You have just entered room "anyonewannagypsies."
NebbieQ has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I guess Nana wants to stay in bed...
Lithaladhwen: (I'm here, but may be a moment while I write a thing about a thing for the thing.)
NebbieQ: (I'm gonna have to make an early exit tonight. There's a con this weekend that I'm working at.)
NebbieQ: (So, I have to get up early tomorrow.)
Lithaladhwen: (That was quick. I'm totally done.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Right. This is a squeezed-in RP, so let's make it count!)
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know how necessary I'll be this evening, but I'm here if you need me!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Lex, unless you planned for high comedy to ensue, did you want to, at least for the purposes at hand, skip the "fixing wagons" thing and just do another dinner?)
Papa Tymisonn: (We can do it later...)
OMG Dirty: (SHIT)
OMG Dirty: (Sorry, late night phone call. I'm here.)
OMG Dirty: (sure why not.)
OMG Dirty: (for the sake of time and tedium. THE WAGON IS DONE.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Cool! Family dinner at Card's house this time, sister included?)
FFFan80 has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Aiyaaaa. Poor Shakti. He's just determined that she get along with people, isn't he?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Hell yeah.)
Lithaladhwen: (He's mean.)
Papa Tymisonn: (She'd better get to leaving the country QUICK.)
Lithaladhwen: (She totally should. I should send her to Ka'thalar so I can use her as an NPC for something. I want to inflict her on more people.)
OMG Dirty: (Do it!)
OMG Dirty: (Also RP now yes?)
Papa Tymisonn: <cardshouseletsgo!>
Lithaladhwen: <Shakti>
Lithaladhwen: (no one needs a description, right?)
Papa Tymisonn: (I think we're all good.)
OMG Dirty: <The naughty one>
Papa Tymisonn: <The better one>
Lithaladhwen: (*plays Mars, Bringer of War*)
NebbieQ: <You're not the only one with a case of the naughties>
Papa Tymisonn: <Also, Mama>
OMG Dirty: <El papa>
OMG Dirty: (*Too tired to play three people, so is not playing Marco tonight. He went to a special club.*)
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (Hi Dave. Enter if you feel like it.)
Papa Tymisonn: (We have just begun!)
NebbieQ: (You mean like Chess club?)
OMG Dirty: *quickly throwing out last minute plates and silverware*
Papa Tymisonn: (Yes. Like chess club.)
OMG Dirty: IM: Going to be here anyminute, oh shit.
Papa Tymisonn: *helping out with the cooking and such*
Papa Tymisonn: Quit worrying, Farida. Everything will be fine...
OMG Dirty: <_< Says you.
Papa Tymisonn: Knows me. I have prophesied it.
OMG Dirty: .......We both know whose predictions are better.
Lithaladhwen: (Should I assume that Shakti has not arrived as of yet?)
OMG Dirty: (:D sure.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I think that would be best.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yay! I made a correct assumption! Whoo!)
Papa Tymisonn: Oh ha ha. I'll have you know I predicted the Mallian war...
NebbieQ: (I'm gonna assume that Carlita is coming with the family.)
Papa Tymisonn: Though I didn't see it coming out so well...
OMG Dirty: (Everyone drop in at the least convenient moment~)
OMG Dirty: (lelelele~ cos those are best)
Lithaladhwen: (Dude, that's like... my character's job.)
Lithaladhwen: (It is literally why she exists!)
Papa Tymisonn: *gets the dishes o' food on the table*
OMG Dirty: *pace pace pace pace*
Papa Tymisonn: Hey. *nab* You.
OMG Dirty: IM: OH gods, mama, papa, nana all in one--
OMG Dirty: What?
Papa Tymisonn: Calm down. Everything will be JUST fine...
Papa Tymisonn: *reassure reassure*
OMG Dirty: Yeah. Sure.
Papa Tymisonn: You doubt me?
OMG Dirty: o_o
OMG Dirty: ....Maybe.
OMG Dirty: I have known my family longer.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, didn't you think the whole "meeting for the first time" would go far worse?
Papa Tymisonn: *time" thing
OMG Dirty: Waiting for the shoe to fall.
OMG Dirty: *Knock knock knock*
OMG Dirty: .....Big place, I think.
FFFan80: ...big, he says... bah.
OMG Dirty: *And outside is good old Carlo, and family in tow*
Papa Tymisonn: Why you wouldn't want the freedom to roam is just simply, I don't know... beyond me.
OMG Dirty: I don't understand it either, darling.
OMG Dirty: But we must be supportive.
FFFan80: Well... it is her choice. She is a grown woman now.
NebbieQ: Well...I don't think it's that bad.
FFFan80: >_> ...despite the actions of certain partents.
OMG Dirty: >__<
OMG Dirty: =Oh shit!=
Papa Tymisonn: I know, I know... I just don't understand it, that's all...
Papa Tymisonn: Call me old fashioned.
NebbieQ: Maybe she doesn't like getting wet all the time?
FFFan80: ....
FFFan80: *laughs good and long*
FFFan80: I think not, dear
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
OMG Dirty: *Goes and opens the door*
Papa Tymisonn: *stands behind*
OMG Dirty: *And glomp hugs her father and mother at once*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^ Hello, daughter.
OMG Dirty: *then gives her sis a rough fist to the hair, in the annoying manner*
NebbieQ: Hey, watch it!
FFFan80: *ahem*
OMG Dirty: *And of course, a kiss on the cheek for Nana*
OMG Dirty: How is the goat eh? Still alive?
Papa Tymisonn: Hello everyone. Welcome to our home. ^_^
FFFan80: *hugs* Such manners to guests in your home... *tsk tsks*
Papa Tymisonn: ... she made a good stew...
OMG Dirty: Please.....come in? o_O
OMG Dirty: *Goes on in, and whistles his approval at the decor*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'm kidding! Yes! Come in! It must be cold!
NebbieQ: What, you mean the goat?
FFFan80: ....<.< ..... >.> *surveys the home*
Papa Tymisonn: *comes in, wielding a pot of stew...*
NebbieQ: *Grins at the Cardinal, before moving in.*
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh! Dave does not know what the house looks like!)
Lithaladhwen: (Neither do I, good sir.)
Papa Tymisonn: (You shall both know soon.
Papa Tymisonn: )
OMG Dirty: <_< The goat is fine. It's out back.
OMG Dirty: I also made some bread and...a roast.
OMG Dirty: IM: Gods, let it not taste like crap.
FFFan80: ...I recall the last roast you made, dear.
FFFan80: 9_< ...how long did we all spend by the river that year....?
Papa Tymisonn: Too long, Mama. Too long. >.<
FFFan80: now now dear, some good did come of it
OMG Dirty: <_<;;;
FFFan80: After all, what does not kill you, can make you stronger .
OMG Dirty: IM: I'm getting better damnit......
NebbieQ: Plus, we found a pretty good fishing spot.
OMG Dirty: I'm sure it is very good for eating.
Papa Tymisonn: I am as well.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I hope...
NebbieQ: Besides, if we can't eat it, the goat can!
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Uh, well, everything's prepared, so find a seat...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Where is Esperanza? I told her the time...
Lithaladhwen: (Her player is grabbing ramen)
Papa Tymisonn: (Ah. Well, Card can still gripe anyway.)
OMG Dirty: *Has a seat next to Cardinal*
OMG Dirty: *pulls out a chair for his mama and his wife*
Papa Tymisonn: *well, duh*
NebbieQ: *Takes a seat right next to Papa.*
FFFan80: *takes a seat at well*
Papa Tymisonn: *sits on the other side of Papa*
Lithaladhwen: *door knock*
Papa Tymisonn: So, shall we star-Oh! Is that your sister?
Papa Tymisonn: I think it is...
Papa Tymisonn: *gets the door*
OMG Dirty: *decided grumpy face*
OMG Dirty: e_e
Lithaladhwen: Hey, Sal.
NebbieQ: Oh, cheer up.
Lithaladhwen: ...Sorry I'm... late.
FFFan80: .......
FFFan80: zzzzzz
OMG Dirty: *Sticks out her tongue at Carlita*
FFFan80: -.- .......
Papa Tymisonn: It's OK. Go have a seat.
OMG Dirty: <_<
NebbieQ: *whispers* If things get too bad...I'll go for the knees, and you get the frying pan.
OMG Dirty: *giggles*
Lithaladhwen: ¬_¬
OMG Dirty: *points at her Nana*
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks Dave!)
Lithaladhwen: *sits*
NebbieQ: *shakes her Nana's arm gently, and opens her mouth...*
NebbieQ: NANA, WAKE UP!
NebbieQ: *...to shout just a tad bit too loud. Goodness, she has a big set of lungs for a girl so small.*
Papa Tymisonn: *sits back down*
Papa Tymisonn: (I believe Card's between Shakti and Farida...)
Lithaladhwen: (That's... where he belongs, really.)
OMG Dirty: (well.....YEAH. TO KEEP THE PIECE.)
OMG Dirty: HUSH Carlita.
OMG Dirty: If she wants to sleep let her sleep.
OMG Dirty: Let her. The food can be reheated.
NebbieQ: Alright, Papa.
OMG Dirty: *Begins serving everyone, bread, stew, roast, yummy things!*
Lithaladhwen: IM: She has the right idea. I should have stayed home and taken a nap.
Papa Tymisonn: *can't wait, can't wait!*
Lithaladhwen: *eyes light up at the sight of the roast before she can catch herself and frown again*
Papa Tymisonn: *nudges Es* Looks good, doesn't it?
Lithaladhwen: *grudgingly* Yeah, I guess.
NebbieQ: *Begins to nibble at the bread. It's hard to poison bread!*
OMG Dirty: *smile of glee*
OMG Dirty: *pours out tea for everyone, DIG IN TIMES!*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 15 6-sided dice: 6 3 3 4 2 1 2 5 4 4 1 3 6 3 6
Papa Tymisonn: *eeeeeeeeeeat!*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 15-sided die: 6
OMG Dirty: *The roast isn't bad this time. Could be better, but it isn't by any means gross. Got a hint of......curryish flavor?*
Papa Tymisonn: *... wishes he'd said grace*
Lithaladhwen: IM: ^_^ Curry. Everybody loves curry.
OMG Dirty: Score~
Papa Tymisonn: ... o.o
NebbieQ: s'not bad, Farida.
OMG Dirty: *Takes another bite*
Papa Tymisonn: *w* Is that a smile I see?
OMG Dirty: IM: HA, bitches. I can totally cook the hell out of things.
Lithaladhwen: *immediate scowl*
Papa Tymisonn: *grins*
Lithaladhwen: *w* Maybe. Her roast doesn't completely suck ass.
Papa Tymisonn: *nd even the the eating won't make it go away*
OMG Dirty: Getting better. Last you couldn't bite.
NebbieQ: What spices did you use, anyways?
OMG Dirty: *Gives Card a pat on the leg*
OMG Dirty: I bought a jar of spice from a vender.
OMG Dirty: It's got several different things in it....
Lithaladhwen: IM: If you can get curry here I'm getting some as soon as I get out of here, damn it.
Papa Tymisonn: *eat eat eat*
OMG Dirty: Cinnamon oddly enough....
OMG Dirty: And.......*Thinks*
Lithaladhwen: *eats, finishing the roast somewhat reluctantly and moves on to other food*
OMG Dirty: I'll get the jar later.
NebbieQ: *nods, and finishes up her meat before going on to the stew.*
OMG Dirty: *There is a bonking*
OMG Dirty: *Bonkbonkbonk*
OMG Dirty: Bleeeeeeee-eeeeee....
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh brother... I'll get it.
Papa Tymisonn: *goes and lets Apuro in*
OMG Dirty: *A triumphant goat stands in the entry of the back door*
OMG Dirty: *having managed to nudge it open*
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Lithaladhwen: *little wave to the goat*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Goat.
NebbieQ: Hi, Apuro!
NebbieQ: *Grins at the goat.* Has she been giving you any trouble?
OMG Dirty: >_> She peed on Card's shirt when he went and left it on the floor....
OMG Dirty: *Is that a goaty look of triump?*
Lithaladhwen: *snicker*
OMG Dirty: *Triumph
Papa Tymisonn: But, she is a good goat. I cannot complain.
OMG Dirty: *nods*
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 5
OMG Dirty: Goats are made for travelling.
OMG Dirty: It is no wonder she is edgy.
OMG Dirty: *slight jab at the settlings?*
NebbieQ: They're also made for outdoors, though. Maybe she just needs to spend more time outside.
Papa Tymisonn: I can see if I can get her some time in the castle courtyard...
Papa Tymisonn: Maybe play with the other animals?
NebbieQ: IM: Or headbutt them.
Lithaladhwen: You could take her to the park. Chase those damn ducks.
OMG Dirty: <__< At the castle?
OMG Dirty: Why would you put a goat at the castle?
NebbieQ: Defense, of course.
NebbieQ: No mere demon can stand up to a goat.
OMG Dirty: It is a known fact.
Papa Tymisonn: And, they just keep some animals for food and such...
OMG Dirty: *shakes her head* Craziness.....
Lithaladhwen: *laughs at the girl's remark* From the goats I've met.... that might be a reasonable motive for keeping some around.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Attack goats. *mental image*
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
NebbieQ: IM: Okay, maybe she isn't so bad...
OMG Dirty: IM: Sharky looks pleasant tonight.
Lithaladhwen: (The magic of curry apparently has the same effect on Shakti as a prefrontal lobotomy. Much less hostile.)
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
OMG Dirty: *Serves her nemesis more roast*
OMG Dirty: *And anyone else who's eaten it up*
OMG Dirty: Have any wine then, Farida?
Lithaladhwen: ...*mumbled* Thank you. *eat*
Papa Tymisonn: *that's me!*
Papa Tymisonn: Ooh. I would like some too, daughter.
OMG Dirty: Wine or roast?
Papa Tymisonn: Wine, please.
OMG Dirty: *But that was farida*
Lithaladhwen: ¬_¬ IM: I'm buying whatever equivalent of curry this place has. I'm buying a lot. I fucking require it.
OMG Dirty: *Goes and gets a bottle of wine she bought the other day on her shopping rampage*
OMG Dirty: *and fills glasses for her mother and father*
OMG Dirty: *offers to Shakti and Card*
NebbieQ: *Will be grabbing another piece of bread in the meantime.*
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal only asks for a small amount*
Lithaladhwen: *waves a 'no thank you'*
OMG Dirty: *pours him a little*
OMG Dirty: *pours herself a good amount*
OMG Dirty: *Triumphant Bleeeeee*
Papa Tymisonn: *looks over at Apuro*
OMG Dirty: *The goat comes tearing out of the bedroom, dragging a piece of clothing under the table*
NebbieQ: Ack!
Papa Tymisonn: Oh no...
OMG Dirty: APURO!
NebbieQ: *Tries to scoot out of the way of the rampaging goat...*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: What an apt name...
OnlineHost: NebbieQ rolled 1 12-sided die: 8
OMG Dirty: *prance bounce, hop, it's parading around it's prize*
NebbieQ: *And ends up tipping over in her seat.*
Lithaladhwen: *watches the goat* What has she got?
OMG Dirty: I don't know.....
OMG Dirty: *Tries to make a snatch at it*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 10-sided die: 1
Papa Tymisonn: *goes into the bedroom*
NebbieQ: *Aaaand...oof! That was a nice crash.*
OMG Dirty: *CRITICAL GOAT GRAB*
NebbieQ: ...ow. >.<
Lithaladhwen: *glance to the kid* *eyebrow raise*
NebbieQ: *Which kid?*
NebbieQ: *Bah-dum-ching*
OMG Dirty: *Claims the article*
OMG Dirty: .......*Actually turns a bit red*
OMG Dirty: *disgruntled cry of having it's stuff stolen!*
OMG Dirty: *IT's a nighty. EGADS*
Lithaladhwen: *snaps her fingers to attract the goat over to her*
Lithaladhwen: Come here you horrible little thing. *smile*
OMG Dirty: *Quickly heads for the bedroom to put it away*
OMG Dirty: *Clops over*
NebbieQ: *Shakes her head and gets up, trying to regain her dignity.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... we need locks, my dear.
NebbieQ: ...wow, that's rather fancy. o_o
OMG Dirty: >_> Or to pick up.
NebbieQ: And small.
Papa Tymisonn: *Mom's wine is GONE*
Lithaladhwen: *Proceeds to pay more attention to the goat than the humans present.*
OMG Dirty: *Blushes harder, gives her little sister an indignant look*
OMG Dirty: *trying very hard to nibble her fingers*
Lithaladhwen: *Allows some nibbling, but nothing harmful*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Goat.
OMG Dirty: *Seats herself and downs her wine, face bright red*
Papa Tymisonn: My dear, if I could get some more, that would be l*HIC*lovely...
Papa Tymisonn: Oooh. Excuse me.
OMG Dirty: >_> Yeah okay....
OMG Dirty: *pours her mother another*
NebbieQ: ...sooo...I think I'll have some of that roast.
OMG Dirty: *Serves her sister the last of the roast*
Lithaladhwen: *rubs the goat's little goat ears*
Lithaladhwen: IM: You're the best of this whole lot. He shouldn't have gotten married. He should have bought a goat.
OMG Dirty: *Snuffles at her fingers then rolls over, much like a dog, wanting a tummy rub*
Papa Tymisonn: *btw, only a third of Card's tiny amount of wine is gone... he takes communion-size sips*
OMG Dirty: *Farida is still redfaced.....but likely NOT from being embarrassed anymore*
Lithaladhwen: *obliges with a mostly-repressed smile*
OMG Dirty: *lets a little hiccup out herself.
Papa Tymisonn: *and Mom's just got this nice grin on her face...*
OMG Dirty: I think that is enough for you Mama.
OMG Dirty: *Tries to take the cup away*
Papa Tymisonn: *YANK*
Papa Tymisonn: I am... fine, Carlo.
OMG Dirty: *raises an eyebrow at that*
Papa Tymisonn: Just... fine... ^_^
NebbieQ: *whispers* Do you need any help with her, Papa?
NebbieQ: IM: I hope nothing catches on fire, this time. ._.
OMG Dirty: *w* Just make sure she doesn't fall over.
Papa Tymisonn: Don't whisper around ME, little lady...
Papa Tymisonn: Or ... I'll have Nana make your husband fat.
NebbieQ: Hey!
NebbieQ: ...who says I'm getting married any time soon?
Lithaladhwen: *smirks at the humans, actually paying attention to them for the moment*
Papa Tymisonn: You don't need to. But I will have her make sure you fall deeply in love with a thousand pound ... ... orc.
OMG Dirty: Mama!
OMG Dirty: .......That's awesome~
OMG Dirty: Do it!
OMG Dirty: *mad giggles*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^ I think I will...
NebbieQ: Ewww! >_< Mama!
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head to clear it and goes back to her new friend the goat*
OMG Dirty: *manages to get a good purchase on a nip on her finger*
Lithaladhwen: *flicks the goat on the nose in mild punishment and scratches Apuro's head again*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I miss all the damn goats. Little bastards.
OMG Dirty: *wraps her arms around Cardinal and gives him a kiss on the cheek, his bride is well on her way to drunk*
NebbieQ: (be right back)
Papa Tymisonn: ... what a wonderful idea. Thank you, daughter... *gives her husband a big kiss on the cheek*
OMG Dirty: IM: Can you correct a child in their own home? I'm not sure.....
Papa Tymisonn: (Me too. Just a second.)
Papa Tymisonn: (That was quick.)
Papa Tymisonn: *hugs her, and rubs her arm* IM: No more wine for you, miss...
OMG Dirty: *Giggles*
Papa Tymisonn: (... that was Farida, right?)
OMG Dirty: I can read minds you know. You're thinking about candy. I know it.
OMG Dirty: (Yes sorry)
OMG Dirty: (Having a coughing fit.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Kay.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... yes, my dear. I am thinking about candy.
OMG Dirty: I am so damn good.
OMG Dirty: *mildly drunk gloat*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Don't think about it. Nothing they say is good.
Papa Tymisonn: *mama's getting more wine for herself...*
OMG Dirty: *tries to ninja the wine glass away*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
OMG Dirty: *Ninja versus drunk, ninja wins, ninjality*
Lithaladhwen: ...IM: Please take that wine away from them. Though this might be an interesting bonding experience for the new family. That doesn't include me, so I don't have to drink. So there.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Goats are inoffensive and good.
Papa Tymisonn: ... Farida... might I have that back, please?
NebbieQ: (Back. Gimme a moment to catch up)
Papa Tymisonn: *Carlo
Papa Tymisonn: (Sorry.)
OMG Dirty: IM: Sharky is a goat lover!
OMG Dirty: *Erupts in giggles*
OMG Dirty: No darling.
NebbieQ: (Read!)
OMG Dirty: (K)
Papa Tymisonn: ... no more for a month... e_e
Lithaladhwen: *glance at Farida before returning her attention to things she actually likes*
NebbieQ: *Keeps a keen eye on Mama, in case she falls over.*
OMG Dirty: I do not think I care.
OMG Dirty: I'd prefer you not breaking an ankle on the way home.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sigh* Oh, very well. My big man has his way.
Papa Tymisonn: *cuddle/lean combo* I hope you are happy.
OMG Dirty: IM: EE! Scary?! Does she have the brain powers? *thinks hard* LALALALALA I AM THINKING THOUGHTS.
OMG Dirty: Exceedingly. *scoots the wine further out of reach*
Lithaladhwen: *goat scratch...ignores humans*
Lithaladhwen: *especially obnoxious sisterinlaw humans, who distract her by giggling randomly*
Papa Tymisonn: *has a surprise* So, who wants dessert?
Papa Tymisonn: *as far as Farida knows, there is none*
NebbieQ: I was just about to ask if you had any!
OMG Dirty: o_O we have it? *hic*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^ Yup.
OMG Dirty: ......I didn't buy any.....
Papa Tymisonn: I handled it. *goes to the bedroom*
Papa Tymisonn: *and nabs something from the top of the closet*
NebbieQ: IM: I hope the goat didn't get into it.
Papa Tymisonn: *put it on top for that very reason*
Papa Tymisonn: *returns with a tray of candy apples, green ones*
OMG Dirty: *claps*
Papa Tymisonn: *enough for them all!*
OMG Dirty: Whooo! I knew you had candy on your mind!
Lithaladhwen: ...
OMG Dirty: I am so =freaking= good.
OMG Dirty: *grins to herself*
Lithaladhwen: IM: She... was right. I wonder if she really can read thoughts. That would be entertaining.
Lithaladhwen: *scratches the goat nonchalantly* IM: Hey you. Get the hell out of my head. And while you're at it, hit yourself in the face with a hammer.
Lithaladhwen: ^_^ *w* Hey, Apuro. *scratchscratch*
NebbieQ: Ooh. Those look good.
Papa Tymisonn: *hands them out to everyone*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
OMG Dirty: *looks at Shakti for a moment with a sour look on her face*
OMG Dirty: I'd watch it....
OMG Dirty: *The goat has taken a good grip to the edge of that Sari*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Wait. Did she just...
OMG Dirty: *TUG*
Lithaladhwen: *Goat manages to pull the top edge down over her shoulder and closer to the floor.*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... there's no way. Shakti ... I mean, Es is ALWAYS grumpy. And with Farida here, well...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: It's a pretty well educated guess.
OMG Dirty: *was it to warn of the goat, or did she actually read it? WHO KNOWS*
Lithaladhwen: *It becomes clear that Shakti's shirt doesn't extend all the way down to her waist, but that sari did seem to be covering some rather nasty scarring on her back. She speaks harshly to the goat for the first time.*
Lithaladhwen: Give me that. Now.
Lithaladhwen: *tug*
NebbieQ: *Begins eating her share of the goodies, and watches the goat* Erm, need some help?
Lithaladhwen: Yes, please.
Lithaladhwen: *urgent tug*
NebbieQ: *Sets the apple down, and goes to grab the goat.* C'mere, you...
Lithaladhwen: *turns so that her back is facing away from the others and continues to wrestle the goat*
NebbieQ: (Shall I roll for goat tuggage, Lex?)
OMG Dirty: (Sure!)
OnlineHost: NebbieQ rolled 1 12-sided die: 6
Lithaladhwen: (I don't even know how to roll whatever system this is. I'll leave the rolling to those qualified.)
NebbieQ: *And lo, the goat is picked up! But does that make it let go of the sari?*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
OMG Dirty: *Lets go, as it lost it's purchase on it*
OMG Dirty: *saddened little goat whine*
OMG Dirty: *munches her apple*
NebbieQ: I'm gonna put her outside now.
Lithaladhwen: *quickly throws the top of her sari back on*
OMG Dirty: Yeah.....
Lithaladhwen: *hard-ass scowl*
OMG Dirty: Close the door good.......
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'll remember that affectionately later, I'm sure. But right now that goat's lucky it's gone.
NebbieQ: *Nods, and quickly hoofs it to the back.*
OMG Dirty: *Thinking thoughts of Goats eating Sharky's feet and her waving her arms around and making very strange noises*
Papa Tymisonn: *eating his apple as he watches...*
OMG Dirty: *apparantly this is uproariously funny*
Papa Tymisonn: *not eating, just happy to nuzzle*
OMG Dirty: *ninjs Farida's cup too, with a wink at Cardinal*
Lithaladhwen: *fidgets with her sari, as if no longer totally sure she's properly covered by it* ¬_¬
Papa Tymisonn: *smile and acknowledges with a nod*
OMG Dirty: *Is a giggling pile on Card's shoulder, one hand waving around a half eaten apple*
NebbieQ: Out you go, lil' one!
NebbieQ: *The door is then shut tightly, thus ending the saga of the goat.*
Lithaladhwen: *to the helpful goat mistress*...Thank you.
NebbieQ: *Walks back in.* Eh, don't worry about it.
OMG Dirty: *trying to explain to card what's so funny, but thankfully it's all rather gibberishy between giggles and his shoulder being in the way*
Papa Tymisonn: OK, OK, I get it... it's all quite hilarious...
Papa Tymisonn: ... perhaps we should call it a night...
OMG Dirty: I think this is a good idea.
OMG Dirty: It was very good, but I think Olgana needs her sleep. Nana as well.
OMG Dirty: *rouses Nana to get going*
Lithaladhwen: *curt nod in reply to Cardinal*
NebbieQ: I'll help with Nana.
Papa Tymisonn: Alright.
OMG Dirty: *Removes her face from cards shoulder long enough to give a redfaced grin and wave at everyone*
Papa Tymisonn: It was wonderful to have you all here. I'd like to do it again.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* You too, "Shakti"...
Lithaladhwen: *eyebrow* Thanks... "Cardinal" *snicker*
NebbieQ: I liked it, too.
NebbieQ: *Goes to help with elder relatives, yes~*
NebbieQ: IM: He can help with Mama.
OMG Dirty: *Hauling mama out*
Papa Tymisonn: *waves* Bye bye, daughter... you too, son... ^_^
Lithaladhwen: *haunts the doorway until other people manage to exit*
OMG Dirty: His name is Salvador, and it's very a very silly name! *GIGGLEFIT*
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, you silly thing...
OMG Dirty: *Though says the dooooooor part very elongated*
Papa Tymisonn: (That last one was Card.)
NebbieQ: *Walking out, with Nana leaning on her.* G'night, you two.
Lithaladhwen: e_e *slips out the door*
Papa Tymisonn: Bye, folks.
OMG Dirty: *And away they go!
OMG Dirty: That went well I think.....
Papa Tymisonn: ... I think so. But now...
Papa Tymisonn: *scoops her off her feet* It's time to get you to bed!
OMG Dirty: Whoooo!
OMG Dirty: To bed!
OMG Dirty: *points!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... and if you think I'm taking advantage of you in this state, you're sadly mistaken.
Papa Tymisonn: *opens the door with a food*
OMG Dirty: I'd kick you in the face.....
Papa Tymisonn: *foot
OMG Dirty: *snore!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... aww. *kiss on the forehead, kicks the door closed*
Papa Tymisonn: <done>
FFFan80: *Elsewhere (briefly*
OMG Dirty: (yes awww, her threatning violence is so WAI!)
FFFan80: *WHAP*
FFFan80: *WHAP WHAP WHAP*
FFFan80: How could you leave me there, dozing away like an old fool! >_<
OMG Dirty: *COVERINGFORPROTECTION*
NebbieQ: Ow ow ow!
NebbieQ: I tried to wake you up! >_< But Farida yelled at me!
OMG Dirty: Mama!.....Put the stick down......
FFFan80: Oh, I know how it is.
FFFan80: Keep the old crone quiet and out of our hair, right? e_e
FFFan80: *WHAP!*
NebbieQ: Papaaa! Tell Nana how I tried to wake her up!
NebbieQ: OW!
Papa Tymisonn: *too drunk to talk*
OMG Dirty: She did Mama, This I swear.
OMG Dirty: You slept like bricks.
FFFan80: ...and what in the heaven's name is wrong with your wife?
OMG Dirty: Wine....
Lithaladhwen: *walking a ways behind the family, sticking to the side of the street and shaking her head, amused by the antics*
FFFan80: I see...
FFFan80: ...*THWAP!*
FFFan80: Allowing her to get to such a state, didn't I raise you better? e.e
NebbieQ: *Dodges behinds her parents while she's distracted!*
OMG Dirty: I tried Mama.
OMG Dirty: She is very much a lush tonight!
FFFan80: Not hard enough, I see.
OMG Dirty: Stop hitting now!
Lithaladhwen: *covers her mouth to suppress a laugh*
FFFan80: Fine... give me reason not to, and I will -\/- *sage nod*
OMG Dirty: I am a good man! I do what I can.
OMG Dirty: NO MORE OF THE STICK!
FFFan80: ....very well... for now... >.>
NebbieQ: Thank you, Nana.
FFFan80: Now then, let's see what we can do for my poor daughter-in-law here.. common you two.
Lithaladhwen: *amused head shake* *w*Gypsies. *smile*
FFFan80: (As I mentioned to Lex earlier: )
FFFan80: (If your group swears up and down, in an online game, they only need you 'for a little bit ' for something)
FFFan80: (THEY ARE LIARS AND CON ARTISTS)
FFFan80: ( =[ )
Papa Tymisonn: (Actually, relatively, that was pretty short. Only a couple hours.)
FFFan80: ( ..... )
NebbieQ: (*Thwaps Chuck*)
Papa Tymisonn: (Hey, I've seen RPs go on for half a damn day!)
FFFan80: ( *bop* =[ )
Lithaladhwen: (Charles is right!)
Lithaladhwen: (It was short!)
Lithaladhwen: (I hang long RPs, yo.)
FFFan80: ( oh, woops )
Lithaladhwen: (This was nothing!)
NebbieQ: (True.)
FFFan80: ( misunderstood )
Papa Tymisonn: (Also, that was fun and we won't be able to do it with all of us here like that till next week!)
FFFan80: ( =[ aww )
Lithaladhwen: (Aww indeed.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Hey, when one of your best friends is getting married, you will go to any length to be there.)
Papa Tymisonn: (It just turns out that that length is an 8 hour drive.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, don't I know it. Happened to me this summer, except Brian was the one driving.)
FFFan80: ( Least it's not a 3 hour tour =[ )
Lithaladhwen: (He drove from OH to MI, and then down to IN so I could be a bridesmaid.)
Lithaladhwen: (A three hour tour.....)
OMG Dirty: (lex need sleep. *Grunt*)
OMG Dirty: (night.)
FFFan80: (Likewise!)
NebbieQ: (Does this make Magnus Gilligan or the Professor?)
FFFan80: (Gnight)
Lithaladhwen: (Night!)
NebbieQ: (Night!)
OMG Dirty has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (*logs RP as usual*)
FFFan80: (*RP's a log*)
Lithaladhwen: (Dave: *is made of wood*)
FFFan80: ( C¯¯O )
Lithaladhwen: (Nice.)
Lithaladhwen: (You are the master of emotes.)
FFFan80: ( *would respond, but is... you know, wood* )
Papa Tymisonn has left the room.
FFFan80: (Night!)