Lithaladhwen: *points to chat* Look what you made me do.
Arch mage144: You made your character show up in a chat?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. I did.
Arch mage144: Tassi is a little confused.
Arch mage144: I'm probably more god than you are.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: fine.
Arch mage144: I'm the GM, after all.
Lithaladhwen: You're not the only one.
Arch mage144: I created much of the world she lives in!
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: But I GM in it.
Lithaladhwen: And I created her.
Arch mage144: True.
Arch mage144: Fine.
Lithaladhwen: Fine.
Lithaladhwen: You're .... Primaer. Or something.
Arch mage144: I'm a distant, emotionless, faceless deity symbolizing creation without attachment?
Arch mage144: Wow, am I the stereotypical father or what?
Lithaladhwen: Something like that. 
Arch mage144: Deadbeat dad, oh yeah!
Lithaladhwen: Whoo!
Arch mage144: You're not getting any child support.
Lithaladhwen: Shaddup. You're not getting any followers, then.
Arch mage144: I don't need followers. I'm a rank 21+ deity.
Lithaladhwen: You say that. But you know damn well you're lonely and cold all alone in the universe with your deific rank. Bastard.
Arch mage144: No, actually, because I have the powers of reality revision at will and infinite knowledge.
Arch mage144: I am the publisher of the Codex.
Lithaladhwen: Whoa, wait. You don't have miracle or wish. You have the psionic version?
Lithaladhwen: What?
Arch mage144: There's some power in divine portfolio about it.
Arch mage144: I forget the exact name.
Lithaladhwen: I know.
Lithaladhwen: I read those a while ago.
Lithaladhwen: I needed to know what Reshtaha was capable of in D&D terms. Turns out he can do more or less whatever he wants.
Arch mage144: He's a god. What'd you expect?
Lithaladhwen: Indeed. He's also obsessed with 90's America.
Arch mage144: Yes.
Lithaladhwen: I like a god that wears a business suit and sandals.
Arch mage144: We all do.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Arch mage144: What?
Lithaladhwen: I'm imagining Tassi peeking into Hakaril's office and asking where Darin is.
Lithaladhwen: Heh.
Arch mage144: ...are you looking for him? What for?
Lithaladhwen: He... more or less invited me. I was hoping he wasn't busy.
Lithaladhwen: Pictures. Bah.
Arch mage144: You sure I can't take photos?
Arch mage144: *just kidding anyway XD*
Lithaladhwen: I might do something horribly egotistical like do some kind of TASTEFUL sketch.
Lithaladhwen: But no.
Lithaladhwen: No photos.
Arch mage144: Wait a minute. You got invited to the castle. By Darin. What the hell did he invite you here to do?
Arch mage144: They could be tasteful photos! Though I don't think I could actually photograph you. It would be somewhat weird.
Lithaladhwen: I'm sorry. My name is Tassi. I believe he asked you to procure a pass for me? *holds up the pass*
Lithaladhwen: They wouldn't be. It's different.
Lithaladhwen: Photos are hard to make tasteful.
Arch mage144: I don't know if I agree with that, completely.
Lithaladhwen: Compared to sketches at least.
Arch mage144: Oh. You're...ohhhh. *grins*
Lithaladhwen: A sketch is almost automatically tasteful.
Lithaladhwen: *blushes a little*
Arch mage144: You aren't telling me you'd draw a sketch of yourself o_O
Lithaladhwen: I've done it before, just.... not for anyone else.
Arch mage144: *starts laughing*
Arch mage144: Not a present I'd be able to turn down, I assure you. But not one I'd request.
Lithaladhwen: What are you laughing at?
Arch mage144: We seem to be having two conversations at once.
Lithaladhwen: Two very different ones.
Arch mage144: A very amusing situation.
Arch mage144: I'm almost getting the impression that Darin may unintentionally be doing what I've told him he's needed to do for years.
Lithaladhwen: ...I see. 
Arch mage144: Am I right?
Arch mage144: Wait. You wouldn't know that. You haven't known Darin for years.
Lithaladhwen: I.... correct.
Arch mage144: Let's just put it this way. I've been trying to get him to go to parties, meet people, and find the right girl for some time now.
Lithaladhwen: *realization* Oh.
Arch mage144: So. Am I on target?
Lithaladhwen: I... It would seem that you are. 
Arch mage144: Excellent!
Arch mage144: Did you know that I can legally perform marriages?
Lithaladhwen: *blink*
Lithaladhwen: I think that's a little premature, but thank you for the information.
Arch mage144: Just keep it in mind. I give great benedictions. And legal advice. In fact, contact me if you need a lawyer.
Arch mage144: Or an army. Or a back-issue of wizard's pornography.
Lithaladhwen: *repressed smile* I most certainly will.
Lithaladhwen: Except that last one.
Arch mage144: Wait. Nevermind. I'm not sharing those anyway.
Lithaladhwen: It's probably just as well, General. Those are... personal items.
Arch mage144: Anyway, Darin's probably in his quarters. Or the study.
Lithaladhwen: Thank you. I'll look there, then. It was nice to finally meet you.
Arch mage144: Weren't you at the Ka'thalar battle?
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Yes.
Arch mage144: Right then. You looked familiar. Good job with that. Now go force my former roommate to have some fun before he turns into his father.
Arch mage144: Actually, that's highly improbable.
Lithaladhwen: I'm inclined to agree.
Arch mage144: Just save him from being eternally boring.
Lithaladhwen: He doesn't need me for that, but thank you for your... support.
Arch mage144: The guy knows as many ways to kill a man as I do. I wish he'd teach me some of them. Anyway, have fun!
Lithaladhwen: Hm. Have a lovely day, General. Thank you for the directions. *pops out again to find Darin* 
Arch mage144: I thought we should finish one conversation at a time.
Lithaladhwen: Or something.
Arch mage144: This cannot turn into an IM RP. It is 3:15. My eye is melting.
Lithaladhwen: That was weird, wasn't it?
Arch mage144: I kinda want it to, but no time.
Lithaladhwen: Stop rubbing your eye. We'll do that tomorrow.
Arch mage144: What, rub my eye?
Lithaladhwen: No. RP.
Arch mage144: I was going to say. There are much better places to be rubbing.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* 
Arch mage144: You know me. Pervert.
Lithaladhwen: Well we can't very well do that right now either.
Lithaladhwen: I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Arch mage144: Well no, it would be difficult.
Lithaladhwen: I love you.
Arch mage144: Goodnight, love. I you as well. Very much.
Lithaladhwen: *hug*
Arch mage144: I'm glad I gave you a reason to like hugs.
Lithaladhwen: So am I.
Arch mage144: Goodnight!
Lithaladhwen: Goodnight.