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Papa Tymisonn: I have defeated AIM.
Papa Tymisonn: Revel in joy.
OMG Dirty: *Revels*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
OMG Dirty: I'm ready when y'all are.
Papa Tymisonn: <an unsuspecting dupe!>
OMG Dirty: <Wife of Wickedness>
OMG Dirty: (You can start us off Cha)
Papa Tymisonn: *Cardinal, our resident cool guy, is walking down the street, after a long hard day at work*
NebbieQ: <Is a real Cutie Patootie!>
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... it's odd. I'm excited to see what Farida did... but I'm filled with... ...
OMG Dirty: >.>
OMG Dirty: <.<
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Dread? That doesn't make sense...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Oh well. Probably nothing.
Papa Tymisonn: *goes to his own door, and opens it up*
OMG Dirty: Quickly.....put it in the kitchen....I want daddy's gift to be a surprise....
OMG Dirty: *Slams it back closed*
OMG Dirty: NOT YET!
NebbieQ: Yes Momma!
Papa Tymisonn: O.O
OMG Dirty: .....I'm not Momma!
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... wait, hold on...
OMG Dirty: >_>
NebbieQ: *Snickers*
Papa Tymisonn: What's going on in there, Farida? o.o
NebbieQ: You will be, soon enough. *Winks*
OMG Dirty: Hold on a minute Cardinal......
OMG Dirty: *hisses at her sibling*
NebbieQ: *looks at her innocently* o.o?
OMG Dirty: *makes shooing motion to take the gift, the good one, to the back*
OMG Dirty: *The one with the bell*
NebbieQ: *Nods quickly, and goes to put it away.*
NebbieQ: *However, there's still some high pitched giggling as she does so.*
OMG Dirty: OKAY, close your eyes!
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright...
Papa Tymisonn: *closes them*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I am so scared right now.
OMG Dirty: *opens the door and leads the poor man in*
Papa Tymisonn: *like a lamb to the slaughter*
OMG Dirty: *Quickly covers his eyes with her hands*
OMG Dirty: Okay.....you ready?
Papa Tymisonn: No, but I want to look anyways.
OMG Dirty: *Grins wickedly at her sister*
NebbieQ: *Grins back.*
OMG Dirty: *with a grand flourish uncovers his eyes*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
OMG Dirty: (Pause for funtime description)
OMG Dirty: *Now, HOW can a girl raised in a society of people, who although had little, still covered everything in their grasp with decoration, let the opputunity of so much money and so much blank space go to waste?*
OMG Dirty: *The first thing card notes, is the smell of paint, and how.....BRIGHT it is in here*
OMG Dirty: *The borders that run along the floor, ceiling and doors, windows is all bright yellow with designs painted on top of that in yellow and purple....*
OMG Dirty: *A HUGE pipe, rather like the one the catapillar smokes in alice in wonderland is in one corner, and from it comes the scent of apple tobacco.....*
OMG Dirty: *Farida must have felt this place needed more light, because she added some new lights.....Lanterns with intricate shapes cut in the metal now leave funky designs all over the walls and floor, long bright curtains cover every window
OMG Dirty: *A plethora of pillows have been strewn about, and there is GASP a table cloth, with CANDLES, and....nicer plates, brassish in nature!*
OMG Dirty: *And on one wall is a HUGE quilt, depicting in various shades and patterns of fabric.....the continent of Igala*
OMG Dirty: *And there is the smell of something like incense here as well*
OMG Dirty: *We're through for this room*
Papa Tymisonn: ... wow... it's so... bright...
NebbieQ: Isn't it great?
Papa Tymisonn: I like it. o.o
OMG Dirty: *GRIN* see, told you he'd like it.
NebbieQ: *Cardinal may notice a new girl!*
OMG Dirty: *ALso there's a rug on the floor so it isn't bare*
Papa Tymisonn: ... hello... you're Farida's sister, aren't you?
NebbieQ: *She's a young lass, about fourteen years of age. She's rather scrawny, and is bedecked in the same bright clothing and bangles as her sister.*
OMG Dirty: >_> This is Carlita.
NebbieQ: Uh-huh!
NebbieQ: So, you're her new husband, huh?
Papa Tymisonn: That I am...
NebbieQ: Wooow.
NebbieQ: You really do pick the ugly ones, don't you Sis?
Papa Tymisonn: ....
OMG Dirty: ....I think he is good looking.
Papa Tymisonn: *to Farida* She's cute. e_e
OMG Dirty: *sticks out her tongue*
NebbieQ: Well, I guess there is no accounting for taste...
OMG Dirty: IM: Though it wouldn't hurt if he dressed a little better.....Earrings maybe.
NebbieQ: *Grins back at her sister and new brother in law.*
OMG Dirty: Yeah, she's greaaaat.
OMG Dirty: She did help do all this.
Papa Tymisonn: Then I thank her.
Papa Tymisonn: *bows* Thank you very much, Carlita. I appreciate it.
OMG Dirty: Look what I bought!
OMG Dirty: *flounces over to the cabinets*
NebbieQ: Oh, it's nothing for family.
OMG Dirty: *throws them open to reveal it is stuffed with ......a wide variety of foodstuffs*
Papa Tymisonn: ... food. o.o
OMG Dirty: >_> Yeah.
OMG Dirty: I was gonna have something ready....but we kinda got carried away.....
NebbieQ: But don't worry! We'll fix you something real good when the others get here.
OMG Dirty: That's right.
OMG Dirty: We gotta start that soon.
OMG Dirty: *Smirk*
NebbieQ: *nods* When are they getting here, anyways?
OMG Dirty: Soon.
OMG Dirty: Marco just wanted to ...fetch something.
Papa Tymisonn: Marco? Your brother?
OMG Dirty: *Grins*
OMG Dirty: Of course...they'll all be here.
OMG Dirty: *eyes flick to a corner of the kitchen*
Papa Tymisonn: Alright...
OMG Dirty: Hey Carlita...
NebbieQ: Yeeeaah...
OMG Dirty: I'm going to show him the rest of the house before the rest of them get here.....get the Bow on that last thing.
OMG Dirty: *GIGGLE*
Papa Tymisonn: Bow? What bow?
OMG Dirty: Nothing!
OMG Dirty: *pushes Card into the bedroom*
NebbieQ: Sure thing! ^^
Papa Tymisonn: *shoved!*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
Papa Tymisonn: So what's in here?
OMG Dirty: *Carlita will hear a light tape on the door*
OMG Dirty: *The bedroom is equally decorated*
NebbieQ: Hmn?
NebbieQ: *Runs over to the door, practically skipping.*
NebbieQ: *She opens it juuust a hair, and peeks out.*
OMG Dirty: *With a large multicored quilt and lots of big fluffy pillows, and dark purple sheets*
NebbieQ: Who is it?
OMG Dirty: *She sees a torso*
OMG Dirty: *It is rippling. Therefore, it is marco*
NebbieQ: Hi Marco! Come on in!
NebbieQ: *Opens up the door for him.*
NebbieQ: Farida's showing the new guy his bedroom now.
OMG Dirty: *gives his sister a pat on the head with his free hand and hefts a blanket covered object into the room*
OMG Dirty: .....She is eh?
OMG Dirty: *chuckles*
NebbieQ: Yep!
Papa Tymisonn: ... nice...
OMG Dirty: *She even hung some cloth up around the bed*
OMG Dirty: That's.....not the important thing.
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh?
NebbieQ: Saaay, whatcha got all wrapped up there?
OMG Dirty: *Opens up the bathroom door and shows him a pile of towels*
OMG Dirty: No more repeat performances.
Papa Tymisonn: That was wise of you.
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
OMG Dirty: NOW, WE'RE COMING OUT!
NebbieQ: WE HEARD YOU-*mutters* Crap!
NebbieQ: Gotta go Marco!
NebbieQ: *Hurries into the kitchen to take care of what her sister told her to do.*
OMG Dirty: *Goes about setting the large object near a chair*
Papa Tymisonn: ... what on earth are you up to?
OMG Dirty: OH!
OMG Dirty: .....well the whole family kinda pitched in.....
OMG Dirty: They wanted to give us wedding gifts...
NebbieQ: *There's some muffled shouting from the kitchen* Ow! Stay still!
OMG Dirty: *Snickers bust loose*
OMG Dirty: You're about to get Papa's gift.
OMG Dirty: *Leads card back into the living room*
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I'm... actually excited...
OMG Dirty: *Card sees a large man. Large and tall. And the picture of manly. Even with the poofy yellow shirt, and blue vest, and long black hair and earring*
OMG Dirty: *Gives Card a hard slap to the lower back*
OMG Dirty: I am Marco. Welcome to the family.
Papa Tymisonn: *wind knocked out of him* Thanks... O_O
OMG Dirty: *Eyes Cardinal in a disturbing manner*
OMG Dirty: *Skitters into the kitchen to check on that last thing*
Papa Tymisonn: o.o It's nice to meet you, Marco...
NebbieQ: *Pokes her head out* Is he ready for the...you know, yet?
Papa Tymisonn: All of Farida's family, actually...
OMG Dirty: You should be glad it was my sisters work that brought about this marriage. IF it had been yours, I would have to knock off your teeth.
Papa Tymisonn: ... yes, well, um... me too.
OMG Dirty: *Grins widely* With that understood, let me get a look at you.
Papa Tymisonn: o.o IM: Uh oh.
OMG Dirty: Okay.....let's bring it out.
OMG Dirty: *Snickering and an OW*
OMG Dirty: *Uncomfortable staring*
Papa Tymisonn: (My stomach's pissed at me. Just a second.)
NebbieQ: *Grins, and runs back into the kitchen.*
NebbieQ: (Aaand, pause.)
OMG Dirty: *looks to be picking either ripping cards head off with his mind, or undressing him with his eyes, either way it's disturbing!*
OMG Dirty: (:D)
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Oh good. I thought he was going to pick me up and spin me or something...
NebbieQ: *Soon, the esteemed Cardinal may here some clopping...*
NebbieQ: *It stops, though, as an animal cry rings through the air.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... what is... *turns to the clopping*
NebbieQ: Sush, sush...there there...
NebbieQ: *Farida walks out of the kitchen, her arms completely full with something white, fluffy, and horned.*
NebbieQ: *A closer inspection, though, will reveal this something to be a small baby goat.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... heh. ^_^ Should have guessed.
NebbieQ: *With a red bow tied around it's neck.*
OMG Dirty: *holds it out for inspection!*
NebbieQ: *Hands the goat over to her sister.*
OMG Dirty: (UGH, mandy won't get off the damn phone.)
Papa Tymisonn: *picks it up, but it's been a while*
Papa Tymisonn: ... well aren't you cute? ^_^
Papa Tymisonn: Did you name the little... uh... fella or lady?
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
OMG Dirty: (HOLD UP)
Papa Tymisonn: (*holds*)
OMG Dirty: (sorry, phone call, distracting. DISTRACTING. let me backtrack.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Alright.)
OMG Dirty: Cardinal is a daddy!
OMG Dirty: *Chuckles*
NebbieQ: (Any objections to Zem lurking?)
OMG Dirty: (none.)
OMG Dirty: (HE could even rp the goat.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... I guess so...
NebbieQ: (Hmn. I'm not sure if he'd be suitable for goat plans.)
Syra Zemyla has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: (Well he has eyes. HE CAN WATCH. And commentate.)
OMG Dirty: (Or maybe eat pickles)
OMG Dirty: (Yo zem.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yo.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Be a goat.)
OMG Dirty: That is from our father.
OMG Dirty: HE thinks you need some animals of your own eh?
OMG Dirty: A small start....
NebbieQ: *nods* You can build a livelihood from it.
OMG Dirty: It is lively enough.
OMG Dirty: *Razz*
Papa Tymisonn: I'd say so...
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, wow, I... I am blessed.
Syra Zemyla: (A goat?)
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you all.
Papa Tymisonn: (Yes. A baby goat.)
NebbieQ: (Actually...)
Papa Tymisonn: (A kid, if you will.)
Papa Tymisonn: (It'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?)
NebbieQ: *The goat leans its head forward, and begins to sniff Cardinal's face.*
OMG Dirty: (nebbington has plans for the goat.)
Syra Zemyla: <Baby goat>
Syra Zemyla: (And who is everyone else?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Cardinal, a newlywed to Lex's char, who is named...)
NebbieQ: (I'm Carlita, Farida's lil sister.)
OMG Dirty: <Farida, a young gypsy bride!> <Marco, the hulking, manly man that out manlys Antonio banderas, but is better looking. He'd tell you that himself.>
Papa Tymisonn: (If he knew who he was...)
OMG Dirty: (He met him in his dreams.)
NebbieQ: (Remember Mask of Zorro?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh, I know who he is. But I didn't think Marco did.)
NebbieQ: (Scrawny fourteen year old gypsy girl, she is.)
OMG Dirty: (For zem's knowledge, they are in Farida and Cards home, newly tricked out and gypsified*
Syra Zemyla: </Baby Goat>
Syra Zemyla: (I don't know what to do with it. Sorry.)
OMG Dirty: *Winks at his sister and gives him the looks of, well, your taste is not mine, but he will do I suppose.....*
Papa Tymisonn: (It's OK.)
Syra Zemyla: (*climbs into the Peanut Gallery*)
OMG Dirty: (That's just fine, Sir Zemberton.)
NebbieQ: *The goat stretches its neck, and begins sniffing the Cardinal's face.*
Papa Tymisonn: *leans close to allow licking*
NebbieQ: *No licking yet, just sniffing.*
NebbieQ: *Its nose does brush against his cheek occasionally, though. It's cold!*
Papa Tymisonn: *as is expected*
OMG Dirty: *Seats himself in a chair, though the chair is almost too small for him*
NebbieQ: *The goat's head moves lower, though, and it begins sniffing under the Cardinal's neck...right before it starts nibbling at his collar.*
OMG Dirty: *Snicker*
OMG Dirty: I'd be careful.
OMG Dirty: It'll suck your blood right out!
Papa Tymisonn: Hey, hey, I like this shirt... *pries it from its teeth*
NebbieQ: It's not just a goat, it's a were goat.
NebbieQ: Careful! If it licks you, you might suffer its fate!
NebbieQ: *The goat seems to have a surprisingly hard grip.*
Papa Tymisonn: I'll get myself to a healer before the next full moon...
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Papa Tymisonn: ... *tug tug*
Papa Tymisonn: (... shall I roll too?)
OMG Dirty: It is very serious, the bite of the weregoat.
NebbieQ: *Soon, though, it releases. It seems that the Spaniards are too mighty for a mere baby animal.*
NebbieQ: (No need.)
NebbieQ: We had an uncle who fell to one.
OMG Dirty: >_> REally ugly sight.
Papa Tymisonn: ... I would imagine.
OMG Dirty: Grew a furry arse, horns, and started munching peoples shoes......
NebbieQ: It made for very nasty business. But it also made a very tasty stew when he finally kicked the bucket.
Papa Tymisonn: *to the goat* I like this shirt, little friend. And all my others.
Papa Tymisonn: You are to leave them alone, understand...
OMG Dirty: *Busts out in laughter*
NebbieQ: *Responds merely by sniffing.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *chuckles*
OMG Dirty: Um.....
OMG Dirty: ....Husband.
OMG Dirty: You might want to put it down.
OMG Dirty: We just fed it...
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh...
Papa Tymisonn: *puts it down*
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's a she, right?
NebbieQ: *It lets out a small bleat, before clip clopping around its new home.*
OMG Dirty: I have a gift as well.....
NebbieQ: *Plops down next to Cardinal.*
OMG Dirty: *Shrugs* I haven't checked to see what it is....
Syra Zemyla: (Now I have to play a weregoat.)
NebbieQ: I was concentrating on its neck, not its legs.
OMG Dirty: (YAES)
NebbieQ: But I'm pretty sure it's a girl. You can get a lot of milk and cheese from her, when she gets older.
Papa Tymisonn: (*shoots Zem with a tin bullet*)
OMG Dirty: (It can then marry one of Div's characters)
Papa Tymisonn: (Cuz, y'know, cans.)
NebbieQ: (Half goat, half lizard, but all man.)
OMG Dirty: This is true.
OMG Dirty: *Wraps an arm around Card's shoulder and pulls him close*
Papa Tymisonn: *pulled*
OMG Dirty: I have decided to grace you with some of my sculpture. I saw your house before.
OMG Dirty: ...*Shakes his head in a very serious manner*
OMG Dirty: Dreadful.
OMG Dirty: Shameful.
OMG Dirty: WHAT, is life.....
OMG Dirty: without art!
Papa Tymisonn: ... you know, you have a point.
Papa Tymisonn: I would love to see what you have made for me.
OMG Dirty: *nodnod* THis is true. I normally do.
OMG Dirty: *Release*
OMG Dirty: *Pulls the blanket off revealing.......*
NebbieQ: *Claps her hands together, waiting gleefully*
OMG Dirty: *Something again to the Thinker*
Papa Tymisonn: *akin?
OMG Dirty: *A man in a thoughtful pose, with a strange exuberant expression.....maybe slightly come hither? The man is the SPECIMEN of manliness. Yep. It's like beefcake. In wooden form. BUT ARTISTIC. AND FULL OF THE EMOTION, and somehow,
OMG Dirty: *disturbing......and not just because it's a nude dude, it's mildly creepitastic*
OMG Dirty: *HANDS on his hips, Marco is very proud to be just GIVING away this fine piece of artwork, SURELY his best work yet*
OMG Dirty: *Waits for the praise that should be coming in droves*
NebbieQ: Wow, that's great!
Papa Tymisonn: *clears throat* It's wonderful... o.o
Papa Tymisonn: IM: It's staring at me...
OMG Dirty: I know.
NebbieQ: Where'd you get the idea from?
OMG Dirty: *Cardinal has found the creepy part....*
OMG Dirty: *It's one of those, that it appears that the eyes are watching you no matter where you are in relation to it*
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you, Marco. I shall treasure it always.
OMG Dirty: .....Carlita. I have spent several days on this.
OMG Dirty: I was going to sell it, but I think it is much better a marriage gift!
Syra Zemyla: (Ah, that's why your character hired mine! :D)
NebbieQ: Indeed!
OMG Dirty: *Through giggles*
OMG Dirty: Oh Marco.....
OMG Dirty: .......It's your best yet.
OMG Dirty: .....Easily.
OMG Dirty: .......*Repressing the giggles*
OMG Dirty: IM: He is so damn weird......
OMG Dirty: I know Darling.
OMG Dirty: *Claps card hard on the lower back again* BUT IT IS ALL FOR YOU.
OMG Dirty: This place, it needed my touch.
Papa Tymisonn: *no more wind again* o.o And what a touch it is...
OMG Dirty: <_< >_>
OMG Dirty: n_n He has a very lovely.....er backside.
OMG Dirty: I know Darling.
OMG Dirty: *No change in expression*
OMG Dirty: It is art what I do.
OMG Dirty: *SNICKER*
NebbieQ: He looks like he wants you to fetch something for him...or maybe he just thinks he's fetching.
OMG Dirty: All wrong!
OMG Dirty: He is pondering life.
OMG Dirty: He is thinking the large thoughts!
Papa Tymisonn: I can see it.
OMG Dirty: Huge thoughts.
NebbieQ: IM: I know he's thinking about something large...
OMG Dirty: *Sniffs*
Syra Zemyla: (:D Neb wins.)
OMG Dirty: I'm going to go pick up the wine you asked for Farida.
NebbieQ: Well, it's still very nice. Very meaningful. Poig nent, even!
OMG Dirty: .....Oh dont' try CArlita.
NebbieQ: *Yes, she pronounced the g.*
OMG Dirty: *pats her head*
OMG Dirty: ....You don't even know what that means.
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^ IM: Now that's cute.
OMG Dirty: *And EXITS*
NebbieQ: *Mutters* I do so know what it means...
OMG Dirty: *Wide eyed holding in her laughter*
Papa Tymisonn: So, what does it means?
OMG Dirty: HAHAHAHA.
Papa Tymisonn: My memory is rusty...
NebbieQ: Oh ha ha ha
NebbieQ: *Rolls her eyes.*
OMG Dirty: Go on Carlita, fancy pants, whats it mean?
Papa Tymisonn: *mean
NebbieQ: It means...that its...smart! You know, very wordy and educated and all that.
Papa Tymisonn: Uh huh...
OMG Dirty: *Shrugs*
OMG Dirty: You're still makin' it up.
NebbieQ: Well do you know what it means?
OMG Dirty: *Goes into the kitchen and begins to throw together some sandwhiches*
OMG Dirty: No.
NebbieQ: See!
OMG Dirty: But at least I'll say it.
Papa Tymisonn: In this context, it means neat, skillful, and to the point.
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
NebbieQ: ...well, that too.
OMG Dirty: HA~
OMG Dirty: *points at CArdinal* He wins.
NebbieQ: Oh, go choke on a rock.
NebbieQ: *Meanwhile...there seems to be some rustling coming from the bedroom.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... Farida... where's the goat? o.o
OMG Dirty: <_<
NebbieQ: *Yes. Where is the goat?*
OMG Dirty: .......Um.
NebbieQ: ...oh no.
OMG Dirty: .......Not in here.
NebbieQ: Definately not in here.
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NebbieQ: *The goat then trots out, with a small scrap of cloth in its mouth. It looks quite proud!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh no...
Papa Tymisonn: *goes into the bedroom*
OMG Dirty: .............=SHIT.=
OMG Dirty: *scoops up the goat and follows*
Papa Tymisonn: *sees what?*
NebbieQ: Bleee-eee!
NebbieQ: *Well...the sheets are in a mess, but it's nothing horrible.*
OMG Dirty: .....*Growls*
NebbieQ: *Although one of them has a small corner missing. All in all, thoug, things could be worse.*
OMG Dirty: I JUST BOUGHT THOSE!
OMG Dirty: *Fists in the air*
NebbieQ: Don't hurt it, Farida! We need it for food!
Papa Tymisonn: Farida, calm down... it could be-
NebbieQ: Think of the milk!
Papa Tymisonn: Food? Oh...
Papa Tymisonn: I thought you meant...
NebbieQ: Think I meant what?
Papa Tymisonn: ... we would need the little lady for...
Papa Tymisonn: Meat. o.o
OMG Dirty: *pulls the cloth scrap for the baby goat*
NebbieQ: Nah, at least, not til you get more goats.
OMG Dirty: This is true.
NebbieQ: *It's head jerks, as the cloth is yanked.*
OMG Dirty: You can't eat them until you have enough to keep making goats.
NebbieQ: *It comes out, though.*
OMG Dirty: *thumps it's nose*
OMG Dirty: No.
NebbieQ: Blee-ee-ee!
OMG Dirty: No!
NebbieQ: *Looks up at her sadly*
Papa Tymisonn: ... what shall we name her?
OMG Dirty: Noooooooo......
Papa Tymisonn: I like Apuro...
NebbieQ: *...and nips a finger*
OMG Dirty: Ow!
OMG Dirty: *whaps the nose again*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, yes. Definitely Apuro.
OMG Dirty: What's that mean?
NebbieQ: BLEE-EEE!
OMG Dirty: .....What? Are you hungry?
Papa Tymisonn: *with an eye twinkle* In my language? Trouble.
NebbieQ: *Snickers* That sounds right.
OMG Dirty: Very fitting.
Papa Tymisonn: Then it's agreed.
Papa Tymisonn: Apuro it is.
OMG Dirty: *TAkes the goat into the kitchen*
OMG Dirty: *And pours it a little milk in a dish*
NebbieQ: *Is taken! Oh, what a worl-ooh, milk.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sighs*
NebbieQ: *Trots over to the milk, and begins to lick it up.*
Papa Tymisonn: *plops into a seat* This was an excellent day.
OMG Dirty: *sits next to him*
OMG Dirty: Says you. I'm exhausted.
Papa Tymisonn: *hugs her close* You did a wonderful job, my dear.
NebbieQ: I think I'll go keep an eye on lil' Apuro in there.
OMG Dirty: *Is a little stiff, but allows the hug*
Papa Tymisonn: Thank you, Carlita. You've been very helpful today.
OMG Dirty: The family should be here soon too.
OMG Dirty: Papa and Marco are having dinner with us tonight.
NebbieQ: Oh, it's nothing for family.
Papa Tymisonn: No Mama?
OMG Dirty: I don't know. Did mama say she was coming or staying with Nana?
OMG Dirty: *To Carlita*
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* She didn't tell me. I thought she told you.
Papa Tymisonn: (Staying with Nana, unless you want me stretched thin too.)
OMG Dirty: Papa invited your sister too.....
OMG Dirty: (Nah)
Papa Tymisonn: (Plus, no FF.)
Papa Tymisonn: (*FFF)
NebbieQ: (Hmn. Perhaps save the dinner for another night?)
Papa Tymisonn: Good!
OMG Dirty: *Seems less than thrilled about this*
Papa Tymisonn: ... wait. She's still here?
Papa Tymisonn: *looks worried*
Papa Tymisonn: I thought she would have gone home by now...
OMG Dirty: (Sure. we can. Marco can bring an excuse.....)
NebbieQ: ...maybe the paint knocked her out? o.o;
OMG Dirty: o.O What?
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: I don't know. I didn't talk to her.
OMG Dirty: Papa did.
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's... odd.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: What is she trying to do?
OMG Dirty: IM: Ugly troll. Interfering.
OMG Dirty: *plays a bit with Cards hair*
NebbieQ: Erm...yeah! Into the kitchen.
OMG Dirty: (Shall we have the dinner postponed then? We can swing somethign sans the rest of the familia)
NebbieQ: *Zwoom!*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^ By the way, that was *w* a lot of fun last night...
NebbieQ: (Sure.)
OMG Dirty: *Blushes*
NebbieQ: (Cardinal: *w* We should play Twister every night!)
OMG Dirty: *Hisses at to hush*
OMG Dirty: *at him
NebbieQ: *Thankfully, the little sister has already scurried away.*
OMG Dirty: I stopped Carlita, ou can come out.
OMG Dirty: *you
NebbieQ: ...oh, okay.
NebbieQ: *Comes back in, and takes a seat.*
OMG Dirty: *Wrinkles her nose and smirks*
OMG Dirty: BUT I COULD MAKE TERRIBLE KISSES WITH HIM RIGHT NOW!
NebbieQ: I don't think Apuro would approve, Sister!
OMG Dirty: Probably not.
OMG Dirty: But Apuro will just have to live with it.
NebbieQ: And you shall have to live with her nipping at your underthings.
NebbieQ: Its how goats show they don't approve, you know.
OMG Dirty: Good thing I don't wear them.
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: Oh yeah...
OMG Dirty: OH hush, you wouldn't know.
OMG Dirty: *Razz*
NebbieQ: So, I"m guessing he spent the honeymoon in the livingroom, then.
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, right. How could I POSSIBLY know...
OMG Dirty: .....Lilac Shawl.
NebbieQ: Huh?
OMG Dirty: *With that, gets up and sails serenely into the kitchen*
NebbieQ: *Looks very confused.*
Papa Tymisonn: You'll find out when you're older.
OMG Dirty: *Seems content with not answering that, and stirs something over the fire*
NebbieQ: IM: ...I don't think I want to know.
OMG Dirty: *Stirs stir, takes a taste*
OMG Dirty: ...*Sputters*
OMG Dirty: CARLITA.
OMG Dirty: Did you put something in this?
NebbieQ: What do you mean?
OMG Dirty: IT tastes like troll arse....
Papa Tymisonn: *snickers*
OMG Dirty: You tried to ruin the gravy.....
NebbieQ: ...what?!
OMG Dirty: I'm going to tell Mama....
NebbieQ: I did no such thing!
OMG Dirty: I bet you put witches weed in there!
NebbieQ: No I didn't!
Papa Tymisonn: Oh oh... someone seems to be in trouble...
OMG Dirty: *TAps her foot* Oh don't lie.
OMG Dirty: How else would it suddenly taste so bad?
NebbieQ: *Glares* I am not lying.
NebbieQ: I made it exactly the same way Momma does.
Papa Tymisonn: (Look! I have finally written out Cardinal's background! Rejoice!)
OMG Dirty: *rolls her eyes in that all knowing big sister way*
OMG Dirty: I'm going to go dump it out.
OMG Dirty: Now I'll have to make more.
NebbieQ: Here, I'll prove it! Move over, let me taste some...
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Wait a moment...
OMG Dirty: ...Here, taste it, cranky!
OMG Dirty: *Holds out a spoon*
NebbieQ: *Bustles on over, and practically yanks the spoon out of her hand.*
NebbieQ: *And with that, she takes a large sip.*
OMG Dirty: *IT does taste pretty nasty!*
NebbieQ: ...
NebbieQ: FARIDA!
NebbieQ: You picked up the wrong herbs, didn't you?!
OMG Dirty: I DID NOT.
NebbieQ: DID TOO.
OMG Dirty: DID NOT.
NebbieQ: YES YOU DID.
OMG Dirty: YOU SPIKED IT!
Papa Tymisonn: WAIT.
NebbieQ: ...what?
Papa Tymisonn: ... are you sure it hasn't been *airquote* troubled?
NebbieQ: What do you mean, "troubled"? e.e
OMG Dirty: e.e Yeah.
NebbieQ: You think I spiked the gravy too, don't you?!
OMG Dirty: Because it's OBVIOUS!
Papa Tymisonn: No no... troubled...
Papa Tymisonn: *yanks his head in Apuro's general direction*
NebbieQ: ...wait, you mean the goat? o_o
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: The goat couldn't have gotten into the pot.
OMG Dirty: .....HOW could it get past the cooking fire?
Papa Tymisonn: Are you sure?
NebbieQ: It could have gotten into the ingredients...
OMG Dirty: Honestly, a goat is not the culprit.
OMG Dirty: *Shakes her heaD*
OMG Dirty: No more bickering.
OMG Dirty: I need to start over.
NebbieQ: *mutters* It still wasn't my fault...
OMG Dirty: Card, Carlita, you need to go pick up new ingredients.
Papa Tymisonn: It was probably just an accident. Let's think no more of it.
OMG Dirty: Carlita, you know what to pick up.
Papa Tymisonn: Alright.
NebbieQ: Fine, fine...
OMG Dirty: *speaking of the goat, takes that out back to do goat business*
Papa Tymisonn: C'mon, Carlita. We'll get to know each other...
Papa Tymisonn: *stands, offers his hand*
NebbieQ: *Stands up, but doesn't take it. However, she does seem more cheerful and less angry.*
Papa Tymisonn: (A moment. I have the perfect scene change...)
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
NebbieQ: (Hey there Ashley.)
Lithaladhwen: (Avast. I need a sec.)
OMG Dirty: (K.)
OMG Dirty: (By all means.)
Lithaladhwen: (Note A.)
OMG Dirty: (Neat keen drawing.)
NebbieQ: (Tis.)
OMG Dirty: (I like how you shaded the hair. Groovytimes.)
Syra Zemyla: (Anyway, I have to go, WTF everyone.)
Lithaladhwen: (Here I am.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Nice havin' ya, Zem.)
Lithaladhwen: (What have I missed?)
Syra Zemyla has left the room.
NebbieQ: (You missed Cardinal meeting his new sister in law, Carlita.)
NebbieQ: (Would you like a log?)
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm on it.)
Lithaladhwen: (Cha is sending me one)
NebbieQ: (Okiedoke.)
Lithaladhwen: (*catches up*)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, I'm here. Now what the hell is going on?)
NebbieQ: (Right now Cardinal and Carlita are going to pick up gravy fixings.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Which is a perfect time for Shakti to come over for supper!)
Lithaladhwen: (I suppose)
OMG Dirty: (Or to run into her while out.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And be forced to talk to the woman she loathes for a good amount of time!)
Lithaladhwen: *door knock*
OMG Dirty: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: o.o
OMG Dirty: Must be Marco.
Papa Tymisonn: *nods, and opens the door*
Lithaladhwen: *A familiar purple-haired mildly unpleasant woman stands at the door holding a package wrapped in tissue paper. She's still wearing that familiar dark blue sari*
Lithaladhwen: Hi.
Papa Tymisonn: Es! Come on in!
NebbieQ: Who are you? o_o
Papa Tymisonn: Carlita, this is my sister... ... Shakti.
Lithaladhwen: *waves*
NebbieQ: Hello there!
OMG Dirty: .......
Lithaladhwen: Hi. What's your name?
NebbieQ: *Waves cheerfully*
NebbieQ: Carlita.
OMG Dirty: *W to goat* Go Aburo. Get her.
Lithaladhwen: Nice to meet you, Carlita.
OMG Dirty: *puts the goat down on the ground*
Papa Tymisonn: *Apuro
OMG Dirty: *apuro
OMG Dirty: *stands a good ways off, arms crossed*
Lithaladhwen: Hello, Farida. *holds the package out with one arm*
NebbieQ: *There is a goat! A small one.*
Lithaladhwen: I suppose, in the spirit of the occasion, a gift is in order.
NebbieQ: *It looks up at Shakti...and then looks back to Farida, and promptly begins to sniff at her skirt.*
OMG Dirty: *Raises an eyebrow*
NebbieQ: *Whispers to Cardinal* She doesn't look too happy.
OMG Dirty: *side steps the goat*
OMG Dirty: *And puts on the wide grin*
OMG Dirty: You are too kind.....
OMG Dirty: IM: It's going to explode. I know it.
Papa Tymisonn: *w* You'll be fine.
OMG Dirty: *BOLDLY takes the present*
OMG Dirty: *And hands it to Cardinal for unwrapping*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, uh... alright. *unwrap!*
NebbieQ: *The goat is all too happy to trot after the gypsy.*
NebbieQ: IM: It's not me I'm worried about...
OMG Dirty: *lifts her skirts out of goaty reach*
Lithaladhwen: *Inside is a length of... surprisingly nice purple fabric that, from the rectangular shape and odd length, looks like it could probably be a sari similar to Shakti's*
Lithaladhwen: *crosses arms*
Lithaladhwen: *odd scowl*
Papa Tymisonn: I don't think I'll fit into this... *hands over the sari*
NebbieQ: IM: Ishtar, she looks like her dress just bit her in the arse.
Papa Tymisonn: *to Farida*
OMG Dirty: *Raises a dark eyebrow*
OMG Dirty: It's.....lovely.
OMG Dirty: .......What is it?
NebbieQ: It looks like a tablecloth.
OMG Dirty: A drape maybe.
NebbieQ: Y'know, one of those fancy ones. Real nice, too.
NebbieQ: *Smiles, looking sincere. She isn't joking, is she?*
Lithaladhwen: It's a sari. They're difficult to find here, but I looked for a while and found one that should be right length to fit you. *still scowling* If you like I can show you how to wear it.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Get the stupid girl a nice present, Es. Be supportive, why don't you.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Whatever.
Papa Tymisonn: Excellent! You two can do that while the little lady and I get those herbs!
OMG Dirty: IM:.....NO!
OMG Dirty: IM: NOoooooooo. I'll go with Carlita!
Lithaladhwen: *mental sigh*
OMG Dirty: OF course, that sounds like fun.
Papa Tymisonn: C'mon, Carlita, let's go.
NebbieQ: Alrighty. You two take care!
OMG Dirty: IM: Just what I want to do after a long day of hard work.....
Papa Tymisonn: *w2Es* Try to get along. Please...
OMG Dirty: IM: Please be quick, Cardinal.
Lithaladhwen: -V- *w*I know.
Papa Tymisonn: *exits with Carlita*
NebbieQ: *Follows~*
OMG Dirty: *Smile cracks a little more*
OMG Dirty: Tea?
Lithaladhwen: No thank you. And I have something I want to say.
NebbieQ: *The goat, on the other hand, begins sniffing at Shakti.*
Lithaladhwen: *permits it*
OMG Dirty: IM: =Oh Hells. Go on then. Let's get it over with before Card gets back.=
NebbieQ: Those two...they don't like each other, do they?
Papa Tymisonn: Not in the least.
Papa Tymisonn: And I have no idea why.
Lithaladhwen: ...I respect you just enough to be honest with you. I find you highly unpleasant. But my poor idiot brother seems pretty taken with you. So... as long as he's happy... so am I. *doesn't look happy*
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* Well, things could be worse.
Papa Tymisonn: How's that?
NebbieQ: ...then again...you may not have long to worry about it.
Lithaladhwen: *deep breath* Now, you want to know how to wear that thing?
OMG Dirty: Yes.
OMG Dirty: ......I just want you to know.
Papa Tymisonn: What do you mean, not worry about it?
OMG Dirty: I may not have the best reasons, or the most normal for marrying your brother.
NebbieQ: It's...it's a curse, you see.
OMG Dirty: But I'll see to it, that this is a good marriage.
NebbieQ: Every time my sister finds somebody, something horrible happens to them.
Lithaladhwen: *nod*
OMG Dirty: I'm not going to run off or anything stupid like that.
OMG Dirty: I'm prepaired to work very hard so that things go well.
OMG Dirty: *Crosses her arms*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... ah, lemme guess... they become a weregoat? *wiggles fingers for effect*
OMG Dirty: And I know they will.
Lithaladhwen: *uncrosses her own arms* I can tell he's willing to do the same.
NebbieQ: Well, if by weregoat, you mean horribly mangled....
OMG Dirty: Yeah.
NebbieQ: ...or diseased...or just a little bit dead...
OMG Dirty: Because he's nice. And lonely.
Lithaladhwen: *looks away a moment* Yeah. No doubt on either count. Anyway, the sari.
Lithaladhwen: I'll show you on mine, and you can figure it out from there. Kay?
NebbieQ: To be fair, though, this doesn't happen to all of them, but something bad always happens with the people Farida sees.
OMG Dirty: .....*nods*
NebbieQ: I think she might've pissed off Granma with her first boyfriend or something. o_o
OMG Dirty: *Does look a fair bit more excited about the present now, as she did find it an interesting garment from before*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *laughs, a bit nervously* That's a good one, Carlita, but you can't fool me...
NebbieQ: Oh, you can laugh all you want now...
Lithaladhwen: *Is wearing a red midriff shirt under her sari and a slip under the bottom part, so she's hardly undressing*
NebbieQ: ...but just ask her about Enrique next time you get a chance to talk to her.
Lithaladhwen: *Unwraps the sari, carefully keeping herself facing Farida*
Lithaladhwen: *Holds it in both hands*
NebbieQ: But, who knows! You might be lucky!
NebbieQ: And that could be why she was so quick to marry you, too. o_o
Lithaladhwen: All right. Just wrap it around your waist, and use a few fingers to pleat it a bit in the front. Like this.
OMG Dirty: *mimics with the other*
Papa Tymisonn: ... uh...
Lithaladhwen: Tuck the pleated part into the waist you've created.
Papa Tymisonn: Carlita. Come on. Be serious.
Papa Tymisonn: You're joking, right/
Papa Tymisonn: ?
Lithaladhwen: Now wrap it around again as many times as you need to so that you have just enough left to throw over your left shoulder.
Lithaladhwen: *does so*
NebbieQ: I'm exaggerating a bit...but her boyfriends do have some really bad luck.
NebbieQ: Especially Enrique.
OMG Dirty: *Tries that*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 15-sided die: 1
OMG Dirty: *NAils it. HArdcore*
Lithaladhwen: That's it. Now you can put that hanging part over your hair if you like, or just leave it down.
Lithaladhwen: *nods approvingly*
Papa Tymisonn: (You are lucky, o Window user...)
OMG Dirty: *Gives that a try*
OMG Dirty: ....I see.
OMG Dirty: It's a skirt and a shawl in one.
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright. I will.
OMG Dirty: I thought it was two pieces before.
Lithaladhwen: Yup. I wear them because they're easier than people think.
OMG Dirty: I don't want to get it dirty.
Lithaladhwen: IM: She actually doesn't look half bad. She might be civilized after all. ...We'll see.
Papa Tymisonn: And we shall see if you're right.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Eep.
OMG Dirty: *Quickly takes it off and folds it back up*
OMG Dirty: I still have to finish dinner.
OMG Dirty: Carlita managed to mess with the gravy behind my back.
Lithaladhwen: *ahem* So, um. Yeah. ...Congratulations. -V-
OMG Dirty: We have to start over.....
OMG Dirty: Oh don't congratulate me if you don't mean it.
NebbieQ: *Sneezes, suddenly*
OMG Dirty: We'll get along much better with no bullshit.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* The horrible part is that I do.
Papa Tymisonn: (o.o Oh, now it's gettin' good. ^_^)
Lithaladhwen: He seems happy enough.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* Not like I have to be married to you, after all.
Papa Tymisonn: God bless you.
OMG Dirty: Yes.
OMG Dirty: Thank God.
OMG Dirty: *The gods
NebbieQ: Thanks.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Thank someone at least. *cracks a smile*
Papa Tymisonn: *didn't say Gods like everyone else*
OMG Dirty: Women are too crafty to think of dating.
Lithaladhwen: No shit. *nod*
OMG Dirty: *Nod*
NebbieQ: IM: ...which god?
NebbieQ: IM: Kinda odd, that he only mentioned one... >.9
OMG Dirty: ............
Papa Tymisonn: Now, what spices do we need?
OMG Dirty: Look....
OMG Dirty: ....I don't suppose....
OMG Dirty: You know how to cook?
NebbieQ: Lesse...
OMG Dirty: I only know how to make one thing, and the gravy coming out like crap may have been my fault.
NebbieQ: IM: ...what spices do we need? o_o
Lithaladhwen: I've... honestly spent more time ...destroying things over the past few years than cooking. I did pick up a bit from some Romany a while back.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* I can try to remember.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I hate my life.
OMG Dirty: We'll have to wait, Cardinal and Carlita are picking up a few last things.
OMG Dirty: *Seats herself and pushes out a chair*
Lithaladhwen: That's fine. *sits as well*
NebbieQ: Dried basil leaves are pretty good. *Sage nod*
OMG Dirty: IM: With luck, these little visits will be rare.
NebbieQ: Maybe some dried garlic, too.
Papa Tymisonn: Alright...
Lithaladhwen: *rubs her temples a little*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Sal, get your godly ass in here.
Papa Tymisonn: *heads to a vendor*
NebbieQ: *Follows!*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I bought your wife a present and expressed my support. My job is done.
Papa Tymisonn: Dried basic and dried garlic,please...
Papa Tymisonn: *to Carlita* Anything else?
OMG Dirty: *Farida on the other hand, is also thinking of Cardinals bottom, but in other ways!*
Papa Tymisonn: (Cardinal... ^________________^)
Papa Tymisonn: (+:-)
OMG Dirty: *Like giving it a good boot, for leaving her with her nemesis*
NebbieQ: *Tries to recall if Farida has any beef or chicekn stock left!*
Papa Tymisonn: (Cardinal: Oh. e_e)
OMG Dirty: *Does!*
NebbieQ: I think that's it.
Papa Tymisonn: *nods* That's it, then... *retrieves and pays for the herbs!*
Papa Tymisonn: Let's get back, then...
NebbieQ: *nods*
OMG Dirty: *ANd THE SILENCE RAGES*
Papa Tymisonn: Want to ride back on my back?
NebbieQ: ....
Lithaladhwen: *Oh yeah. To the max.*
NebbieQ: No thanks.
Papa Tymisonn: No problem.
NebbieQ: *Looks a bit confused. Again.*
Papa Tymisonn: *heading back*
Lithaladhwen: *crickets outside chirrup a little*
OMG Dirty: *Dodooodeedo, plays with a fork,pointedly looking away from the troll*
OMG Dirty: *Sister in law, pardon*
NebbieQ: *Following~*
Papa Tymisonn: (Now THIS is comedy.)
NebbieQ: IM: He's kinda weird. Nice, but weird.
Lithaladhwen: *looks at her bracelet, looking away from the ill-mannered little succubus across from her*
OMG Dirty: *IS slowly keeping count of Cards time away, and calculating how much pain that will be for him later*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I have to get out of here. I'm going to blow something up if I don't get out of here.
Papa Tymisonn: (All we need are glasses of wine...)
Lithaladhwen: (Tryyy the wiiine!)
Papa Tymisonn: *the pair return!*
Lithaladhwen: *relieved sigh*
Papa Tymisonn: We're back.
NebbieQ: Hi there Sis!
Lithaladhwen: Hey.
OMG Dirty: *Stands abruptly*
NebbieQ: We've got some basil leaves and garlic. Will that be okay?
OMG Dirty: .....That will do.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you two are still alive. I'm so happy. ^_^
OMG Dirty: IM: I guess.
Lithaladhwen: ...Well. That's... what counts. *frowns*
OMG Dirty: IM: Barely. Her nose up in the air, keeps breathing up all the good air in the house.
Papa Tymisonn: (... ... I am taking it upon myself.)
Papa Tymisonn: (The relationship between Farida and Shakti must be healed.)
Papa Tymisonn: (And I know just how to do it. ^_^)
OMG Dirty: (HA)
Lithaladhwen: (Why? Oh hell. Whatever it is, don't.)
Lithaladhwen: (*trembles*)
OMG Dirty: (.........No. No drunken lesbian acts will solve their issues.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... ^_^)
Lithaladhwen: (Lex wins)
NebbieQ: *Hands the fixings over to Farida. Luckily, they're all dried!*
OMG Dirty: .....
NebbieQ: *That garlic would make a nice powder.*
OMG Dirty: *heads for the kitchen, eye out for the goat*
NebbieQ: *The goat...seems drowsy.*
NebbieQ: *It wobbles down, and rests its head on Shakti's feet.*
Papa Tymisonn: *w2Es* Thank you for being alive... you were civil, right?
Lithaladhwen: *bends and pats the goat's head*
NebbieQ: *Is patted!*
Lithaladhwen: *looks up and grits her teeth a little* Yes.
OMG Dirty: *begins making.....well we won't call it a culinary masterpiece, but.....it's resembling food again*
OMG Dirty: *And puts it over the fire*
Lithaladhwen: *Totally likes goats*
Papa Tymisonn: *gives her a bit of a hug and headkiss* Thank you. Means a lot.
Lithaladhwen: *to the goat* Hey, there. You got a name? *ignores Card*
NebbieQ: Blee-ee?
Lithaladhwen: >_< *is hugged*
Papa Tymisonn: And it's Apuro.
NebbieQ: *Bites her lower lip.* IM: Well, they seem cheerful.
Papa Tymisonn: *that's Spanish for trouble, donchaknow*
Lithaladhwen: (Good stuff.) Heh. At least someone here likes me. Nice to meet you, Apuro.
OMG Dirty: *Stirs the pot looking annoyed to the maX*
OMG Dirty: *knockity knock knock*
Papa Tymisonn: Now THAT must be Marco...
NebbieQ: Do you need some he-Oooh, I'll get it!
Papa Tymisonn: *lets her*
NebbieQ: *Prances up to the door, and opens it.*
OMG Dirty: *Indeed, it is Marco. The gypsy of MANLINESS*
NebbieQ: Hi Marco! Come on in.
OMG Dirty: *walks inside, gives Carlita a hair ruffle*
OMG Dirty: Bad news, Papa and Mama are staying home tonight.
NebbieQ: *Giggles. She seems less annoyed than the last time he did that.*
NebbieQ: Have you met Cardinal's sister yet?
Papa Tymisonn: Oh? Why?
OMG Dirty: Nana got a little confused and made a real mess, cursed the daylights out of some goats.....
Papa Tymisonn: That's a shame...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Poor goats.
OMG Dirty: They say tomorrow.
Papa Tymisonn: *nods*
OMG Dirty: Also, papa will meet with you after your work tomorrow to go over the last business.
OMG Dirty: *Gives a sharp nod, in greeting to Shakti*
Papa Tymisonn: *nods again* Sounds good.
Lithaladhwen: *gives the same in return*
NebbieQ: *Frowns* Well, just as long as they come tomorrow...
NebbieQ: (be right back)
OMG Dirty: *Clatter in the kitchen*
OMG Dirty: WAIT WHAT?!
OMG Dirty: *Farida zooms out*
OMG Dirty: =DAMNATION!=
OMG Dirty: I worked so hard!
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, now, Farida, it will be alright...
Papa Tymisonn: I'm sure there's food here that can be... saved...
OMG Dirty: *is a tiny pillar of PURE ANNOYANCE*
OMG Dirty: *Snort*
OMG Dirty: From the smell, you need more practice before you give that to others.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Not asking. Don't care. I'm sure she poisoned it anyway. ...Mine at least.
Papa Tymisonn: *says nothing*
Lithaladhwen: *grudgingly* Cooking's... not easy.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: It's either let myself be dissatisfied now or accept that I'll eat this for the rest of my life.
OMG Dirty: *gives Marco a withering glare*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Rather easy choice...
Lithaladhwen: Give me something to collapse or burn over a meal to cook anyday. ...Don't... be so hard on her. -V-
Lithaladhwen: IM: I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life....
NebbieQ: (I'm back.)
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: .......
Papa Tymisonn: IM: That was... nice of her. Wow.
OMG Dirty: *Grudging* Thanks.
NebbieQ: *Looks very much like she's holding back something very nasty.*
NebbieQ: IM: And she said that I messed up the gravy....
OMG Dirty: *Came out a bit sharp, but she's TRYING, if only out of competitive spirit to outdo Shakti's good behaviour*
Lithaladhwen: *grim nod*
Papa Tymisonn: Well, in any event, let's eat!
Lithaladhwen: IM: See. I can be nice. I really can. I'm awesome at nice. I'm the nicest fucking woman in the god-forsaken universe.
NebbieQ: Sure!
OMG Dirty: IM: NO way you're besting me!
OMG Dirty: *Goes about setting things out on the table, there are nice sandwhiches with roast beef and cheese*
OMG Dirty: *And fresh baked biscuits and gravy*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, looks delicious!
OMG Dirty: IM: I had NO idea what to fix.
NebbieQ: Do you need help setting the stuff up?
Lithaladhwen: *can't manage any more nice things to say* *is silent*
OMG Dirty: IM: I even asked the market vendors for advice.....
OMG Dirty: ....I've got it.
OMG Dirty: *The table is set, rapid time, and tea is made available*
OMG Dirty: *As is.....A bottle. Of alcohol*
OMG Dirty: *Cardinal will now notice another of Farida's new additions......*
OMG Dirty: *A booze cabinet*
NebbieQ: *Shrugs, and takes a seat.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh...
Papa Tymisonn: Alright.
Papa Tymisonn: *doesn't drink much*
OMG Dirty: *Serves everyone and seats herself*
Lithaladhwen: *sits as well and drinks tea*
Papa Tymisonn: *heck, other than sacramental wine, pretty much not at all*
Lithaladhwen: *because tea rocks*
Papa Tymisonn: *drink*
OMG Dirty: *It's a strong spiced tea, people who normally don't drink tea, would hate this*
Papa Tymisonn: *COUGH* Tasty... *eyes watering*
OMG Dirty: <_<
NebbieQ: *Will be sipping the tea* I know. She knows how to make great tea.
OMG Dirty: *Goes to the kitchen and appears with milk*
Lithaladhwen: *Spent time in England and India. Totally drinks tea*
OMG Dirty: *offers it to card to water down the tea*
Papa Tymisonn: ... thank you... *puts in a rather generous amount*
OMG Dirty: *The food....is okay*
OMG Dirty: *The sandwhiches are tasty, because largely you can't fuckup a sandwhich*
OMG Dirty: *The biscuits themselves are good*
Papa Tymisonn: *eating everything* So hungry... ^_^
OMG Dirty: *But Farida.....while not in the catastrophic levels of BAD a certain vampire can attain through cooking, there are some beginners mistakes with it. It's edible. IT won't make you ill. But work is needed*
NebbieQ: *Is totally digging into those sandwiches. Yes.*
OMG Dirty: *With the gravy that is*
NebbieQ: 's not bad.
OMG Dirty: *Munching everything but the gravy*
Lithaladhwen: *Has little concept anymore of good food and enjoys it deep down inside where she's less of a bitch*
OMG Dirty: Farida, damnit, you left the tea grinds in.....
OMG Dirty: *looks slyly to the side*
Papa Tymisonn: Not planning any tellings, are you?
OMG Dirty: *shakes her head no*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Whatever. It's tea.
OMG Dirty: *sets his tea aside with a mild look of disgust*
OMG Dirty: I had better go. I wasn't going to stay, only tell you that the family dinner has been moved.
OMG Dirty: But.....I didn't want to eat at home.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, you're welcome anytime, Marco.
NebbieQ: How bad is it, anyways?
OMG Dirty: *grin of the devil*
OMG Dirty: Eh, like last spring.
OMG Dirty: Only this time, they are walking.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: ... huh?
OMG Dirty: Anytime will mean, when we are in town.
OMG Dirty: Which in a few days, won't be for awhile.
OMG Dirty: We're heading towards Baron.
NebbieQ: ...wow.
NebbieQ: So soon?
OMG Dirty: ....Well....depending on repairs Carlita.
OMG Dirty: I'm hoping there isn't much to be done.
OMG Dirty: We're trying to catch up with some of the other families.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Heh. I bet Sal is too.
OMG Dirty: (Sal makes me think of sleazy nightclub owners*
Lithaladhwen: IM: After all, he's paying.
NebbieQ: Ah.
Lithaladhwen: (That's an interesting association.)
NebbieQ: Who's closetst to us, by the way?
OMG Dirty: *Tips a wink to all gathered there*
Papa Tymisonn: (... Oh... kay. o.o)
OMG Dirty: Dad didn't say.
NebbieQ: *nods*
OMG Dirty: You staying here tonight? Or should I come by later and walk you home?
Lithaladhwen: *finishes her tea, leaving the sediment at the bottom*
Lithaladhwen: *sets her cup aside and inspects her fingernails silently*
NebbieQ: I think I'll be heading home. You guys are gonna need all the help you can get.
OMG Dirty: Alright.
OMG Dirty: *Begins clearing the table*
OMG Dirty: *snick, the cup disappears with the other dishes*
Lithaladhwen: *whoo*
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, I remember now. Es, can you speak with me outside, please?
OMG Dirty: *And out of sight she vanishes*
Lithaladhwen: ...Sure...
Lithaladhwen: *stands*
OMG Dirty: *And quickly does her little bit with the stirring and shaking of the cup*
OMG Dirty: *and peeks inside*
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Papa Tymisonn: *goes outside*
Lithaladhwen: *follows*
Lithaladhwen: What.
NebbieQ: *loooooks.* >__> Whatcha doin'?
OMG Dirty: Shhh!
OMG Dirty: I'm reading it!
Papa Tymisonn: When are you returning to your world? You've been here a while, you could upset things! Easily!
Lithaladhwen: Nope. It's cool.
OMG Dirty: BOTHER!
OMG Dirty: I think I mussed it up.
OMG Dirty: She's got a bird.
OMG Dirty: And she's hardly the bearer of good news.
NebbieQ: Let me see.
Papa Tymisonn: How is it "cool"? This could be catastrophic, and all over me getting married?
OMG Dirty: *holds the cup for her sister to look*
NebbieQ: *Takes a peek* Huh. It looks sort of like a shoe.
OMG Dirty: You think?
Lithaladhwen: Catastrophic? That's a little melodramatic, don't you think? I'm telling you. It's fine.
Papa Tymisonn: How?
OMG Dirty: .....That just means she's full of energy.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk* I got transferred.
OMG Dirty: I was kinda hoping for a pig.....
Papa Tymisonn: ... what? o.o
Lithaladhwen: *folds her arms across her chest* Yeah.
NebbieQ: Pigs can be energetic.
OMG Dirty: ......She doesn't seem energetic.
OMG Dirty: Or full of good news.
OMG Dirty: .....I think I messed it up when I broght it in here.
OMG Dirty: *Grumbles and sets the cup in the wash basin*
NebbieQ: Maybe. You didn't exactly give it to her with fortune telling in mind.
Papa Tymisonn: ... so... you're staying?
OMG Dirty: <_< Nooooooo.
OMG Dirty: She wouldn't have done it.
OMG Dirty: And I was curious.
NebbieQ: Ah.
Papa Tymisonn: For good?
NebbieQ: Hey, why don't you do mine? It can be good practice, at least.
Lithaladhwen: Why the hell not. Though... I don't think I need to hang around here all the time. >_> Probably unnecessary.
OMG Dirty: ....We've done this a hundred times.
OMG Dirty: But okay.
OMG Dirty: Go finish your tea.
NebbieQ: *Sips the rest, leaving the dregs.*
NebbieQ: *The cup is then passed along to hher.*
NebbieQ: All done.
Lithaladhwen: (Farida: *is totally obvious and leaves tea leaves in Shakti's cup!*)
OMG Dirty: *takes a spoon, swish swish swish*
Lithaladhwen: (Shakti: *frown*)
OMG Dirty: *has a look*
Papa Tymisonn: ... well... that's ... good. I missed you, Esperanza.
OMG Dirty: (Farida: *Wails!*
Lithaladhwen: *covers her eyes with one hand and rubs her temples*
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OMG Dirty: I see a child.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. I got tired of blowing shit up all the time. I mean, I like it. But it's more of a hobby, not a life purpose.
OMG Dirty: .....Yep. That's you. Can mean a good idea, too.
Lithaladhwen: So I applied for transfer. S'not a big deal.
NebbieQ: I'm always full of those, you know. *Winks.*
OMG Dirty: Annnnnd......a Hat.
OMG Dirty: That means some sort of neat reward.
NebbieQ: Hat?
NebbieQ: Ooh! I'm due for one of those!
Papa Tymisonn: ... So you transferred here... because you missed me?
OMG Dirty: Hmmm......
OMG Dirty: And a piggy.
Lithaladhwen: ...
OMG Dirty: Greeed......
Lithaladhwen: You're going to make me say it. Fine, yes. I did.
NebbieQ: Now how come I got the pig?
OMG Dirty: Greedy greedy!
OMG Dirty: Because you are greedy!
NebbieQ: Ohh, you're one to talk!
Lithaladhwen: *sigh*
OMG Dirty: You know what your tea means?
NebbieQ: It means I'm a charming young lady?
OMG Dirty: You'll have an idea that'll get you a reward, but you'll mess it up by being all greedy!
OMG Dirty: *Sticks out her tongue*
OMG Dirty: I'm not greedy, I just get what I want.
Lithaladhwen: Got sick of my job, like I said. "Oh, Shakti likes to blow shit up."
Papa Tymisonn: But you DO like to blow stuff up.
NebbieQ: Ah, but what's the difference, really?
OMG Dirty: I get it. You dont'!
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, I do. But all the time? That and the guys there. Had to kick someone's ass on a weekly basis. Got irritating
OMG Dirty: see, the tea says you mess it up!
Lithaladhwen: But they learned. *smirk*
NebbieQ: The tea says no such thing.
NebbieQ: It just means I'm a big dreamer. I dream big!
Lithaladhwen: ...I wonder what your wife saw..... She left leaves in my cup and then grabbed it like it was money after I was done.
Papa Tymisonn: ... she's probably reading it.
Papa Tymisonn: She tells fortunes...
Lithaladhwen: It happens.
OMG Dirty: You make big noise!
OMG Dirty: That's about it.
NebbieQ: Dreams just happen to be noisy!
OMG Dirty: *puts that cup away too*
NebbieQ: How else will people notice 'em?
OMG Dirty: .....No they aren't, otherwise they'd wake you up when you sleep.
NebbieQ: Not those kind of dreams.
Lithaladhwen: She can do whatever she wants with my leftovers.
Lithaladhwen: *rubs the back of her head a bit self-consciously*
Papa Tymisonn: ... what is it?
OMG Dirty: Right sure.
OMG Dirty: *Begins washing dishes*
NebbieQ: Yes, I am righ. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: Yeah... I... told you I was going to stick around, but unless I feel like spending all my time with the goat, I'd probably be better off someplace other than Doma.
NebbieQ: right*
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
OMG Dirty: That was Sarcasm, Little Carlo.
Papa Tymisonn: ... where to, then?
NebbieQ: Pah. You're just denying the truth.
NebbieQ: *Sticks out her tongue*
OMG Dirty: *RETURNS*
Papa Tymisonn: Baron? Argovia?
OMG Dirty: .....Where's the goat?
Lithaladhwen: Eh. Don't really care. Plenty of people to alienate everywhere else in this world.
NebbieQ: ...I'll go check.
Lithaladhwen: Haven't gotten to nearly enough of them yet. *wry smile*
NebbieQ: *Walks out to the living room.* It's okay, Farida!
NebbieQ: She looks like she's sleepinh.
NebbieQ: sleeping*
OMG Dirty: *Sigh of relief*
Papa Tymisonn: ^_^
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: What?
Papa Tymisonn: It just struck me.
Papa Tymisonn: I missed you too.
NebbieQ: *Walks back in.*
NebbieQ: Sooo...
NebbieQ: ...why did you marry this guy?
Lithaladhwen: *sigh* I guess. Missed being picked on so much you had to go pick up a clan of gypsies?
Lithaladhwen: I trust them to faithfully execute my sisterly duties. *grin*
OMG Dirty: <_<
OMG Dirty: Well honestly......
OMG Dirty: I was just trying to con him out of fifty eagle.
OMG Dirty: But he called my bluff.
OMG Dirty: And I just decided that I was going to follow through with it.
OMG Dirty: ......Do you really want to live in a tent and wagon all your life?
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, they probably will. They're all quite... colourful, in their own charming way.
NebbieQ: Wellll...I don't really want to be tied down, either.
OMG Dirty: *Stomps her foot*
Lithaladhwen: *nostalgia!* Yeah. They're not so bad. Speaking of which... how's the... you know. *gestures kind of at the house* The wife. The marriage thing. Getting along okay?
OMG Dirty: I am not tied down!
NebbieQ: I never said you were! o_o
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh yes. *GRIN*
Lithaladhwen: o-O
Lithaladhwen: Don't tell me about that.
Lithaladhwen: Other things.
NebbieQ: I...I guess I don't know what I really want, yet.
OMG Dirty: I've got all sorts of things I never had.
OMG Dirty: And It's so nice and comfy.
OMG Dirty: And WARM.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh. OH! Right... *goes red just a bit*
OMG Dirty: .....Dont' worry about it.
OMG Dirty: I just now knew what I wanted it.
OMG Dirty: I knew I didn't want to marry one of ours.
NebbieQ: *nods*
OMG Dirty: Because we'd be doing the same thing.....
OMG Dirty: *rolls her eyes*
NebbieQ: I guess I see what you mean...
Papa Tymisonn: She's good!
OMG Dirty: *Follows with a big grin*
OMG Dirty: Besides! I don't have to share rooms with you or Marco or nana anymore!
Papa Tymisonn: I was surprised... I thought things would be far more... bad.
Lithaladhwen: ...Yeah. Well. Nice surprise, then.
Lithaladhwen: She ...seems supportive enough. *scowl*
OMG Dirty: .....He's really nice to me too.
NebbieQ: Hehe. It would be nice not having to listen to her snore every night.
Papa Tymisonn: ... please, for the love of God, just TRY to like her.
NebbieQ: Yeah...he does seem like a nice guy.
OMG Dirty: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: IM: She seemed like she was being honest before. I'm disinclined to believe her, but I'll pretend I believe her until I really do. Denial is awesome.
OMG Dirty: So far, this marriage thing doesn't seem so bad.
OMG Dirty: Who knows, maybe in a few years I'll be sick of it.
Lithaladhwen: I don't have to like her, and she doesn't have to like me. We've come to an understanding based in mutual hatred. It's better than nothing.
OMG Dirty: But then I'll have kids. So I won't have time to think.
NebbieQ: Oh, I don't know. I hear butchers give good money for quality meat.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, for God's sake, what did she do? Why do you despise her so?
OMG Dirty: Carlita!
OMG Dirty: <_< I'll remember that.
Papa Tymisonn: Is this just jealousy?
OMG Dirty: I can sell you as aged veal.
OMG Dirty: Dont' think I won't.
NebbieQ: Ah, but I'm too bony. Sell Marco instead!
Lithaladhwen: *jaw drop*
OMG Dirty: <__<
Lithaladhwen: Jealousy?
OMG Dirty: MARCO?
OMG Dirty: You couldn't eat marco!
OMG Dirty: He's all muscle!
NebbieQ: He could feed an entire family with his biceps alone!
OMG Dirty: Too tough.
NebbieQ: He just needs to soak in some broth, and he'll be fine.
OMG Dirty: You'd have to chew for days.
OMG Dirty: >__>
Papa Tymisonn: Yes!
OMG Dirty: *thoroughly freaked out*
Lithaladhwen: Look, I'm not going to outline all your wife's fault's for you. That's not my job. Suffice it to say I feel justified. I don't like her and I don't trust her.
Lithaladhwen: Whether you do is your business.
OMG Dirty: ....Stop this line of thought, right now.
NebbieQ: Oh, it's nothing worse than what Nana's said to us after she's gotten into the wine.
OMG Dirty: I do not care.
OMG Dirty: You will not speak about harming my body.
OMG Dirty: Besides, it is soon time to go home.
Papa Tymisonn: So, what? I'm going to be left pantless and alone or something?
OMG Dirty: No more cannibal talk.
NebbieQ: Alright, fair enough.
Lithaladhwen: Not my problem, big brother. I'm supporting you in this, but I'm doing it for you and not for that girl in there. Understand?
Lithaladhwen: That's going to have to be good enough.
Papa Tymisonn: Ugh. Fine.
Papa Tymisonn: I do pray someday you'll be able to get along.
Lithaladhwen: I can't imagine why that would be necessary.
OMG Dirty: *Gives a good look over the room* I did a wonderful job. My vision really enhanced this dump.
Papa Tymisonn: It would make your brother very happy.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Why does it have to be my job to make him happy?
Lithaladhwen: That's why you have a wife. It's for her to make you happy. All I'm required to do is not interfere.
Lithaladhwen: And I won't. I even got her a present.
Lithaladhwen: It was expensive, too, I'll have you know.
NebbieQ: We just had to do all the work.
OMG Dirty: OH tch.
OMG Dirty: It's the vision that counts.
Papa Tymisonn: How did you get money, anyways? The DPG?
OMG Dirty: Oh please.....
OMG Dirty: You are full of it Marco.
OMG Dirty: All you did was bring the statue.
Lithaladhwen: I sold a couple of things.
Papa Tymisonn: ... like what?
Lithaladhwen: Trade goods. Stuff I brought with me. Non-distinct, practical stuff. Nothing that'll attract any attention if that's what you're worried about. I'm not going to upset this society for your wife's wedding gift.
OMG Dirty: Yes, but it really did the trick.
OMG Dirty: <_< Marco, mind taking Carlita home.
OMG Dirty: It's a long day and I kinda want to talk to Card, then get some sleep.
NebbieQ: *Fake pout* Getting rid of me already?
Papa Tymisonn: ... OK.
OMG Dirty: .....Oh so you want to be around when we make kiss faces?
Papa Tymisonn: ... We should get back in there...
Lithaladhwen: Also, am I going to be Shakti to these people or are you going to use my name? You seem intent on going by...Cardinal.
NebbieQ: No no, I'll be going.
Lithaladhwen: But you call me Esperanza around them.
Papa Tymisonn: ... we can be Esperanza and Salvador for each other.
Papa Tymisonn: Let's be Cardinal and Shakti for the world.
Lithaladhwen: *nod* Agreed.
Lithaladhwen: Let's go back into that den of venomous doves.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Freaking gypsy girls.
Papa Tymisonn: *light whack on the shoulder*
OMG Dirty: I thought so.
OMG Dirty: *GRIN*
Papa Tymisonn: *reenters the house*
OMG Dirty: We were just leaving.
NebbieQ: So, we leaving now, Mar-oh, hey!
NebbieQ: Have a nice chat?
Papa Tymisonn: Yes we did.
Lithaladhwen: *follows*
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: *slightest sigh*
Papa Tymisonn: Did you say you were leaving?
NebbieQ: *nods* Mm-hmn.
OMG Dirty: Afraid so.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, it was nice meeting you two...
OMG Dirty: We need to help at the camp.
OMG Dirty: *Another hearty slap on the back, and a curt not to Shakti*
NebbieQ: It was nice meeting you, too.
Lithaladhwen: Pleasure to meet you two.
Lithaladhwen: *nod*
Papa Tymisonn: *slapped*
Lithaladhwen: *smirks at the friendly violence*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I like air. Why does he keep doing that? ;_;
NebbieQ: (Air rations.)
OMG Dirty: (Marco: I like beating up men. They bleed all sexy.)
OMG Dirty: Good evening.
OMG Dirty: *makes his way out*
NebbieQ: G'night!
NebbieQ: *Follows right after her brother.*
Papa Tymisonn: *closes the door behind them*
OMG Dirty: *Lets out a GOODNIGHT before the door closes*
Lithaladhwen: *looks back at the door*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm forced to wonder why the hell I'm still here....
OMG Dirty: *And make sure the table is clean*
Papa Tymisonn: *sigh* That was fun.
Papa Tymisonn: Es, you want some more tea?
Lithaladhwen: *pointed look at Farida* Sure. That would be fantastic.
OMG Dirty: *cocky look*
OMG Dirty: *Brings her out a cup of tea, this one is properly prepaired, with a little saucer of milk, should she want any*
Lithaladhwen: And leave the leaves in again if it's easier. *wink* I really don't mind.
Lithaladhwen: (Aw, no leaves?)
Lithaladhwen: (No secret fortune-telling?)
OMG Dirty: (nope. She got what she wanted....:\)
Lithaladhwen: (Heh.)
Lithaladhwen: *doesn't require milk but drinks tea because tea rocks*
OMG Dirty: (ENOUGH LEFTOVERTEA TO MAKE A TEA VOODOO DOLL)
Lithaladhwen: (That would be a very squishy doll)
OMG Dirty: (Yes.)
OMG Dirty: (And it would effect any tea Es drinks)
OMG Dirty: (CAUSE IT GREAT PAINS)
Papa Tymisonn: (... this is so much fun to watch...)
OMG Dirty: *Seats herself next to Card and takes his hand*
NebbieQ: (For the record, tea bags with googly eyes don't count as dolls.)
OMG Dirty: (They do if you add dresses and toothpick legs.)
NebbieQ: (Well, fair enough.)
Papa Tymisonn: *the fingers intertwining is natural now*
Lithaladhwen: IM: .... This is really awkward. I wish she'd just throw a plate at me or something. All this feminine passive aggressive shit is getting to me.
Papa Tymisonn: So, sister, what do you like best about Doma so far?
OMG Dirty: IM: Why isn't she going away?
NebbieQ: (Shakti: ...it has air?)
OMG Dirty: IM: I am sleepy.....
Lithaladhwen: .... I don't know. It's busy.
OMG Dirty: *nods* Oh yes, good answer.
OMG Dirty: *Thumbs up*
Papa Tymisonn: *squeezes hand*
OMG Dirty: *Stands and smooths out her skirts*
Lithaladhwen: *eyeroll* Speaking of busy.
Lithaladhwen: I have to do a thing.
OMG Dirty: >_> OH no, don't rush away. I'm just going to bed.
Lithaladhwen: A vague ambiguous thing that I can't explain because I haven't made it up yet.
Lithaladhwen: *stands*
OMG Dirty: OH, I love those.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, they're great.
OMG Dirty: IM: Big word snotty pants.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sighs*
OMG Dirty: Thank you for the lovely present.
OMG Dirty: See yourself out then.
OMG Dirty: *Beelines for the bedroom*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Sal, I'll see you around.
Papa Tymisonn: ... goodnight, Es. Don't be a stranger.
Lithaladhwen: *briefly wishes the goat were available to say goodbye to*
Lithaladhwen: We'll see.
Lithaladhwen: *to the door!*
OMG Dirty: *The goat is merely asleep on the floor*
Lithaladhwen: *out the door!*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, but it's all peaceful and shit)
OMG Dirty: (For once. Until it feels the biten's come on.)
OMG Dirty: (....Card will wake up in the middle of the night and half his hair will be gone.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... don't kid, Lex.)
OMG Dirty: (Too late! I didX2)
OMG Dirty: (I kid, and there's a goat baby!)
Papa Tymisonn: (... *PUN struck down by God*)
OMG Dirty: (ho ho ho!)
OMG Dirty: *Goes about goign to bed, not really caring whether or not, the evil in law has left*
Lithaladhwen: *walking down the street* *muttered to herself* That was miserable. I am never doing that again.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *goes to the bedroom door* Are you two ever going to get along?
OMG Dirty: Oh,......
OMG Dirty: I'd say......
Lithaladhwen: No way in whatever hell is popular these days.
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: Never.
OMG Dirty: No chance at all.
OMG Dirty: She's awful.
Papa Tymisonn: You two just got off on the wrong foot.
OMG Dirty: .......You really have VERY little knowledge about women.
OMG Dirty: I'll settle for no open warfare.
OMG Dirty: And few visits.
OMG Dirty: .....If any.
Papa Tymisonn: I have embraced your family fully, Farida.
Papa Tymisonn: The least you can do is tolerate mine.
OMG Dirty: I am!
Papa Tymisonn: BARELY.
OMG Dirty: *Throws a pillow at his face*
Papa Tymisonn: *biff!*
OMG Dirty: IT IS HARD, TO EMBRACE SOMEONE WHO EQUALLY HATES YOU.
OMG Dirty: Idiot.
OMG Dirty: I am being NICE.
OMG Dirty: We TALKED.
OMG Dirty: And then we stopped for the sake of peace.
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright.
OMG Dirty: Because we both want you to be happy.
OMG Dirty: Dont' force us.
OMG Dirty: Or you'll make it worse.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *nods* I will respect that.
OMG Dirty: Now, if you are through, I'm going to sleep.
Papa Tymisonn: ... very well.
Papa Tymisonn: I think I'm just going to sit in the living room for a while. I'll be along shortly.
OMG Dirty: Alright....
OMG Dirty: Please put the goat in the bathroom before you go to sleep.
Papa Tymisonn: *pats the doorframe, and closes the door*
Papa Tymisonn: *from behind* Alright...
Papa Tymisonn: *seeks out Apuro*
OMG Dirty: *Changes into night clothes and crawls in bed, leaving one candle lit for Card*
Papa Tymisonn: *shoves the stubborn little thing in the bathroom and closes the door*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sigh*
Papa Tymisonn: *sits in the living room*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Well, they must both really care for me if they're willing to endure each other for me...
Lithaladhwen: *sits in the park and contemplates taking up smoking*
OMG Dirty: *Dreaming of thundering up and down streets on a giant chocobo, with a riding crop, hitting biastanders in the face with a resounding WHAP as she passes by*
Papa Tymisonn: ... I have a family. o.o ^_^
OMG Dirty: (Don't forget you have a goat too.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... *smiles s'more, and goes to the bedroom*
OMG Dirty: *He can hear Farida laughing in her sleep*
Papa Tymisonn: *changes and slides in behind her, giving her a kiss on the cheek*
OMG Dirty: *A little fist swings out, and doesn't hit him, but comes close* GIDDIYUP! HYAH!
OMG Dirty: .....*And then silence and sleep*
Papa Tymisonn: ... Farida? Are... ... ^_^ *snuggles, and sleeps*
Papa Tymisonn: (Scene?)
OMG Dirty: /
OMG Dirty: (LEX NEED SLEEP)
Lithaladhwen: (Aye.)
Papa Tymisonn: </rp>