You have just entered room "anrpchatofsorts."
OMG Dirty has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: ... a moment, my dear?
Papa Tymisonn: *.
Aineku Doragon has entered the room.
Aineku Doragon: (Hero o.o)
A Rockin SN has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (Yuy.)
Zero has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: (PENOIS PENOIS)
DarkLordKelne has entered the room.
Zero: (It sure is refreshing to be typing something only to find yourself in a chat :-( )
OMG Dirty: (I mean......nothing funny going on here officer.)
Zero: (Refreshing like the eXtreme taste of Red Bull in your eyes.)
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
Aineku Doragon: (Wow...Hi everyone XD_
Aineku Doragon: )
Papa Tymisonn: (Should I invite others?)
OMG Dirty: (you know what's annoying? being ill, needed liquid, and the only damn thing in the house is booze. that be annoying.)
Aineku Doragon: (...^-^; *can't exaaaaaaaaactly RP because she's at her BF's house*)
Papa Tymisonn: (Or at least, not productive.)
Papa Tymisonn: (You can watch...)
OMG Dirty: (kinky)
Aineku Doragon: (Except I can't, because I have no eyes! *kidding*)
Aineku Doragon: (Lex XD)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I've gotta watch the news. :-( )
Papa Tymisonn: (Tape it.)
Zero: (Dinner's ready! Spaghetti and Spicy Sausage!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I should.)(
Zero: (...Taping the news is stupid. News is only good when it's new.)
Zero: (Shini needs to be informed on UP TO THE MINUTE changes in our ever-evolving world of political intrigue.)
Zero: (It's his one vice in life.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Eh. News is old once you get it. The only true news is that which is told to you IMMEDIATELY after it's occured.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Shini needs to see himself on the news.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Becuase he made a jackass of himself.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (And he's hoping they'll show it.)
Zero: (Tape it :D)
Zero: (I was on the news once.)
Zero: (Twice, actually.)
Aineku Doragon: (^^; )
Papa Tymisonn: (SO! Who's in?)
Aineku Doragon: (Oh so out T_T)
OMG Dirty: (me? yes. me me me!)
OMG Dirty: (come on rp!)
DarkLordKelne: (Places to go soon, so no.)
OMG Dirty: ;_;
Papa Tymisonn: (... ANYONE?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Perhaps.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (If I am talked into it.)
Papa Tymisonn: (*takes the Peter Griffin approach*)
Papa Tymisonn: (Come on! COME ON! ^_^)
OMG Dirty: (YOU ALL OFFICIALLY HAVE LIVER SPOTS)
Zero: (Actually, I have liver stripes.)
Zero: (And I'm eating dinner.)
BrainWalkr has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*Dodges*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Convince me better.)
BrainWalkr: (I AM BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL! Or not. Only God knows.)
OMG Dirty: (You all make me cry. And possibly baby jesus. v.v)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Don't blame me. Blame yourselves, or God.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Uh... it'll make Alexis happy? That's why Brian's here...)
Papa Tymisonn: (Plus, I'll give you a cookie from my stash.)
BrainWalkr: ( Shini had the appropriate response, but Chuck had the correct response. Zounds! )
BrainWalkr: (Also, I am sort of working on a reply for the Hot Seat thread, so whack me if I forget to pay attention. )
OMG Dirty: (Please I am full of sadness.)
OMG Dirty: (Also, I am batman.)
Papa Tymisonn: (...)
Papa Tymisonn: (*gets working on an image immediately*)
DarkLordKelne: (Anyhow, I depart.)
DarkLordKelne has left the room.
BrainWalkr: ( Kelne = bastard. Even if he is from Zealand. The new one, not the old one. )
Zero: (He said he had to leave soon :-( )
OMG Dirty: (*le sigh* no rp. Give it up. it will fly like a lead cat.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Darn. I tried, Lex. Sorry.)
BrainWalkr: ( Give the cat a red bull )
Zero: (I think it'd've worked better if you weren't depending on other people to provide grooviness.)
Zero: (Seriously. These days, people rarely have time to wait for an RP to form.)
Zero: (There's gotta be a premise for the CI.*
BrainWalkr: Premise Shmemise.
OMG Dirty: UM
Zero: *Just telling it like it is :-( *
BrainWalkr: If you were a REAL man you'd make it up on the spot.
BrainWalkr: Ever heard of improv?
OMG Dirty: <__< >_> Gypsy fortune teller booth?
OMG Dirty: IN the park?
OMG Dirty: At night.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Perhaps.*
OMG Dirty: A gravy merchant is nearby
OMG Dirty: HE makes magical gravy of death.
BrainWalkr: Or better yet, competing gypsy fortune teller booths adjacent from each other in the park at night.
BrainWalkr: They're having a promotional war.
OMG Dirty: >_> I can dig it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *BW SHOULD USE LARS*
Zero: *See? Now we're getting somewhere.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *LARS OLDMAN*
OMG Dirty: I take one gypsy, who calls the other?
Zero: *Get things rolling, and I'll finish up dinner.*
BrainWalkr: MARS, goddamnit! Get it straight!
BrainWalkr: ... actually, I like the name "Lars"
BrainWalkr: It's Lars Oldman from now on.
OMG Dirty: Laaaaaaaaars.
OMG Dirty: sounds like a lurchy sort of name.
Aineku Doragon has left the room.
Zero: *I hate Lars :-( *
Zero: *All of them.*
Zero: *:DInner:*
BrainWalkr: Why the Hell is some random old guy I whipped up on the spot for an RP that was competely random the one I use the most by far?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Because he's awesome?*
OMG Dirty: it's the way it works.
OMG Dirty: <_< i made whisper up on the spot and she's one of my favorites.
OMG Dirty: and most played.
OMG Dirty: We on or no?
BrainWalkr: Who knows?
OMG Dirty: I'd like to know.
Zero: *I've moved Dinner in here to watch.*
OMG Dirty: I'd like to knwo the answer is "yes"
BrainWalkr: We don't always get what we'd like : (
BrainWalkr: Where the crap did Malta run off to?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I'm down.*
OMG Dirty: To watch his crappy MTV.
OMG Dirty: BURNING INSULT.
BrainWalkr: Sweet Jesus, that man needs an intervention
OMG Dirty: Indeed.
OMG Dirty: So a brian, a shiney, a cha, and a lex?
OMG Dirty: we can do this.
OMG Dirty: let us wait for cha to return from upstairs.
Papa Tymisonn: I am here!
Zero: (Rock!)
BrainWalkr: ( Solid! )
Papa Tymisonn: (It's what we're all about!)
Papa Tymisonn: (It's what we live for, come on and shout it out!)
OMG Dirty: <Crazy Gypsy girl!>
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*Stabs Chuck in the eye with a cork screw*)
OMG Dirty: (fuck. I want something naughty to eat. my illness cries out for cheese.)
OMG Dirty: (piiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzza.)
Papa Tymisonn: (*retaliates with a rusty butterknife*)
Papa Tymisonn: <Cardinal>
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*Dodges*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (:D)
OMG Dirty: (who shall be my competition, or shall I play both?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Gypsy psychic competition?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Uh... Cardinal?)
OMG Dirty: (HAI!)
Zero: (Hey guys, I have a special guest!)
OMG Dirty: (........your face?)
SongstressEnlil has entered the room.
Zero: (Yes.)
SongstressEnlil: (MY BLUESMAN NAME IS GLASS JOHNSON)
Papa Tymisonn: (... you decline my invite, but accept his?)
SongstressEnlil: (I was eating :-( )
TheWaiChibiAngel: (HEY PERVY)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (GUESS WHAT)
Papa Tymisonn: (I am hurt. v_v)
SongstressEnlil: (THE PIZZA WAS GOOD?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I RENAMED LARS.)
SongstressEnlil: (?!?!??!?!?!)
SongstressEnlil: (Oh man, I forgot how eighties the Spaceballs Theme is)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (HIS NAME IS LARS NOW)
SongstressEnlil: (OH MAN)
OMG Dirty: (less stupid, more RP. I SHALL START)
SongstressEnlil: (I'll not stand for such slander against the Spaceballs theme)
SongstressEnlil: (I challenge you to a duel. In GGX)
Zero: (I will not stand for anything against Spaceballs.)
SongstressEnlil: (In the meantime, yay starting!)
OMG Dirty: *It is early fall, the nights have the midlest nip and breeze, though those who keep track of weather say it will get truly cold soon. The moon is out in full, and doma park would be a sight to see in full daylight with all the chan
OMG Dirty: ging leaves.*
Zero: (Don't look back, don't look back~)
OMG Dirty: *Not far off from the pond and the ducks a brightly colored very small wagon has been parked, and a woman leans on it's side, a sign set up, reading in common "Fortunes told!"*
OMG Dirty: *She can't be old, with long black hair in a braid, dark brown skin, and heavily made up eyes. She wears enough jewelry you could hear her coming for quite some time*
BrainWalkr has left the room.
OMG Dirty: IM: Of all the places they want to be stopping...everyone in this crazy place reads the minds.
Papa Tymisonn: *and a blue haired man in red garb is standing next to her, arms calmly crossed*
Papa Tymisonn: I'm telling you, you're incorrect.
OMG Dirty: You are not gettin' your coin back.
OMG Dirty: What I say, will come true.
SongstressEnlil: *AND WALKING DOWN THAT WAY, there is a hobo. Yeah, ratty cloak, dirty green hose, soiled white tunic, battered Red Mage's hat. Not to mention she seems to be part usagijin, from the bunny ears.*
OMG Dirty: *looks at her nails and tries to ignore him*
Papa Tymisonn: If it would, I would not be bothering you.
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: But I'm absolutely certain your prediction is wrong.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *WALKING FROM THE OTHER WAY!*
OMG Dirty: >.> I should have included that you'd bother me.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *There is not a hobo.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *This person is so not a hobo it's not even funny. Well, it might be funny, who am I to say?*
Zero: *Strolling with the hobo, is a slightly less derelict wanderer. He's decked out in his grey coat, with a rapier at his hip. He's talking about something! With hand motions and all.*
OMG Dirty: *shakes a jangly fist at him* Now, push on! You're bad for busssss-iness sweet heart.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *This person wears a white tanktop, with black formal pants, and boots! They've got shoulder length white hair, and green eyes. :O*
SongstressEnlil: I am telling you, that parry will never work.
Papa Tymisonn: I should be. I do not think you should be paying people for lies.
Papa Tymisonn: *making people pay
OMG Dirty: They are not lies!
OMG Dirty: Farida tells only the truth!
Zero: Yeah, but they'd be totally thrown for a loop if it did.
Zero: They'd be "Dang! This guy's a maniac!".
Zero: (Be right back.)
SongstressEnlil: Hm, you have a point.
OMG Dirty: *Crosses her arms and gives him a good old evil eyein'*
SongstressEnlil: (Kurse you, Zero)
Zero: (BACK)
Papa Tymisonn: (a moment.)
SongstressEnlil: Hmmm. Kyle, I notice the sign there.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Stops!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Gypsie time.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ....
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: .......Do I want to tempt fate that much?
SongstressEnlil: *Gestures lazily toward the fortune teller.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: .........
Zero: Huh? *Looks about.* Oh.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: .....Yes.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Yes, I do.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Begins over!*
OMG Dirty: *spots customers and puts on a wide grin*
Zero: It's bad luck.
OMG Dirty: Welcome to Farida's fortune telling booth......
OMG Dirty: Come over please.....
SongstressEnlil: Only if you listen too hard. I have a plan, come.
SongstressEnlil: *Follows behind Pinky*
Zero: *Follows, a bit reluctantly.*
Zero: IM: They're gonna say I'm destined to be a famous duelist, or that I need to avoid the color yellow, or that my star-signs are all jumbled up.
SongstressEnlil: Ah, I have been so talkative. How have you been, Kyle?
OMG Dirty: Now please, Mister Birdman. Go. Your turn is over.
Zero: Uh, pretty good. I've been working a bit too hard for my tastes, lately. I don't get to sleep in at all sometimes.
Papa Tymisonn: Cardinal. And I'm fine here, thanks...
SongstressEnlil: Tsk tsk.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Crosses her hands behind her head, and glances behind her!*
SongstressEnlil: That White mage running you ragged?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Marie may find she's being stared at. :-(*
OMG Dirty: *reaches into one of her many pockets*
OMG Dirty: *pulls out a chicken foot with lotsa crazy string and crazy shit hanging all over it*
OMG Dirty: *lobs it at Cards head and shouts something that sounds alot like nonsense*
SongstressEnlil: *Gives Pinky a look* Yes?
Zero: Yeah. Well, not really. You know what I mean. I'm just not used to having to do things at certain times.
Papa Tymisonn: *catch*
Zero: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: ... that was supposed to be a curse?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs, and shakes her head*
OMG Dirty: Hush, I am willing your head on fire.
SongstressEnlil: *Shrugs*
OMG Dirty: *concentrates very very hard*
Papa Tymisonn: Good luck. e_e
Zero: *w* I bet she wants your hat.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Glances at Rapier! Then at Kyle's Rapier.*
SongstressEnlil: I believe you are next. Go on.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Eyes narrow!*
Papa Tymisonn: *uh... what hat?)
Papa Tymisonn: *
SongstressEnlil: *Has no rapier :-(*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Oh. :-( )
Papa Tymisonn: *Card does, though!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Scratch that, then. I misread something, I guess.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... here, try it this way.
Papa Tymisonn: ... *concentrates on her sign*
OMG Dirty: I CAN SET YOU ON FIRE WITHOUT HELP.
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Papa Tymisonn: *flings a fireball at the sign, setting it ablaze!*
OMG Dirty: *sticks out her bottom lip*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....<_<
OMG Dirty: *picks up a stick, and catches it alight on the burning sign*
Papa Tymisonn: *then knocks it over, puts it out, then puts it back up*
SongstressEnlil: What the...?
Zero: ...Huh.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Walks over to Cardinal! ...And tap-taps his shoulder.*
OMG Dirty: *Sets the burning stick to the end of cards hair whilest he goes about putting the sign out*
SongstressEnlil: *Looks to Kyle* I guess someone didn't like his fortune. Oh well.
OMG Dirty: e.e See. Like so.
OMG Dirty: Majick.
Papa Tymisonn: Ack! *has no time to pay attention to tapped shoulders, someone's setting his hair on fire!*
Zero: *Shrug.* Maybe she foretold he'd do something pointless and destructive?
SongstressEnlil: *Cackles*
OMG Dirty: >_> I foretold he'd owe me more money.
OMG Dirty: And he does. For a new sign.
OMG Dirty: *muttering*
Zero: So, have you tried playing billiards? It's really fun.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Backs away!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: She's good.
SongstressEnlil: Ah, not really. Some old friends of mine used to.
SongstressEnlil: Cards are much more fun, I think.
Zero: Oh? I've never been too good with cards.
Papa Tymisonn: *the sign is out, but looks cooler and more rustic when all burninated*
SongstressEnlil: *Chuckles.* I hardly believe that, monsieur.
OMG Dirty: >.> WHO IS NEXT TO HEAR WHAT FARIDAS ALL SEEING EYE HAS FOR YOU!
Papa Tymisonn: BEWARE HER UNINFORMED TONGUE!
OMG Dirty: *said in the prerequisite spooky voice...and yet so bored*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Steps forward, and nods! As if saying "IT IS I!"*
Zero: There's too many rules, and different games.
OMG Dirty: Shut your face.
OMG Dirty: You come foreward! I give you choices.....
Zero: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: I would, but you tried to conflagrate me. I'm out of sympathy.
OMG Dirty: I can read your palm....your cards.....or tea.
SongstressEnlil: Oh, it's not so hard.
Zero: IM: Tea?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Cards, palm...Tea.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...Cards...Palm...Tea?
Zero: (SHOE RING HAT?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Extends palm! Now skeptical.*
OMG Dirty: *grins widely*
Zero: ...I wonder what sort of tea they've got?
OMG Dirty: *takes his hand in hers and looks at it closely*
SongstressEnlil: Hmmm...Who knows? Tea has never been my drink.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *It is very handlike!*
OMG Dirty: *look of HIGH concentration, or theatricality, or both*
Papa Tymisonn: *mutters* THIS should be good...
OMG Dirty: *EL GASP*
Zero: My grandpa liked it. I never really did.
Papa Tymisonn: *snicker*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Raised brow! It sure is fun RPing mutes.*
OMG Dirty: ......You have a very short lifeline....I have never SEEN a lifeline such as this!
OMG Dirty: *bends foreward, looks closer*
OMG Dirty: THIS CALLS for DESPERATE MEASURES!
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: What the
TheWaiChibiAngel: o_O
SongstressEnlil: *Nods* Wine is much tastier, if you ask me.
OMG Dirty: *reaches into a pocket and pulls out a vial*
OMG Dirty: *dumps the contents of the vial in their hand and squishes it around*
OMG Dirty: *It is red and distinctly unpleasant*
Zero: Wine? I've had a few sips..... It burns.
SongstressEnlil: *Observe Gypsum curiously* Oh, only the strong stuff.
OMG Dirty: I see.....It's coming to me.....
TheWaiChibiAngel: .....
OMG Dirty: *Taps the crease of the palm*
Zero: *Nods* I guess that'd be it. Sometimes, if you win a duel, it's customary that you get food and wine.
OMG Dirty: A man with only three toes will take your life.....unless you devote yourself entirely to Lucio the blood God.
OMG Dirty: Ten gil please.....
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....
OMG Dirty: *drops the hand*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: What the...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....
TheWaiChibiAngel: o_o -_- o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: .....
TheWaiChibiAngel: *FIshes around*
Zero: (Kyle: A man with three toes killed my grandfather...But before he left, he gave me this. And this.)
SongstressEnlil: Ah. The sore losers.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And drops 10 gil*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Walks away, blinking.*
OMG Dirty: *grins and pockets it*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: ...Crackpot.
Zero: Sore losers?
Papa Tymisonn: ... can I doublecheck her work, sir?
Papa Tymisonn: *beckons for him to come back*
SongstressEnlil: *Walks up to the fortune teller* Good evening, madamoiselle. I would like to make you an offer.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *You mean her? :-(*
Papa Tymisonn: *miss
OMG Dirty: *Raises an eyebrow*
TheWaiChibiAngel: >_>
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Can't hurt.
SongstressEnlil: *Grins* You tell me my fortune, and I tell you your own.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Wanders over*
Zero: *Follows behind, and watches!*
Papa Tymisonn: Free of charge, by the way.
OMG Dirty: I know mine.
OMG Dirty: Hardly seems fair.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: You're going to fleece everyone you can just to maintain your meager living.
SongstressEnlil: Ah, they all say this. Shall we see if the cards agree?
Zero: IM: This reminds me a lot of that one time I convinced people I had trained Paper and the rest to do tricks. Oh man, it was great until people caught on.
OMG Dirty: *pulls out her deck*
SongstressEnlil: Non non non.
SongstressEnlil: The good cards.
OMG Dirty: <_< These are pefectly good.
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright, let me just concentrate.
SongstressEnlil: *Pulls a ratty-looking deck from her cloak* They lack character. Experience.
SongstressEnlil: This is important, oui.
OMG Dirty: These were passed down in my family!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Stands there, looking unimpressed. :-(*
OMG Dirty: *Taps them with IMPORTANCE*
Papa Tymisonn: *puts his hand on the lady's shoulder, and concentrates*
Zero: IM: Huh.
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
SongstressEnlil: That's very nice, heirlooms are important to having a good sense of one's roots.
SongstressEnlil: But hardly useful for divining the unknown.
OMG Dirty: Though I can make a prediction without the cards about you.
OMG Dirty: >_> I think you are very much the con artist.
SongstressEnlil: I could say the same for your, Mademoiselle, but to throw around accusations so lightly. Tsk Tsk.
OMG Dirty: Nothing is lightly.
SongstressEnlil: I merely offer a fair exchange.
OMG Dirty: Let us see. You first.
Zero: *Positions himself for maximum viewing pleasure!*
SongstressEnlil: *Grins, and starts to shuffle her deck*
Zero: IM: This should be interesting, to say the least.
SongstressEnlil: (Gimme a D6, our Lex?)
Papa Tymisonn: ... you are going to be in a fight.
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Zero: (CRITICAL FATE!)
Papa Tymisonn: With a woman in black... black white mages' clothes? That's odd...
SongstressEnlil: *Hey, those are Playing cards she has.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... but you're going to win.
Papa Tymisonn: ... it's all I have.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Smirks*
Zero: IM: Heheh.
SongstressEnlil: *And seven of them are placed on the table*
SongstressEnlil: *One in the middle, three below, three above, one in the middle; all face down*
Papa Tymisonn: I'll see if I can determine more...
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
SongstressEnlil: This one, this is yourself. *turns over the middle card*
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OMG Dirty: *The boredom*
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 13-sided die: 3
SongstressEnlil: *It is a three of hearts*
Papa Tymisonn: ... it doesn't look good after that...
SongstressEnlil: Hmmm...You are the jaded soul, aren't you. Yet your heart rules your head. Some say this is bad, some do not.
OnlineHost: Papa Tymisonn rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OMG Dirty: IM: And you are as full of it as I am most times.
OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 1 66-sided die: 65
SongstressEnlil: I am curious, the three, it indicaes that there is not much love in your life.
SongstressEnlil: Very tragic.
Papa Tymisonn: ... o.o
Zero: IM: She's good.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you don't want to know that.
TheWaiChibiAngel: o_o
Papa Tymisonn: You have your way, Farida. I must go.
SongstressEnlil: This one, this is your past. *Goes to the the lower left one*
Papa Tymisonn: *is off!*
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 13-sided die: 1
SongstressEnlil: *It is an ace of clubs*
SongstressEnlil: Hmmm. Interesting, the clubs, they bespeak strength. The ace bespeaks a single source.
SongstressEnlil: Sometime in your past, there was someone strong, someone who influenced you greatly; I am almost jealous.
TheWaiChibiAngel: .....>_>;
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Go down hill?
SongstressEnlil: *The middle lower one is turned*
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 13-sided die: 11
SongstressEnlil: *It is a Jack of hearts*
Zero: IM: What could this be?
Zero: (YOUR TARTS HAVE BEEN BURGLED!)
SongstressEnlil: Oh my, there was someone to whom love was very dear in your past.
OMG Dirty: *raises and eyebrow and jingles the coins in her pockets*
SongstressEnlil: Someone who lived by his or her heart, someone important in some way.
SongstressEnlil: This person, I sense, was an important influence, oui. I ponder if you even knew this soul.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....>_>
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Follow!*
SongstressEnlil: *The right lower card is turned.*
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 13-sided die: 6
SongstressEnlil: *It is a six of clubs* Hn, violence.
Papa Tymisonn: *walking away briskly, clearly upset*
SongstressEnlil: The six, it is not good. Sometime in your past, something violent occured.
SongstressEnlil: The six, it bespeaks of many small instances, not one large event.
Papa Tymisonn: *but not so fast he can't be caught*
SongstressEnlil: But, enough of the past.
SongstressEnlil: Let us see what the future holds for you. *Turns the upper left card*
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 13-sided die: 13
SongstressEnlil: *It is a King of Hearts*
Zero: IM: This'll be great!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Speed up!*
SongstressEnlil: Hmmm...Very pomising, mademoiselle.
Zero: *Is standing there, and nodding solemnly!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *hears the footsteps, and he knows*
OMG Dirty: *wrinkles her nose*
SongstressEnlil: Very promising. This card, it bespeaks of one who may steal your heart.
Papa Tymisonn: *stops* I know what you shouldn't. Walk away.
OMG Dirty: HA.
SongstressEnlil: Perhaps a lover, perhaps a priest whose sermon shall change your life.
OMG Dirty: IM: My heart is attached to my purse strings.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Headshake!*
SongstressEnlil: Laugh not, bitter one. The cards have revealed the importance of feelings to you, even if you if do not want to admit it.
SongstressEnlil: But this person, he will influence your heart, should you find this path.
SongstressEnlil: *The middle upper card is turned.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... this isn't good news. You DON'T want to know.
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 13-sided die: 1
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nod* e_e
SongstressEnlil: *An ace of hearts.* Hmmm... A single event. One that will, again, take your heart in its hand.
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: It's times like these, I wish I had a voicebox.
SongstressEnlil: Perhaps you will find a long lost friend, non? *Smirks*
SongstressEnlil: *The last card is turned.*
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OMG Dirty: *crosses her arms with a jangle*
Zero: (West Most Sign Language Is The Key)
OnlineHost: SongstressEnlil rolled 1 13-sided die: 6
SongstressEnlil: *It is a six of diamonds*
Papa Tymisonn: ... wait, you can't speak?
SongstressEnlil: Hmmm...wealth seems to be along this path.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Headshake* e_e
Papa Tymisonn: T: How's this, then?
OMG Dirty: IM: Need to work on reading people better, honey. You should have started with wealth to get my interest.
OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 1 66-sided die: 14
SongstressEnlil: Perhaps it will be material, perhaps not. Perhaps you will gain it, perhaps you will lose it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Cardinal finds that a connection is hard to make. And he's getting 'interferance', for lack of a better word.* IM: How.....Doing-
SongstressEnlil: Perhaps you will simply be near it. But this bespeaks a fair deal of wealth in your future.
SongstressEnlil: *Snaps the cards up*
OMG Dirty: *Claps*
Papa Tymisonn: T: It's a technique some have developed called telepathy.
SongstressEnlil: *And repackages them.* And there you have it. *Bows*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Just calm your mind and you should be able to get through.
OMG Dirty: I'll lay mine down to check yours. Then I shall do yours.
Zero: <_< >_>
OMG Dirty: *shuffles the old deck*
SongstressEnlil: By all means.
Zero: I wanna be next, then. You can both try me.
OMG Dirty: *lays down three cards*
OMG Dirty: *Then a fourth at the end*
SongstressEnlil: For you Kyle, I demand a meal.
OMG Dirty: This, will be myself.
OMG Dirty: *Turns it over*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: I...calm!
OMG Dirty: *Turns over the Queen of Cups*
Zero: *Nods, sorta, and watches the fortune in action!*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Alright. I'll do the talking.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Do you REALLY want to know what I saw?
OMG Dirty: A possessor of keen psychic powers, and spiritual wisdom. This is most surely me.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods*
Papa Tymisonn: (Those were both T:'s...)
SongstressEnlil: One of the heart.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I figured.)
Papa Tymisonn: T: I warn you. I will give it back to you in its raw form. Uncut. It will be rather unpleasant.
OMG Dirty: *turns over the justice card*
Papa Tymisonn: (Card: I didn't know they made a card for Kerov...)
SongstressEnlil: (Marie: They did? When?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nod nod*
Papa Tymisonn: T: Very well.
OMG Dirty: My current actions have affected great change, and the effects of these...will be seen shortly.
Zero: (Card: *Has a phallus of indeterminate color!*)
OMG Dirty: *flips the next one over*
OMG Dirty: ( amoment dropped the fuxxoing cards.)
SongstressEnlil: (Marie: Blue! Gyspy: Purple!)
Papa Tymisonn: *and, in moments, the image is over. But in those moments, the mystery girl heard the gunshot, felt the blood on her chest, and watched her own eyes go dark as her soul passed over to the other side...*
SongstressEnlil: (Ha! Fate has been derailed)
Zero: (Marie: *electric shocked!*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Blink*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs*
OMG Dirty: Ah......The demon lord.
OMG Dirty: Many people see this as an entirely negative card.
SongstressEnlil: Of course.
OMG Dirty: Though.....it can be a predictor of marriage or some other ridiculous bonding.....usually where both parties end up unhappy.
SongstressEnlil: But I have met demons who are fairly nice.
Papa Tymisonn: (Card: Wow. A Malachias card too?)
Papa Tymisonn: (... *lightbulb*)
Zero: (NO.)
Zero: (It was attempted.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... SEE SEE JEE! ^_^)
SongstressEnlil: (No no, it's a Cast Photo of Div's characters)
OMG Dirty: Though, it also can mean, that my own negative sides, are holding me back from what I can accomplish.
OMG Dirty: *Flips over the next card*
SongstressEnlil: *Nods*
Papa Tymisonn: ... you're alright?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nod* o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Makes a twirly hand motion, as if asking for more.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: What a pansy.
Papa Tymisonn: ... you want me to relate MORE images of your own death?
OMG Dirty: *It is the page of Cups*
OMG Dirty: Ah, this can either mean.....that I will meet someone who is imaginative and childlike.....
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs* >_>
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: I figured there'd be more to it than "RAINE IS SHOT! RAINE DIES."(*
OMG Dirty: Or it could tie into me needing to deal with my negativity and nurture more childlike, imaginative side....
OMG Dirty: *taps her chin and reads them over again*
Papa Tymisonn: Well, I hate to disappoint you, but that's I could see. And I don't care to dig deeper.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs*
OMG Dirty: So, I'm either getting married to a childlike imaginative idiot, and will be greatly unhappy, or I need to take up the arts to get rid of my inner demons....
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Coward.
OMG Dirty: SO so different than yours.
OMG Dirty: *Grins*
SongstressEnlil: HA! Hardly.
Zero: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: I'm sorry. I almost caught that. Did you call me something? e_e
NebbieQ has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Headshake*
Papa Tymisonn: ... alright...
TheWaiChibiAngel: IM: Bumbass.
TheWaiChibiAngel: **Dumbass
Zero: Maybe you'll meet a rich artist? But you can't be with him because his family dislikes you? *Shrugs*
OMG Dirty: (BUM ASS)
OMG Dirty: (WHOOOOOOOOO)
NebbieQ: (Someone should give me the current situation!)
Zero: (Mitsy: ^_~!)
Papa Tymisonn: ... I'm not sure what that was either, but be nice.
TheWaiChibiAngel: o-o
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Sideways look, as if to ask if he's okay!*
Zero: (There's a gang fight going on in the park.)
Zero: (Fought with Boozakas.)
OMG Dirty: (WITH MAGIC GUNS)
SongstressEnlil: The prince of cups, one who is ruled by his heart. Just as I predicted. The Demon, negativity being released or restained, did the six of hearts not predict this, an emotional happening?
OMG Dirty: If you are saying they are both the same, either we both are frauds are psychics.
SongstressEnlil: And Justice, you having an effect on someone. Did I not say this with the diamonds?
SongstressEnlil: Kyle, pay this woman.
Zero: ...How much? ._.
OMG Dirty: >_> No money. Fair is fair.
Zero: IM: Whew! Fresca'd murdalize me.
Papa Tymisonn: I'm alright.
SongstressEnlil: Non non non. The cards demand it.
Zero: ...
OMG Dirty: I can use the cards to tell your fortune, or tea, or your palm.
Papa Tymisonn: ... and I will dig deeper, if you ask.
OMG Dirty: e_e We agreed upon trading fortunes.
SongstressEnlil: If you insist.
OMG Dirty: tea. palm. cards.
NebbieQ: *And who is this, that walks the streets of Doma? Why, it's Neb Nueva, petite time mage extraordinaire!*
SongstressEnlil: Hmmm... Let us have the tea
OMG Dirty: *steps up inside the little trailor*
Zero: How long will it take to boil, do you think?
OMG Dirty: *There is some BUSTLINS happening in there*
SongstressEnlil: I suspect she has some ready.
OMG Dirty: *And out comes the little gypsy woman with a tin cup, with some steaming tea in it*
Zero: Oooh.
SongstressEnlil: *Looks it over*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And who's that with Neb!?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *...No, seriously.*
OMG Dirty: *hands it over, it is very pungent tea, but not nasty smelling, just strong*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *It looks kind of like Kyle. BUt not.*
Zero: (I think that Tareen should mimic Feisal sometime.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Kylespawn, maybe? Shit, who knows?*
OMG Dirty: Drink it all.
OMG Dirty: Leave the grounds.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Nope.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (She hates Feisal :-( )
SongstressEnlil: Mmmm... Might I spruce it up a bit?
NebbieQ: IM: You know, I wonder what Kyle thinks about this. 6_6
SongstressEnlil: Or would that ruin it?
OMG Dirty: >.> I'd rather you not dilute it.
Zero: (So she'd look like Kyle AND Enlil.)
SongstressEnlil: Ah.
SongstressEnlil: Pity.
OMG Dirty: IT's harder to read when tampered with.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (And Janda. But she wouldn't.)
Zero: (^_~)
SongstressEnlil: *Takes and sips*
Papa Tymisonn: (ignored! woo!)
OMG Dirty: *strong! And spicey! but it needs milk or to be watered down or something BLERG!*
SongstressEnlil: *One gets the feeling she would chug, but it is hot :-(*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Then shakes her head.*
SongstressEnlil: *Ears twitch a bit*
SongstressEnlil: *But it is down*
Zero: Is it good?
OMG Dirty: *holds out hands for the cup*
SongstressEnlil: The future tastes terrible.
SongstressEnlil: *Hands it over*
OMG Dirty: The future is bitter sometimes.
OMG Dirty: *peers down into the cup at the left over grinds*
Zero: I'd say the past would taste worse. It's stale.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Tries to do a cartwheel!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And fails!*
Zero: *Grins at his attempt at humour!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Where are we going?
Papa Tymisonn: Very well. ... I'd better go see if that old woman's trying to steal more money from well-meaning patrons.
Papa Tymisonn: Are you coming, or do you have a blood temple to visit?
SongstressEnlil: *Chuckles*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shakes her head, and begins off!*
Papa Tymisonn: *waves* Be safe.
Papa Tymisonn: *heads back*
NebbieQ has left the room.
OMG Dirty: *swirls around the goop three times clockwise*
OMG Dirty: *places her hand over the top and gives it another good shake*
Papa Tymisonn: *returns to the scene of the crime*
SongstressEnlil: IM: That doesn't look enjoyable.
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 50-sided die: 14
NebbieQ has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: *takes a peek*
OMG Dirty: Let's see.....
OMG Dirty: I see a bottle....
OMG Dirty: *tsks*
SongstressEnlil: *Tries to look as well*
OMG Dirty: That bespeaks of disease......
SongstressEnlil: Is that so. What kind?
OMG Dirty: Let me finish reading.....
Zero: IM: Hmmmm.
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 50-sided die: 27
SongstressEnlil: Ah.
OMG Dirty: And a daisey.
OMG Dirty: *GIGGLE*
OMG Dirty: You gain a nasty disease from a new love.
OMG Dirty: one more....let me make out this last bit...
SongstressEnlil: *Laughs*
OMG Dirty: It's kinda squidgy....
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 50-sided die: 28
OMG Dirty: A dog. Apparantly, this new love is a good friend.
OMG Dirty: There you have it.
OMG Dirty: *holds out the cup for inspection*
SongstressEnlil: *Has a look at the bottle shape*
OMG Dirty: *A bottle is easy to tell, as is a lump that looks like a flower, the third bit.....you'd have to squint to see the dog*
NebbieQ: We're going to the park, remember? I told you this morning.
SongstressEnlil: I think...maybe it means this. *Reachs back and pulls out a mostly empty liquor bottle. The label declares it is Night Chocobo Wine*
SongstressEnlil: *It is mostly empty.*
Zero: <_<
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh.
TheWaiChibiAngel: RIght.
Zero: IM: Huuuh.
OMG Dirty: >_>
Papa Tymisonn: (No! Mad Train Chocobo Wine!)
OMG Dirty: ............That makes entirely too much sense too.
OMG Dirty: I interpretted medicine. Ah well. Perhaps you will have the alcohol poisening.
SongstressEnlil: (Mad Train comes from MD 20/20 and Night Train :-( )
SongstressEnlil: Perhaps, but unlikely. My family are vinters, I know when to stop.
OMG Dirty: *puts the cup away and gives a well practiced shrug*
OMG Dirty: Good evening to you.
SongstressEnlil: I will say, at least you did not threaten to curse me and throw a fit like the last one.
SongstressEnlil: He, he was a charlatan.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (HAY)_
TheWaiChibiAngel: (RECALL WHEN TAREEN WAS THERE? THAT WAS A LIE, SPREAD BY THE COMMUNISTS)
SongstressEnlil: He also had a young girl fall upon him. *Grins*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (THAT...DIDN'T...REALLY...HAPPEN!)
Zero: (Okay :-( )
Arch mage144: (*torso explodes*)
NebbieQ: (IT IS A GOOD THING THAT MY COMPUTER WAS FROZEN FOR A BIT.)
OMG Dirty: >_> He also has poor manners.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (On a totally unrelated note; I'm GMing.)
SongstressEnlil: *Nods*
NebbieQ: (If it wasn't for me being recapped, this lie would never have come up. :-( )
OMG Dirty: *notes mr. foofy blue hair and gives him another evil eye*
Papa Tymisonn: *waves*
Zero: So, uh, is it my turn to have my fortune told now? <_< >_>
Papa Tymisonn: (Sorry. Zoned out.)
NebbieQ: *But still! There is a young woman walking towards the park, all alone, looking a bit bored.*
OMG Dirty: If you wish....
SongstressEnlil: *Steps aside for Kyle*
OMG Dirty: >_> Tea...palm, or cards?
Zero: Uh, I dunno.
OMG Dirty: *Sigh* How about tea, I've got more than enough this evening.
Zero: ...Sure!
SongstressEnlil: It's rather bitter.
OMG Dirty: *fetches a new cup, and hands it to him*
Zero: *Stares into the abyss of tea!~*
NebbieQ: *She continues walking, before pausing to squint at the wagon.* IM: ...wait, is that her?
OMG Dirty: Drink it. Leave a little and the grounds......
NebbieQ: IM: Gods. Please tell me it isn't her.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: So much more room for error...
Zero: *Closes his eyes, and sips!*
OMG Dirty: *casts another nasty look to see if mr. Cardinal is still around*
Papa Tymisonn: *yup*
OMG Dirty: *Seeing that he is she goes about trying to catch him on fire again*
OMG Dirty: *WITH HER MIND*
Papa Tymisonn: *doesn't fear*
OMG Dirty: *The tea is strong and spicy, and not so yummy*
Zero: *Finishes the sip of doom.* Meh! *Gives the cup back.*
OMG Dirty: Do not want your fortune then?
NebbieQ: *Shakes her head, and continues walking.* IM: Well, so what if it is? Just ignore her...this is the quickest way to get to Harriet's anyways....
Zero: What?
Zero: *Didn't down it all, but he sipped quite a bit down.*
SongstressEnlil: *Looks about, notes Neb* IM: Oh for fuck's sake.
OMG Dirty: You have to drink all of tea for me to read it....
Zero: Aw...
OMG Dirty: well, just leave a tiny bit at the bottom.
OMG Dirty: one more good sip will do it!
Zero: *Takes the cup back, and finishes it to specification.*
OMG Dirty: *Takes the cup and STIR STIR STIRS*
SongstressEnlil: *Goes back to watching the reading*
OMG Dirty: *then covers it and gives it a shake before peeping into it*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 3 50-sided dice: 7 16 19
NebbieQ: (brb)
OMG Dirty: I see an Axe.
OMG Dirty: Difficulties for you or a friend....dangggerous times.......
Papa Tymisonn: *sighs*
Papa Tymisonn: *and shakes his head*
OMG Dirty: A closed book......
Zero: *Nods.* Story of my life, since a few years ago.
OMG Dirty: IT's something that merits investigation, something is being kept secret!
SongstressEnlil: Oho!
OMG Dirty: And a bull.
SongstressEnlil: So it was the stables, huh?
Zero: <_< No!
OMG Dirty: This will end in an argument amoung your friends!
OMG Dirty: I AM SO GOOD~
Zero: ...
OMG Dirty: *Gleeful expression*
Papa Tymisonn: Riiiiiiight. And I'm an usagijin.
Papa Tymisonn: <.<
OMG Dirty: >__>
Zero: (Marie: What, honkey?)
OMG Dirty: I know exactly what you are.
SongstressEnlil: Well, you certainly look like one doing a handstand *To Card*
OMG Dirty: *Goes back into her trailor to fetch another cup of tea*
OMG Dirty: That's five gil for the tea reading.
OMG Dirty: *to Kyle*
Zero: *Forks over the gil.*
OMG Dirty: Thankyou.
OMG Dirty: Come over here, Mr. Bird.
Zero: Well, I learned nothing new!
OMG Dirty: I shall PROVE my abilities.
OMG Dirty: *holds out the steaming cup of tea*
SongstressEnlil: She is very good.
Papa Tymisonn: *goes over*
Papa Tymisonn: And, for the final time, it is CARDINAL.
Zero: *Shrug*
OMG Dirty: CARDINAL.
OMG Dirty: Drink the Tea.
NebbieQ: (Back. Had to take care of some things.)
SongstressEnlil: I learned why you hotly deny the stables thing, though.
Papa Tymisonn: *drinks, dammit!*
Zero: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *and gets it all, too!*
Zero: Nothing happened!
OMG Dirty: >_>
OMG Dirty: *Stomps foot*
Zero: Everyone thinks that something did!
OMG Dirty: You leave the grounds, nincompoop~
Zero: But it's all just gossip and giggles, with no basis in reality.
OMG Dirty: *gives him a slap on the back of the head*
SongstressEnlil: There's no shame, Kyle.
Papa Tymisonn: ... well, maybe I've got NOTHING in my future then... e_e
Zero: I know. Nothing happened!
OMG Dirty: *goes and pours another cup*
OMG Dirty: DO IT RIGHT. LEAVE THE GROUNDS*
OMG Dirty: *pushes another cup of tea on him*
Papa Tymisonn: *drinks, and leaves the ground, cranky :P*
NebbieQ: (Cardinal: To the moon!)
OMG Dirty: *Takes and stirs, then covers and shakes*
NebbieQ: ...is something wrong, Kyle?
OMG Dirty: *AND WE COMMENCE THE BROODING SHTICK*
NebbieQ: *Well, look who only caught part of the conversation.*
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 3 50-sided dice: 16 15 11
Zero: What? <_<
Zero: No! Nothing's wrong, Neb.
SongstressEnlil: *Stiffens a bit*
SongstressEnlil: IM: Go away, nag!
Zero: Me and Marie just got our fortunes told.
NebbieQ: Ah, I see.
OnlineHost: OMG Dirty rolled 1 50-sided die: 4
SongstressEnlil: I told hers, as well.
NebbieQ: You just seemed a bit upset, that's all.
OMG Dirty: Ah, an angel.....
OMG Dirty: *nods*
Zero: Well, Marie was implying stuff that wasn't true. *Smiles.* People think I'm far more scandalous than I am.
Zero: (People'd like to think**)
SongstressEnlil: Quite a few people, it seems..
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Neb should answer her IMs. ._.)
Zero: Yeah. >_>
Papa Tymisonn: And that means...?
OMG Dirty: Good news is on the way.....
NebbieQ: *Grins* Well, I can't really see Kyle doing anything too shocking...
OMG Dirty: And a raised finger....
OMG Dirty: A warning....
Zero: Hah! That reminds me of the time I, er,...uh..nevermind.
SongstressEnlil: Well, it's hardly out of the ordinary.
OMG Dirty: Or perhaps you are screwed.....I am not yet sure....
OMG Dirty: let me make out these lumps....
OMG Dirty: An oyster......
OMG Dirty: and a.....
OMG Dirty: rat!
OMG Dirty: ......You're going to get engaged soon to a dishonest person!
Papa Tymisonn: ... not likely.
OMG Dirty: >_> My predictions always come true.
Zero: It's still not true.
SongstressEnlil: (Gypsy: Marry me! Cardinal: SHIT!)
Papa Tymisonn: Since I've been in Doma, I've not even been on a date!
OMG Dirty: *Grins* It is fate!
Papa Tymisonn: And now, all of a sudden, I'm going to marry someone I cannot trust?
Papa Tymisonn: You're full of yourself. e_e
OMG Dirty: *grabs him round the waist* It is sudden, but I accept your proposal.
NebbieQ: (Gypsie: Actually, I was referring to a carpentry accident when I said you'd be screwed.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... o.O
Papa Tymisonn: Let go. Now. >.<
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* Whatever you say, Kyle.
OMG Dirty: *Huggg*
SongstressEnlil: *Cackles, watching the scene.*
Zero: >_>
OMG Dirty: Ah, it must be nice to be marrying someone so brilliant.
OMG Dirty: Your future is assured with my sight.
NebbieQ: *Tries to keep a straight face.*
Papa Tymisonn: ... off me. Now.
Zero: Yes! Become interested in their affairs. Not mine.
OMG Dirty: How about we work on the other part of that situation eh?
NebbieQ: Is the fortune teller always that...erm...eager?
SongstressEnlil: Be nice to her, Monsieur! Lest she foresee your doom!
OMG Dirty: *winkity winkity wink*
Papa Tymisonn: *how old is this woman again?*
OMG Dirty: *Seventeen, it is why she is so crappy at her jorb*
Papa Tymisonn: *takes her from around him* I appreciate the interest, but I'm not.
Papa Tymisonn: Interested, that is.
OMG Dirty: *grins*
Zero: (Saccade's Theme makes this all so much grander.(
OMG Dirty: Sorry. But, I've predicted it. It is set in motion.
OMG Dirty: I would like a very large ring.
OMG Dirty: And chocolate.
Zero: (RING SHOE HAT)
Papa Tymisonn: I'll have you arrested if you start following me.
SongstressEnlil: Arresting your bride to be? What will people say?
OMG Dirty: Yes!
OMG Dirty: so rude!
OMG Dirty: Kicking aside a poor homeless girl, whose heart you stole.
OMG Dirty: *clasps her heart dramatically with a jingle*
Papa Tymisonn: ... please tell me you're joking... v_v
OMG Dirty: No.
OMG Dirty: n_n I'm afraid an unhappy marriage is in your near future.
OMG Dirty: *chuckles and wrings her hands*
NebbieQ: IM: You know, she's good at this.
Papa Tymisonn: ... good thing you're a giant liar, hmm?
Zero: Heh.
OMG Dirty: >_> *GASP*
OMG Dirty: Who wouldn't believe a poor girl trying to make it on her own, left and tormented by a cruel lover, who promised her riches and security one drunken night....
OMG Dirty: *throws herself to the ground at his feet*
Zero: *w* This is getting ridiculous.
SongstressEnlil: *Cackling more*
OMG Dirty: *quietly sticks another chicken foot in his shoe*
Papa Tymisonn: ... dios mio...
NebbieQ: *w* Are you planning to do anything about it?
OMG Dirty: *Stands and brushes herself off, looking highly affronted*
Zero: *w* Me? No.
Papa Tymisonn: Just... forget this. Forget this whole night. I'll leave your life, you leave mine, and we'll all be much happier.
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh, right, font.)
OMG Dirty: Afraid I cannot.
OMG Dirty: n_n It will be much more fun to follow you about until the it eventually happens.
OMG Dirty: -the
SongstressEnlil: Such a beast, asking her to simply forget her devotion!
NebbieQ: (Marie: ...you know, that isn't a bad idea... )
Papa Tymisonn: And it will be far LESS fun to have the guard drag you away. But I WILL do it, miss.
Zero: At least buy her a fancy dinner.
OMG Dirty: For what?
Papa Tymisonn: Stalking, of course. But, since you haven't... yet... you're safe.
Papa Tymisonn: So save yourself from the dungeons and give up this fool's err- o.o
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Wait.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: If she'l following me, she can no longer deceive the public...
Papa Tymisonn: *she's
OMG Dirty: You can always.....
NebbieQ: IM: He looks like he just discovered a sunken galley.
OMG Dirty: *bats her eyelids*
OMG Dirty: Pay me to take a potion to cure me of my love for you.
OMG Dirty: 50 eagle and I'll do it......
Papa Tymisonn: FIFTY EAGLE?
OMG Dirty: *Grins*
Zero: Hah!
SongstressEnlil: (Clam Caravan :O)
OMG Dirty: The cost of losing love is a high price, no?
Papa Tymisonn: ... come along, then. We should find a good dress shop.
Papa Tymisonn: *leaves*
NebbieQ: IM: Wow.
Zero: (Send!)
OMG Dirty: *Does a little twirl!*
Zero: (I think I lost my ST CD.)
SongstressEnlil: You are a silly man, if you think a bride's gown will be cheaper than that!
OMG Dirty: *throws her sign into the wagon, and locks it up tight*
OMG Dirty: SHHH!
OMG Dirty: *Scampers after!*
Zero: ...Well... <_<
SongstressEnlil: And thus the six of diamonds speaks!
NebbieQ: She seems happy about that.
OMG Dirty: IM: SCORE! Farida one, idiot =0.
SongstressEnlil: I told you!
OMG Dirty: I think I predicted it better! Entrapment by the very devil! But not so much for me!
OMG Dirty: *And off she trots after Cardinal*
Zero: I'm glad that's not how things worked out for me.
Zero: I'm too poor to buy people gifts.
Zero: (RING SHOE HAT)
SongstressEnlil: *Cackles*
SongstressEnlil: I do like her, oui.
NebbieQ: IM: Well you do have a lot in common... >_>
Zero: She can't make tea, though.
Zero: Unless magic tea is supposed to taste awful.
NebbieQ: Apparently she doesn't need to, considering how things turned out.
SongstressEnlil: I think it is.
Papa Tymisonn: *walks along the road*
OMG Dirty: (I'm keeping random gypsie girl. And she will terrorized cardinal obsessively.)
OMG Dirty: (*adds another to character roster*)
OMG Dirty: -ed
Zero: Well...uh...
Zero: Either of you hungry?
SongstressEnlil: Of course.
Papa Tymisonn: *looks back to see if Farida's still there*
OMG Dirty: *he doesn't have to look, he can hear all the cheap jewelry*
Zero: Where would you like to eat? >_>
NebbieQ: *Shrugs* I was on my way to borrow something from a friend, but I don't need it right now...
Papa Tymisonn: ... hey, if you two want to see a wedding, come on!
Papa Tymisonn: There's a magistrate not far from here!
Zero: <_<
Zero: Are you serious, man?
SongstressEnlil: Bah! We'll wait for the real ceremony and the cake!
Papa Tymisonn: This will be cheaper!
SongstressEnlil: *To Kyle* Surprise me.
NebbieQ: ...you're really going through with this?
Zero: You city people...
Papa Tymisonn: *shrugs and keeps walking*
NebbieQ: Wouldn't just giving her the eagle be better for the both of you?
Papa Tymisonn: FIFTY eagle.
Zero: You don't even know if she cooks well!
Papa Tymisonn: She makes good tea!
Zero: You're a madman!
Papa Tymisonn: Yup?
Papa Tymisonn: *!
SongstressEnlil: Ah, Doma.
OMG Dirty: *snickers*
OMG Dirty: *ANd walks a little taller, having completed her best scam ever*
NebbieQ: You should at least take her out to dinner before deciding on marriage.
Zero: That's what I suggested.
OMG Dirty: *There is SMIRK written on her brown little face*
NebbieQ: Maybe he needs a second opinion before taking good advice.
SongstressEnlil: Oh, he'll learn
Zero: Maybe he's under the influence of something?
SongstressEnlil: No one would let me off of this cheaply. That's a good point, Kyle.
SongstressEnlil: *Me = him
Papa Tymisonn: *gets to the magistrate's place*
NebbieQ: It could be the tea.
Zero: I had some. I don't feel the need to marry anyone or ruin my life.
Papa Tymisonn: *leans against the door*
Papa Tymisonn: Ready?
SongstressEnlil: *Gives Kyle a sidelong glance*
Zero: Huh?
OMG Dirty: Yes.
SongstressEnlil: The White Mage, does she think the same?
Papa Tymisonn: *opens the door* After you...
Zero: (I COULD DO THE MAGISTRATE.)
OMG Dirty: IM: sweet...All I thought I'd get was some bribery to leave him alone or a night in jail....the fifty eagle was a long shot......but I do wonder what I'll get out of THIS.
NebbieQ: (DO IT DO IT! :D )
Zero: Huh? We've never talked about it.
Zero: *Shrug*
NebbieQ: She seems the sort to make it known if he's made her miserable.
OMG Dirty: *Scampers foreward*
OMG Dirty: *jinglejingle*
Zero: >_> Anyways, uh, where should we eat? *Asks again!*
SongstressEnlil: (Do the Magistrate :D)
Papa Tymisonn: *enters after*
OMG Dirty: *A lightbulb in her large brown eyes, speaking of some new angle to work this from!*
SongstressEnlil: As I said, surprise me.
Zero: (GImme a minute.)
Papa Tymisonn: IM: Let's see if this little scammer is willing to do this...
Zero: Okay, let's go to that pub with the billiard tables.
Zero: <El Magistrato>
Zero: *A rather old fellow, in garb bespeaking rank and style, is napping at a desk!*
SongstressEnlil: *Shrugs*
Papa Tymisonn: ... sir? SIR?
Zero: *Yawns* ...Yess?
NebbieQ: Sounds good to me.
Zero: *He sits up, slowly, and places his hands upon the desk in front of him.*
Zero: Alright. But you gotta play. *Gives a stern look to the boths of 'em.*
Papa Tymisonn: *puts his elbow on the little girl's head* This little lady and I want to get hitched.
SongstressEnlil: ...Bah. Count me out.
Papa Tymisonn: How much are the licenses?
NebbieQ: *Looks back seriously* You think I wouldn't? I feel insulted!
Zero: *The fellow seems to have quite a speech impediment~*
NebbieQ: IM: Harriet always was a mooch, anyways. >_> She'd probably try and get more than her fair share of favors out of me.
Zero: Weww? Fow a cuppa' off young fowk wike yew?...
OMG Dirty: *looks up with a fondness at Cardinal, replacing his blue haired head with a gil sign, the very picture of devotion*
Zero: Fwee~ Young wuff is a motht joyous occassion...
Zero: Why don't you wanna play? It's fun.
SongstressEnlil: Fine, fine.
Papa Tymisonn: (... *click* THIEF OF PRINCESS BRIDE'S MATERIAL!)
SongstressEnlil: (Thief? My dear friend, Zero spreads the Morgenstern)
OMG Dirty: *Giggles*
Papa Tymisonn: ... yup.
SongstressEnlil: (He got me to read it, and The Silent Gondoliers :-( )
Zero: Now...sawn these papaws....*Slips them both a single document~*
Papa Tymisonn: ... oh, by the way dear, I'm quitting my job at the castle to devote myself to you.
Zero: This shaw aloww any cewemony to be wegal!
Papa Tymisonn: *gets the pen
Papa Tymisonn: *
NebbieQ: Well, lead the way then.
Papa Tymisonn: (Advantage: CARDINAL!)
Zero: *Begins to trudge off, happy to have some new people to play against!*
OMG Dirty: *Raises an eyebrow* That is fine my darling. I know you would love joining my family as a goat herder when we are not in town....
OMG Dirty: It is good honest work.....
Papa Tymisonn: ... gk.
OMG Dirty: We can all share the same family tent.....
OMG Dirty: *wider grin*
Papa Tymisonn: ... ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT.
SongstressEnlil: (Shall we leave it off here on this end?)
SongstressEnlil: (Pwn)
Papa Tymisonn: Do you REALLY want to do this? I mean, really?
Zero: Whah?
Papa Tymisonn: I'll have you know, I'm a ... ...
Papa Tymisonn: *w* blasted virgin...
Zero: Weawwy?
OMG Dirty: *lets out a girlish shriek*
Papa Tymisonn: I used to have a vow of celibacy, but I never got over it.
OMG Dirty: Oh at last!
Zero: It wawms me hawt and souw, knowing somwone wouwd shave themsewves for most joyous marwage..
OMG Dirty: Someone who has saved themselves just like me.....This will strengthen our relationship SO much!
OMG Dirty: *Claps her hands*
NebbieQ: (Hahaha.)
OMG Dirty: IM: Come on, keep throwing things out. I can take it, Virgin boy.
Zero: *It is of note that the document has quite a few details to sign and fill out.*
OMG Dirty: *hugs onto his arm with a smitten look*
Papa Tymisonn: ... and I'm an offworlder.
OMG Dirty: How mysterious!
Zero: *Most oddly, it has "RING, SHOE, and HAT" sizes.*
OMG Dirty: Goody for me! No accessable inlaws!
OMG Dirty: IM: Farida for the win!
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... you know what? Fine. I could use a wife anyways.
OMG Dirty: *GOAAAAAAAAAAAL*
Papa Tymisonn: *begins filling out the document* You sure went a long way just to have your damn prophecy come true...
SongstressEnlil: (Damn, Farida just telefragged him)
Papa Tymisonn: And I'll let you know now, if you leave me naked and poor one morning, I'll FIND you.
Papa Tymisonn: And no amount of burly inlaws will stop me, understand?
NebbieQ: (Wow. They actually got hitched.)
Papa Tymisonn: *sign!*
SongstressEnlil: (Not yet)
OMG Dirty: *wide grin*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (You people make me sad. :-( )
OMG Dirty: *The sort that says, I'll be much more clever than that, meathead.*
SongstressEnlil: (Shini, kittens make you sad.)
Zero: (Shini says I'M Strong Sad :-( )
OMG Dirty: Oh cardinal love! This is so sudden! I am so happy!
Papa Tymisonn: *smiles back, as if to say It Better Be...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Zero: I'm sad that I'm flying. :-( )
OMG Dirty: *pulls off one her shawls and dabs her eyes*
Zero: (Shini: Hello to fans!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I also realized today that Homestar Runner is completely blown out of proportion now.)
Arch mage144: (Blown out of proportion?)
Arch mage144: (You mean, extremely overrated?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I saw three Homestar bumperstickers, and two t-shirts today.)
Zero: (Welcome to two years ago, guys.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... you have to sign too, "dear"...
Arch mage144: (Yeah, uh, I thought it was overrated, like, the minute I was linked it.)
Zero: (When everyone thought they could do impersonations of Strong Sad.)
Zero: (And Trogdor was written on every binder.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Strong Mad's more fun.)
SongstressEnlil: (Indeed)
Zero: Wew...
OMG Dirty: *takes the pen and scribbles the only word she knows how to write....."Farida"*
Lithaladhwen has entered the room.
OMG Dirty: There we go!
OMG Dirty: *Sets down the pen*
OMG Dirty: What else do we have to do?
Zero: Weww, technicawwy, you are mawwied.
Zero: Juwst take caw off the cewemonies as yew see fiwt.
Zero: Ow, young wuv~
Papa Tymisonn: ... all done. Are you happy now?
Zero: Ow! It is cuwstom fow the mawgiswate tew get a kiss~
TheWaiChibiAngel: (ALso, Pervy.)
OMG Dirty: Of course! *tip toes over and kisses the magistrate on the cheek, leaving a bright red smudge*
Zero: *Grins, and blushes a little!* Hoowah!
Papa Tymisonn: ... funny.
OMG Dirty: *chuckles*
OMG Dirty: Going to sweep me off for a honey moon now? I fancy a trip to Nekonia.
Papa Tymisonn: ... kiss first. *taps his finger to his lips*
Zero: Vewwy pweasant this time of yeaw...
Zero: *Nods off, again, at his desk.*
OMG Dirty: *wrinkles her nose then gives Card a peck*
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, better than that, dear...
OMG Dirty: ....Alas...I see a large headache.
OMG Dirty: *Grins*
OMG Dirty: In my future.
Papa Tymisonn: *grabs her by the waist*
Papa Tymisonn: *and PLANTS one on her!*
Papa Tymisonn: *if there's one thing the Spaniards can do, it's KISS*
OMG Dirty: *Wriggles free then SLAP to the back of the head*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *breaks the kiss*
OMG Dirty: *crosses her arms in a huff*
Papa Tymisonn: Ow.
Papa Tymisonn: Well, that's not a good sign if you want to consummate this relationship...
OMG Dirty: None of that! I still get to say when. No means no. *hits his nose* No means no.
NebbieQ: (She needs a rolled up newspaper.)
SongstressEnlil: (Or a treebranch)
Zero: (One of those extending combat batons.)
Lithaladhwen: (Discipline stick.)
OMG Dirty: Now, feed me!
OMG Dirty: *points at his nose again*
Papa Tymisonn: Keep up that attitude and it'll be bread and water.
OMG Dirty: n_n And you'll be a virgin forever.
OMG Dirty: *nudges him in the ribs*
OMG Dirty: Ah, married life is swell!
OMG Dirty: *marches out the door*
Papa Tymisonn: Yes. Swell. *closes the door behind him*
Papa Tymisonn: (Nice, literary place to end it, I say... or do we want LET'S CONTINUE?)
Zero: (Nah. I'm out.)
OMG Dirty: (lex can go either way)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm just lurking, so I'm not going to vote.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (PERVY SHOULD POST :-( )
Zero: (ELVES ON PARADE!)
Papa Tymisonn: (Uh, so, it's dead? Works for me.)
Zero: (HOBOS ON THE DEFENSIVE)
Zero has left the room.
OMG Dirty: (who's all in to play Cards new inlaws on friday for a "PAY DOWRY NOW BITCH" sort of scenario?)
NebbieQ: (!!)
NebbieQ: (I think I might be game! :D)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh God. I think I have to help. I've been conscripted.)
Papa Tymisonn: (You're a credit to your unit, soldier.)
OMG Dirty: (BOTH ACCEPTED. BE ABOUT FRIDAYTIMES. AND BE EVIL.)