IM History for rpmyprettiesrp

Tuesday, April 10, 2007
5:34 PM
dragongurl4390:2 gen nekonia
dragongurl4390:))
LovelyJester:(I can do that. Yep.)
LovelyJester:(Any town in particular?)
PapatymisonN:(Heck no.)
A Rockin SN:(( :( ))
LovelyJester:(Fickle it is then! :P)
LovelyJester:(So where, and what is happening, hmmms?)
A Rockin SN:(Vel is sent on some sort of abroad errand. D: )
dragongurl4390:(JAde and KAt are helping)
A Rockin SN:(So right now, we paused it while he was in a shop!)
LovelyJester:(VEL HMMM?!)
LovelyJester:(*plots various evils*)
A Rockin SN:( D: )
LovelyJester:(So set the scene loves, and I may just jump in.)
LovelyJester:(With EVIL!)
A Rockin SN:(We have! We're in the Nekonian shop!)
dragongurl4390:*Still waiting outside*
A Rockin SN:(So... Maybe commercial district.)
dragongurl4390:What is he doing in there?
dragongurl4390:*<>
dragongurl4390:<I really don't know.>
PapatymisonN:(*gonna do some epic Daenj'r work for a bit*)
A Rockin SN:*finally comes out, carrying a bag full of clothes*
PapatymisonN:(... 5 minutes.)
dragongurl4390:-__-))
dragongurl4390:Alright!
dragongurl4390:Where too next?
A Rockin SN:*a rather big one!*
dragongurl4390:*to))
A Rockin SN:... What? *the bag spills lightly over his head, flattening the hat slightly*
LovelyJester:(Big evil? Little evil?)
dragongurl4390:Where's your list?
A Rockin SN:What? Uh, here. *hands it to ... Kat?*
OnlineHost:LovelyJester rolled 1 2-sided die:  1
dragongurl4390:*Kat, yes*
dragongurl4390:*Looks it over.* Okay, the next shop is actually on this street too.
A Rockin SN:Woo!
A Rockin SN:What is it?
A Rockin SN:*it's a China shop.*
dragongurl4390:IT's a shop for plates and things.
dragongurl4390:Not quite sure how it translates into common.
A Rockin SN:IM: He can't be serious.
A Rockin SN:IM: ... oh gods. It was an accident! This is torture!
A Rockin SN:IM: ...The girls aren't bad if you're into- Ugh... I can't even tide myself over by thinking of the girls. He sent me to -Nekonia-. NEKONIA. Argh!
A Rockin SN:... Right.
A Rockin SN:I get the idea..
A Rockin SN:IM: Now how do I send a china set all the way back to Doma?
dragongurl4390:Alright. Follow me.
A Rockin SN:Um, alright...
A Rockin SN:(Lex Lex Lex Lex. D: )
dragongurl4390:<He doesn't look very happy, Kat>
dragongurl4390:<Agreed.>
dragongurl4390:*THey reach the shop!*
LovelyJester:(sorry mom called.)
LovelyJester:(let's see here.....)
LovelyJester:(*weighs her evil options yet further*)
LovelyJester:*The shop is full of a few lingering customers!*
dragongurl4390:Well, here we are...
LovelyJester:*One in particular, a drow man with long white hair, wearing a dark grey and black silk suit, small reading glasses, earrings, and a smirk*
LovelyJester:*Who smells of cinnamon, incense, and spicy tobacco*
A Rockin SN:IM: Hrm. That's odd. What's he doing here, I wonder...
A Rockin SN:*ignores him as he looks around*
LovelyJester:*inspecting a set of plates for quality*
dragongurl4390:*Smells something familiar...*
dragongurl4390:*Ignores it*
dragongurl4390:So what are you supposed to buy here?
LovelyJester:*looks up at the people entering the store, and gives them a quick once over*
LovelyJester:*Lingers a bit on Mr. Hat*
dragongurl4390:*Eyes the person with her big purple gaze*
LovelyJester:*Goes back to dish shopping, inspecting some lovely bowls with paintings on the side*
A Rockin SN:Hrm!
A Rockin SN:*looks around, as if trying to remember as he rubs his chin in thought*
dragongurl4390:*Eyes a small doll*
LovelyJester:*heads over to the store's owner*
LovelyJester:*Indicates with a flourish from his feminine hands the painted set* I would like these....Please have them packaged neatly and delivered to my hotel room.....
LovelyJester:*Slides over a slip of paper with nekonian scrawled on it*
A Rockin SN:*noticing her eye the doll*
LovelyJester:*dumps the appropriate amount in gil out on the counter*
dragongurl4390:*Looks at the china that was just bought*
LovelyJester:....Thanks, pet.
LovelyJester:*stuffs the purse into his sash, bows to the owner, then shoots a wink at the little girl*
dragongurl4390:*SMiles back*
LovelyJester:*Before wandering out*
LovelyJester:*glides neatly across the street, and into what appears to be a clothing store*
LovelyJester:(THIS IS FASCINATING I GO TO MAKE SOUP BRBS)
dragongurl4390:*Picks up the doll. It's a small Dracokitty*
LovelyJester:(rather odd combination to be seen so frequently. :P)
A Rockin SN:That's a cute doll there.. *smirks lightly* IM: And probably extremely expensive..
dragongurl4390:Yes...The price is too high for me, though.
dragongurl4390:*Puts it back*
A Rockin SN:I'd offer to buy it in way of thanks, but I do not have much to travel by.
dragongurl4390:*Slight blush under fur* Oh, not, that's really alright.
PapatymisonN:(Hmmm... I am done with Epic Dae... now, who to play?)
dragongurl4390:*No)
PapatymisonN:(... I'll play who I haven't played in ages!)
PapatymisonN:<Austin Hyral>
PapatymisonN:*The spawn of Daniel is in the same clothing store as Amana!*
dragongurl4390:*Walks back over to the two of them and looks at the doll*
dragongurl4390:IT's very pretty.
PapatymisonN:*he seems to be picking out Argovian print shirts... bright and tropical!*
PapatymisonN:*and... in VERY poor taste!*
LovelyJester:*wrinkles his nose*
A Rockin SN:(Wrong shop. D: )
A Rockin SN:(Oh right. D:)
LovelyJester:*Strolls over and picks out one in a deep marroon of subtle print and a nice fabric and drapes it on top of his head before moving on to a better rack*
dragongurl4390:So, uh, have you remembered why we came here?
PapatymisonN:*pulls out a bright red one with pink palm trees on it, and a white one with creepy carved dolls in blue all over it*
A Rockin SN:Oh! I knew all along. I was just looking at you with the doll. *grin*
LovelyJester:*His head meaning Austins. He's got a shirt. On his head.*
PapatymisonN:... o.O
PapatymisonN:*peeks out at the ... lady?*
LovelyJester:*man*
PapatymisonN:Uh... wh-... why did you do that, dude? o.o
dragongurl4390:*Laughs*
PapatymisonN:*hands the thing back to him*
LovelyJester:........Trust me, you'll do far better in THAT.
LovelyJester:Those things you've got in your paws, are a disgrace to all things tasteful.
PapatymisonN:... but I like these...
LovelyJester:Unless you want to look like Doma's mad clown woman, I suggest you try something less........dramatically tacky.
PapatymisonN:... you sure?
LovelyJester:......Positive, sweets.
LovelyJester:If you want to stand out, try that color. It's nice, but not overpowering, and would still make you look playful.
LovelyJester:IM: All these damn children around lately.
dragongurl4390:*Glances back at the doll, then to jade*
PapatymisonN:... kay... *puts the other things back on the rack*
dragongurl4390:*Scuffing sandals on the floor.*
LovelyJester:*Shakes his head, making his long white hair dance before eyeing a nice white robe*
LovelyJester:IM: Elan sweetkins would like this.......
LovelyJester:*Finds a dark blue dress in silk*
LovelyJester:AH! She would look glorious in this.
PapatymisonN:*nods, smiling... and heads to a rack with equally hideous pants*
LovelyJester:*Drapes the dress over an arm* Pity she doesn't try harder...*longing sigh*
dragongurl4390:I'm gonna go lookin the shop across the street! *She declares, and runs over there*
LovelyJester:*Catches sight of this*
LovelyJester:........*clears his throat*
LovelyJester:.....A little to your left.....
dragongurl4390:*Opens the door and walks in*
LovelyJester:The dark charcoal ones.....No. NO. Not orange!
dragongurl4390:*Looks over*
PapatymisonN:... uh?
PapatymisonN:OH! Oh, OK...
LovelyJester:*sigh of relief*
A Rockin SN:*blinks* ... Well, that's a bit awkward.
LovelyJester:IM: That's my good deed for the year.
dragongurl4390:*Looks at a very pretty, and very expensive dress*
LovelyJester:*throws the blue dress over his shoulder*
dragongurl4390:*Laughs* Don't worry about her. She'll find her way back to us.
LovelyJester:(is that jade or kat?)
LovelyJester:(*confused*)
dragongurl4390:((Purple is Jade))
LovelyJester:(I dig it.)
dragongurl4390:((Sky is Kat))
LovelyJester:(How tall is Jade?)
dragongurl4390:*The dress looks like it would go nicely with her eyes...*
dragongurl4390:((About 5'))
LovelyJester:*strolls over to her*
LovelyJester:A moment of your time, pet.
dragongurl4390:*Looks over*
PapatymisonN:*has decided to play it safe, and is now picking up white tee shirts and blue jeans... just like what he's wearing*
LovelyJester:Stand up straight please. Back like a straight iron.
dragongurl4390:*Does so, though she was already standing pretty straight*
dragongurl4390:((Ninja))
LovelyJester:*Tips her chin back and holds up the blue dress to her, resting it lightly on her shoulders and adjusting it a bit*
dragongurl4390:*Blinks*
LovelyJester:.....*eyes flit over the dress and newfound model*
LovelyJester:....BLAST!
dragongurl4390:((She's like, nine, remember))
LovelyJester:I knew I'd have to get it hemmed.
LovelyJester:*takes the dress and puts it over his shoulder*
LovelyJester:Can't be helped.
dragongurl4390:*Blinks again, confused*
A Rockin SN:Well, yes, but it's still rather awkward.
A Rockin SN:*shrugs*
LovelyJester:*smiles at the child*
LovelyJester:Thanks, young mistress.
LovelyJester:You're almost my daughters height.
LovelyJester:I needed a size comparison.
A Rockin SN:Are you sure it's fine for her to be running off on her own?
dragongurl4390:Doita- I mean, your welcome, sir.
dragongurl4390:She pretty much always does that. She hasn't really got a home.
dragongurl4390:*Glances back at the other dress, but knows it's either that or food for a month. Sighs*
A Rockin SN:*frowns* That's hardly safe for her. Surely someone can take care of her.
LovelyJester:*looks back over to Austin*
LovelyJester:......Not jeans.
LovelyJester:*Stalks over*
dragongurl4390:She needs a new Ninja master.
LovelyJester:*Grabs a pair of silk slacks*
dragongurl4390:So unless you know one of those...
LovelyJester:*Drops them over his head*
LovelyJester:Have some sense, young master.
PapatymisonN:... wha? But... I al-ACK! *lifts them off his face* But I always wear jeans!
LovelyJester:SENSE!
LovelyJester:......And how many dates do you average?
pd Rydia:(YAY!)
Der DWSage:(<_< >_>)
A Rockin SN:... A what?
Der DWSage:(Who and where and what gen?)
dragongurl4390:A ninja master. A Sensei, er, teacher.
PapatymisonN:... I ... uh... don't. <.<
dragongurl4390:((Jade and Kat, 2 gen Nekonia))
Der DWSage:(I see...hm.)
A Rockin SN:... She's a little girl with no home. A martial arts master shouldn't be her worry.
PapatymisonN:(Austin Hyral over here!)
LovelyJester:(amana ill bast.)
dragongurl4390:She's been raised to be a ninja.
LovelyJester:*taps his head slightly*
LovelyJester:You're cute enough.
LovelyJester:But young women your age like a bit of style.
pd Rydia:(hee hee!)
dragongurl4390:She can't just  live like a normal person.
pd Rydia:(that makes three Kat PCs)
PapatymisonN:o.o But... I like my jeans. And I'm not ALWAYS trying to get a girl...
PapatymisonN:I like to be comfy sometimes.
LovelyJester:This is true.
pd Rydia:(wait, four--Lys has a Kat, I think)
LovelyJester:Comfy is good.
dragongurl4390:I know this because I talked to her at length a few nights ago when she ran off from her friend.
LovelyJester:But when you do manaaaaaage to get that date, different attire would be preferable.
A Rockin SN:(How old's the Kat?)
dragongurl4390:((29))
PapatymisonN:... do you... work here, or something?
dragongurl4390:((Looks younger))
LovelyJester:Not at all.
LovelyJester:.....I'm a wandering hero of all things fashionable.
A Rockin SN:Well, yes, but shouldn't she find a place to stay? You know, not starve?
dragongurl4390:*Looks at the dress again, but then drops the idea and goes to look around at other clothes.*
PapatymisonN:Oh.... kay... well, alright...
LovelyJester:Just try it on.
LovelyJester:*takes out a cigarette wand and shoes him towards the bathroom*
LovelyJester:*flourish wave wave*
PapatymisonN:*... kind of... half walks backwards to the dressing room*
dragongurl4390:She was stealing for a while, but discovered a way to make money not too long ago, so she's doing alright right now.
PapatymisonN:IM: Weeeeeeeeird. o.o
LovelyJester:IM: I'm a good person today. I feel all squishy.
dragongurl4390:*Peers around a rack at the strange man*
PapatymisonN:*changes into the maroon shirt, and the silk pants he put on his head*
LovelyJester:*Standing outside the dressing room nibbling the end of his cigarette wand*
A Rockin SN:*laughs* I come from a family of crazy adventurers, and even I know that food is more important than martial arts.
PapatymisonN:*exits* Hey... these aren't bad...
LovelyJester:*claps politely*
LovelyJester:Nice, nice......
dragongurl4390:Yes, but she doesn't know any other life. It's even in her blood, though she doesn't know it. She obviously a shadow clan long, and they're ninjas, thieves and assasins!
LovelyJester:Now that cleans you up a little from boy next door. But you still look like you.
LovelyJester:Besides, sweets, you wouldn't wear that everyday.
LovelyJester:It's silk. It ruins easily.
PapatymisonN:*nods*
LovelyJester:That's for special occassions.
A Rockin SN:Assassin by blood, huh?
LovelyJester:NOW! Whatever sins against all things holy in clothing, are off my conscience because I gave you what wisdom I can.
A Rockin SN:*smirks* Yes, I know how that is.
LovelyJester:*stalks off to look at the dresses further*
PapatymisonN:Uh... thanks. o.o
PapatymisonN:IM: Weird dude...
dragongurl4390:Do you?
dragongurl4390:*Looks curious*
A Rockin SN:My mother's a drow. Quite an exception to the rule might I add.
LovelyJester:*his form shimmers a little....*
dragongurl4390:I just realized I don't even know your name.
LovelyJester:*it's now....a big softer, and shorter*
PapatymisonN:*was watching*
PapatymisonN:IM: !
dragongurl4390:*Was watching too!*
PapatymisonN:IM: Weird CHICK! o.o The HECK was that?
LovelyJester:*pays no heed and continues dress shopping*
dragongurl4390:IM: I knew I knew that smell!
LovelyJester:*adjusts the collar of her men's suit and pulls a cyan colored dress down from the racks*
dragongurl4390:IM: It's miss Amana!
A Rockin SN:(Here's a question. Is Amana originarily a guy or girl? :P )
LovelyJester:(hehehehe.....;D)
dragongurl4390:(You can find out if you look him/her up in the wiki))
A Rockin SN:( D: )
A Rockin SN:(But I'm lazy!)
PapatymisonN:(*... starved*)
A Rockin SN:Ah. It's Veldrin Deiimev. Vel for short.
LovelyJester:(A girl. :D)
dragongurl4390:Vel. Alright! I'm Katrina. You can just call me Kat.
PapatymisonN:*hides in the dressing room for a bit*
PapatymisonN:(I'm gonna grab some grub.)
dragongurl4390:*Walks over to Amana*
A Rockin SN:Alright then, Kat. Let me go settle this business...
LovelyJester:*still pulling down dresses in shades of blue*
A Rockin SN:And hope the shopkeeper can speak the language.
A Rockin SN:Common that is!
A Rockin SN:*walks off*
dragongurl4390:Why blue, miss Amana?
LovelyJester:*looks down*
LovelyJester:Ah, hello pet.
dragongurl4390:9.9
LovelyJester:My daughter is a strange one. She prefers blue and brown.
dragongurl4390:Naddy?
LovelyJester:*nods* Yes, Nadymma.
LovelyJester:She HATES it when I call her my Naddy.
dragongurl4390:*giggles*
LovelyJester:I'm trying to find her some souveniers, or at least something to wear besides those potato sacks of hers.
dragongurl4390:Does she wear potato sacks? *Looks confused*
LovelyJester:No.
dragongurl4390:Okay.
LovelyJester:Just ........nothing very pretty.
dragongurl4390:Pretty is good!
LovelyJester:It's enough to break a poor mommydaddy's heart.
dragongurl4390:*Nods*
LovelyJester:IM: I should find something for Ship too. Now that I think on it.
dragongurl4390:Who's that?
LovelyJester:(Internal monologue, so you couldn't hear it.)
dragongurl4390:((Oh, sorry))
dragongurl4390:((Missed that))
A Rockin SN:*comes back with a box* Oh, gods. How am I going to lift both?
LovelyJester:But maybe I can gently coerce her into trying one of these on....
LovelyJester:IM: Fire might do the trick.
A Rockin SN:(I don't want to see what she considers forceful coercion)
dragongurl4390:*Nods*
LovelyJester:(spoon.)
LovelyJester:*drapes another dress across her shoulders*
dragongurl4390:*Cant help but pick up the Ryuuneko doll again*
LovelyJester:.....I wonder if they have a store that sells push up lingerie. Nakibe knows she needs a little of that. *Taps her chin*
dragongurl4390:*it's not very large...perhaps she can afford it...*
dragongurl4390:o.o *Blink* *Doesn't know anything about lingerie, or even what it is*
dragongurl4390:*Decides not to ask*
LovelyJester:*sighs and dumps everything on a counter before going over to grab the long white silk robes*
LovelyJester:*fingers the sleeve*
LovelyJester:*and asks* What do you think, little ninja?
A Rockin SN:*chuckles* Enamored with the little doll?
A Rockin SN:(Invite Kelne, someone)
dragongurl4390:What do I think of what, miss Amana?
dragongurl4390:*Looks over* I have a soft spot for Dracokitties.
LovelyJester:The color the texture.
dragongurl4390:((Is she talking about the white robe?))
LovelyJester:*holds it up to her* Hmmmm.....It might be a little much for him...but I'll get it anyway.
LovelyJester:(yeah.)
dragongurl4390:WEll...
Kelne2261:(Okay. This room name clearly means somebody here is the wicked witch of the west. There's only one way to know who...)
dragongurl4390:IT's white, which stands for purity...*She touches it lightly* And it's very soft..
Kelne2261:(*Dumps a bucket of water on Sage*)
LovelyJester:I think that is very fitting.
LovelyJester:It will suit him nicely, even if he's too prim to wear it.
dragongurl4390:Good!
LovelyJester:*dumps that on the pile of dresses*
dragongurl4390:*Smiles*
Der DWSage:(*Dumped.  Melts, despite lurking.*)
A Rockin SN:*shuffles as he tries to balance handling both items* Well, I'm ready here. So tell me, any luck with the Ninja?
dragongurl4390:No....I think I'm going to buy this though. Give me a moment.
A Rockin SN:Alright
dragongurl4390:*She goes to purchase the doll*
dragongurl4390:*Walks back with the doll in a box*
dragongurl4390:brb))
Arch mage144:(*lurks for ice cream and Death Note*)
LovelyJester:(Death note is sexy.)
PapatymisonN:(Incredibly frightening and I hate Light SO much, but sexy.)
Arch mage144:(Boku wa.... seigi da! *fwip*)
PapatymisonN:*peeks out of the dressing room, back in his tee and jeans*
LovelyJester:Yes, yes... I'll spoil them both.
dragongurl4390:They're lucky.
PapatymisonN:*has a couple of pairs of jeans, a few white tees, one nicer black tee, and the clothes Amana picked out for him*
PapatymisonN:*trying to avoid Amana as he heads for the till... will... he... MAKE IT?*
LovelyJester:*shoots young hyral a smirk and a wink*
PapatymisonN:*waves uncomfortably, and hurries to the till*
LovelyJester:*to Jade* Now why can't my daughter find someone like that, so I can pick on them horribly, and cause them intense discomfort?
dragongurl4390:Uhh...I dono...
PapatymisonN:IM: ... wait... daughter... drow... ... ... ... should I ask?
PapatymisonN:... you're not Nadymma's mom, right?
LovelyJester:*turns her head around and gives a cheshire cat smile*
LovelyJester:We are when she claims us...
PapatymisonN:o.o ... oh.
PapatymisonN:IM: ... wait, SHIT! SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! ... oh, SHIT...
PapatymisonN:... kay.
PapatymisonN:*HEAD FOR TILL*
LovelyJester:You know her!
LovelyJester:*glides over*
PapatymisonN:... ... Yeah... <.<;
LovelyJester:....So strange.
LovelyJester:*taps a finger to her chin*
LovelyJester:I keep running into her little friends up here.
PapatymisonN:*scootching slightly away* Oh... how ... odd...
LovelyJester:*Glides after!*
LovelyJester:How do you know my precious?
PapatymisonN:Oh, y'know... it's Doma. *shrug* ^_^;
dragongurl4390:*Skitters off*
dragongurl4390:*Goes back to the china shop*
LovelyJester:Oh ho!
LovelyJester:Evasion!
LovelyJester:MommyDaddy senses full gear!
A Rockin SN:Hrm. If you can't find a ninja on Nekonia, I don't know where you can find one though..
A Rockin SN:Except Doma. You can find everything in Doma.
LovelyJester:Tell me, tell me!
Der DWSage:(Step right up to Kelne's Discount Ninja Booth!)
PapatymisonN:o.o About what?
Der DWSage:(We've got fifteen different flavors of ninja, ranging from 'Merely Inept' to 'Complete moron!'  How can you go wrong?)
dragongurl4390:*Walks back into the shop*
dragongurl4390:I'm back!
LovelyJester:(....I guess that makes Doma like walmart.)
PapatymisonN:(Except Doma's not trying to take over the world with Savings.)
dragongurl4390:((XD))
dragongurl4390:((We're not even in Doma))
PapatymisonN:(Exactly.)
LovelyJester:(penis.)
PapatymisonN:(RP?)
dragongurl4390:(INDEED)
A Rockin SN:Maybe you should take her there if you want her to find one. *smirk*
dragongurl4390:((Wait, WHAT!?)
A Rockin SN:(What what?)
dragongurl4390:((Okay, nvm, I figured it out))
Kelne2261:(Who?)
dragongurl4390:Ninjas in Doma?
LovelyJester:(bored. T_T)
A Rockin SN:Yeah! You can find everything in Doma. From ninja to necromancer to alcohol mages!
PapatymisonN:(Austin's still talking to her...)
dragongurl4390:*Walks into the clothing store!*
dragongurl4390:Did someone say necromancers?
PapatymisonN:(*bursts in* Did someone say Khruschev? o.o)
LovelyJester:How you met my daughter?
A Rockin SN:(Who's that?)
PapatymisonN:Uh... uh...
dragongurl4390:*IS quite a sight!*
PapatymisonN:(Was it the park?)
LovelyJester:(...)
LovelyJester:(ZOMG)
A Rockin SN:(Doesn't answer the question of who it is. D: )
dragongurl4390:( (For LEx's Reference))
A Rockin SN:Um...
dragongurl4390:Ninjas? In Doma?
dragongurl4390:But I want to stay here!
A Rockin SN:Um...
A Rockin SN:*shrugs*
dragongurl4390:I'm sure you'll find someone, Jade. Don't worry about it right now.
dragongurl4390:Did you buy the doll?
dragongurl4390:Yes I did.
PapatymisonN:*Austin relates a vague account of how he and Nadymma met... omitting any sharp details, and doing in the typical stuttering Hyral style*
dragongurl4390:*There's a bracelet on her wrist with a cat charm on it. It looks like a very fluffy cat*
LovelyJester:.......*SMILE*
PapatymisonN:... IM: Eek. o.o
LovelyJester:I seeeeeeee.......
LovelyJester:IM: My daughter found a toy!
LovelyJester:*claps her hands together*
PapatymisonN:o.o Why are you so happy?
LovelyJester:She WOULD like you. You're definitely scruffy and boring enough.
PapatymisonN:o.O I... you... you think she likes me?
LovelyJester:n_n I'm figuring out my daughters sexual orientation. I was beginning to think it was "No. Never. From no one."
LovelyJester:This is good news!
LovelyJester:*thumbs up*
LovelyJester:She has bad taste but at least taste!
PapatymisonN:o.o W-well, I don't think she's...
LovelyJester:*Lights up a cigarette, and takes a hop step out of the shop*
PapatymisonN:... HEY! What do you mean bad taste?
LovelyJester:*Smiles and adjusts her tie*
PapatymisonN:*slaps down some mrr for the clothes, and follows*
PapatymisonN:So, you're saying she likes me, but she has bad TASTE?
LovelyJester:I said no such thing!
PapatymisonN:B-but you IMPLIED it! o_o
LovelyJester:*ruffles his hair*
dragongurl4390:What's next on your list, Val?
LovelyJester:That doesn't mean I said it.
LovelyJester:Ah, my little Naddy is finally likin' something.
LovelyJester:.....Surprised it was the opposite sex. I was betting it would be same sex.
PapatymisonN:.... I don't THINK she likes girls... never seen her with one...
LovelyJester:It doesn't really matter, I just feared the seemingly asexual characteristics in her behaviour.
LovelyJester:IM: My child might have grown hormones. I am quite pleased.
A Rockin SN:That's Vel.
LovelyJester:IM: And even more pleased to not have to raise her during their fruitation.
dragongurl4390:((S'what I meant))
PapatymisonN:... well... uh... ... from the looks of things... she's straight.
PapatymisonN:IM: And cute. ^_^
dragongurl4390:Vel. Sorry. The list?
A Rockin SN:Oh! ... I think that's all, really.
A Rockin SN:*gives her the list. It is so. That is all! Except for the directions to the inn*
PapatymisonN:IM: And that is such a WEIRD thing to say to a parent...
dragongurl4390:Oh, so, to the inn!
dragongurl4390:*Takes Jade's hand in her free one and leads the way!*
A Rockin SN:Okay! Thank you.
A Rockin SN:*follows Kat*
LovelyJester:...We shall promptly buy her far more saucy clothing. It is the only thing to do!
LovelyJester:*Goes and begins purchasing all the silk dresses*
dragongurl4390:*They arrive shortly at an inn! Called "The Golden Gat" In common.*
PapatymisonN:O.O You -  you don't have to do that!
PapatymisonN:IM: Crap! When Dymma hears about this, she's gonna HANG me...
LovelyJester:*already purchased and being wrapped*
LovelyJester:*the drow woman is humming to herself and smoking like a chimney*
A Rockin SN:*doesn't know that, since he can't read nekonian*
PapatymisonN:... oh... kay... um...
PapatymisonN:Don't tell her you met me, kay? I... think she might be cranky at me, then... <.<
A Rockin SN:Hrm...
dragongurl4390:It's called "The Golden Cat" *Sage nod*
A Rockin SN:Ah...
LovelyJester:>_>
A Rockin SN:Least I can do is buy you something to drink. *to Kat of course*
LovelyJester:*large grin*
LovelyJester:But I do my best to always be open to my daughter.
PapatymisonN:... please?
LovelyJester:*taps her lips*
LovelyJester:I don't know....
PapatymisonN:... PRETTY please?
LovelyJester:.....Nope!
LovelyJester:Can't!
LovelyJester:Sorry!
LovelyJester:IT sounds like far too much fun.
PapatymisonN:... oh, you gotta be KIDDING me...
LovelyJester:I never kid.
LovelyJester:IM: I preteen if anything.
LovelyJester:IM: ho ho ho! I'm so witty!
PapatymisonN:(She's such a pederast.)
dragongurl4390:Well, certainly.
dragongurl4390:That would be very kind.
dragongurl4390:((Sorry, got distracted))
A Rockin SN:Alright then! *opens the coat, revealing a clingy white shirt, and a small jian blade scabbard*
PapatymisonN:... w-... v_v Okay...
A Rockin SN:*with a jian blade in it of course. D:*
LovelyJester:*laughs merrily*
LovelyJester:Now I know why she might like you. You are so fun to play with.
dragongurl4390:IM: He travels armed?
dragongurl4390:Oooh can I see!?
LovelyJester:Please marry my daughter so I can regularly mar your psyche.
LovelyJester:*parental smile of damn scary*
PapatymisonN:o_o Uh... um...
A Rockin SN:*blinks at the little girl* It's dangerous.
LovelyJester:It's all arranged then!
PapatymisonN:WHAT? O.O
LovelyJester:I'll procure a temple and see that your dress is fitted, and arrange for a caterer.
LovelyJester:*skips a bit down the street*
PapatymisonN:Whoah, wait! ... wait, DRESS?
LovelyJester:*titter* Oops, I meant to say Dresses.
LovelyJester:Naddy can't come naked, you cheeky cheeky thing.
dragongurl4390:I am a ninja.
dragongurl4390:*Crosses arms over chest*
A Rockin SN:*looks at Kat , tilting his head slightly*
PapatymisonN:... I... I... If I'm going to wear your - MARRY your daughter, (and I think SHE should have some input!) I am NOT going to wear a dress! o.o
PapatymisonN:*sliiiiiightly broken*
PapatymisonN:*a little more resistant to breaking than his father...*
LovelyJester:*giggles*
LovelyJester:IM: Oh this is too much!
LovelyJester:Come come, I know how bad your taste is. Let me come with you to pick out the ring, so you don't bollox it up terribly.
LovelyJester:IM: He'll be a pool of mental custard in a few more minutes.
PapatymisonN:Bg- NO!
PapatymisonN:I LIKE your daughter, she's really nice and smart and cute and stuff, but... there's- I can't just MARRY her! o.o
LovelyJester:......
LovelyJester:*glare*
LovelyJester:*pokes him in the chest*
PapatymisonN:O_O
LovelyJester:You soiled my daughter, and now leave her, cold and alone?
dragongurl4390:She could use it better than I could.
LovelyJester:WITH HER BOOKS!
LovelyJester:Give me one good reason, I should not spill your innards for causing my daughter such utter torment?
PapatymisonN:SOILED HER? I did no such thing! O_O!!!!!!!!!!!
LovelyJester:...ARE YOU CALLING MY DAUGHTER A WHORE?!
LovelyJester:Claiming other men beat you to it, eh?
LovelyJester:.........that's low, kid. Low.
PapatymisonN:NO! I N- O_<
PapatymisonN:NE- VER
LovelyJester:e.e
PapatymisonN:SAID - THAT. >_O
LovelyJester:Not even man enough to admit his shortcomings or to correct the situation.
PapatymisonN:*trying to work THROUGH being broken...*
LovelyJester:WHAT are the youth coming to these days?
dragongurl4390:I think she'll manage not to kill herself.
PapatymisonN:I NEVER SLEPT WITH NADYMMA WE JUST WENT ON ONE DATE STOP ASKING ME TO WEAR A DRESS.
LovelyJester:...
PapatymisonN:*falls down on his ass, like he's taking too many punches*
LovelyJester:*HOWLS with laughter*
PapatymisonN:@_@
LovelyJester:*And slinks off, yowling with merriment, down the street*
PapatymisonN:@.@
KnightsofSquare:(This would've been simpler if he just wore the dress
A Rockin SN:Alright...
LovelyJester:*Amana - Master of BoyBrainBall Fu*
dragongurl4390:((brb))
PapatymisonN:(Oh, please. That was not a display of mastery!)
A Rockin SN:*takes out the sword, and slowly hands it to the girl*
PapatymisonN:(Playing brainball with a Hyral is like doing a slamdunk on a Nerf basketball hoop.)
LovelyJester:(:D She's still a master. )
LovelyJester:(Master/Mistress)
PapatymisonN:(... true.)
dragongurl4390:*Takes the sword and examines it's quality*
dragongurl4390:(back)
LovelyJester:*A shadow covers Austin's line of sight*
PapatymisonN:*falls over onto his back* oh jeepers...
PapatymisonN:... uh... hello? o.o
A Rockin SN:*it's rather good quality. Something that you might buy from a shop though, clearly not something incredible*
LovelyJester:*A hand comes into view to help him up, coming from the shadow*
PapatymisonN:*helped up* o.o
dragongurl4390:Hmn...Not te best quality of blades...I know where you can get better.
dragongurl4390:LAter, Jade. LEt's go get a drink.
LovelyJester:*It's a young woman with dark hair and skin, and the brightest dayglow green eyes, ever*
PapatymisonN:Uh... thanks...
LovelyJester:.....You dying?
LovelyJester:*waves a hand in front of his face*
LovelyJester:Or having an attack?
PapatymisonN:... brain overload.
PapatymisonN:I'm fine.
LovelyJester:(*This lady here.*
A Rockin SN:*nods*
A Rockin SN:That baby served me well.
A Rockin SN:*smirks as he tilts his head lightly forward* Trust me. It's seen the worst of many things.
PapatymisonN:(Oh JEEZ this chick is awesome! I'd forgotten all about her!)
dragongurl4390:I'll trust you. If it's seen that much and is still in this condition, it must be a better blade than I thought. Gives it back*
dragongurl4390:**))
LovelyJester:.....Alright, champ.
LovelyJester:I think you should still go see a white mage or something...
PapatymisonN:Oh, nah, I'm good. They happen when people ... um... break my brain with... stuff. <.<
LovelyJester:*raises her eyebrows*
PapatymisonN:... long story. >.<
LovelyJester:...Like I said...Maybe a healer can sort out your mental facilities, mate.
LovelyJester:*flips back one of her long braids*
PapatymisonN:If they didn't run in the family, I'd be more worried.
PapatymisonN:... I got it from my dad. He does it ten times bigger than I do, and HE'S fine, so...
LovelyJester:*Shrugs*
LovelyJester:If you say so.
LovelyJester:....Also let go of my hand.
PapatymisonN:Huh? OH! *lets go*
PapatymisonN:Sorry.
LovelyJester:*Shakes her head a little and starts to saunter down the street*
A Rockin SN:Haha... This blade has done quite a bit, yes. Like rip the throat off an otherworld draconic hunter..
dragongurl4390:O_O AWESOME.
PapatymisonN:Oh! Austin Hyral! Thanks for the hand up! ^_^
dragongurl4390:*Pats JAde's head* So you were saying something about getting a drink?
LovelyJester:*turns and looks at him with those weird glowy eyes*
PapatymisonN:o.o IM: Whoa. It's like she's got fireflies stuck in there...
A Rockin SN:*laughs* Right, right. What do you want?
LovelyJester:....Strange way to introduce yourself.
PapatymisonN:^^; I'm a bit of a strange guy.
dragongurl4390:Well, I know a good bar not too far from here, but why don't you put your stuff in your room first, ne?
LovelyJester:*smiles slightly* No kiddin.
PapatymisonN:... oh! You are? *extends hand*
LovelyJester:...I am what?
PapatymisonN:Oh. Asking your name, now.
PapatymisonN:Figured it was the polite thing to do.
LovelyJester:Shy.
LovelyJester:*takes the hand*
PapatymisonN:*shake! shake!* And ... release. *lets go*
PapatymisonN:Remembered that time.
LovelyJester:Good job!
LovelyJester:Social graces won't escape you yet.
PapatymisonN:*bows just a touch* I hope not.
A Rockin SN:Right, right. *goes to do just that*
dragongurl4390:*Follows!*
dragongurl4390:*Being dragged by JAde*
LovelyJester:*Drops down into a very graceful low curtsy*
LovelyJester:*More than a bit feline in movement*
PapatymisonN:... oh. Kay. Cool! ^_^
LovelyJester:*Gets up* ...You definately are a strange guy.
PapatymisonN:I try.
PapatymisonN:... ... *feels a touch bold today*
PapatymisonN:Y'know? I am thirsty.
PapatymisonN:Wanna join me?
LovelyJester:*represses a smirk*
LovelyJester:If you are buying.
PapatymisonN:... well, duh... ^_^
PapatymisonN:... uh... where's a good place around here?
A Rockin SN:*soon after* Alright, I'm done.
dragongurl4390:Alright. *Kitty grin* LEt's go! *LEads the way once again*
LovelyJester:...Follow me.
A Rockin SN:*follows!*
dragongurl4390:*They soon arrive at a BAR. WOW. It's got a real asthetic to it, an ambiance.*
PapatymisonN:Lead the way! ^_^
dragongurl4390:*Walks in and sits at a kind of back table; her usual haunt.*
A Rockin SN:Ooooooo.
dragongurl4390:*Kitty grin again* You like?
LovelyJester:*leads him a short distance away to a shady little shop with a low front, and a curtain you have to duck under to enter*
LovelyJester:*It's a little tiny open air bar*
A Rockin SN:Yeah. It's pretty nice.
LovelyJester:*Dingy, but the locals drink here, so perhaps it's good!*
PapatymisonN:... got charm...
A Rockin SN:*ponders* Back table, hrm? Alright. Order up. But you'll have to order it, I don't know how to..
dragongurl4390:They've got a great bartender here. Good food if you want, too.
dragongurl4390:What is it you want?
dragongurl4390:***)
PapatymisonN:*takes a seat someplace quiet... unless there's a bar. Then he goes to the bar*
LovelyJester:*seats herself on a low stool, sitting rather like a boy, and there is only a bar*
dragongurl4390:((I have to go soon))
A Rockin SN:I don't know what they have though...
dragongurl4390:What do you usually drink?
PapatymisonN:... what's good?
LovelyJester:I recomment Sake.
PapatymisonN:Sure. Barkeep? Sake.
LovelyJester:IM: That's alright. I'll just get him drunk.
A Rockin SN:I don't know.. Maybe vodka. *smirk*
dragongurl4390:Heavy hitter, eh?
A Rockin SN:Mhm!
A Rockin SN:You're going to have to drag me back!
dragongurl4390:I recommend Sake.
A Rockin SN:*smirks*
LovelyJester:(...)
A Rockin SN:*carry even
dragongurl4390:IM: That'll be in about half a bottle from now...
LovelyJester:...*the drinks arrive*
LovelyJester:*Shy is merely studying Austin with those weird day glow eyes*
PapatymisonN:Thanks.
dragongurl4390:*She flags a waiter type person.* One large bottle of Sake please. What are you going to have JAde?
PapatymisonN:IM: Or, Domo, or whatever...
dragongurl4390:I'm gonna go now. I'll see you later Kat. *Dashes off(
dragongurl4390:**)
PapatymisonN:*siiiiiip* Whew! ... and that's to START things with?
PapatymisonN:(Hi 'Manda!)
J4deninj44:(*waves*)
Der DWSage:(It's an Amanda!)
dragongurl4390:*The guy goes to get the sake*
dragongurl4390:(Hey Manda)
J4deninj44: (Sage, Does Kumo have a psheet?)
A Rockin SN:What's sake?
dragongurl4390:It's good. Really strong.
LovelyJester:*Smiles a little and takes a long drink from her cup*
LovelyJester:Of course.
PapatymisonN:...
PapatymisonN:*driiiiiiiiink* ... I am going to be drunk SO fast...
J4deninj44: (*answers her own question with a quick search*)
LovelyJester:IM: Good deal.
LovelyJester:IM: He doesn't look like much but he'll still be easier drunk.
LovelyJester:Pace yourself, Tiger, that may be too strong for you.
A Rockin SN:Hrm! Alright then! *waits*
A Rockin SN:You sounded surprised I carry a blade.
PapatymisonN:(What? Doesn't look like much? He's a ruggedly handsome young devil!)
dragongurl4390:*Comes back with this frikken huge bottle and little bittly cups*
PapatymisonN:Everything is. I get way too much from my dad.
PapatymisonN:... goofy brain thing... aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm lighter than a lightweight.
dragongurl4390:I was wondering why you'd need it.
LovelyJester:*smiles at this* Not a nice way to speak of your elders, hmm?
LovelyJester:IM: Most excellent.
PapatymisonN:Elders? You're... as old as me... about...
dragongurl4390:*Expertly fills the two glasses*
LovelyJester:I guess...
A Rockin SN:Oh, you know. Travelling's dangerous. And I've been trained in the blade and martial arts since I was... Very small.
LovelyJester:Yes, I'd say I probably am.
PapatymisonN:So, you're not my elder.
LovelyJester:*She's certainly very close to his age, though the similiarity ends there*
PapatymisonN:*drink*
PapatymisonN:We're EQUALS.
LovelyJester:I meant, you speaking about your dad like that.
dragongurl4390:Fun facts about Vel. *Smiles* Try the sake.
LovelyJester:HA!
PapatymisonN:... what? My dad's still ... *LOOOONG blink* part of my life...
LovelyJester:*laughs* You live at home still then.
PapatymisonN:Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope!
LovelyJester:IM: Pansy.
PapatymisonN:Live at the Ishtarrrian temple. Dubbles azza campiss.
A Rockin SN:*nods* How about you then? It seems everyone knows some sort of fighting... *pours some*
PapatymisonN:Wow. That wuz fast... o_e
dragongurl4390:Me? I'm mostly a mage, but I know my way around a few weapons.
LovelyJester:o_o
LovelyJester:.....A priest?
PapatymisonN:Paluhdin.
PapatymisonN:^_^ My grades're low.
LovelyJester:IM: Now this is funny. Though it totally fucks up my plans, can't conscience rippin' off a man of the cloth....
LovelyJester:IM:......I guess that makes up for things.
LovelyJester:IM: This one paladin I knew was a dick, so it's perfectly sexy karma.
LovelyJester:*scoots her bench a little closer and puts her hand on his forehead*
PapatymisonN:*puts the sake bottle next to her*
PapatymisonN:Drink.
dragongurl4390:((I have to go in a minute))
A Rockin SN:Ooh, a mage. Couldn't figure out magick if it hit me in the face...
dragongurl4390:*Grins* It's not that hard, really. *Sip*
LovelyJester:*Takes a good seasoned chug*
PapatymisonN:More.
LovelyJester:*and wraps an arm around his shoulder, pressing close* Come on Scout, what good are you if you don't keep up your end.
PapatymisonN:I wanchoo as ... 'zdrunk as me.
LovelyJester:*holds the bottle up to his face*
PapatymisonN:An' yer GOOD. At drinkin'is.
LovelyJester:I've had as much as you, Princess.
PapatymisonN:S'drink! It's yer turn till y'can't talk right. ^_^ *giggles*
A Rockin SN:Easy for a mage to say! Hmph. Just give me three feet of steel and I'll fight anyone. *smirk*
dragongurl4390:*Grins* *Downs the cup, pours another*
LovelyJester:*Takes a large chug*
LovelyJester:*HAnd slips down and hugs him about the waste and puts the bottle to his mouth*
A Rockin SN:*does the same*
OnlineHost:LovelyJester rolled 1 20-sided die:  13
A Rockin SN:Bet I can drink you under the table! *snicker*
LovelyJester:*Goes for the kill*
LovelyJester:*Up to you on whether or not he notices his wallet being ganked*
dragongurl4390:Not an offer I'm up for. Another time. You're from Doma, right?
PapatymisonN:*drunken kissssssssss!*
dragongurl4390:***))
LovelyJester:*Drops the wallet*
LovelyJester:*has one laid on her*
LovelyJester:*And gives Austin a solid push away from her*
A Rockin SN:Damn! And, yes, I am
PapatymisonN:*BAM!*
PapatymisonN:*hits the ground*
LovelyJester:OY! I am not yer hussy just for a drink, you sorry excuse for a soppy paladin.
PapatymisonN:@_@ Ow...
LovelyJester:*...Her accent goes VERY Baron*
dragongurl4390:Well, that's where I live. I'm visiting my grandparents right now. So maybe I'll see you around, and I can take you up on that offer.
LovelyJester:*What was just a hint, is now full on bad accent*
A Rockin SN:*jokingly* Aww, why not now?
PapatymisonN:*there is one last trump cards Hyrals can play... one that can save them even in the most dire of situations...*
PapatymisonN:*and that trump card...*
PapatymisonN:*is unconsciousness and headbleeding!* X_X.....
LovelyJester:........
LovelyJester:e_e
LovelyJester:JUST FUCKING GREAT.
LovelyJester:*Takes his wallet and pays for the alcohol*
LovelyJester:*and tries to hoist him up*
PapatymisonN:X_X............
dragongurl4390:I have to go visit my grandparents. *Chuckles* Don't want to show up all drunk.
LovelyJester:Come on you great pile of useless.
PapatymisonN:*hoisted!*
LovelyJester:Let's get that broken head of yours fixed.
LovelyJester:*Walk drags her drinking companion*
A Rockin SN:No fun that way... Oh... Do you usually take care of the girl?
PapatymisonN:*mostly drag...*
LovelyJester:*stops to question a local about a healer*
LovelyJester:*Thankfully there's one a block away*
dragongurl4390:Oh, no. She takes care of herself. But we've become fond of each other.
LovelyJester:*Drag drag drag, determined drag*
PapatymisonN:Ub... b'buh... bwuh?
dragongurl4390:*Downs another cup* I'm afraid I really must be going. *Pays the tab*
dragongurl4390:I hope to see you again soon. *Wink*
LovelyJester:Shut up, Scout.
LovelyJester:*Drags him through the door*
dragongurl4390:((Gotta fly guys!))
PapatymisonN:Bububwere me? Heady hwurt... >.<
dragongurl4390:Don't get too drunk, Kay? See you. *Walks out of the bar with a slight swagger in her step. She's a cat after all.*
dragongurl4390:((BA())
dragongurl4390:*bai)
LovelyJester:......You comin' too, or do I need to get you healed and use up your cash?
PapatymisonN:Coming where? T'cookies? @_@
A Rockin SN:*blinks* Hey... I offered to pay... Ah well. Not complaining.
LovelyJester:......*sigh*
LovelyJester:.....You'll be fine, you're just drunk and stupid.
LovelyJester:*Turns about and starts dragging in the other direction, towards a nearby hotel, a shabby ultra crappy hotel*
LovelyJester:*And, with quite a fair share of effort, gets him upstairs and into one of the crappy rooms. But at least it has a place to lay down, and a pitcher of water*
PapatymisonN:Bwan'my mummymum. @.@
LovelyJester:*takes some clothes and wipes his head, lays another one on his forehead*
LovelyJester:*And arranges him on the bed*
PapatymisonN:... f'anks, Shai.
LovelyJester:*Takes his wallet, and removes all the money, and replaces it*
LovelyJester:No problem.
PapatymisonN:S'rry bow... kisshin'... yu.
PapatymisonN:Dummy.
LovelyJester:*Blows out the light*
LovelyJester:*And leaves, shutting the door behind her*
PapatymisonN:*points at himself* Dummy...
LovelyJester:*sigh* I do feel bad about that.
LovelyJester:But a deadline is a deadline.
PapatymisonN:(You know what the best part is? He'll wake up, and think she used the money to pay for his care!)
LovelyJester:*meanders down stairs and pays for the room*
PapatymisonN:(And it'll be half-true!)
LovelyJester:(halfway!)
LovelyJester:(.......she got a little profit.)
LovelyJester:Idiot.
LovelyJester:*Goes towards the market, so she can immerse herself in a crowd and gank a few more money sacks*
PapatymisonN:<2genRP?>
PapatymisonN:*</2genRP?>
J4deninj44: o.o
PapatymisonN:You'll note the 2 qualifier, my dear.
PapatymisonN:Anyone up for some POLITIMACAL INTRIGUE?
Der DWSage:PERHAPS.
Der DWSage:IS IT IN DOMA?
PapatymisonN:Yes.
J4deninj44: >:{ Damn dirty politicians!
J4deninj44: *shakes a fist*
Der DWSage:HUTTAH.
Der DWSage:NOW TO CHOOSE MY CHARACTER.
Der DWSage:WOULD YOU PREFER SORUNE-WHO VAGUELY KNOWS HAKARIL-OR KUMO?
PapatymisonN:... uh... I don't personally care.
J4deninj44: I know Kumo but perhaps Sorune.
Der DWSage:Question #2 then!  Does this have anything to do with the Illusar dealers?
J4deninj44: If it's what I'm thinking about then no.
J4deninj44: If it's not what I'm thinking about then most likely. Charles?
PapatymisonN:No no. What you were discussing with me earlier.
PapatymisonN:That.
Der DWSage:Sorune t'is.
PapatymisonN:<1stgenRP!>
Der DWSage:<Take it away, kingy!>
J4deninj44: <??????>
PapatymisonN:*it is a nice bar again. An upscale joint, with a wine menu and everything*
J4deninj44: (Who's setting up?)
J4deninj44: (He is!)
LovelyJester:(....random!)
pd Rydia:(the JD has wine...on the menu with the rest of its booze)
PapatymisonN:*Charles Domanada, King of Doma, sits in full regalia, swirling a glass of white*
PapatymisonN:... IM: What is taking him?
Der DWSage:*...Also walking into the bar is a certain Druid!  Doubtful that the king knows him at all, though.  He's just that crazy hippie with the lion that lives on the outskirts of town.*
Der DWSage:IM:I'd heard they have some excellent wines here...I deserve a day off.
Der DWSage:>_>
Der DWSage:(You know, something I have to ask.)
PapatymisonN:IM: Ugh. This is embarassing...
Der DWSage:(Does Charles have any guards with him?)
PapatymisonN:(Nope.)
Der DWSage:*Walks over to the king, oh so inconspicuously!*
PapatymisonN:... hello?
Der DWSage:o_o  So it is you.
PapatymisonN:Yes it is. And you are?
Der DWSage:*Holds out a hand!*  Sorune Yohlm.  Druid.  It's an honor to finally meet you, your majesty.
PapatymisonN:*shakes!* It's nice to meet you.
Der DWSage:Hakaril might have mentioned something about me.  But I doubt it.  We went to retrieve an artrifact with...I believe it was Kamos Mazuo, Taiar, and...an archeologist.  I can't remember her name.
Der DWSage:*In a much quieter tone!*  And should you be out in broad daylight without even a single guard?
PapatymisonN:Ah. You know my friends, allies... and one person who can't stand the sight of me.
PapatymisonN:... and on that subject I have two things to say.
PapatymisonN:First, I am quite capable of handling anything thrown at me.
PapatymisonN:And second... who said you could SEE the guards? *smirk*
Der DWSage:*Nods*
J4deninj44: *a paige walks up to the King and whispers something in his ear*
Der DWSage:^_^  In that case...I'll stop annoying his majesty and go get a drink.
PapatymisonN:(Yes, Paige? What's that? Sure thing. Thanks. :P)
PapatymisonN:... no no... get a seat close.
J4deninj44: *Page
PapatymisonN:*sends the page away*
PapatymisonN:This will be fun to watch...
Der DWSage:Very well.
Der DWSage:*Sits!  Still orders that wine, though.*
J4deninj44: *The kid skitters off nervously and bows to three Alahi drow that enter looking rather millitant*
PapatymisonN:Gentlemen... welcome to Doma.
Der DWSage:o.o
J4deninj44: *The first is an older drow, as shown by the wrinkles and battle scars on his well muscled arms. He stands with his arms crossed and peers down his crooked nose at Charles and Sorune*
Der DWSage:(Ow.)
Der DWSage:(Amanda?  Please no yellow.  It burns us.  :{ )
PapatymisonN:(Yeah. Some folks don't have ye olde Black Backgrounds.)
PapatymisonN:(... and if you do see the background, Sage... you're a WIMP!)
J4deninj44: *The next is a woman with crimson hair and eyes. She scowls a little but nods curtly at Charles.*
PapatymisonN:*Gentlefolk
J4deninj44: *The last is a young fellow less hardened by time but still solemn. His hair is silver*
J4deninj44: *For Sage's sake...* We've come to regain our Prince.
Der DWSage:IM:Prince?
PapatymisonN:40,000 gil.
Der DWSage:(Thank you, 'Manders.  :{ )
J4deninj44: *his face screws up in a disgusts* You want us to pay for his freedom. He is not a slave, boy!
PapatymisonN:... first things first.
J4deninj44: ...
PapatymisonN:If you expect to have peaceful relations in this nation, you will treat its leader with the proper respect.
PapatymisonN:I am no boy. I am ruler of this nation, and I will throw your Prince in the deepest hole I can find if we cannot work this out like civilized persons.
PapatymisonN:Is that understood?
J4deninj44: Tahiem is not a diplomat. He's my guard and my brother's caretaker from long ago. His being trapped here has struck a hard nerve on him.
PapatymisonN:Then let's extricate him as quickly and efficiently as we can, shall we?
J4deninj44: I am Auroni. Aurelius' half brother and son to Chief Orango. We don't understand the reasons for his capture. Explain them.
J4deninj44: *growls menacingly*
J4deninj44: ...
PapatymisonN:He broke our laws. The last time I checked, that was reason for imprisonment.
Der DWSage:IM:Interesting.
PapatymisonN:Now, I'm not sure about Alahana, but in Doma, we have a concept called bail.
J4deninj44: It's been a long time since him came 'ere. 'Ow long you gon' keep him body 'ere?
PapatymisonN:... allow me to finish, if you please.
PapatymisonN:Bail here is basically the price you pay for your freedom. When arraigned, you can be held until a certain sum is paid for your release, or you can be held without bail, in which no amount of money would be enough to free you.
PapatymisonN:Your Prince was lucky enough to be the former.
J4deninj44: ...What were the charges?
Der DWSage:IM:Wish I paid more attention to politics.  I wonder what he did.
PapatymisonN:A few counts of murder, assault, disturbing the peace, and several other charges.
PapatymisonN:40,000 is being VERY generous.
PapatymisonN:He could have very easily been held without bail.
J4deninj44: Are you allied with Dillidan?
PapatymisonN:No.
J4deninj44: Will you remain outside of Argovia's war?
PapatymisonN:If at all possible.
J4deninj44: *nods* Excellent. Tahiem, pay him
J4deninj44: *growls and looks into his satchel on his side and carefully picks out the coinage and nearly slams it on the table but is clearly trying to restrain his anger at the human king*
PapatymisonN:Thank you. I'll have this delivered to the correct persons.
J4deninj44: When we conquer Beldad, we plan to take full control  the gate, regulating trade. Chief Orango would like your compliance in this.
PapatymisonN:... IF you conquer Beldad.
J4deninj44: Our airships fleet is second to know. Our mages have trained not only to defend our nation but the devastate our enemies. We will conquer Beldad.
Der DWSage:IM:Oh dear.  I recognize this kind of thinking.
PapatymisonN:... pride goeth before a fall, Auroni.
Der DWSage:IM:This is the kind of thinking that has people killed.  It's right up there with 'I am invincible!'
J4deninj44: The Alahi are proud always. It is why we are a strong people. Will you comply?
pd Rydia:(hmmmmlles)
J4deninj44: (Allergies bite...by the way. In case ya'll didn't know.)
PapatymisonN:... we shall see. A lot remains to be seen.
PapatymisonN:But I am not ... averse to the idea.
J4deninj44: Do not make an enemy of us. We have no desire to involve Igala, a foreign world in ours.
PapatymisonN:... your Prince's actions contradict that statement.
PapatymisonN:... oh. That reminds me.
J4deninj44: *waits patiently*
PapatymisonN:This amount frees your Prince from our prisons.
PapatymisonN:It does not, however, free him of responsibility for his actions, or from this nation.
PapatymisonN:I'll let him roam this nation at his will, but there is still the very serious matter of his actions.
Der DWSage:IM:Nice touch.
J4deninj44: WHAT?! ::You bastard:: You said that 40,000 gil would buy his freedom! You lied!
PapatymisonN:Now, granted, you can find an advocate to argue his case, and have the charges thrown out if possible.
pd Rydia:(Oh man. Charles is a dick!)
Der DWSage:He said nothing of the sort.
PapatymisonN:But they still must be addressed.
PapatymisonN:... *stands*
pd Rydia:(If only Dia could see him now, she might regain a bit of respect for him)
J4deninj44: Dem bastets be building summat could rock d'warrld. We know dey been lookin' for help from Valthi! Dem criminaals!
PapatymisonN:... now all three of you, listen closely.
J4deninj44: *grinding his teeth to keep from snapping out*
J4deninj44: *Tahiem's muscles twitch and bulge as he waits for just one word from his master to strangle the arrogant human and free the world of his madness*
PapatymisonN:Doma will NOT be pushed around in this matter. Not one INCH. I refuse to let you get your... fingers into us while you have your dispute.
PapatymisonN:Is that understood?
J4deninj44: No! It is not! What is understood is that you are extorting our nation and holding our Prince prisoner! You said he was set free now let him go!
J4deninj44: Humans are liars! When we take over Argovia I say we flatten this country into dirt!
PapatymisonN:...
J4deninj44: *holds her hands out and glares at the King* 'Im takin' us lightly...
PapatymisonN:... let's regain our heads. QUICKLY.
J4deninj44: We 'eard what 'im say and 'im lieeees like kudzu.
J4deninj44: You ally wit dem cats didnya?
PapatymisonN:... I do not know why the idea of responsibility escapes you.
pd Rydia:(...arrest them. >.>)
PapatymisonN:Your Prince committed crimes on OUR land! Killed OUR people!
J4deninj44: How much, "King", do you want now?
J4deninj44: 400,000?
J4deninj44: 4 million?
PapatymisonN:... there will be no more payments.
PapatymisonN:As per our laws, the 40,000 will let him roam Doma freely.
PapatymisonN:But until these charges are laid to rest, he cannot leave the nation.
J4deninj44: *grinds his teeth almost audibly* And what...punishment awaits him if found guilty?
KnightsofSquare:(The Pit of Despair)
KnightsofSquare:(Don't evenGAH*cough*hack* Don't even think about trying to escape)
PapatymisonN:... life in prison. BUT. I will personally hire his lawyer, and ensure his speedy release...
PapatymisonN:Unless he decides not to co-operate.
PapatymisonN:I hope you can warn him away from such action...
J4deninj44: Him ally wit' dem cats, sire and dem chalkies. Look at 'im. He be a chalkman's nigger.
PapatymisonN:...
J4deninj44: Gigi...
PapatymisonN:Auroni... can you please quiet your ... aide... before she causes more trouble than the situation warrants?
Der DWSage:IM:Diplomatic blunder #36.  Never take the one you don't want to talk.
J4deninj44:*looks at Charles, trying to find words to express himself**shaking with fury* If you've allied with ANY nation within Argovia you tell us, Domanada... Who's lining your pocket?
PapatymisonN:... if this is how Argovia treats those it desires as trading partners, I'm GLAD I'm unassociated with any of them.
J4deninj44:*laughs* Doma has nothing we want. You mistake my proposition of Beldad. We don't want you anywhere near us.
PapatymisonN:... oh, really?
PapatymisonN:Well then, if you dislike our nation so much, I'll be sure to destroy the gate once you return home.
J4deninj44:*smiles* Then do so.
PapatymisonN:Thank you for the permission.
PapatymisonN:Now, if you're so set on the idea that this nation runs on money...
J4deninj44:*tilts his head in agreement* If Aurelius is kept her against his will, expect a backlash. We drow live a long time and we know how to be patient.
J4deninj44:here*
PapatymisonN:I'll ask for one more small donation in order to release the prince from all indemnity.
KnightsofSquare:(Your souls)
PapatymisonN:... well, that, and a promise from you, Auroni.
J4deninj44:*inclines his head*
PapatymisonN:One. Gil.
J4deninj44:*narrows his eyes suspiciously*
PapatymisonN:... and your solemn word that this RIDICULOUS war NEVER spills onto Doman shores again.
PapatymisonN:I am TIRED of this.
J4deninj44:*plucks one gil from his pouch and puts it on the table* Done.
Der DWSage:IM:Make sure you get it in writing...
PapatymisonN:Now go. I've already arranged for Aurelius' release. He'll be at the guardhouse two blocks to the south.
J4deninj44:One thing? Does this mean that under no circumstances will Doma become involved in Argovia's conquest?
PapatymisonN:... I am so incredibly sick of the entire affair the very thought turns my stomach.
pd Rydia:(I am sooooo sleepy)
pd Rydia:(someone needs to send this log to Kai)
PapatymisonN:(Already agreed to it.)
J4deninj44:We'll keep you to that word. *the three relieve themselves of Domanada's presences*
PapatymisonN:...
J4deninj44:(Royal we. SHUT UP)
PapatymisonN:The word diplomacy must not be very popular in Argovia.
PapatymisonN:It's like their envoys are ENCOURAGED to be rude and pushy.
PapatymisonN:*was talking to Sorune*
PapatymisonN:(... sage?)
Der DWSage:>_>  No, I doubt that.
Der DWSage:I honestly think they were trying to undermine their own authority.
PapatymisonN:... just... the whole SITUATION... it's... they've dipped their foot in excrement, and expect US to scrape it off.
Der DWSage:Yeeep.
Der DWSage:They're about as proud as can be.
Der DWSage:I think that's the crux of the issue here, really.
PapatymisonN:Indeed.
PapatymisonN:And their pride is getting in the way of proper relations.
PapatymisonN:At this point, forget destroying the gate.
PapatymisonN:Have it lead into a cage... or over a pit...
Der DWSage:*Nods*
PapatymisonN:... I'm kidding, but... *hard sigh* THE ARGOVIANS...
Der DWSage:>_>
Der DWSage:You know, you said you wouldn't do anything to help them.
PapatymisonN:... *smirk* I know.
PapatymisonN:And don't worry about it.
PapatymisonN:It's already in place.
Der DWSage:I rather thought so.
Der DWSage:You're a wonderfully sneaky bastard.
PapatymisonN:I have my moments.
Der DWSage:*Nod*
Der DWSage:You know, if they leave by way of the woods, I could always have Sher eat them.
PapatymisonN:... don't worry about it.
Der DWSage:>_>  You're right.
Der DWSage:They'd just give him indigestion.
J4deninj44:(Charles is tricksy)
PapatymisonN:(You damn right he is.)
PapatymisonN:(And if he sees stuff that affects national security in the Gazette tomorrow, he'll have the run pulped.)
J4deninj44:(XD)
PapatymisonN:(She laughs like I'm kidding. That's cute. ^_^)
J4deninj44:(Hahaha...ha....ha....ha?)
PapatymisonN:(Anyhoo, bedtime, so...)
PapatymisonN:</rp>
J4deninj44:*fires up the Gazette*
PapatymisonN:... kay.
Der DWSage:*Fires up the Natural Gossipers of the Forest!*
PapatymisonN:And yeah. Freedom of the press TO A POINT.
PapatymisonN:Night, guys!
J4deninj44:Night!