You have just entered room "communistheaven."
Kelne2261: (wotcha)
Lithaladhwen: (Food.)
Der DWSage: (*Hums, goes back to Dwarf Fortress*)
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
OMG Priam has entered the room.
Der DWSage has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: ...
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (*Hums*)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. So how many lurkers and how many players?)
MajorGeneralTso: (I am a...lurker. Probably.)
Der DWSage: (I, quite likely, will be a player.)
Kelne2261: (Lurker, in all likelihood)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: (...I suppose the rest are lurkers for having no anwser.)
Lithaladhwen: (They are. Which means that they can wait until I've got some dinner before I decide to be the engine of entertainment.)
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
AngeloState606: (Hello?)
MajorGeneralTso: Hello.
Der DWSage: (Doom!)
AngeloState606: Oh yay; don't have to use parentheses...
AngeloState606: Sage: Did you ever remember what it was you needed to ask me?
Der DWSage: (Also, after talking with Sam, I now have various insane character ideas.
Der DWSage: And no, no I didn't.
AngeloState606: Okeedoke.
Der DWSage: I now want to make...the brick enchanter.
Lithaladhwen: Tara: You need help with Koravel's PS sheet?
AngeloState606: Has any one tried IE 7?
Lithaladhwen: No. Because it's Internet Exploder.
Der DWSage: Fraid not.
MajorGeneralTso: Not me.
AngeloState606: And, yes. Koravel's PS sheet is missing a lot of stuff.
AngeloState606: Hmm.
Lithaladhwen: 'kay. I can do that eventually.
Lithaladhwen: Some substats aren't included.
AngeloState606: Well, all I have to sayabout it is "Firefox rip-off."
PapatymisonN: In a good way?
MajorGeneralTso: Firefox is probably beating their corporate asses in.
AngeloState606: In every-way; inner-window tabs and all.
Lithaladhwen: Heh.
Lithaladhwen: I'm still not using it.
Lithaladhwen: I refuse! Because I'm petty!
MajorGeneralTso: I'm still rather joyously using IE6.
PapatymisonN: I refuse cuz there's no need.
AngeloState606: Heh.
AngeloState606: When I try to use a new one, it always messes my settings up and things don't work right.
AngeloState606: Firefox, for example, did that to me.
Lithaladhwen: Anyway.
Lithaladhwen: Who's RPing. I'm willing if you're able.
AngeloState606: ME!
AngeloState606: I'm totally down for it...
AngeloState606: Just gotta finish scarfing my sun chips and I'm good to go.
Der DWSage: *Waves hand*
PapatymisonN: I'm in.
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Hey Dave.
Der DWSage: A Dave approaches!
Der DWSage: *Puts down the last bits of road for the OOC bus*
FFFan80: >_>
FFFan80: Whut?
Der DWSage: o.o Well, you have the OOC bus.
Der DWSage: But unless it has shocks out the wazoo, I doubt it has any offroad features.
Der DWSage: Thus, I'm forcing my dwarven task force to create a road for it everywhere I go.
FFFan80: ...dwarven taskforce
Der DWSage: Since humans are frail and wimpy, and all. And most of your characters are at least psuedo-human.
Lithaladhwen: I'm going to chop garlic. Then I'll be back.
Der DWSage: *Vague references to Dwarf Fortress, ahoy!*
PapatymisonN: ... can I decapitate hi- Oh, screw it. *DECAPITATE!*
FFFan80: Stephan: ...care to say that again? e\/e
Der DWSage: Hey, it's what the dwarves say. And I'm inclined to agree.
Der DWSage: I mean, seriously. The damn humans won't even come to my fort unless I lay down a damn wide track of road the entire way.
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal: What about humans?
AngeloState606: I'll come! I drive a big truck...it can do off road...
AngeloState606: :-D
Der DWSage: See, now that's a human worthy of dwarfish praise.
Der DWSage: A legend, like Carrot of the Night Watch!
Lithaladhwen: Stephan or Myrnal?
Lithaladhwen: Because I'd say that Hyral easily qualifies.
Der DWSage: Battle Accountant!
AngeloState606: Wehoo!
Der DWSage: She's willing to drive to a completely fictional place from Ireland, or something.
AngeloState606: Of course!
AngeloState606: Why not?
Der DWSage: This probably means crossing water in a 4-wheeled vehicle.
AngeloState606: Hmm...
AngeloState606: No matter!
AngeloState606: Fritz can do ANYTHING!
PapatymisonN: That's what you named your truck?
PapatymisonN: At least Jarvis was CLASSY.
AngeloState606: ...Jeeves.
AngeloState606: GAWSH Cha...
AngeloState606: *whip*
PapatymisonN: Sorry.
PapatymisonN: Been a *YIPE* while.
AngeloState606: How could you forget my unforgettable Jeeves???
AngeloState606: *sadness*
PapatymisonN: It's been a while... v_v
Der DWSage: Cha does not forget the Jeeves.
Der DWSage: The Jeeves forgets Cha.
AngeloState606: Heh.
AngeloState606: The Jeeves finally escaped horrid Austin traffic and was replaced by his distant cousin Fritz.
PapatymisonN: ... very distant, I guess.
AngeloState606: Yes.
AngeloState606: Very distant.
AngeloState606: Also:
AngeloState606: Sun chips: scarfed.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Lucky.
AngeloState606: I'll share my sun chips!
Deus Fio has entered the room.
AngeloState606: Howdy!
PapatymisonN: Greetings, comrade Spleen.
Deus Fio: "Communist heaven?"
PapatymisonN: Or, should I say...
MajorGeneralTso: Yo.
Deus Fio: Dude, I'm right now reading a book called "The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists".
AngeloState606: Heh
Deus Fio: But seriously, what's going on?
PapatymisonN: *can't put in russian text for some reason*
Der DWSage: An RP is about to begin!
PapatymisonN: As soon as Ashley returns.
Deus Fio: Aha.
MajorGeneralTso: Zoooom.
Der DWSage: ...In the meantime, I think I'm going to make a character sheet.
PapatymisonN: For?
PapatymisonN: Oh.
Der DWSage: For I have come down with Dave syndrome-I feel like making a new character every other RP.
FFFan80: =[ Hey
Deus Fio: EXPLAIN WHY I CANNOT LOAD ANY PAGES IN FIREFOX, AND YET TRILLIAN WORKS PERFECTLY.
PapatymisonN: Cuz Jesus hates you.
PapatymisonN: ... today.
Deus Fio: If my DNS servers are incorrect, I wouldn't be able to connect to Trillian, right?
FFFan80: Unless Trillian's setup to use a static ip
PapatymisonN: Note to Everyone:
PapatymisonN: If you download the Firefox 2.0 beta, don't pause downloads.
PapatymisonN: They pop.
FFFan80: o_ó
PapatymisonN: As in, they'll stop downloading and say it's done, and then not work.
Deus Fio has left the room.
MajorGeneralTso: Sooounds good Cha.
Deus Fio has entered the room.
Deus Fio: This is so irritating.
PapatymisonN: You'll live.
MajorGeneralTso: Or so we hope.
Deus Fio has left the room.
PapatymisonN: ... yeah... that's what I'm hoping. <.<
Deus Fio has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso: ...
PapatymisonN: *stares at everyone*
MajorGeneralTso: *Puts up a mirror*
Der DWSage: *Stares back. Loses his soul*
PapatymisonN: *stares at his bulky arms* ^_^
AngeloState606: *ASSPUNCHes Cha*
PapatymisonN: Hey! Ow! I was NOT looking at your chest like I am now, OK?
AngeloState606: *Titty twister of DOOOOOOOM!*
MajorGeneralTso: ...Me thinks someone read the last log.
PapatymisonN: Which one?
Der DWSage: *Assists with HAMMER POWER*
AngeloState606: What log?
Der DWSage: *...That is, by pounding Cha's body with a hammer until it explodes*
MajorGeneralTso: Whoop, nevermind then!
Der DWSage: o.o Hey, that's a good idea!
Der DWSage: *Grabs log, dual-wields*
PapatymisonN: *the eyes... they stare at... THA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS*
AngeloState606: Punishment. It's coming.
AngeloState606: Oh yes.
Deus Fio has left the room.
PapatymisonN: Take it out on Quillan and I WILL pinch you.
MajorGeneralTso: Spleen retreats at the notion.
AngeloState606: Oooh!! You give me ideas...
PapatymisonN: *PINCH*
AngeloState606: Hmm?? How will I do it??
AngeloState606: *Is magically pinch-resistant*
Der DWSage: o.o
AngeloState606: :-D
Der DWSage: Yeah, but his hand is still on your ass.
PapatymisonN: I can pinch other places.
Der DWSage: You might want to fix that.
PapatymisonN: Unapproved places.
AngeloState606: *Pinch resistant EVERY.WHERE.*
PapatymisonN: You'll still not want pinching there.
Der DWSage: ...Y'know, that sounds like a challenge.
AngeloState606: Now remember; my husband is a very large male specimin.
PapatymisonN: ... HOW LONG HAS IT TAKEN FOR YOU TO DRAG HIM OUT?
PapatymisonN: Yeesh!
Der DWSage: *Pulls out a scroll-the cover looks like a meeting of truckers! ...Who aren't wearing shirts*
PapatymisonN: I expected you to play the Husband card WEEKS ago!
AngeloState606: *snicker*
Der DWSage: By the powers invested in me by She Who Cannot Spell, She Whose Name Is But Two Letters, I hereby summon...OMAR!
AngeloState606: Oh noes!
AngeloState606: Not the Omar...
AngeloState606: *flees!*
PapatymisonN: ... *assguard*
Der DWSage: Omar:*Appears, begins pinching BA. He is too much of a SEXY BEAST to be fled from, or to be resisted!*
AngeloState606: *Has fled with the speed of a flaming ostrich*
OMG Priam: ....?
AngeloState606: *thumb twiddling*
PapatymisonN: We wait for the Ashley.
PapatymisonN: Unless someone doesn't want to.
AngeloState606: Indeed.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Where is this RP taking place anyhow?
AngeloState606: That's a good question.
MajorGeneralTso: ...If Bes were here, we could have a ''Shit, Korrak is in Jail'' session.
PapatymisonN: Kobakk.
PapatymisonN: And yeah, we could.
MajorGeneralTso: I was close.
MajorGeneralTso: ...<.<...
AngeloState606: Ha! Karma for forgetting Jeeves.
AngeloState606: *sniffle*
PapatymisonN: ... a bit.
Der DWSage: I say it take place...IN SPACE!
FFFan80: *bop*
Der DWSage: *Bopped*
MajorGeneralTso: In Space, Eeeeeh...? Sounds like a MAC to me...
Der DWSage: ...Hey, it brought Dave out of lurking. It wasn't a completely horrible idea.
Der DWSage: Also:It could take place on Sher'Khan's left front paw. o.o
PapatymisonN: The Microverse. Neat.
AngeloState606: Deedly dee
MajorGeneralTso: ...My leg is a shadow of its former self. *Teardrop*
PapatymisonN: Watch!
CGNakibe has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. Get in an RP you bloodthirsty sons of whores.
Lithaladhwen: *tears bread*
Lithaladhwen: Were you waiting for me?
Lithaladhwen: WTF, mate.
PapatymisonN: My mother was a saint.
PapatymisonN: *is
PapatymisonN: That won't be was till next Tuesday.
MajorGeneralTso: ...Good save.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
Der DWSage has left the room.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: *takes a drink*
Lithaladhwen: Okay. What gen.
Der DWSage: *Chuckles*
Der DWSage: I vote first, just because.
Lithaladhwen: You have one minute before I roll randomly.
MajorGeneralTso: I declared myself lurker at the start of this. *Sits on the sidelines*
PapatymisonN: I'm for second.
Lithaladhwen: Voters go.
T3chn0Namagomi: *Lurks to work on his soon to be potentially very illegal mecha*
OMG Priam: huh:?>
CGNakibe: C:>
CGNakibe: C:
CGNakibe: Bah.
CGNakibe: C:\>
OMG Priam: Har hoogh
CGNakibe: Program "har" not found.
OMG Priam: ARPEI.
Lithaladhwen: We have one first, and one second.
CGNakibe: Program "ARPEI" not found.
Lithaladhwen: Someone else vote.
CGNakibe: Second!
Der DWSage: A vote!
Der DWSage: It's a vote, folks!
OMG Priam: First =O
OMG Priam: *AMBIGUALITY*
CGNakibe: Moom!
Der DWSage: ...It's another vote from a bastard!
PapatymisonN: And the Democrats take the House and the Senate.
CGNakibe: Priam's being a contrary ass again!
Der DWSage: What do you mean 'Again?'
CGNakibe: Make him stop MAKE HIM STOP!
Der DWSage: He stopped?
OMG Priam: I'm not being a contrary ass, I'm being a favorer of playing Milo and all the others that are established in my roster =O
Lithaladhwen: First: 1, Second: 2. How appropriate.
Lithaladhwen: First has two, sorry.
Der DWSage: ...I thought Milo was 1st gen.
Lithaladhwen: Okay, we still need another opinion.
OMG Priam: He is. Hence, First.
CGNakibe: Yeahyeah, suresure.
Der DWSage: Oh, right.
Der DWSage: >_> I'm of the motion that we string Shaun up by his thumbs.
OMG Priam: I have a lot of opinions
OMG Priam: WAIT I KNOW
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
PapatymisonN: Second it is?
Der DWSage: Second it seems.
OMG Priam: IT IS THE WILL OF THE DICE
Der DWSage: IT IS.
CGNakibe: Mew!
Der DWSage: LET US BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHTY DICE GODS.
Der DWSage: *Bows down to Priam*
OMG Priam: THE DICE GODS DEMAND AN OFFERING OF MONEYS
T3chn0Namagomi: *gives the Dice Gods an offering of Space Kitten instead*
Lithaladhwen: Priam: I renewed our gold membership today.
Lithaladhwen: The dice gods can be content with that.
AngeloState606: So 2nd gen?
OMG Priam: They sure can!
OMG Priam: Also: *nama has earned himself bad rolls for a week*
OMG Priam: But yeah, 2G seems to be the order of the day
Der DWSage: *Gives Priam Bill Gates' PIN number*
OMG Priam: *Are there angels dancing on it?*
T3chn0Namagomi: What? But...
Der DWSage: *An immaterial amount*
T3chn0Namagomi: What's wrong with Space Kitten?
AngeloState606: Ooh! What about Michael Dell's? Is his up for grabs?
PapatymisonN: LET'S GET TO RPING. >.<
Der DWSage: YES LETS.
Lithaladhwen: (These.)
Lithaladhwen: (Now.)
AngeloState606: (Yay.)
PapatymisonN: (Hai.)
Der DWSage: (Ashley, as the resident RP mistress, would you care to start us off?)
OMG Priam: (*unbreaks your font*)
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Sage: I'm actually cooking dinner right now, but I can certainly set you up and then drop in when food's had.)
PapatymisonN: (I'll do it.)
AngeloState606: (Ready when y'all are!)
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks, Charles.)
Der DWSage: (I may be inviting a new person!)
Der DWSage: (She's Canadian. *Sage nod*)
OMG Priam: (I certainly am!)
PapatymisonN: (Heavenly father, we thank you for the... wait, that's not it...)
PapatymisonN: (Sage: Is she hot?)
Der DWSage: (Apparently, she's ambiguous.)
puzz chan has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (... uh huh. Still want to find out for myself.)
PapatymisonN: (RPING!)
Lithaladhwen: (Ahoy, Person.)
PapatymisonN: (Hi. Welcome to the madness.)
AngeloState606: (Welcome.)
OMG Priam: (Ah, another visitor. Stay a while!)
puzz chan: (hoy there)
PapatymisonN: <rp!>
Lithaladhwen: (We're harmless, I swear.)
Der DWSage: (Like hell we are.)
puzz chan: (Don't worry, dollars to donuts I'm scarier than you)
Der DWSage: (*Cracks knuckles, points at those who will be 'victimizers* Ashley, Shaun, BA, myself...)
PapatymisonN: *It's the Ivory Horn. It's a good, solid, slightly aging place...*
Der DWSage: (Or Lithaladwen, CGNakibe, and AngeloState for those that don't know nicknames.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm Ashley. Known on the forum as Kai. Either will do.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway.)
PapatymisonN: (They call me KingOfDoma, or Charles colloquially.)
AngeloState606: (Me = BA = Battle Accountant = AngeloState606 = Tara.)
puzz chan: (known on the forums as Little Green Soldier, call me LGS)
AngeloState606: (Take your pick.)
Lithaladhwen: (LGS it is, since Puzz sounds too much like puss.)
PapatymisonN: *and a good, solid, aging man sits at the bar, dark skin, short salt and pepper hair, goattee, and white wizard's garments, complete with iron gauntlets...*
AngeloState606: *Sitting at the bar on a bar stool is a handsome young fellow with dark hair and a muscular stature*
puzz chan: (It's a long story)
Der DWSage: *And one of those having a quiet drink is an...odder sight than most. He's about three feet tall, covered in dusty grey fur, looking like a miniature version of a Dwarf...but it's undeniably still a Moogle*
AngeloState606: *He appears to be drinking off a hard days work, as usual.*
AngeloState606: *A tall mug of ale sits in front of him*
PapatymisonN: *same with the old man*
AngeloState606: <Dolan Rose>
Der DWSage: *He's also got a pick at his side, and is wearing...well...it looks like a really heavy leather robe, to be honest*
Der DWSage: <Another damn Moogle from Sage>
AngeloState606: (Sage likes them Moogles *wink wink*)
Lithaladhwen: (So what gen is this again?)
PapatymisonN: (Second.)
PapatymisonN: (I'm Old Daenj'r. ^_^)
AngeloState606: *Looks over at Dae*
PapatymisonN: *Looks over at Dolan*
AngeloState606: Hello, there, Father Tymisonn.
PapatymisonN: Dolan. *nods*
AngeloState606: *drink*
PapatymisonN: Hows the family?
AngeloState606: Good. Good. Cavan's been missing his dad and all, but we're all okay.
AngeloState606: Quillan's off at Gunnir, didja know?
PapatymisonN: Yeah, I did. Heard he's doing well...
Lithaladhwen: (I should inflict the necromancer on him. But I don't know if we've determined whether they've met.)
AngeloState606: Yep; he is. Momma is ready for him to come home for the break.
AngeloState606: How about you? How're all them kids of yours?
PapatymisonN: (We can say that conversation happened after this meeting.)
PapatymisonN: ... belligerent and numerous.
PapatymisonN: ^_^ But good.
AngeloState606: And Mrs. Tymisonn?
PapatymisonN: ... *breathes in* She'
PapatymisonN: s OK...
AngeloState606: *Raises an eyebrow*
AngeloState606: Ah...
Der DWSage: >_>
AngeloState606: Good to hear.
AngeloState606: *takes a long gulp of his ale*
Der DWSage: IM:>They look like kind 'nough folks.<
PapatymisonN: ... how old are you again?
AngeloState606: *Takes a look around the room*
AngeloState606: 18, sir.
PapatymisonN: ... OK...
Der DWSage: *Walks over to the two old people-still holding that pick!*
AngeloState606: >.>
AngeloState606: Why?
PapatymisonN: You seem younger than that. But maybe that's age creeping up on me.
Der DWSage: *Or rather, one old person and one young*
AngeloState606: Heh.
AngeloState606: You're not old, Mr. Tymisonn.
AngeloState606: *chuckle*
OMG Priam: *outside* Hey, not a chance. You're a lightweight, Captain Jon von Mage-tron!
Der DWSage: Mm. Take it from someone that's turning two hundred in a month or so.
PapatymisonN: Sure I am, I-... *to the moogle*
PapatymisonN: ... hello? o.O
AngeloState606: >.>
AngeloState606: Huh?
Der DWSage: *Orders a water!* Sorry, just a little hungry for company. And tell me I'm not the only one to hear that.
OMG Priam: *still outside* Hey, give a man a chance! I'll show you *opens door, walking through* what a real man can do.
PapatymisonN: Hear what?
Lithaladhwen: (Font!)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, dear. Font similarity.)
AngeloState606: O.o
Der DWSage: (One of you should unbold. :{ )
Lithaladhwen: (Flash forward 1750 years, to a new font!)
Der DWSage: (Or something.)
PapatymisonN: (... Italics, even?)
AngeloState606: (Wait? Me?)
OMG Priam: Please, don't even try, I don't want your insides to be pickled, it would ruin your terribly world-shaking research!
Der DWSage: ...
Der DWSage: <_<
PapatymisonN: (Don't worry, Tara, we're good.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's okay. Zea has two, technically.)
OMG Priam: Watch and learn, my dear friend. Watch and learn.
Der DWSage: *Looks over the two new people!*
OMG Priam: <INTRO TIME!>
AngeloState606: *Gaze*
PapatymisonN: ... the hell... ? *turns to see*
OMG Priam: <A rugged man, upon his burly frame hang clothing sewn, presumably by his own hand from the look of it, from long strands of some plant matter. He wears a number of weapons, the longest being a shortsword at his back.>
AngeloState606: o.O
OMG Priam: <In stark contrast, his companion wears the top half of what would be full plate armor, which makes his rather lanky build all that much more apparent in his not-so-well-protected lower body.
OMG Priam: His hair is spiked up, and he appears to have no weapons on him at all.>
OMG Priam: *strides confidently up to the bar, and casually lays his arm on it, and says with the utmost gravity:*
OMG Priam: Give me your strongest.
Lithaladhwen: *A Valthi girl of about seventeen or eighteen enters the bar, carrying a large shoulder bag that seems to be entirely full of lavender.*
OMG Priam: You sure you don't want to--
Lithaladhwen: *She nudges past the fellas in front of her* Excuse me.
OMG Priam: *holds his hand up to shush the other guy*
PapatymisonN: *... Daenj'r. Has. THE WILLIES. o.O*
Lithaladhwen: <Zea>
OMG Priam: *steps aside for the lady*
PapatymisonN: ... <.< Hey there.
Der DWSage: ...Jon Von Magetron, I guess?
AngeloState606: *Notices Zea*
Lithaladhwen: *lifts a hand to Dolan*
AngeloState606: IM: Ah! I remember her..
Lithaladhwen: IM: Hey. It's that cute guy. Dumb but pretty.
AngeloState606: *smiles*
AngeloState606: Hello.
AngeloState606: *Steps down off his stool*
AngeloState606: Need a seat?
Lithaladhwen: *looks up* Oh, thank you.
OMG Priam: *is handed a beverage container of some sort!*
AngeloState606: My pleasure.
AngeloState606: *returns his attention to the scrawny guy*
PapatymisonN: *willieswillieswillieswillies*
AngeloState606: *w* Wonder what he's gonna do....
PapatymisonN: ... *looks at Zea* Necromancer, right?
OMG Priam: To the start of your dire impoverishment. *to the I-can-dress-myself guy*
Lithaladhwen: ...Yeah. What of it.
OMG Priam: More like your organ failure. Just remember, I told you so.
AngeloState606: *shakes his head*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Damned Ashurans.
Lithaladhwen: Dolan, you know this guy?
PapatymisonN: Oh, nothing. I just get that same feeling around my wife, is all.
AngeloState606: I do. He's an old friend of the family.
OMG Priam: *CHUG GULP CHUG GULP, CLANK goes the mug on the bar.*
Der DWSage: 6.6
Lithaladhwen: *glances over* Uh huh.
Lithaladhwen: Well, is your wife a necromancer?
AngeloState606: *smirk*
PapatymisonN: Vampire necromancer, to be precise.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, what's her name?
PapatymisonN: Jazz Tymisonn.
AngeloState606: *approaches the drinker*
AngeloState606: What was that you just drank?
Lithaladhwen: *sudden realization* Oh.
OMG Priam: *watches him*
PapatymisonN: Oh? Oh what, young lady?
OMG Priam: If I had to guess, I'd say the goblins got him some Barian Bloodspirits.
OMG Priam: If so, the Barians have very good taste!
Lithaladhwen: Oh "I've heard that name before" oh. I hear she's not in the trade anymore.
PapatymisonN: ... no, she's not. *drink*
Der DWSage: Can't compare with the Moogle brewers in the mountains, though.
OMG Priam: Another, barkeep!
OMG Priam: Oh?
PapatymisonN: *puts the mug down, and pulls a not-much-smaller hand out of the metal glove* Daenj'r, by the way.
OMG Priam: Barkeep! Something Moogly.
AngeloState606: Aye. I've heard the moogles make very strong spirits.
PapatymisonN: *shake?*
Lithaladhwen: A friend of mine in Theice mentioned her. Said she was a hot ticket, but that she'd taken up with some holyman. That's you I assume.
Lithaladhwen: *shake*
PapatymisonN: It would be.
Der DWSage: Barkeep:*Seems to lack something 'Moogly.' But recommends Dragon ale as a stand-in*
OMG Priam: Sounds just right for you today! *pats "magetron's" shoulders*
PapatymisonN: ... man. We're comin' up on our 25th, I think...
OMG Priam: That'll do, I'd say.
OMG Priam: I'll have one of everything he's having, too.
Der DWSage: Dragon Ale:*Is served, most likely in a cylindrical container!*
AngeloState606: *Returns to his previous spot of standing next to his former barstool*
Lithaladhwen: Been married longer than I've been alive. Congratulations.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I think.
PapatymisonN: *will Zea make the connection between Daenj'r and his demonic spawn*
PapatymisonN: *?*
PapatymisonN: Thanks.
Lithaladhwen: (Dunno. She's never met them!)
AngeloState606: Haven't seem Miss Jazz in a while, come to think of it.
PapatymisonN: (BS. She's met at LEAST Kae.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, this is fair.)
AngeloState606: (*seen)
OMG Priam: *DRINKCHUGCHUGwait*
Lithaladhwen: (She may, if she talks to him a while. All she really knows about Kae'oss is that he slept with her mom, which could be anyone.
Lithaladhwen: )
AngeloState606: *Returns to the drinking buddies*
OMG Priam: *goes into more a swig mode with this one!*
Der DWSage: Ale:*Is really fucking strong.*
PapatymisonN: (And that he dated Pure. ... and I'm fairly sure I've mentioned his last name. Anyways.0
PapatymisonN: )
AngeloState606: You two are drinking like you're training for a competition?
OMG Priam: *CHUGSLAM.* Whoo! That'll clear up your sinuses something good...
Lithaladhwen: (There should be an "I Slept With Zea's Mom" group on the Gunnir Facebook.)
PapatymisonN: (Correction.)
OMG Priam: Training, she says! No, this is the competition itself!
PapatymisonN: (Quinn needs her OWN Facebook.)
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
Lithaladhwen: (And anyway, Dae didn't say his last name.)
AngeloState606: Really?
PapatymisonN: (Her database is THAT BIG.)
Der DWSage: ...Is it now?
AngeloState606: What's brought on this competition?
PapatymisonN: (He said Jazz's.)
Der DWSage: >_> In that case...care for a little wager?
OMG Priam: Oh yeah. One I'm to be winning not long from now.
OMG Priam: Oh, another one? *swig*
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, right. *snort*)
AngeloState606: Who's winning so far?
OMG Priam: *points at bartender, also receives an ale*
Der DWSage: *Nod* The two of you against me. Whoever drinks the least pays for the other two.
Lithaladhwen: So how many Tymisonns are there?
PapatymisonN: ... ooh. A lot.
OMG Priam: Hah! What d'you say? Care to pay even more out of your pocket this day?
AngeloState606: (Heh. Does Zea know that Dolan and Quill are brothers?)
PapatymisonN: Um... well, there's me... Jazz... Ak'Zhis.... Hakaril ... Jenna... my sister Rai'm... and her boy Kae'Oss.
Der DWSage: *This guy is all of two feet tall.*
PapatymisonN: And then there are our Tinnerson relatives from Argovia, but they make that clan seem tiny.
AngeloState606: *grin* I'll keep count for all of ya.
Der DWSage: *Well, correction. Three. He's a fairly beefy little Moogle, too*
OMG Priam: Yeah, I'm going to be giving you a lot of money today. And then you'll wake up in a cold sweat, and say, "It seemed so real!"
OMG Priam: I think we can take that as a 'yes.'
OMG Priam: Yeah, you're on, stumpy.
Lithaladhwen: 'kay. I've met a Tinnerson. She was living with my mother for a while. Kae'oss didn't live with her, but he did sleep with her more than once.
Lithaladhwen: You could say I'm acquainted with your family.
Lithaladhwen: *nod*
PapatymisonN: o.o Kae'Oss slept with... your mother.
Der DWSage: *Grins* Good to know. I was getting tired of paying my own way for booze...
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Lot of people do that. Hold on, I need some wine.
Lithaladhwen: *orders.....sauvignon blanc*
PapatymisonN: ... >.O Whoa. What happened to that nice nekojin girl?
OMG Priam: (I think this calls for The Window!)
Der DWSage: (It does.)
Lithaladhwen: Oh, she dumped him. She's a friend of mine, or something.
Lithaladhwen: Main reason why I didn't sleep with him. Feminine solidarity.
PapatymisonN: Ah, that's a shame. She seemed nice.
Lithaladhwen: Also, my mom.
PapatymisonN: ... right.
PapatymisonN: Please stop mentioning it. Hurts the brain.
Lithaladhwen: I don't share men with my mother when I can help it.
Lithaladhwen: Not that it hasn't happened with her or my aunt, but....I avoid it.
AngeloState606: (The Window?)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: ... weeeeeeeird family. Nice to know mine's not the only one. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles* Yeah. I guess.
OMG Priam: All right, short stuff. We've got two already in, so get to catching up.
AngeloState606: *Walks back over to where his mug of ale sits*
Lithaladhwen: Kae'oss was the only one who wasn't scared of my rabbit, though. Earned him points.
Arch mage144: <A demon walks into a bar>
AngeloState606: *Reaches behind Zea to pick it up*
Der DWSage: Wouldn't dream of taking advantage of you.
PapatymisonN: That's good.
Lithaladhwen: Half-plant zombie bunnies tend to freak out the guests.
Der DWSage: *Goes to get two drinks!*
Arch mage144: *Okay, so he's actually a half-demon, but he's trying.*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
AngeloState606: Pardon me. *smile*
PapatymisonN: ... I'd imagine.
AngeloState606: *Returns to the other drinkers*
Arch mage144: ...Zea! I found you!
PapatymisonN: (Can we say that Dae and James know each other?)
Der DWSage: *Downs two glasses, and doesn't miss a beat! Your turn.
PapatymisonN: (Seems plausible.)
Lithaladhwen: ....James. I'm drinking. In a bar. And you're here.
Lithaladhwen: You need something?
Arch mage144: Yeah. A drink.
OMG Priam: Ah! Impressive. But your tiny gut can only hold so much! Wa ha ha!
AngeloState606: *watches the competition*
OMG Priam: *drink get!*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 10-sided die: 5
Arch mage144: *Whoops. That's the wrong font. Stupid laptop screen.*
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. Damned excellent color resolution.)
PapatymisonN: (And wait! He was at his BIRTH! Of COURSE he knows him!)
Arch mage144: (*nearly spits all over his screen at Priam*)
Arch mage144: (That's the best quote EVER)
OMG Priam: (?)
PapatymisonN: o.o ^_^ Little James... aww, it's been too long... How've ya been, short man?
Arch mage144: (OMG Priam: Ah! Impressive. But your tiny gut can only hold so much! Wa ha ha!)
Arch mage144: (I think that the WA HA HA is what makes it)
PapatymisonN: (Agreed.)
OMG Priam: ( =D )
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: *snickers*
Der DWSage: (Anyway! Priam has a second person to get a drink for.)
Arch mage144: Okay, well, whatever. I was bored. So I decided I'd go to the bar. The fact that I found you here is just a coincidence. A good one, though.
OMG Priam: Well, you look like you're still awake. Alley up!
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 10-sided die: 2
OMG Priam: *CHUGPOUNDGULP* Ah! Brisk!
Arch mage144: I was playing with one of your experiments for a while, but even that got boring after a while.
AngeloState606: *walks back over th Zea and Dae*
Lithaladhwen: What? Which one?
Der DWSage: *Nods* Good to see you're still awake.
OMG Priam: *look at Dinky, waiting*
Der DWSage: *And he gets another drink! Ah, the wonder of the Moogle liver...*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Der DWSage: *...Bats an eye that time* Good stuff.
Arch mage144: Um, I'm not entirely sure what it is. At one point, it's conceivable that it was a kitten, but now it's covered in leafy fern-like projections, so it just looks like a running...fern...thing.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. So it didn't have flippers? Because you shouldn't touch that one.
Lithaladhwen: It has teeth under those.
Lithaladhwen: Under the flippers.
Arch mage144: I am not touching anything in your lab with flippers ever again.
PapatymisonN: ... young lady, you have some weird experiments.
Arch mage144: Not after last time.
Der DWSage: (...I love Zea. :D)
Arch mage144: You don't even know, man. It was a duck.
Arch mage144: But...it wasn't a duck.
AngeloState606: *Raises an eyebrow at this conversation*
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
Arch mage144: It was a photosynthetic duck with fangs.
PapatymisonN: *looks right at James* Quit ignorin' me, boy.
AngeloState606: I wonder if Quill's doin' that sort of stuff...
Arch mage144: How the hell am I ignoring you when I just addressed you?
Lithaladhwen: Okay, you know what? I was trying to make something. It didn't work. I'll get it next time.
OMG Priam: All right. What now? How about some fine Nekonian brew?
Arch mage144: I was telling you about the duck.
Der DWSage: Sake? S'nds good.
PapatymisonN: ... uh huh.
OMG Priam: Why are you asking me? You're leading this little expedition.
PapatymisonN: Just like your daddy.
OMG Priam: Onward ho! *drink get, drink use!*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 12-sided die: 7
Arch mage144: Are you suggesting that I'm ignoring...oh, fantastic. You know my father. That makes you one out of many.
OMG Priam: *kind of chokes, just a little.*
Arch mage144: Probably more people that know my father than your mother has "friends," Zea.
Lithaladhwen: Probably.
OMG Priam: *snickers!* Losing your will already?
Der DWSage: *Griiiin* Doing alright there?
PapatymisonN: It just so happens I helped out with your BIRTH.
Lithaladhwen: But that depends on how well they know him.
PapatymisonN: Your momma threw SOME fit.
OMG Priam: Hoofh. I'm good, I'm good. It'll take more than that to stop me.
PapatymisonN: And that's for a DEMON, so it was somethin'.
OMG Priam: We'll see about that. *CHUGDRINKCAPITALLETTERS.*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 10-sided die: 7
Arch mage144: Yeah, I heard about that. It's a pretty typical demon birthing. *grins, showing very pointy teeth*
Lithaladhwen: Huh. I wonder what my mom did. Nobody ever said anything to me about it.
OMG Priam: HRNGK. *gets it all down*
OMG Priam: Man, that IS a little weird on the palate...
PapatymisonN: ... yeah, you don't frighten me. *smirk*
Der DWSage: Is it? Let me try some.
Der DWSage: *Shotdrink!*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
Der DWSage: ...Not bad. Maybe a little bland compared to home, though.
Der DWSage: *Doesn't bat an eye. Again. What a liver*
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* I don't know, I wasn't there.
PapatymisonN: I can tell you the story...
PapatymisonN: It's good.
Arch mage144: I don't care if I scare you. Do I look like the type who's interested in scaring people? I'm not a ghost or anything.
Arch mage144: I've heard it already.
OMG Priam: I like you, half-pint. *slaps him heartily on the back*
Arch mage144: Two different versions. My mother's and my father's.
PapatymisonN: IM: ... EXACTLY like his daddy.
OMG Priam: One more, and then....INTERMISSION!
AngeloState606: IM: I wonder what it was like for my momma...
Lithaladhwen: And I definitely don't scare people. Not most of them.
AngeloState606: *shudder*
OMG Priam: Come on, man! We can't have intermission for at least two more.
Lithaladhwen: I mean, I like to dissect vagrants, but they don't count.
Arch mage144: Yeah, but you aren't a ghost. You just talk to them.
Der DWSage: *Slapped! Lurches forward just a bit*
Lithaladhwen: Not when they're in my yard.
PapatymisonN: *looks to Zea* You scare me more than Blue Boy, easy.
Arch mage144: Bah, the vagrants are trespassing anyway, it's justice.
Lithaladhwen: What? How is that? I'm... what?
Lithaladhwen: I'm a seventeen year old scientist. What's so wrong with that?
OMG Priam: All right, all right. Two more, and then on with the contests!
OMG Priam: *raises a fist to emphasize the point!*
Arch mage144: "Blue Boy?"
PapatymisonN: Nothin'. But ... that aura... wow, took some patchin' up, didn't it/
PapatymisonN: ?
OMG Priam: How about something a little farther East this time?
Lithaladhwen: (Does that make Zea La Blue Girl?)
Der DWSage: Sounds good. Now drink up before you get sober.
Lithaladhwen: (Tell me, Charles.)
PapatymisonN: (... wasn't that a hentai movie?)
Lithaladhwen: (Yes.)
Lithaladhwen: (One hell of a hentai movie.)
PapatymisonN: (... then probably not.)
Der DWSage: (I'll not ask how the both of you know that.)
OMG Priam: *gets drink!*
puzz chan: (La Blue Girl was awesome)
OMG Priam: Hey, wait a second. Why am I always drinking first?
PapatymisonN: (Unless there's some Zea doujinshi floating around that I don't know about.)
OMG Priam: Because YOU made the bet. Now bottoms up!
OMG Priam: Oh yeah. *chug, with enthusiasm!*
Lithaladhwen: (Sage: It's about sex ninja.)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 15-sided die: 13
Lithaladhwen: (Charles: No, you've read the only one.)
OMG Priam: Woo! Yeah, that's the stuff!
PapatymisonN: (Gotcha.)
OMG Priam: im: *pictures of money floating about*
OMG Priam: All right, give it here so I can have my victory proper-like.
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 12-sided die: 6
Arch mage144: *yawns* So why are we talking to this old dude?
OMG Priam: *pounds!*
Lithaladhwen: Because I my people know his wife's people, professionally-speaking.
Arch mage144: Who are you, anyway? You never said your name. You clearly know who I am, so no introduction is necessary.
Lithaladhwen: *because my
PapatymisonN: And I'm an interesting old codger, t'boot.
Der DWSage: *Chuckles* Sounds like it's good stuff. Give me a double helping...
Deus Fio has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: *Chugs the first down like water...*
Deus Fio: (Hey.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
OMG Priam: (Yo)
PapatymisonN: *wonders if Zea will make the Names of Dae's Kids connection, too...*
Der DWSage: *...And the second one hits him hard.* Wow. That is good stuff.
Arch mage144: Somehow I doubt that "An Interesting Old Codger" is your name. *looks him over*
Lithaladhwen: (Nope. She doesn't care.)
PapatymisonN: Daenj'r Tymisonn, boy.
Deus Fio: (I don't know if I'm RPing for sure yet. However: My kingdom for a list of Street Fighter Alpha 2 moves for SNES.)
PapatymisonN: Man, I visited you when you were a kid. You don't remember me?
Der DWSage: (GameFAQs?)
OMG Priam: ( www.gamefaqs.com )
Arch mage144: ( click this link you retard )
Lithaladhwen: Some of my colleagues knew his wife back when she was working. So, there's some tenuous professional relationship here. Or something.
OMG Priam: (Ah, Internets)
Arch mage144: (Priam only beat me to it because I had to be more insulting than he is)
Der DWSage: (Wow, triple embarassmentality.)
Deus Fio: (I know where to get it, I'm just lazy.)
OMG Priam: (LP LP f LK HP)
Der DWSage: (...)
Arch mage144: ...yeah, now I remember. My father has told me stories about you.
PapatymisonN: Any of 'em good?
Arch mage144: You got eaten by a gelatinous cube. *chuckles* Man, how can you be that slow?
OMG Priam: Do we count that as two or one? I think playing darts would be a great idea right now, myself.
OMG Priam: One more, you jerk!
Arch mage144: (DRUNKEN DARTS)
Arch mage144: (I did always wonder why they put dartboards in bars...)
Lithaladhwen: Ugh. I hate those. I can never pin them down to my table.
OMG Priam: All right, all right.
PapatymisonN: I make up for by being able to vaporize THEICE if I need to.
Lithaladhwen: It's awful, and they g...hey now.
OMG Priam: *Gets! Imbibes!*
Lithaladhwen: Vaporize nothing.
PapatymisonN: I don't need to, don't worry.
Der DWSage: Mmm...jus' take on' m're. Never was m'ch f'r darts.
Deus Fio: (BRB HEROES)
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Arch mage144: That's not very impressive. Theice is full of undead, and they're notoriously weak against a wide variety of magics.
OMG Priam: Hoo. Wooogh....
OMG Priam: Heh. Let me show you how it works, young lady.
PapatymisonN: Uh huh.
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 14-sided die: 14
Lithaladhwen: IM: At least, they are now. I wonder. If there are good liches, and granted they're basically legendary at this point anyway....
Der DWSage: (=D)
OMG Priam: See, nothing to....hgnrg....
PapatymisonN: You do get a drop of niceness from you momma, right?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Then they don't have to do the ceremony? Which means there are other ways of doing it?
Der DWSage: (I am vastly amused.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: And does that mean....oh, awesome.
OMG Priam: *runs outside, clutching face!*
Der DWSage: >_>
Lithaladhwen: *brief shiftiness, which passes quickly in favor of sipping wine*
Der DWSage: Y'r b'ddie's runn'n...
OMG Priam: Heh....not much of a HRNGBLDINAIJKXNONBPOINW. *that's the sound vomit makes*
Lithaladhwen: (*laugh*)
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* I fail to see how I'm being anything but civil with you.
AngeloState606: *smirk*
AngeloState606: Guess he loses.
Der DWSage has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Quoting.)
PapatymisonN: Civil's one thing. I said NICE, didn't I?
Arch mage144: The antonym of "nice" is "mean," and if I were mean to you, my teeth would be in your neck.
AngeloState606: *Yawns*
PapatymisonN: And that'd be it, cuz you'd be dead.
AngeloState606: I've gotta get going. *slaps some coins down onto the counter*
Arch mage144: Psh. *laughs* You're taking this too seriously.
Lithaladhwen: ...
PapatymisonN: ... HA! Heh, yeah I am. ^_^
AngeloState606: Good to see you, Mr. Tymisonn. *takes Zeas hand and kisses it* And you too...
AngeloState606: *Leaves the mug and exits the bar*
OMG Priam: *MMM that smell of bile!*
Lithaladhwen: No killing anybody. I'm....*hand is taken and kissed*
Lithaladhwen: That was weird.
PapatymisonN: ... yeah, that was.
OMG Priam: *and from the sound of things, that smell is probably fresh outside, too*
PapatymisonN: I'll have to have a talk with that boy... o.O
Lithaladhwen: *blinks* Anyway. No killing. I'm tired.
Arch mage144: (Oooh, puking up bile. Bad sign.)
OMG Priam: (Well, I guess it's technically just stomach acid. But it's still not pleasant.)
Lithaladhwen: (OOooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell?)
AngeloState606: *Enter: white-haired young looking woman dressed in white*
AngeloState606: <Leif>
Lithaladhwen: (OOooh that smell. The smell of bile around you!)
PapatymisonN: (No.)
Arch mage144: ...that was really weird.
Arch mage144: *narrow eyes*
AngeloState606: (Bile is liver discharge...isn't it?)
OMG Priam: (Spleen, I thought)
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, God.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tara.)
Arch mage144: (Bile is a detergent released from the gall bladder.)
Lithaladhwen: (*takes a drink*)
Arch mage144: (Its purpose is to dissolve fats.)
PapatymisonN: ... hey, boy, y'got somethin' in your eye...
OMG Priam: *bent over a barstool/chair/seating implement*
AngeloState606: (Ah.)
AngeloState606: (*Stands corrected*)
Lithaladhwen: *oblivious to all things that boys do when they aren't in her house*
OMG Priam: (*font color)
AngeloState606: (You okay there, Ashley?)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. You just provoked a science thing, and I had to take a drink.)
AngeloState606: (Heh. Gotcha.)
PapatymisonN: *points* Yeah... it's this green stuff, an' it's in both... ^_^
AngeloState606: *Walks over to a table near the competitors and takes a seat*
Lithaladhwen: What?
Arch mage144: (Ah, I see! You can vomit bile if you drink way too much alcohol, in which case the vomit is usually greenish in color.)
Lithaladhwen: (*drink*)
OMG Priam: *visible in the windows if one cares to look, sitting outside next to his byproducts*
PapatymisonN: Oh, nothin'. Just an old codger sayin' codger-y things...
Lithaladhwen: ....Uh huh.
Lithaladhwen: Right.
PapatymisonN: *drinks his drink*
OMG Priam: Heh......I win......
OMG Priam: *spits*
AngeloState606: *Does her usual people-watching thing*
Lithaladhwen: *shoves her big huge sack of lavender under her seat with her feet*
PapatymisonN: ... huh. Either of you kids save the world yet?
Lithaladhwen: *it smells nice, and helps counteract the bile*
Arch mage144: *sighs very heavily*
Arch mage144: No. *shoulders sag*
Arch mage144: Would you mind trying to take over Doma so that I can kill you and get recognition for it?
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: I haven't saved the world, but I've done some useful research.
PapatymisonN: Sorry. Evil ain't my department.
Arch mage144: People can change.
Lithaladhwen: You'll probably never need it or know anything about it, but I did a good thing.
Lithaladhwen: So...yeah.
Arch mage144: What if I pay you for it?
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Arch mage144: Take a fall, you know.
Lithaladhwen: James. What the hell.
PapatymisonN: ... you are a fun one, aren't you?
Arch mage144: You can live it up until I kill you and save Doma.
OMG Priam: *walks over to the dartboard, in the most lenient sense of 'walk'*
Arch mage144: Why not assassinate the king? That'd do it.
PapatymisonN: Trust me, some other bastard will crop up and sate your "kill the evil tyrant" fetish.
Lithaladhwen: *looks like she would say something if words were willing to come out of her mouth*
Lithaladhwen: ...
PapatymisonN: Wish it weren't cyclical, but it is.
OMG Priam: *retrieves three of the sharp pointy projectiles!*
Lithaladhwen: (James kills tyrants, Zea kills wabbits. Then hybridizes and animates them.)
Arch mage144: *shrugs* Give me his address, I'd like to write him a letter and ask him to hurry the fuck up. It was a lot more exciting around here when crazy cultists were fucking with your aura. *gestures at Zea*
Arch mage144: Not that I want them to do that again. *narrow eyes*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. Thanks.
Lithaladhwen: I wasn't really enjoying it at the time.
PapatymisonN: Uh... lemme think... I think there's still a Church of Lagnus kicking around...
PapatymisonN: Now THAT'S a good story...
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 30-sided die: 6
Lithaladhwen: No. No more cults. Please.
Arch mage144: I can still remember the taste of that thug's blood. *sour face* It was like drinking grease and stale whiskey.
OMG Priam: *Holy shit, he pegged a dartboard actually ON the scoring part!*
Lithaladhwen: ...
puzz chan has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: What did you do?
PapatymisonN: ... appetizing.
PapatymisonN: Mine apparently tastes like... oh, what was it...
Arch mage144: Nothing. Just have to satisfy some feral urges once in a while. Ask your mother how it works.
PapatymisonN: Pinot noir and blackberies.
Arch mage144: ...that's just weird.
Lithaladhwen: Why don't you just--- *distracted* Really?
PapatymisonN: The wife may be biased.
OMG Priam: *winds up....almost tips over....and swings!*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 30-sided die: 21
Arch mage144: What the hell kind of diet are you on, the "cultivate delicious blood for hungry vampires" fad diet?
OMG Priam: Dehehe...HAHAHA!
AngeloState606 has left the room.
PapatymisonN: ... think back, boy. Didn't your father tell you who I was married to?
Arch mage144: (I have a feeling that was a "stand up" check)
Arch mage144: Yes. A vampire.
OMG Priam: *it slips from his hands, and lands between his feet*
Arch mage144: Hence my question.
PapatymisonN: (When I move, you move... just like that...)
Lithaladhwen: Which means his answer is probably yes.
OMG Priam: (Hell yeah)
Arch mage144: (I reiterate my question about why there are dartboards in bars)
PapatymisonN: And hey, eat right, don't smoke, and you too can be a tasty appetizer for a nosferatu.
OMG Priam: *reenters, goes to the bar, and just barely dodges the other guy's vomit*
Lithaladhwen: (So that drunks have something to fight over.)
PapatymisonN: (So drunken people can put their eyes out.)
Deus Fio has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: ...Nobody who drank my blood ever lived to write a wine review about it.
PapatymisonN: I bet they didn't ask.
Lithaladhwen: No. No, he didn't.
PapatymisonN: Well there you go.
OMG Priam: *throws the third dart*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 30-sided die: 21
OMG Priam: (rolling confirmation)
PapatymisonN: If you get close enough to someone that they ask, oblige them and report back.
PapatymisonN: Curiousity, y'know.
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 1 21-sided die: 10
OMG Priam: *it falls, and brushes up against the other one at his feet.*
Lithaladhwen: Any of my colleagues who respect me enough to ask respect me enough to consume any part of me.
OMG Priam: Hreh. At least I'm consistent!
Lithaladhwen: That was really just the one guy.
PapatymisonN: Glad he's dust, then.
PapatymisonN: Unless you dismembered him, or something...
OMG Priam: *sits down at Daenj'r and Zea's table*
Lithaladhwen: I cleaved him open with a scythe.
Lithaladhwen: Vampires bleed a lot.
Arch mage144: I'm not particularly interest...oooh, yeah. Him.
Arch mage144: It's because they're obviously full of all that blood they've been drinking.
PapatymisonN: ... yeah, they do.
Arch mage144: It has to go somewhere.
OMG Priam: *nods knowingly*
Arch mage144: I doubt they piss it out.
PapatymisonN: ... *to the new guy*
PapatymisonN: ... hi?
OMG Priam: *is ellipsed!*
Lithaladhwen: *lifts a hand in greeting, as per usual*
OMG Priam: *waves!* Don't mind me.
Arch mage144: ...*looks at the new guy* We won't.
Lithaladhwen: I don't.
Arch mage144: Do you? *to Dae*
PapatymisonN: ... mind?
PapatymisonN: Nah.
Arch mage144: Well then.
OMG Priam: *nods conclusively*
Deus Fio has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (Hi.)
Deus Fio: (Internet.)
OMG Priam: (Deus Ex Internet)
Lithaladhwen: That one guy was going to die anyway. He stole my research and then bit me. It was pretty much going to be messy no matter what.
Arch mage144: (*finds bottle opener, cracks open a Kirin*)
Arch mage144: Yeah, well, killing people is occasionally messy.
OMG Priam: *drops a small pile of coins in front of the other guy*
Lithaladhwen: I couldn't even keep him, either. He was already undead. Not like I could do anything interesting after I tore him apart.
PapatymisonN: ... ... somethin's bothering me about you, miss Zea.
Lithaladhwen: Good for you.
OMG Priam: *spends the next several minutes attempting to scoop up all the coins and put them away*
Lithaladhwen: e_e
PapatymisonN: Nothin' bad, nothin' bad...
Lithaladhwen: Then why is it bothering you?
PapatymisonN: It's just that aura...
Lithaladhwen: Leave my aura out of this.
OMG Priam: (You have a really wide face, man)
PapatymisonN: ... IM: Kids today...
Lithaladhwen: It's that way for a reason.
PapatymisonN: Ah, it's probably nothin' anyways.
Lithaladhwen: Well, no. I have an astral birth defect that pushes it off the astral and onto the shadow plane. Compound that with my work as a reaper, and you get one seriously dark and ominous aura.
PapatymisonN: ... THAT'S it.
Lithaladhwen: Does that cover it, Father Tymisonn? *scowl*
PapatymisonN: Now now... no need to be rude, I was just curious.
PapatymisonN: And yes it does. Thanks for being so forthcomin'.
Arch mage144: *laughs*
Arch mage144: Man, that was an entertaining exchange.
PapatymisonN: Ten gil.
OMG Priam: Whoa, reaper? *stops coining*
PapatymisonN: *opens hand*
PapatymisonN: Show ain't for free. *smirk*
Arch mage144: "Your aura is fucked up." "I know." "No, really, it's fucked up." "Astral birth defect." "OH I AM SO SORRY."
Lithaladhwen: *snorts*
OMG Priam: Seriously?
Lithaladhwen: Seriously what?
Arch mage144: I think "seriously, reaper."
OMG Priam: Reaper. You. Past tense.
Arch mage144: Present tense.
PapatymisonN: (Urine. Uno momento.)
Arch mage144: Future tense, too, I would imagine.
OMG Priam: Holy shit. You're yanking my chain.
Lithaladhwen: ...*looks from one to the other of them*
Arch mage144: I don't see a chain. *looks around*
OMG Priam: Me neither, but you look like a man of talents!
Lithaladhwen: ...Yeah. Well. James can answer that one.
OMG Priam: Man.
Arch mage144: You have keen eyes.
OMG Priam: That's pretty awesome.
Lithaladhwen: That I'm a reaper, or that he's talented?
Lithaladhwen: Or is everything awesome?
OMG Priam: Much respect. *points to Zea, and happens to find the most convenient way to do this is to lean on the table, heavily*
Arch mage144: Maybe he's just drunk.
PapatymisonN: Everything CAN be awesome...
PapatymisonN: If you let it.
Arch mage144: ...I'm almost envious.
Arch mage144: No, you're wrong.
PapatymisonN: And that's not awesome. ^_^
Arch mage144: I cut off both your legs and pack the open wounds with salt.
Arch mage144: Explain how that can be awesome?
OMG Priam: Please don't do that. I need to walk home.
PapatymisonN: I just lost 40 pounds!
Lithaladhwen: I could give you tentacles.
Arch mage144: You're a freak.
Lithaladhwen: He really would be after I finished.
PapatymisonN: Yes I am, young man. Yes I am.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
PapatymisonN: Let it never be said age drains humour.
OMG Priam: Oogh....drains....
CGNakibe: *Some might notice the three-tailed fox that slips into the bar about now. That would be expected*
Arch mage144: No, humor wraiths drain humor.
Lithaladhwen: (Farwind? Cuz she totally knows that'un.)
OMG Priam: Vampires drain humours...
PapatymisonN: Heard of them. Don't seem fun.
Arch mage144: ...which humor would that be?
CGNakibe: *Others would see it suddenly look up, snicker, and, most importantly*
CGNakibe: *James suddenly spouts writhing tentacles. They're just, hanging there. In mid air*
Arch mage144: I've never heard a vampire tell a joke, so they must lose them afterwards somehow.
OMG Priam: The ones. You know, humours.
Arch mage144: O_O
Lithaladhwen: .....
Arch mage144: OH MY GOD!
Arch mage144: Zea!
PapatymisonN: ... the FUCK? o.o
Arch mage144: What the hell did you do to me!?
Lithaladhwen: I wouldn't give you tentacles!
PapatymisonN: IM: ... is it the imp?
Arch mage144: Well WHY NOT?
OMG Priam: OW, LOUD.
Lithaladhwen: What the shit? Why do you point at me?!
Arch mage144: You're the only one here who would give anyone else tentacles!
CGNakibe: *A slight barking sound might be heard there* =^.^=
Lithaladhwen: BUT NOT YOU YOU SHIT.
Arch mage144: Where did you get them?
PapatymisonN: *eyes zoom there!*
Lithaladhwen: ...*hears barking*
OMG Priam: At the store! ^_^
Arch mage144: Is this an enchantment? An actual conjuration? Or an illusion?
OMG Priam: *chuckling*
PapatymisonN: *and there are magical fingers holding the fox*
Arch mage144: I disbelieve! *closes his eyes and appears to be straining*
CGNakibe: =o.o= *Innocent innocent*
CGNakibe: =>.>= HEY!
OMG Priam: Oh man.
CGNakibe: Don't touch the fur.
PapatymisonN: (Did I mention Dae got uberpowerful by then*
PapatymisonN: ?)
Lithaladhwen: Don't touch my roommate!
CGNakibe: Its so hard to keep clean, you know.
Lithaladhwen: Or give him tentacles!
CGNakibe: Awww.
Arch mage144: What store do you get tentacles at, anyway? Hentai R' Us?
PapatymisonN: *brings the fox near*
CGNakibe: *tentacles vanish* A Kitsune's gotta stay in SOME shape.
Lithaladhwen: *facepalm* No! Damn, James. Sometimes I have to make them from scratch.
PapatymisonN: And who are you, lil troublemaker?
Arch mage144: o_O
Arch mage144: Wait, how do you make tentacles out of scratches?
CGNakibe: *lets himself be kicked up and pulled by Dae* =o.o= Name's Farwind.
Lithaladhwen: No, it's like making pie from---Oh!
PapatymisonN: *it's still the magical, non-corporeal hand*
CGNakibe: You try very hard for tentacles out of scratches, you know.
Arch mage144: Oh, from scratch.
Lithaladhwen: Farwind. You scared the shit out of us.
PapatymisonN: (Read Family sometime...)
OMG Priam: Hey.
CGNakibe: Sorry. That was just a little TOO tempting.
CGNakibe: =o.o= Could whoever it is that's holding me please let me down now?
PapatymisonN: I can put him down? *to Zea*
Arch mage144: ...thank you for giving me an impromptu tentaclectomy.
Lithaladhwen: Please, do.
Arch mage144: (BRB.)
Lithaladhwen: Far's okay.
OMG Priam: ......Hey.
PapatymisonN: *puts him down gentle*
OMG Priam: Anybody want to fight?
PapatymisonN: Kids and their pranks, I swear...
Arch mage144: ...that's random.
Lithaladhwen: Not with you.
CGNakibe: *sits and begins checking over his fur* =6.6= Ah, good.
CGNakibe: Fight? Why?
OMG Priam: Ahdunno.
OMG Priam: Just sounds fun.
CGNakibe: Trust a two-leg to wanna fight just for the hell of it. =9.9=
Lithaladhwen: Can't you just... play Argovian Checkers or something? Play with the darts some more?
PapatymisonN: Hey, not all us two legs suck.
PapatymisonN: I do, m'self, but others don't.
OMG Priam: Those darts were getting dangerous.
OMG Priam: Heh, Daenj'r-ous.
Lithaladhwen: Do you, Father? *smirk*
OMG Priam: Heh!
OMG Priam: *wit!*
PapatymisonN: ... *looks at drinking guy*
PapatymisonN: Are you KIDDING?
CGNakibe: *chuckles* I'm fairly sure that was more info than you intended to part with.
PapatymisonN: Do you think I've NEVER heard that joke before?
PapatymisonN: I got that when I was TEN.
Lithaladhwen: Hey. What did I say about killing in the bar? I'm off-duty.
CGNakibe: So, Zea. How goes?
PapatymisonN: Gods... learn to be funny. Oy.
Lithaladhwen: Please be nice?
CGNakibe: I mean, its been a while since I saw you at Sorune's place.
Lithaladhwen: *to Far* It's going great, actually. Research is good, and all that. You?
Arch mage144: Wait, you just called him father. I thought Zeke was your dad?
Lithaladhwen: He is. But look at him.
CGNakibe: Just wandered in to find something interesting to do, and stuff.
Lithaladhwen: Father Tymisonn.
Arch mage144: Oh, wait. I see. Priestly title.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
Lithaladhwen: I don't get those, but Ashurans do.
Arch mage144: I forgot that he was a man of the cloth.
OMG Priam: *passes out on table*
Arch mage144: You don't?
Lithaladhwen: (That was abrupt.)
OMG Priam: (*runs to get Neb from work*)
Lithaladhwen: (Bye Priam!)
Lithaladhwen: (That was inordinately amusing!)
Arch mage144: So much for fighting. *pokes the unconscious man*
Lithaladhwen: Well, no. I don't.
Lithaladhwen: What would they call me?
Arch mage144: Sister?
CGNakibe: Don't think he would've lasted long anyway.
PapatymisonN: ... oh man.
Lithaladhwen: That's just weird.
PapatymisonN: Lemme.
Arch mage144: Mother?
Lithaladhwen: >.o
PapatymisonN: And sister, Zea.
PapatymisonN: And you might get a new name.
CGNakibe: Weird.
PapatymisonN: *raises a hand*
Lithaladhwen: I don't like Sister Zea, or Sister Mazuo, or Sister of the Hybridized Zombies.
Arch mage144: Sister Zea Mazuo, shrine maiden of Reshtaha!
Lithaladhwen: *sigh.....sweatdrop*
Arch mage144: ...does Reshtaha have shrine maidens?
CGNakibe: Sister of the Hybridized Zombies?
PapatymisonN: *goodbye, alcohol poisoning*
PapatymisonN: (Resh: Why, what do they do? o.o)
PapatymisonN: *looks at Zea*
Lithaladhwen: I don't think he does. I've never asked, but.... that would imply he cares whether his followers are virgins or not.
Lithaladhwen: I know damn well he doesn't.
Arch mage144: I doubt he does. You die one way or the other.
CGNakibe: I never really got all this religion stuff myself.
CGNakibe: Maybe its 'cause I'm a fox.
PapatymisonN: Hmm... ... Sister... Sister...
PapatymisonN: Alti Sorion.
Lithaladhwen: *to Far* Sometimes you get stuck with it. It's not so bad.
Lithaladhwen: Sister whatnow?
Arch mage144: ...why the hell should she change her name to that?
Arch mage144: That's a terrible name. What does it even mean?
CGNakibe: So, Zea.
Lithaladhwen: Father MakesUpScrewyNamesForStrangers.
PapatymisonN: (Priam: Your character has been Purged.)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, Far.
CGNakibe: Is this guy, like, your boyfriend or something? =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: ...
PapatymisonN: *snicker!*
Lithaladhwen: Is...what?
PapatymisonN: *drinks...*
CGNakibe: I mean, he's got your scent all over his clothes and stuff.
Lithaladhwen: James and I are living together.
CGNakibe: Ah.
Lithaladhwen: *avoid question-jutsu*
CGNakibe: A nice nest. A few shiny things....
Arch mage144: Yeah, we have shiny things.
CGNakibe: *gives a fox-ish snicker* And you know, maybe in a few years...
PapatymisonN: (... I forget. Is Naruto any good?)
CGNakibe: (You like DBZ?)
PapatymisonN: (Not most days.)
Arch mage144: (The answer is "no")
Lithaladhwen: Maybe in a few years what?
CGNakibe: (There you go then.)
Arch mage144: (SEXY NO JUTSU)
CGNakibe: (It's got a better sort of plot to it, but that kinda gets lost in the DBZ-esque writing style.)
PapatymisonN: (Right. Just wondering.)
CGNakibe: (You know, stuff happens, fight starts, exposition, explanation of character, realization of stuff, and then a few moments of good fighting before the next exploration of character, etc.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway.)
PapatymisonN: (Anyway.)
Lithaladhwen: (Sorry I brought up Zea's avoid-question woman-power.)
CGNakibe: Now now, Zea, don't be modest. ^^
Lithaladhwen: I'm not. What the shit are you talking about?
Arch mage144: What's modesty have to do with anything? I don't think she's terribly modest.
PapatymisonN: *imagines the kids... hey, not bad...*
Arch mage144: She has no reason to be.
CGNakibe: *chuckles* Sure sure, fine fine.
Lithaladhwen: ô_o Yeah, okay.
CGNakibe: *hops up onto a clear space on the table, then settles down* I'll just sit here. Seems reasonably clean. Better than the floor, anyway.
PapatymisonN: ... anyways, children... should the old man buy a round?
CGNakibe: You don't mind, do you?
Lithaladhwen: I don't.
Lithaladhwen: And, um. Sure.
Lithaladhwen: If you tell me what that name is you gave me.
Arch mage144: If you're buying, "old man," sure, I'm drinking.
PapatymisonN: *waves over a waiter, who waits to take orders*
PapatymisonN: W: And what will you folks have tonight?
Lithaladhwen: Another sauvignon blanc.
Lithaladhwen: And seriously. That name.
CGNakibe: *just yawns for the moment*
Lithaladhwen: Alti...Sorion?
PapatymisonN: *the waiter nods*
CGNakibe: You know, its nice having the third tail in.
PapatymisonN: Alti is a common first name for nuns. She's one of our holiest figures.
Lithaladhwen: Okay. That's half of the wierd name.
Arch mage144: Why would you change your name to the name of some other nun?
PapatymisonN: And Sorion worked to bridge relations between living and undead, but he was killed for his efforts.
Arch mage144: Ah, just bring me a pint of Baronian stout.
Lithaladhwen: I see.
Lithaladhwen: That's very interesting. Don't tell people to call me that.
PapatymisonN: Wouldn't dream.
Lithaladhwen: You can do whatever you want, but that isn't my name.
PapatymisonN: (Anyone who can tell me the origin of at LEAST the first name gets a cookie.)
PapatymisonN: I know. Just... it WOULD be were your life RADICALLY different.
Lithaladhwen: (Alti means high. Plural of alta/o in Italian.)
CGNakibe: What would you be like as a priestess of this Ashura, anyway?
Lithaladhwen: ...lame, Farwind.
Lithaladhwen: Lame and useless.
PapatymisonN: (Probably true. Not where I got it from.)
Arch mage144: *laughing*
PapatymisonN: ... that'd be hilarious to see.
Arch mage144: The fox is so right. *drinks deeply from his freshly-delivered pint*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Oh, hell. And there James goes again.
CGNakibe: Yeah, you say that now, but its still kinda hilarious to think about.
PapatymisonN: Oh, and I'll have... um... hmm. Jaezerfarben, please.
PapatymisonN: OH! And do you have sushi?
PapatymisonN: ... good! A big plate for us all, please.
PapatymisonN: A sampler, yeah. Thanks.
PapatymisonN: *the waiter goes off to get that!*
Arch mage144: ...what the hell did you just order? Is that some goblin dish?
PapatymisonN: Jaezerfarben's STRONG gob ale.
PapatymisonN: Good stuff.
CGNakibe: *wrinkles nose*
CGNakibe: If you say so.
Arch mage144: I see.
Lithaladhwen: *tilts her head briefly as if listening to something, but goes back to her wine*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Fucking ghosts. Go away.
PapatymisonN: *gets the beer, AND the sampler plate of sushi*
PapatymisonN: ... o.o An old man knows joy. ^_^
Lithaladhwen: ...That's...that's great.
PapatymisonN: Well, kids? Dig in! *takes a shrimp roll!*
CGNakibe: Old men know that?
PapatymisonN: Apparently.
PapatymisonN: ^_^
CGNakibe: I thought they were just busy running poor starving foxes off their lawns.
Lithaladhwen: *snags whatever has the most roe on the outside*
CGNakibe: Thinking that I'd shit on their flowers or something.
Lithaladhwen: *because she's a fucking freak and she likes it*
PapatymisonN: ... no, the lawn, not the flowers.
PapatymisonN: Shit on the flowers is fertilizer.
CGNakibe: =HEY! YOU FOX! GET OFF THE GODDAMN LAWN!=
CGNakibe: (Nekonian, for those who don't know)
Lithaladhwen: ...Far? I don't think you'd like my lawn anyway.
PapatymisonN: ... was that Nekonian?
Lithaladhwen: It's full of dead things. It wouldn't smell good to you.
CGNakibe: I've seen something that was PROBABLY your lawn, Zea.
Lithaladhwen: Hell. Doesn't smell good to me.
CGNakibe: I didn't visit it, just in case.
CGNakibe: I mean, I smelled bloodvine. Barely.
CGNakibe: Among other things.
CGNakibe: Lawn'd probably eat a poor fox like me.
PapatymisonN: Sounds about right.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, the bloodvine. Does that have a smell?
Arch mage144: *eats salmon sushi* Nothing like raw fish.
PapatymisonN: You like it, son? This stuff's ambrosia to me... ^_^
CGNakibe: Yeah. Kinda nasty too. Not a real stink, but that and the smell of the magic around it...
PapatymisonN: *eating it quickly... gather it up before he gets it all!*
CGNakibe: It DOES leave an impression on the nose.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, yeah. I guess it would.
Lithaladhwen: That's good to know.
CGNakibe: Well, one way to tell if it doesn't have a smell.
CGNakibe: If you hear that there's a sudden dog shortage in the area...
Lithaladhwen: ^^; Heh. I guess.
Arch mage144: My father got me into it.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I actually finally met your father, James. Now we're even.
Lithaladhwen: He caught me in the middle of this bizarre social engineering experiment.
PapatymisonN: Oh... how is ol' Hak?
Arch mage144: I actually haven't talked to him in several months.
Arch mage144: Since I've been living with Zea I see very little of him. Then again, my position as her roommate is presumably temporary.
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs*
CGNakibe: Social engineering? o.o
Lithaladhwen: He knows. He didn't seem worried. I don't think he's going to ground you or anything.
Lithaladhwen: *to Far* I was manipulating surface kids for my own amusement.
PapatymisonN: IM: Same ol' Hak...
CGNakibe: Be careful with that.
PapatymisonN: (Quil: And a good job too.)
Lithaladhwen: It's ending well so far.
CGNakibe: The most dangerous animal in the world that I've found is the five-year-old with attitude.
Lithaladhwen: *laugh* They're my age, and I think they'll both be better off.
PapatymisonN: ... good to hear...
Lithaladhwen: This jackass wanted to get a really really naive surface girl into bed so she would help him study malediction or something.
Arch mage144: Not like he can ground me anyway.
PapatymisonN: o.o Really.
Lithaladhwen: So I helped him get it done, and now they're broken up like they should be.
PapatymisonN: ... wait, wait, wait... he SLEPT with her... so she'd help him with his HOMEWORK.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. She was obsessed with him.
CGNakibe: Yep, this sounds just wonderful.
Lithaladhwen: I'm so glad I didn't grow up on the surface. I swear it makes women stupid.
Arch mage144: Wow, that's a good deal for him.
Arch mage144: ...she's retarded, though.
Arch mage144: Who was this again?
PapatymisonN: ... bit shameful, but how am I supposed to know what's good for kids today?
CGNakibe: Hey, they're broken up, right?
Lithaladhwen: Quillan Rose and Glykeria something or other.
CGNakibe: She can't be THAT stupid.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, they broke up because I tipped her off.
PapatymisonN: Wait, Rose? Annie's boy?
Lithaladhwen: I don't know who his parents are.
Lithaladhwen: None of my busines.s
PapatymisonN: The brother of the boy who kissed your hand...?
Lithaladhwen: Oh, are they related? Huh. They're very different. Can't tell which I like better the smart prick or the stupid gentleman.
Lithaladhwen: Quillan's predictable at least. He'll try to get laid, and he'll try to get good grades.
Lithaladhwen: Everything follows from that or something.
CGNakibe: Wow.
PapatymisonN: (Quill: Oh, you've got me all wrong. Sex was just a MEANS TO GET good grades...)
CGNakibe: When you put it that way he doesn't sound that good.
PapatymisonN: (Quill: And grades are power. ^_^)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, sure. And Quillan reads Sultry Sorceress Monthly for the articles.)
CGNakibe: Slightly better than "Eat, Sleep, Screw" =-.-=
Lithaladhwen: He's not great. But not terrible.
Lithaladhwen: What worries me is that my familiar likes him.
Lithaladhwen: Weird.
PapatymisonN: Your familiar?
PapatymisonN: What's wrong with that?
Lithaladhwen: ...You'd have to know him.
PapatymisonN: ... right.
CGNakibe: I haven't seen any animals or anything about you, Zea. =o.o=
PapatymisonN: ... it's a ghost, right?
Lithaladhwen: He's not an animal. He's... I don't know. Functionally a ghost, but not really.
CGNakibe: I mean, that's what usually counts. And as much as I like you, Zea, I'm not really interested in the job. *chuckles*
CGNakibe: Oh.
Lithaladhwen: He's...my familiar. *shrug*
PapatymisonN: ... and being liked by him is a bad idea.
Lithaladhwen: And...*to Daenj'r* How'd you guess?
CGNakibe: Your familiar like many people?
Lithaladhwen: That he was a ghost, I mean.
CGNakibe: *nods*
PapatymisonN: ... I can... feel him.
PapatymisonN: In no specific way, but... yeah.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, right. Yeah, he'd be pretty suspicious of you.
PapatymisonN: I'd suspect.
PapatymisonN: I'm his natural enemy, I guess.
Lithaladhwen: But attracting his attention isn't good. People have before, and it's really not a great idea.
CGNakibe: Hm.
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow*
Arch mage144: Ghosts. Bah.
Lithaladhwen: Bah? Oh, come on, James.
CGNakibe: Aaanyway. *conjures up the image of a dragon breathing smoke and crawling around the table looking for... Gods know what*
Arch mage144: Eh, they don't interest me so much. I know they're a huge part of your research and that being a reaper they're of great importance to you.
Arch mage144: But they're among my least favorite types of undead.
CGNakibe: Dragon: Raaaar! >O<
PapatymisonN: ... liches are worse.
Lithaladhwen: Why least favorite? You have favorites?
Arch mage144: Sure!
Arch mage144: Don't you? You're a necromancer!
Lithaladhwen: I generally decide on an individual basis. I mean, physiologically, nekojin are really interesting. But personality-wise... I don't get along with them all.
Lithaladhwen: Jezreel and I clash a lot. As we know.
PapatymisonN: o.o
PapatymisonN: *looks at James, says nothing*
Lithaladhwen: And he was an elf. Not so different from me.
CGNakibe: Another ghost?
Arch mage144: Yeah, but you have to have favorite classes of undead.
Arch mage144: Like, I dunno. My favorite are liches, or maybe nightwalkers.
Lithaladhwen: *looks positively wistful* Nighwalkers...
PapatymisonN: ... yep. *eats the last sushi*
CGNakibe: *The chibi-dragon prowls around Zea's drink, breathing chibi-fire at it and growling*
Lithaladhwen: I need to get one of those.
Arch mage144: Zea, they're huge.
Arch mage144: Where would you keep it? *takes a deep drink of his stout*
Lithaladhwen: *tugs her drink away from the dragon* Oh, come on! Some girls want a pony, and I want a Nightwalker.
PapatymisonN: IM: Uh huh. He's got a beef with a nekojin.
Arch mage144: I'd get you one, but I have no way to control it.
CGNakibe: *Dragon vanishes as it is touched*
Lithaladhwen: My birthday isn't until Falisara. You should get me one.
Lithaladhwen: You have plenty of time.
PapatymisonN: IM: Other people too, but the nekojin figures prominently.
Arch mage144: You think I'm going to learn enough necromancy between now and then to summon and control such a powerful embodiment of shadow!?
Arch mage144: I'm talented, but seriously!
Lithaladhwen: Well, fine.
Lithaladhwen: But see what I do for your birthday.
CGNakibe: Shadow mages. *shakes his head* Ah, well. All sorts of fifth-paws in this world.
Arch mage144: .......
CGNakibe: All of them are equally interesting.
Arch mage144: IM: I was hoping for something a little more physical. And a little more tangible. And a little less undead.
Lithaladhwen: And, um. Farwind. To answer your question from before, Jezreel is a ghost.
Lithaladhwen: He's a dead elf who wrote some crazy shit and recently tried to tear my aura out and kill me.
CGNakibe: *nods* Thought he might have been.
PapatymisonN: Sounds like fun.
Lithaladhwen: James has read his book. So Jezreel tattles to him instead of to me when John acts up.
Arch mage144: *sighs* He was a decent author, but sometimes I wish he'd just shut up.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. You don't know the half of it. Having that crap whispered in your ear all night when you're little?
CGNakibe: Your ghosts already sound... interesting.
Lithaladhwen: I bet that's why I'm so weird.
Arch mage144: .....might be.
Arch mage144: Why haven't you forced him to pass on yet?
PapatymisonN: You actually didn't turn out TERRIBLY...
Lithaladhwen: Because I'm still pissed at him.
Arch mage144: Ouch. Vengeful.
PapatymisonN: You're easily less weird than any of MY kids.
Arch mage144: "I deny you rest in the peaceful afterlife!"
CGNakibe: Oooh.
CGNakibe: Don't wanna get Zea mad, there.
Lithaladhwen: *to Dae* Good to know. I don't hear that often.
Lithaladhwen: *to the others* And really, if it were his time to pass on, someone else could do it. As long as the decision is being left to me, he goes when I say he can go.
CGNakibe: He sounds like he can wait, anyway.
CGNakibe: *yaaaaawn*
Arch mage144: He should write some more books. If he gives me the manuscripts I'll copy them to corporeal paper for him.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, you should tell him that. He has a hard time with the delicate work like that.
Lithaladhwen: He'd be tickled.
Arch mage144: He can have them published...posthumously.
Lithaladhwen: You'll never lose your housekeys again.
PapatymisonN: *the waiter taps Zea on the shoulder*
CGNakibe: The one great benefit to having familiar ghosts.
Lithaladhwen: ...*is tapped on the shoulder*
PapatymisonN: Um... this came for you. You're Zea, right?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. What is it?
PapatymisonN: *hands her a note with a red scythe symbol on it*
PapatymisonN: *and he's off again!*
Lithaladhwen: *note GETTO*
Lithaladhwen: (What's it say, sirrah?)
CGNakibe: Although it occurs to me that you have to drop one hell of a hammer on a ghost that's peeping on you in the shower. *snickers*
PapatymisonN: Outside. Now. Won't be long.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I know some of them do.
Arch mage144: IM: Hell, I occasionally do.
Lithaladhwen: I...uh huh.
Lithaladhwen: Okay, I need to step out for a sec. Be right back.
Arch mage144: ...work?
Lithaladhwen: Nobody steal my lavender.
Arch mage144: Now?
Arch mage144: I won't let them.
Lithaladhwen: I dunno. Work. Always.
Lithaladhwen: *slips out*
PapatymisonN: ... tell Resh hi.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, sure.
CGNakibe: See you when you get back, Zea.
PapatymisonN: *a cloaked figure stands a little ways down the street, ghostly, holding a jagged, cruel scythe*
CGNakibe: So. ...James, was it? You smell familiar. =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: *summons her scythe and heads over*
PapatymisonN: You won't need that.
Lithaladhwen: IM: That's uncharacteristically intimidating.
Lithaladhwen: Says you.
Lithaladhwen: I've learned not to trust all my teachers.
PapatymisonN: *hands her the clipboard, with the stereotypical bony hand*
Lithaladhwen: *takes*
Arch mage144: I smell like a familiar?
Arch mage144: I'm somewhat offended.
PapatymisonN: It's just this week's work schedule. I wanted to introduce myself.
Lithaladhwen: (What is with James' command of Common tonight?)
Arch mage144: (He's barely listening to other people when they speak, as usual.)
CGNakibe: No no. You SMELL familiar.
PapatymisonN: ... hard without a name, but still.
Arch mage144: Oh. Like who? Or what?
Arch mage144: You're a fox. *blinks, as if realizing this for the first time*
Lithaladhwen: Okay. My name is Zea Helena Mazuo. You... don't have anything for me to call you?
PapatymisonN: ... sir will do.
OMG Priam: (Still in the place?)
OMG Priam: (*unbolds*)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, they are. Zea's stepped out on business.)
CGNakibe: Are you related to anyone that speaks Nekonian? =o.o=
PapatymisonN: I'm taking over for Jethro.
Lithaladhwen: Sir, huh? So...wait.
Lithaladhwen: Where is he?
CGNakibe: And technically I'm a kitsune, but these are the lost details.
PapatymisonN: Another reason why I'm coming.
Lithaladhwen: Did he get transferred?
Arch mage144: Yeah, my father is fluent. I know a little.
PapatymisonN: He's retiring. Crossing over.
PapatymisonN: He's leaving tomorrow.
Lithaladhwen: ...Oh.
PapatymisonN: Thought you'd like to know.
Lithaladhwen: Damn.
OMG Priam: *stirs*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, thanks. I appreciate that.
PapatymisonN: *nods, ever so slightly*
PapatymisonN: Three PM.
Arch mage144: (Is Jethro going to be on the John Edwards show?)
PapatymisonN: (God I hope not.)
Arch mage144: ...hey, the unconscious man is waking up.
Lithaladhwen: Will I have a chance to go talk to him first, or is it strictly an 'audience only' thing?
Arch mage144: He's probably going to be pissed that he's sober now.
Arch mage144: I would.
OMG Priam: (I'm getting something with an S)
CGNakibe: Ah.
Lithaladhwen: (No, wait. A J.)
PapatymisonN: You'll have a chance to say goodbye.
CGNakibe: Your dad, then.
Lithaladhwen: (Right. J.)
Arch mage144: (SKEET SHOOTING)
CGNakibe: I must've met him... damn. Years ago.
Arch mage144: (Someone deceased in the audience liked SKEET SHOOTING)
Lithaladhwen: *nods* Excellent.
OMG Priam: (J, like John, or Jenna, some J name...)
PapatymisonN: I look forward to working with you.
Arch mage144: (Jules.)
OMG Priam: (Jehovah?)
Lithaladhwen: Absolutely. Though if I may ask a really rude question?
OMG Priam: (Just think about it, I'm sure it'll come to you)
Lithaladhwen: (Jebediah Springfield?)
PapatymisonN: As long as it's quick. I have a scheduled take in a short amount of time.
Lithaladhwen: (Jehosephat?)
OMG Priam: Mmngh...
OMG Priam: (J-E-N-O-V-A)
Arch mage144: (JEHOVA STARTS WITH AN I. *smacks Priam*)
Lithaladhwen: Why are you rockin' out the really terrifying skeletal look?
Lithaladhwen: (Thanks Brian.)
PapatymisonN: .... it suits me.
Arch mage144: You know my father?
Arch mage144: Why does everyone know my father? o_O
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. Just don't scare the everloving shit out of your prospects.
CGNakibe: Did at one point, I think.
Lithaladhwen: They won't pass on as easily.
PapatymisonN: ... take care. *fades away*
CGNakibe: ... Huh? Dunno 'bout that. =o.o=
Lithaladhwen: ....I have a really bad feeling about this.
Arch mage144: I find it amusing that you recognize me based on his scent and remember him as "the guy who speaks Nekonian" out of the thousands of others who do.
Lithaladhwen: *heads back inside*
Arch mage144: Welcome back. The drunk guy is awake and no one stole your lilac.
OMG Priam: *appears to be staggering to...well, not to his feet, but to a sitting position*
Arch mage144: Also, the kitsune, like everyone else, knows my father.
Lithaladhwen: Hi drunk guy. Thanks James.
CGNakibe: It takes a while to remember old scents.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Though it was lavender.
PapatymisonN: (... Priam, you totally missed it.)
CGNakibe: I haven't smelled him in ages.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Whatever.
OMG Priam: (Sure did!)
OMG Priam: Name's Clive....
Lithaladhwen: So, um. Apparently I'm busy tomorrow at three.
OMG Priam: Oongh....woozy.
Arch mage144: Clive?
PapatymisonN: (Dae healed him AGES ago, but I let it slide as I figured he'd still be unconscious.)
Arch mage144: ...Clive Woozy?
Arch mage144: That's a goofy name.
OMG Priam: It would be, sure...
PapatymisonN: (He should at LEAST not be in danger of being dead from alcohol poisoning.)
Arch mage144: (He probably wasn't before.)
OMG Priam: It would be really courteous of the room to stop spinning right now...
Arch mage144: (A guy at work the other night had survived a BAC of 0.54%)
PapatymisonN: ... huh. Let me try that again...
OMG Priam: (At this point, we're just having hangover)
CGNakibe: *BARK!*
Lithaladhwen: *rests her chin on her palm and watches the guys converse about drunkenness*
PapatymisonN: *tries to cure the hangover*
CGNakibe: *snickers*
Arch mage144: (For the sake of demonstration, 0.08% is the legal limit for intoxication in America)
PapatymisonN: *... y'know what? Does. It's crap that he's not able to*
OMG Priam: ....O_O
OMG Priam: *RUNS outside*
PapatymisonN: ... ooh.
Arch mage144: ......
PapatymisonN: Sometimes that happens.
Arch mage144: I think the fox was too much for him.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Arch mage144: Either that or he's gotta hurl.
PapatymisonN: Probably the latter.
CGNakibe: Money's on a little of both. =>.>=
OMG Priam: *struggles with his pants, visibly through the window, on his way in the direction of the outhouse!*
Lithaladhwen: Oh, James. For the record. I know you probably don't remember offering your sexual services to Jethro, but he's retiring tomorrow.
Lithaladhwen: I'll be going to see him off.
Arch mage144: No, I...wait, what?
PapatymisonN: Oh, we were all wrong.
Arch mage144: I offered what to who?
Lithaladhwen: You were really out of it.
Arch mage144: I must've been absurdly drunk.
CGNakibe: Well, there goes the idea of James and Zea having kids...
Lithaladhwen: What?!
Lithaladhwen: No.
PapatymisonN: (Jethro: I was gracious in my refusal.)
Arch mage144: HUH?
Lithaladhwen: I veto.
Arch mage144: I don't need kids!
CGNakibe: And I was SO looking forward to it. =6.6=
CGNakibe: *seems to be shaking...*
PapatymisonN: They'd... probably turn out alright...
CGNakibe: Oh, I dunno. I mean, if they're surrounded by ghosts...
Lithaladhwen: Far? Uh... y'okay?
Arch mage144: I'm sure we have great breeding stock, but that doesn't mean we need to have kids.
OMG Priam: *Notably, is in a corner, apparently sleeping*
Lithaladhwen: This conversation is weird. And confusing.
Lithaladhwen: It should stop.
PapatymisonN: Agreed.
Arch mage144: Yeah, what the hell, man.
PapatymisonN: Much as I like discussing potential life...
Arch mage144: Quit bringing up my potential children with my roommate.
CGNakibe: Confusing? Doubt it. Amusing? YES. Stopping? Sure, since you asked.
Lithaladhwen: Thank you.
Lithaladhwen: All of my guy friends are screwed up.
Lithaladhwen: You guys, and Sorune, and Solis, and John, and the rest of my overly-familiar army of random guys.
CGNakibe: Didn't know I counted just yet. =o.o=
Arch mage144: Agreed. Bartender! Bring me a salty dog!
PapatymisonN: Consider yourself lucky.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, eh. *waves him off* I've known you long enough that I doubt you'll try to kill me.
CGNakibe: (Zea is, like, Tenchi)
Arch mage144: (That means we need more spin-offs.)
CGNakibe: (How many's good? 10? 20?)
OMG Priam: (NO NEED FOR REAPERS)
CGNakibe: (Zea In Space!)
Lithaladhwen: (Priam: XD I LOL'd.)
Arch mage144: (Zea in Tokyo)
CGNakibe: (The possibilities for AWESOME are vast)
OMG Priam: (Zea Uber: The Devil Pirate Saga)
OMG Priam: *reenters, looking...well, rather well, for what he's been through recently*
CGNakibe: Feeling better? =>.>= *looks at the entering man*
Arch mage144: *rapidly consumes his new beverage*
OMG Priam: I want to know who cast that water spell on me. So I can hit them.
Lithaladhwen: (brb)
CGNakibe: Violence doesn't work so well on an empty stomach, I'm told. =o.o=
Arch mage144: Water spell?
OMG Priam: Not you, then.
CGNakibe: Please do not attempt to blame the cute fox. *puppy-dog eyes* He's cute.
CGNakibe: And bites.
OMG Priam: Yeah, too cute to kick. Almost.
PapatymisonN: *yawwwwwwwwwwwwn*
Arch mage144: What water spell?
CGNakibe: I kick back, you know.
OMG Priam: *to Mr. Demon Guy Man* The one that is now resting in the depths of the back outhouse.
CGNakibe: Just a warning in case you haven't met many talking foxes before. Granted if you have I'd like to know.
PapatymisonN: *continues to drink*
Lithaladhwen: (back)
CGNakibe: That likely means I need to scold some cousins or something.
Arch mage144: I see.
OMG Priam: Don't think I don't see you back there, Geezer.
PapatymisonN: ... excuse me?
Lithaladhwen: ...You either need to quit drinking for the night or have a whole lot more, because I have no idea what you're talking about.
OMG Priam: Imagine waking up with the plane's biggest headache, and then someone casts a water spell on you that makes you have to pee in the RIGHT NOW.
OMG Priam: That's an awfully rude awakening, if you ask me.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* I don't pass out in public. Girls shouldn't. It's a bad idea.
OMG Priam: ....headache's gone, though, so I guess that's good.
PapatymisonN: You're welcome.
OMG Priam: See, maybe next time you could keep your outhouse rituals to yourself, eh old man? Not all of us suffer from the same irregularity as you.
Lithaladhwen: ...
Arch mage144: o_o
Lithaladhwen: ...No, what?
PapatymisonN: ... it was a basic healing spell.
PapatymisonN: You just had a side effect, that's all.
Arch mage144: Magic has side effects?
OMG Priam: Don't try to blame this one on me.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. You should see what happens when I try to heal people.
Lithaladhwen: It's bad.
Arch mage144: That's different.
CGNakibe: Hey, if you don't know what you're doing... or even if you do... weird stuff happens.
OMG Priam: See, the squirrel knows where it's at.
CGNakibe: ... Squirrel? *growl* =>.>=
PapatymisonN: ... Oh brother.
OMG Priam: *sits back down. Are those darts still in the floor?*
Arch mage144: He's a fox.
CGNakibe: *stops growling, preens* =-.-= Not worth the time.
OMG Priam: Yeah, that.
OMG Priam: *gets those darts out of the floor, hucks 'em*
OnlineHost: OMG Priam rolled 2 15-sided dice: 14 6
Arch mage144: ...careful with those things, they're pointy.
OMG Priam: Not a lot better when sober, I guess. Note to self: Never challenge Royce to darts.
OMG Priam: <Now has a name! The street-savvy ranger! His name is Royce!>
Lithaladhwen: Ah, let him play. That's what he has two eyes for.
Lithaladhwen: One's a spare.
Arch mage144: I never said he was going to hurt himself. I don't care if he does.
PapatymisonN: Ah man. I hate body part regeneration...
OMG Priam: *Points at Zea*
PapatymisonN: Always so nasty to watch...
Arch mage144: And besides, if he loses an eye, he can move to the land of the blind.
CGNakibe: Heh.
OMG Priam: I like the way you think.
OMG Priam: *collects the darts*
CGNakibe: And make himself king?
Arch mage144: Yes.
Lithaladhwen: ...*sighs*
Arch mage144: Zea can use the eye for her experiments.
Lithaladhwen: I could, yes.
Arch mage144: Can you attach it to my forehead and then let me see through it?
PapatymisonN: ... why?
CGNakibe: You'd probably want it enchanted then.
Lithaladhwen: No. But I could fix it so that it would run around on the nerve in the back like it was a little bundle of tentacles.
PapatymisonN: Just... why?
Arch mage144: Man, why do you have a tentacle fixation?
CGNakibe: Those third eyes are always fun.
Arch mage144: Don't you think it would be interesting to have more eyes? It would probably change the way you saw things.
Arch mage144: Literally.
Lithaladhwen: ....
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, that's great.
CGNakibe: Ow.
CGNakibe: *whines a bit* I think that one was kinda painful. =>.9=
Lithaladhwen: But people who live in my house have no more than two eyes. Unless I hear a damned good reason otherwise.
Arch mage144: I can keep it closed when you don't want to look at it if we put a lid on it.
Lithaladhwen: ...
OMG Priam: Hahaha!
CGNakibe: Ah, well.
OMG Priam: Man, you guys are a riot.
CGNakibe: I assume Zea's already got eyes in the back of her head anyway.
Arch mage144: I knew a guy at Gunnir who gave himself an extra kidney.
Arch mage144: He mounted it on his chest, for some reason. He was a quack.
Lithaladhwen: ....
PapatymisonN: ... I'll say.
PapatymisonN: Let me guess. A drunk?
CGNakibe: Sounds effective enough.
Lithaladhwen: What the hell? The last time I was at Gunnir I was almost eaten by some succubus-hunting demon, but that worries me more.
Lithaladhwen: That's just weird.
OMG Priam: Yeah, seriously. Why would you want to mess with that? The human body's already got plenty of neat stuff.
PapatymisonN: Heck, ALL bodies are pretty amazing.
Lithaladhwen: You know what I just realized?
Lithaladhwen: Every time I go anywhere to do research, something tries to eat me.
Lithaladhwen: Or at least some part of me.
Arch mage144: No, a quack. There's a difference.
CGNakibe: That's the odd thing about bodies.
CGNakibe: They smell like meat.
Arch mage144: What does having another kidney do for you in terms of being drunk?
CGNakibe: And so many things apparently taste like chicken.
Lithaladhwen: I went to Theice. Nearly died, oh... uh... three times? Gunnir? Oh, succubus-hunter.
CGNakibe: Except duck.
Arch mage144: The body modification club at Gunnir was just weird, anyway. I didn't really associate with those people.
Lithaladhwen: All kinds of good shit.
PapatymisonN: Extra filtering for the alcohol. Presumably, you can drink more.
OMG Priam: You should go to Vane. No predators there.
Arch mage144: (Dude, your kidneys don't filter alcohol :-( )
Arch mage144: An interesting notion. I don't actually know if it was a functioning kidney.
PapatymisonN: (... damn. I always get kidneys confused with... liver! That's it!)
CGNakibe: (Good with onions)
OMG Priam: (You only have one liver, though)
PapatymisonN: (Thus why I didn't pluralize it.)
Lithaladhwen: (Good with fava beans.)
Lithaladhwen: (And a nice chianti. *hissses*)
OMG Priam: Well, except underground, anyway.
Arch mage144: (Alcohol is metabolized by the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase.)
CGNakibe: Filed away under "Crazy Two-leg stunts", thanks.
OMG Priam: (*drinks?*)
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head*
Arch mage144: (And yes, it's in the liver.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: I wonder what would happen if something did kill me and eat me. I mean, I know what will happen when I die as far as paperwork goes, but that's about it.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I know what to check and what to sign.
PapatymisonN: (I always, always, always confuse them. Kidneys filter ... blood, or something?)
OMG Priam: (Uryne)
Arch mage144: (Yes, strictly speaking, but alcohol is in your blood, too. The purpose of kidneys is to remove water, salts, and urea from your bloodstream, among other things.)
Arch mage144: (They do other stuff [gluconeogenesis comes to mind] and are also part of blood pressure regulation not only through fluid managment but through the renin-angiotensin-aldosterone system.)
Arch mage144: (Anyway.)
Lithaladhwen: (*takes a drink*)
PapatymisonN: (Thanks, doc! I'm informed!)
Arch mage144: (Also, true or false: sugar shows up in urine.)
PapatymisonN: (... false.)
OMG Priam: (False, I believe)
Lithaladhwen: (It shouldn't.)
Arch mage144: (Correct, unless you're diabetic. Your body uses that.)
OMG Priam: (If it does, you have problems)
Lithaladhwen: (That's a bad sign.)
Arch mage144: (You'd be amazed how many people think it's normal for you to pee out excess sugar or something.)
Lithaladhwen: (Well, this has been highly-educational, but less than fantasy-themed. We should roleplaying game.)
Arch mage144: (Right.)
Arch mage144: (My bad.)
Lithaladhwen: (Goddamned huge fucking rant about the kidneys.)
OMG Priam: Lots of trees up in Vane, though.
PapatymisonN: (OK, damned hungry. BRB.)
CGNakibe: Hm.
Arch mage144: (Probably ought to move in the direction of bed sometime soon, myself, especially since my eyes are bitching at me today.)
OMG Priam: (See, y'all complain about kidneys, but where are we without them?)
Arch mage144: (You can get by without one-half of a kidney.)
Arch mage144: (Not comfortably, I must admit.)
CGNakibe: *Starts playing with illusions of dogs chasing cats chasing mice on the table*
Lithaladhwen: *seems a bit zoned out* Hey, Farwind and Father Daenj'r Tymisonn of the Tendency to Name Me. I think I might be heading home soon. I've got some things to do tomorrow, and I'll be kicking myself for years if I miss it.
CGNakibe: Okay.
Lithaladhwen: Friend of mine is passing on, and I feel like I should let him know I'm not pissed at him anymore before he signs the final paperwork.
CGNakibe: Hm.
CGNakibe: Good luck with that then, Zea.
Lithaladhwen: We had a brief... issue of miscommunication in which he killed me. I was a little sore about the circumstances, and I haven't spoken with him since.
PapatymisonN: ... alright, then.
PapatymisonN: I hope you can settle things with him, then.
CGNakibe: Quite the issue, if you ask me. But hey, if you aren't still sore about it...
Lithaladhwen: I'm sure it'll be fine. He's a good guy. He just... underestimated me, I think. Which is something I get from colleagues a lot.
CGNakibe: Heh. Why do you think you don't see me in the forest with the other foxes?
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: So that you can come make James sprout tentacles?
CGNakibe: Yeah, but besides that.
CGNakibe: I'm just a "scrawny-looking beta fox".
CGNakibe: Relations improve somewhat after they're thrown into a tree, mind.
Arch mage144: Please, never do that again.
CGNakibe: But the ten seconds before that aren't really pleasant.
CGNakibe: Fine. Take away all of a young fox's fun, whydoncha? =-.-=
Arch mage144: Only if it involves tentacles on weird parts of my body.
Arch mage144: Which is all of them.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. They're fine the way they are.
Arch mage144: I agree.
Lithaladhwen: No tentacles.
Arch mage144: IM: Wait, what?
Lithaladhwen: I don't like them as much as James seems to think I do.
Arch mage144: I don't think you want me to have tentacles!
PapatymisonN: ... they're no fun.
Arch mage144: What would I do with them, anyway?
Lithaladhwen: I'll tell you when you're older.
Arch mage144: ......ew.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah.
Arch mage144: This is not a Nekonian woodblock print.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs* You know my mother has an original.
PapatymisonN: ... surprising.
Arch mage144: Oh, man. That's just weird. What with the woman and the octopus and the place where its beak is at...
CGNakibe: *chuckles*
Lithaladhwen: Oh, no. This is a rare one. It's got a kraken.
Lithaladhwen: Several women.
Lithaladhwen: Worth a lot of money.
PapatymisonN: ... those Nekonians and their ancient tentacles.
CGNakibe: And hey. Its not like I can give people REAL tentacles. Yet.
Arch mage144: (I am referring to this NOT WORK SAFE image which is a real piece of Japanese classical art.)
CGNakibe: I can work on that, though, see what comes up...
Lithaladhwen: (Yay for Hokusai.)
CGNakibe: =9.9=
CGNakibe: (Proving that the tentacle monster fetish did not begin with the schoolgirl.)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Now that we'll never question my family's revenue again....
Lithaladhwen: I think I should head out.
PapatymisonN: Sleep well, Zea.
PapatymisonN: ... wait! I never got your last name.
Lithaladhwen: Zea Helena Mazuo. *little bow*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: M-Mazuo?
Lithaladhwen: ...Why does everyone do that?
Lithaladhwen: Do you know my dad?
CGNakibe: Yeah. What's with the reaction?
PapatymisonN: ... please, gods, tell me it's not Kamos. >.<
Lithaladhwen: Uh, no. I don't know him. Zeke Mazuo.
PapatymisonN: ... is he anything like Kamos?
Lithaladhwen: I don't know Kamos! So I don't know!
Lithaladhwen: I'm lucky I've even met my dad, and that was only because he was hired to kidnap me.
Lithaladhwen: It's complicated.
PapatymisonN: ... I'll say.
CGNakibe: (I suddenly have the thought of how Zea might react to seeing her uncle.)
Lithaladhwen: Well, I mean. He didn't.
PapatymisonN: But hey. You're not... ANYTHING like Kamos, so that's good.
PapatymisonN: VERY good.
Lithaladhwen: I'm telling you. Everything I do ends in someone trying to kill me.
Lithaladhwen: Including meeting my family members.
Lithaladhwen: So we'll see how it goes with Kamos.
PapatymisonN: If you need backup, call me.
Arch mage144: Yeah, uh, she's not Kamos's daughter. >_>;
PapatymisonN: You may need it.
Lithaladhwen: I'm fine. I don't need that.
PapatymisonN: ... I guessed that, James. <_<
Arch mage144: Yeah, anyway. Let's go home.
Lithaladhwen: *She nods and yanks her shoulder-bag out from under her chair. The air is filled with the scent of lavender, and the necromancer heads out.*
Lithaladhwen: </Zea>
PapatymisonN: Good night...
Arch mage144: </James>
PapatymisonN: ... I should be going too.
Lithaladhwen: (And I'm on my way to il nostro letto.)
PapatymisonN: (Eh?)
PapatymisonN: (Stop being Italian for a second, willya? :P)
Lithaladhwen: (*drains out one quarter of her blood* There.)
Lithaladhwen: (No more Italian left in me.)
PapatymisonN: (Thank you. What's Il Nostro Letto mean)
PapatymisonN: (?)
CGNakibe: (Hope you weren't using any of that...)
PapatymisonN: Have to put the wife to bed...
Lithaladhwen: (Our bed.)
PapatymisonN: (OK.)
PapatymisonN: (I shall speak no more of it.)
CGNakibe: Oh? Is that how its said? =9.9=
PapatymisonN: ... as in, actually tuck her in and put her to sleep.
CGNakibe: Ah, well.
Lithaladhwen: (J'intend coucher avec mon amour ce soir.)
CGNakibe: Getting kinda boring in here anyway.
Kelne2261: (Dae: So, hon, let me tell you about my day... Jazz: Zzzzzz...)
Lithaladhwen: (In il mio letto.)
Lithaladhwen: (Pick a language, Cha.)
PapatymisonN: (French.)
Lithaladhwen: (Also, I think I conjugated intendre incorrectly. It may have been intends.
Lithaladhwen: )
PapatymisonN: (I can get a bit of french.)
PapatymisonN: True enough.
PapatymisonN: ... no more tentacles, little fox.
CGNakibe: *hops down from the table* If you say so old man.
Lithaladhwen: Font.
Lithaladhwen: (Font)
Lithaladhwen: (Sorry.)
CGNakibe: (Mine? I forgot early on and was too lazy to fix)
Lithaladhwen: (My tyoins ...typing. Typing. Typing is going.)
OMG Priam: *deals with his comrade, and they both exit.*
PapatymisonN: *does the same*
OMG Priam: (I think from now on, whenever I make a new character, I will always make a second to go with him)
CGNakibe: *The fox as well*
PapatymisonN: </rp?>
Lithaladhwen: (Night. I'll conjugate this in the morning.)
Lithaladhwen: (Log. I'll log it.)
Lithaladhwen: (In the morning.)
OMG Priam: (That's a funny misspelling
OMG Priam: )
Lithaladhwen: (>.<)
Lithaladhwen: </RP>
Lithaladhwen: Wow. That's a sign that I need sleep.
Lithaladhwen: Conjugate and log are not spelled similarly.
CGNakibe: I've seen worse typos.
PapatymisonN: ... woo. Yeah.
PapatymisonN: Go bed now.
Lithaladhwen: That's beyond a typo.
CGNakibe: Granted the fact that my other friend managed to misspell lots of things as "sex" before he cursed his brain MAY have been a sign of something.... >:P
Lithaladhwen: That's fucking aphasia.
CGNakibe: Always around 2 AM. >:P
PapatymisonN: Ah, it's not even that late...
MajorGeneralTso: ....Admittedly so.
OMG Priam: Well, it's late if you typically wake up at 5am
OMG Priam: Like, super late
MajorGeneralTso: That would also be true.
PapatymisonN: I do!
PapatymisonN: ^_^
OMG Priam: GO TO BED
PapatymisonN: No.
OMG Priam: *FONTS AT YOU*
PapatymisonN: And remember, I'm two hours behind you.
PapatymisonN: It's only 10.
Kelne2261 has left the room.
OMG Priam: Your mom is only 10
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OMG Priam has left the room.