You have just entered room "thedayaftertlap."
Lithaladhwen: (So. Actual RP?)
AngeloState606: (Whatchoo mean by tlap?)
PapatymisonN: (Talk Like A Pirate day.)
Lithaladhwen: (What's the game?)
AngeloState606: (Oh, yeah; I remembered that yesterday about halfway through the work-day.)
AngeloState606: (I was very disappointed in myself.)
PapatymisonN: (And the game CAN be Gunnir, but the likelihood of that drops if we invite more people.)
OMG Priam has entered the room.
T3chn0Namagomi has entered the room.
THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: (Hi Kids.)
Lithaladhwen: (There. Maybe now we can have RP. With like, people.)
AngeloState606: (Deedly dee)
OMG Priam: (*lurks, for neb-to-work driving!*)
Besyanteo has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. There.)
Besyanteo: (Doorknob?)
Lithaladhwen: (That's just about everyone accounted for.)
Lithaladhwen: (Ankle cold, Bes.)
Besyanteo: (!)
AngeloState606: (*Thumb twiddling*)
AngeloState606: (Prompt us, Cha!)
PapatymisonN: (Question: Anyone against Gunnir?)
PapatymisonN: (What should probably be the original question: Everyone FAMILIAR with Gunnir?)
Besyanteo: (I am familiar.)
Besyanteo: (That's, ah, one.)
AngeloState606: (Oooh! OOH! I KNOW this one! *hand shoots straight into the air*)
Lithaladhwen: (I have actually "researched" it, so to speak. So, yeah. Also, I have its creator in the room with me and can interrogate him.)
PapatymisonN: (Yes you can. I'll prepare the electrodes.)
PapatymisonN: <GunnirRPisGo!>
Lithaladhwen: (What gen?)
Lithaladhwen: (Second, I presume?)
PapatymisonN: (Aye.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. I might jump in after a bit.)
Besyanteo: (Buggah)
AngeloState606: (*is ready to go*)
PapatymisonN: *welcome to Gunnir Academy Common Room...*
PapatymisonN: *it's a well lit room, for studying, hanging out, eating... whatever*
Lithaladhwen: (I'm honestly not wanting to play Zea right now, so I won't jump in unless the gods demand it.)
PapatymisonN: *there's even a pool table in the corner...*
PapatymisonN: *one Quillan Rose, platinum-haired snotty half elf pretty boy extraordinaire, reads a novel, for once*
AngeloState606: *As usual, seated at a table with several books laid out in front of her and a nose stuck in one of them, is the stick-figure-black-haired girl*
AngeloState606: <Glykeria>
PapatymisonN: *He has his back turned to said girl...*
AngeloState606: *Page flip*
AngeloState606: *Throat clearing*
AngeloState606: (How much time would you say has passed since the incident??)
Besyanteo: (My head feels like it is made of goo. I will pass, because this was not the case when I entered chat. Hee.)
PapatymisonN: *really is just rifling through the book, a page turn every 20 seconds...*
Besyanteo has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Sorry, Bes.)
Lithaladhwen: (Damn! Missed him.)
AngeloState606: (Cha?)
PapatymisonN: (Da?)
AngeloState606: (AngeloState606: (How much time would you say has passed since the incident??))
PapatymisonN: (Oh. Uh... a few days?)
PapatymisonN: (Less than a week?)
AngeloState606: (K)
AngeloState606: *Every so often her eyes travel over to the back of bleach-blonde boy's head*
AngeloState606: *Sigh*
PapatymisonN: *hair is NATURAL, thank you... it's like the way it waves says so*
AngeloState606: *Of COURSE it is*
AngeloState606: (*Pat pat*)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, I'm back.)
AngeloState606: *She clears her throat again*
AngeloState606: Did you have a pleasant day, Rose? *she asks almost unconcernedly*
PapatymisonN: ... I have lozenges in my room if you want them. *pageflip*
AngeloState606: *Was that a wince?*
AngeloState606: Thank you, but no. *page flips as well*
PapatymisonN: *his back's turned. How's he supposed to know?*
AngeloState606: (It wasn't meant for him to see)
PapatymisonN: *the book slaps shut* That was a predictable ending.
AngeloState606: How did your poisonous plants examination fare?
PapatymisonN: A plus.
AngeloState606: *Nods* Very well.
PapatymisonN: *sits facing her* But my maledictive spells exam is in a week.
AngeloState606: That's nice.
AngeloState606: *page flip*
PapatymisonN: I still need you as tutor.
AngeloState606: *She feels her cheeks turn a bit warm*
AngeloState606: Do you?
PapatymisonN: I can find someone else, but it's an unnecessary pain.
AngeloState606: *sigh* Do what you must...
AngeloState606: *page flip*
PapatymisonN: ... ugh. You're going to be insufferable if this isn't resolved, aren't you?
PapatymisonN: I FORGIVE YOU.
AngeloState606: *She winces yet again*
AngeloState606: Please don't raise your voice *she says shakily*
PapatymisonN: ... your curiousity exceeded your intelligence. It's... understandable.
AngeloState606: *blink blink*
PapatymisonN: ... and I apologize for striking you, it was rash, it will not happen again. <.<
AngeloState606: *She looks at him at last*
PapatymisonN: Can we learn now?
AngeloState606: *sigh* I suppose.
AngeloState606: *She motions to a chair sitting opposite her* Have a seat.
PapatymisonN: *sits*
Lithaladhwen: (Glykeria needs to start wearing her ovaries on the outside.)
AngeloState606: *She shuffles through the books sitting in front of her for a few moments*
AngeloState606: (*having a disturbing mental picture* What would be the good of that?)
Lithaladhwen: (It's a metaphor. I'm using to express their need to be ballsier.)
PapatymisonN: (But, ladies being sans balls...)
Lithaladhwen: (Ovaries=wimpy. Glykeria needs BALLS, but can't have them.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Ovaries are the female analog to balls)
AngeloState606: (Ah; It's all clear to me now)
PapatymisonN: (Also: It's a Family Guy quote.)
PapatymisonN: (Can't believe I forgot that till now.)
AngeloState606: (What does Q want to study today, Cha?)
PapatymisonN: (As he said, maledictive spells.)
AngeloState606: (Okay...)
AngeloState606: (Should I just make up some rubbish questions or do you have a source in mind??)
PapatymisonN: (A moment.)
PapatymisonN: (I'll send it to you in IM.)
AngeloState606: (Okeedoke)
AngeloState606: (Also, G would have more balls in the presence of Q, however she pines over him, therefore it is difficult for her to be strong around him)
Lithaladhwen: (She'll never get 'im that way!)
AngeloState606: (Indeed.)
Lithaladhwen: (I mean, she likes him. But he isn't freaking J.T.T. or anything.)
AngeloState606: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: (No swooning necessary. Just put your hand down his pants or something and get it done with.)
AngeloState606: (Holy Crap...my sister used to have the biggest crush on him; I mean posters EVERYWHERE)
AngeloState606: (That...was freaking classic.)
PapatymisonN: (... crotchgrabbing would be... an attention grabber...o.o)
AngeloState606: (Glykeria: *Puts her hands down the front of Q's pants* IM: Now what??)
PapatymisonN: (... it wouldn't take long for her to figure it out.)
AngeloState606: (Heh)
AngeloState606: Alright, Rose. You asked for it, now you're getting it.
PapatymisonN: Kind of the idea.
AngeloState606: Maledictions.
AngeloState606: *Pushes the books aside*
AngeloState606: We'll need no books for this.
AngeloState606: This is going to be hands-on practice.
PapatymisonN: Should we find a more appropriate area?
AngeloState606: *She rises from her chair and heads to the door*
AngeloState606: My thoughts exactly. Out.
AngeloState606: IM: Oh...heavens! I hope I don't make a fool out of myself...
PapatymisonN: Lead the way.
AngeloState606: *Shrugs*
AngeloState606: *She exits the building and heads down onto a grassy area*
AngeloState606: *The weather is cool and crisp; the ground is covered in purple, orange, and red leaves and the sky a pleasant gray*
PapatymisonN: *leans against a tree* What's first.
PapatymisonN: ?
AngeloState606: You. Stand over there. *she points to a spot about 6 feet from where she stands.
AngeloState606: I'll be your target.
PapatymisonN: *takes position*
AngeloState606: But first! I want to teach you a simple reversing spell.
PapatymisonN: Oh?
AngeloState606: *nods*
AngeloState606: (Gimme a sec; looking it up*
AngeloState606: )
AngeloState606: (Hrm; he's way not advanced enough to use any of these....)
AngeloState606: (Well, at least not the one that would be most useful)
AngeloState606: (suggestions?)
Lithaladhwen: (How old is Glykeria?)
PapatymisonN: (Scratch your last statement and say something else.)
AngeloState606: (16)
Lithaladhwen: (I see!)
AngeloState606: (And, okay...*ponder ponder*)
Lithaladhwen: (Crushing on an older man.)
AngeloState606: (She likes 'em wrinkly! *snicker*)
OMG Priam: (Bad time to walk back in!)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. No doubt.)
PapatymisonN: (Indeed.)
AngeloState606: *SCRATCHING LAST STATEMENT*
PapatymisonN: (Saying (scratch) is sufficient, dear.)
OMG Priam: (CAPS MEAN ANGRY)
Lithaladhwen: (Or Japanese.)
PapatymisonN: (True.)
PapatymisonN: (On both counts.)
AngeloState606: There will be some spells that I will deflect, however, due to the posibility of incurring lasting damage.
Lithaladhwen: *A young woman in black robes stands at the edge of the open space, watching with bland curiosity the antics of these lovely students.*
Lithaladhwen: <You know who.>
AngeloState606: (Voldemort?)
AngeloState606: (*snicker*)
PapatymisonN: (YOU SAID HIS NAME! o.o)
AngeloState606: (Oh STOP it, Ron!)
Lithaladhwen: *She's wearing her work clothes today. And yeah, you could say she and Voldemort shop at the same WalMart. Black robes ahoy.*
PapatymisonN: (Oh, great, Death Eaters... *avada kedavra'ed*)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea would make a poor Death Eater.)
PapatymisonN: ... oh! Zea!
AngeloState606: You'll also be practicing some highly advanced spells. I doubt you will complete one properly today, but it would be a start for future ref--
Lithaladhwen: *raises a hand in greeting*
PapatymisonN: That's Zea Mazuo, Glykeria... excellent necromancer...
AngeloState606: *Her eyes travel over to Zea and she examines her*
Lithaladhwen: *approaches* Hey, Quillan. *nods to the girl*
Lithaladhwen: Name's Zea. I don't think we've met.
AngeloState606: How do you do? *she nods politely*
Lithaladhwen: I'm good. You?
AngeloState606: Adequate. *sigh*
Lithaladhwen: Oh? *glances between the two of them* Having issues?
PapatymisonN: Malediction lesson.
AngeloState606: *nods*
Lithaladhwen: Ah. Malediction is good stuff. Not much good with it myself, but it's useful.
PapatymisonN: (Quillan: IM: ... I wonder if I could bed them at the same time... hmmm...)
Lithaladhwen: Oh, Quillan.
PapatymisonN: Yes?
Lithaladhwen: I was only unconscious for two minutes this time. *gives him a thumbs-up*
PapatymisonN: Excellent! It's getting better!
AngeloState606: O.O
PapatymisonN: Oh, is... John around?
Lithaladhwen: Always.
PapatymisonN: Give him my greetings.
AngeloState606: IM: John?
Lithaladhwen: He'll like that.
PapatymisonN: Nice to know.
Lithaladhwen: So. Didn't get your name, Oh Quillan's Lady Friend.
AngeloState606: Oh...Glykeria Petrotishkovna Aurelius *holds a hand out*
Lithaladhwen: (And Quillan should know that the answer to that previous question is NO.)
Lithaladhwen: Zea Helena Mazuo. *takes, shakes, and the girl is strong for a mage... friendly shake ahoy!*
AngeloState606: Pleasure, Miss Mazuo.
Lithaladhwen: Zea, please. Miss Mazuo is... well, I don't think there is one. But if there were it wouldn't be me.
PapatymisonN: NOW... back to the task at hand...
AngeloState606: *Glykeria, btw: http://p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60462frm17.showMessage?topi cID=265.topic*
AngeloState606: *Simply nods*
PapatymisonN: Care to watch, Zea? Should be interesting...
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, sure.*shrugs*
PapatymisonN: Whenever you're ready, Lady Aurelius...
AngeloState606: *blink blink* IM: Did he just call me "Lady Aurelius" *hidden swoon*
AngeloState606: Alright, Rose. First, I want you to demonstrate a simple cramp spell.
PapatymisonN: Very well...
PapatymisonN: *focuses... aaaaand*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
PapatymisonN: (Let's see that roll, dearie.)
AngeloState606: (Oh, yon know what it'll be)
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
AngeloState606: (WOOHOO! That's the highest I've rolled in *counting on fingers* 6 WEEKS!)
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and leans on a tree*
Lithaladhwen: IM: And James was always saying this place is interesting.
PapatymisonN: (24.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: He's so full of shit sometimes.
OMG Priam: (I get the feeling someone called for me)
AngeloState606: *She drops to her knees with a look of massive discomfort on her face*
AngeloState606: *Her green-blue eyes bulging somewhat*
AngeloState606: *A few minutes later, she is back to normal and stands again*
AngeloState606: Well done, Rose, well done.
PapatymisonN: What's next?
AngeloState606: Next, the fear spell.
Lithaladhwen: *chews her thumbnail absently*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I've had more fun watching grass grow.
Lithaladhwen: IM: At least then it was my grass, and it was growing because I said so.
PapatymisonN: ... fear...
PapatymisonN: Not tried that one...
PapatymisonN: OK.
PapatymisonN: (I'll take a -3 penalty.)
PapatymisonN: ... Miss Zea.
PapatymisonN: May I try this on you?
Lithaladhwen: No.
AngeloState606: *blink blink blink*
PapatymisonN: You seem bored, so I thought I'd entertain you...
Lithaladhwen: Sorry. I experiment on myself. Sometimes I let people I trust do the same. You don't count. No offense.
Lithaladhwen: I have to watch what I throw at my aura right now.
PapatymisonN: I understand.
Lithaladhwen: *waves at them both* You carry on.
PapatymisonN: Well, then... here it comes, Glykeria...
AngeloState606: (I forgot that we are supposed to add something to our rolls for blocking)
PapatymisonN: *aaaaaaand...*
AngeloState606: (What do we add to rolls for blocking?/)
Lithaladhwen: (MDEF.)
PapatymisonN: (I think it's on your sheet. If not, I'll retrieve the formula.)
AngeloState606: (I have MBlock?)
Lithaladhwen: (Roll d20. Add 18)
Lithaladhwen: (I have her sheet open.)
AngeloState606: (K)
Lithaladhwen: (At least, I think that's what her MDEF is.)
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
AngeloState606: (32)
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
PapatymisonN: (25.)
PapatymisonN: (Er, 22.)
PapatymisonN: ... aaaaand you're not scared.
AngeloState606: *The spell pretty much bounces off Glykeria and lands right on top of Q's head*
AngeloState606: (*snicker*)
PapatymisonN: (Uh... no. Sorry dear. She simply resists the spell.)
AngeloState606: (*And it dances the macarena*)
AngeloState606: (Oops..forgot these: () )
PapatymisonN: (The bounce can happen on a critical miss, and that's when the two rolls are 15 apart or more.)
AngeloState606: *she looks at him and smirks a bit*
AngeloState606: That was lousy, Rose.
AngeloState606: Try it again.
PapatymisonN: Alright...
PapatymisonN: ... *breathes in... aaand*
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
PapatymisonN: (Ooh. 13.)
AngeloState606: (32 again)
PapatymisonN: (Now THAT's a critical miss.)
AngeloState606: (Did you take your -3 penalty?)
OMG Priam has left the room.
PapatymisonN: (Didn't need to.)
AngeloState606: (Right)
AngeloState606: *Peers across over at Quillan with a grin stretching across her face*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: ... o.o Eep... *backing away slowly*
PapatymisonN: Whuh-whuh... what's... wrong with me? *trembling*
AngeloState606: *Spots a daisy on the ground; plucks it and starts twirling it between her fingers, looking delighted*
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
AngeloState606: What do you mean, Rose?
PapatymisonN: I'm... ... oh... the spell...
AngeloState606: Here...maybe THIS will help. *Reaches over handing the flower out*
PapatymisonN: e_e Keep that away from me!
AngeloState606: *BIGGER grin* What? This? *nudges the daisy toward him again*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs again*
PapatymisonN: *like an animal slowly pursued by predators...*
AngeloState606: But it's such a happy flower!
Lithaladhwen: Quillan. You're cute when you're bewitched by malicious females.
AngeloState606: ....
PapatymisonN: I'm warning you... keep it away... o__o
Lithaladhwen: *laughs harder*
AngeloState606: IM: Did she just call him cute???? >.> <.< >.>
AngeloState606: *Tosses the flower at him, and it just brushes his cheek*
PapatymisonN: GAK! *beam 2!*
AngeloState606: *Now THIS she laughs at*
PapatymisonN: *the flower is now... a smoking crater in the ground*
PapatymisonN: ... that could have KILLED me! Don't EVER do that again! O.O
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
AngeloState606: *doubled over with laughter; might as well be rolling around on the ground*
PapatymisonN: (Damn.)
PapatymisonN: (The equivalent of 4 rounds in combat...)
AngeloState606: (Meh; we can say it's expired)
AngeloState606: *A few minutes pass and he should be feeling normal again*
Lithaladhwen: (Booyah.)
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
PapatymisonN: *breathing deep...*
PapatymisonN: Gya. That was... unpleasant.
Lithaladhwen: Feeling better, Quillan?
AngeloState606: Well *smirk*; I guess it's safe to say you don't like daisies.
PapatymisonN: I like them fine...
AngeloState606: *Glances down at the smoking crater on the ground*
AngeloState606: Of course you do...*pat pat*
PapatymisonN: That one, for the moment, looked like a spinning ninja star of death.
Lithaladhwen: *snort*
AngeloState606: *brief chuckle* Alright. Would you like to try again, Rose?
Lithaladhwen: Wow. And this is why I don't let anyone cast magic on me who isnt a professional.
PapatymisonN: ... I get the idea of that one...
PapatymisonN: What's next.
Arch mage144: I'm a professional. *standing in the doorway to the room is a fourty-four-year-old General Silvar; age has altered his features only for the better, and he wears his characteristic blue hair in a long ponytail*
Lithaladhwen: (Oh Gods.)
Lithaladhwen: The answer is no.
Lithaladhwen: Who are you?\
PapatymisonN: o.o Wow...
AngeloState606: (We're actually outside)
PapatymisonN: General Silvar...
Arch mage144: (Very well, standing off to the side.)
Lithaladhwen: Oh! *laughs*
PapatymisonN: *bows* It's an honor.
Arch mage144: *he is dressed in a very regal-looking set of black robes adorned with gold thread and miscellaneous medals--the outfit has an incredibly ostentatious red and gold collar*
Lithaladhwen: IM: James' father. Good to finally meet the legend behind all the bitching.
PapatymisonN: IM: ... outfit's a bit much...
Arch mage144: *shakes his head* The honor is mine. You're the mages of the future. Gunnir's future depends on your actions.
Arch mage144: *as usual he's wearing his hat*
Lithaladhwen: ...
PapatymisonN: (... dear god, I do NOT want to think of how many titles he's added by now...)
Arch mage144: (I have a list.)
Lithaladhwen: I don't attend Gunnir. Your son suggested I drop in to borrow the library resources.
Arch mage144: My son?
PapatymisonN: (For 20 years in the future? o.o)
Arch mage144: Oh, are you a friend of James?
Arch mage144: (Yes.)
PapatymisonN: (... I don't want to know...)
Lithaladhwen: *smirk* Yeah. He's living in my house.
Arch mage144: (It's too long to fit in one AIM post.)
Lithaladhwen: Zea Mazuo. Nice to meet you, Archmagus.
Arch mage144: (Archmage, General of Doma, Astralist, Applied Magical Theorist, Planeswalker, Dimensional Cartographer, Elemental Specialist, Economist, Scholar, Author, Poet, Metallurgist, Blacksmith...)
Arch mage144: (...Demon Hunter, Gunnir Academy Graduate class of 1308, Personal Assistant to the Queen of Doma, Swordsman, Knight, Wyrmslayer, Exorcist, Dracokitty Breeder, and Improvisational Lawyer!)
PapatymisonN: (... yeee.)
Lithaladhwen: (Disintegrator of Tiamat.)
Arch mage144: (Yeah, I made this list before that happened.)
Arch mage144: Oh, is that where he went.
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* Come to think of it, I haven't seen him at the castle for a while now. I assumed he'd run off to have an adventure, but he's just living with some girl.
PapatymisonN: Same thing...
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Pretty much.
Arch mage144: *chuckles* Not to disparage you. I'm sure you're a great roommate.
Lithaladhwen: I am.
Arch mage144: How did you meet him?
AngeloState606: (Sorry! Phone call)
Lithaladhwen: Ended up doing a mercenary job with him. I was the only one who could stand him, and that seems to be holding up pretty well even now.
AngeloState606: *Glykeria seems utterly unimpressed; it might be that she's never heard of him before...*
Lithaladhwen: Now he's in my house. *shrug*
Arch mage144: James seems to get off on the wrong foot with people a lot. *shrug*
Arch mage144: Not much I can do about that. I was a lot like him when I was his age. Then again, we had very different upbringings.
AngeloState606: *Just standing there looking around at everyone, somewhat confused*
Arch mage144: But you probably don't want to listen to me be a father.
PapatymisonN: *approaches THE General Silvar*
Lithaladhwen: I have my own for that, supposedly.
PapatymisonN: General... I... don't usually do this, but...
Lithaladhwen: Though thank the gods he hasn't been weird about it.
Lithaladhwen: *watches Quillan*
PapatymisonN: May I ... shake your hand? o.o
Arch mage144: Uh, sure. *extends a hand*
Lithaladhwen: *snorts and laughs with great amusement*
PapatymisonN: *shake* ... ^_^
Lithaladhwen: IM: Sorry. This is James' dad. This is the father of James.
Arch mage144: *Hakaril has a pretty firm handshake*
Lithaladhwen: IM: The man responsible for JAMES.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Whatever.
PapatymisonN: *so does he* ...few people impress me, sir.
PapatymisonN: You do it with ease.
Arch mage144: *scratches the back of his neck* If I can be an inspiration to today's students, then I've done something right.
AngeloState606: *Raises an eyebrow at Q*
Arch mage144: I just came by for an annual alumni meeting and to make my yearly donation.
PapatymisonN: Well, I'm glad I got the chance to meet you.
PapatymisonN: You're... ... well, you're Hakaril Silvar.
AngeloState606: *Stands there humming to herself*
PapatymisonN: The matter is closed.
PapatymisonN: (It's weird having him gush.)
Arch mage144: *shrugs and nods*
Lithaladhwen: (It is. Though amusing.)
Arch mage144: Wait a minute.
Arch mage144: Did you say Mazuo?
Lithaladhwen: (I don't think Tara has ever met Hakaril. She needs to RP more with people besides Lex and Cha.)
Lithaladhwen: Maybe.
Arch mage144: ...you aren't...Kamos's daughter, are you?
Lithaladhwen: I don't know a Kamos Mazuo.
Lithaladhwen: We're probably related.
Arch mage144: You don't?
Arch mage144: Wait, would that mean you're related to Zeke Mazuo?
Lithaladhwen: *snaps her fingers* Bingo.
Lithaladhwen: You know him?
Arch mage144: Yes, but I must admit that we met under unpleasant circumstances.
Lithaladhwen: *shrug*
Lithaladhwen: It happens.
Arch mage144: It does. The man is a professional, although he's a bastard for it sometimes.
Lithaladhwen: That's fair. And while we're being fair, he and I met under unpleasant circumstances at first, too.
Lithaladhwen: Though that was smoothed out eventually.
Lithaladhwen: He try to kill you or something?
Arch mage144: No. My best friend.
AngeloState606: (Yeah; never've met him)
Lithaladhwen: Ah. Sorry.
Arch mage144: So...who's your mother?
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Here it comes.
PapatymisonN: *sneaks back over to Glykeria* Let's keep going. I don't want to be held up.
AngeloState606: (And Glykeria has never heard of him, growing up pretty sheltered and all)
Lithaladhwen: A woman named Quinn?
Arch mage144: Quinn...
Arch mage144: *apparently thinking very hard about this*
AngeloState606: *Grinns at him* Are you sure you wouldn't like to grovel a bit more?
Arch mage144: What's she look like? I may have met her once.
PapatymisonN: ... let's just get on with it.
Lithaladhwen: Succubus. Big black wings. If you've met with her, there's a good chance... never mind. So weird I don't even want to contemplate it.
Lithaladhwen: *shakes her head*
Arch mage144: I did meet her. *blinks suddenly* In fact, she rode to this continent from Ka'thalar on an airship under my command.
AngeloState606: Alright. Sleep. Go.
Arch mage144: I forget why she tagged along to come back to Igala with us.
PapatymisonN: Sleep? Another I don't know... alright.
PapatymisonN: (Minus three...)
Arch mage144: It had nothing to do with me.
PapatymisonN: *aaaaaaaand cast*
Lithaladhwen: That's a relief.
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
PapatymisonN: (22.)
AngeloState606: (28)
PapatymisonN: ... damn.
Lithaladhwen: I'm tired of meeting people she's slept with. Nice to know you're not on the list.
Lithaladhwen: ...Are you?
AngeloState606: Come on, Rose.
AngeloState606: Try it again.
PapatymisonN: Fine...
Arch mage144: No, I was married when it met your mother. I'm still married.
PapatymisonN: *cast!*
Arch mage144: To a succubus, ironically enough.
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
PapatymisonN: (15.)
Arch mage144: James's mother.
AngeloState606: (26)
Lithaladhwen: Ah. Then she wouldn't have worried about it.
PapatymisonN: Dammit!
Lithaladhwen: That's right, he mentioned that.
PapatymisonN: *CAST!*
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
AngeloState606: (19)
Lithaladhwen: And by mentioned it, I mean he doesn't shut up about his proud demon heritage.
Arch mage144: His heritage is pretty obvious, even to a casual observer.
Lithaladhwen: I'm going to smack him with a rolled up newspaper some one of these times.
PapatymisonN: (... 17!)
AngeloState606: *sigh*
PapatymisonN: ... at least tell me you're DROWSY.
Arch mage144: Yeah, he's proud of it. I don't know. *shrugs* I told him he was royalty, but I left out a few of the details...
AngeloState606: Rose. It's should feel like THIS!
PapatymisonN: o.o
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Lithaladhwen: Oh. So that's what you told him. Explains a lot.
Lithaladhwen: He's a good guy though.
AngeloState606: (30)
Lithaladhwen: Wouldn't have invited him over if he wasn't.
PapatymisonN: (31.)
AngeloState606: (FUCK!)
Arch mage144: Hey, you have to give a kid a self-esteem boost or he'll never get anywhere in life.
PapatymisonN: *blink blink*
PapatymisonN: *YAAAAAAWN*
PapatymisonN: ... close, Sugargirl... close.
AngeloState606: *eye roll*
PapatymisonN: Can I try one last time?
Lithaladhwen: (Sugargirl?)
AngeloState606: *narrows her eyes at him*
Lithaladhwen: (What the shit?)
AngeloState606: WEDGIUS MAXIMUS!!!!
PapatymisonN: (Her name's Glykeria. Greek for "sweet".)
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
PapatymisonN: (36.)
Arch mage144: IM: Great Lord Agnostic, what kind of magic are kids practicing these days?
AngeloState606: (17)
Lithaladhwen: *glances over*
Lithaladhwen: Cute.
PapatymisonN: (... dearie... that's a critical miss.)
AngeloState606: (I realized...)
Arch mage144: (I recommend a backfire. She gets wedgied.)
AngeloState606: *crumples into a ball on the ground and starts writhing*
Lithaladhwen: ...
PapatymisonN: (Oh, it's become her trademark.)
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
PapatymisonN: ... you really need to stop casting that.
Arch mage144: That's...an...uh...incredibly...interesting spell.
AngeloState606: *After the effects wear off, she bangs her fist on the ground several times*
Lithaladhwen: I think you, uh... need to check on your little girlfriend there, Quillan.
Arch mage144: IM: Note to self; rethink general purpose donations in favor of specific department grants.
AngeloState606: WHY is it that YOU are the only one I can't CAST THIS ON SUCCESSFULLY!!!
Arch mage144: *closes his eyes and appears to be sniffing the air*
Lithaladhwen: (He gets tele(path)fundraiser calls asking for general gifts, though.)
PapatymisonN: I couldn't tell you.
Lithaladhwen: (AHAHAHA pun.)
Arch mage144: Ah, very interesting.
Arch mage144: You're lucky that your underwear aren't somewhere up around your duodenum after that backfire.
AngeloState606: MALIGNUS INFERNO!
OnlineHost: AngeloState606 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: PapatymisonN rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
AngeloState606: (OMG!!!! OMG!!!!!)
PapatymisonN: (25.)
AngeloState606: (*throws herself off the tallest building in Austin, TX*)
AngeloState606: (*dead*)
PapatymisonN: (*catches the corpse*)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea: *reanimates it*)
Lithaladhwen: (*keeps it at home for further study*)
PapatymisonN: (*sadly, she gets shot in the head by Ving Rhames after wandering away from home*)
Arch mage144: *quirks an eyebrow* Wait a minute.
AngeloState606: (You can have it; it's no use to me!)
Arch mage144: If you aren't a Gunnir student, why are you here, Zea?
AngeloState606: *Her shoulders sink and she kicks at the dirt*
Lithaladhwen: James suggested I come borrow the library resources. I've had some help from the faculty with things I'm working on.
PapatymisonN: ... it's OK.
Lithaladhwen: I'm studying. I just don't go here.
Arch mage144: *raises an eyebrow* What kind of projects would that be?
PapatymisonN: *pats her on the shoulder* I obviously have an effect on you. There's no shame.
Lithaladhwen: Nefarious necromantic experimentation. The usual.
AngeloState606: You're tempting me to try again, Rose. Keep your distance!
PapatymisonN: Sorry, sorry...
Arch mage144: Oh, you're a necromancer. Hmm.
PapatymisonN: ... umm... General!
Lithaladhwen: You can't tell?
Arch mage144: That...hm?
PapatymisonN: Do you know any maledictive spells?
Arch mage144: I tend not to stereotype people based on their outfits, but yes, I suppose I can.
Arch mage144: No, that isn't my area of expertise. I never studied it at length. One of my old friends is excellent at them, but unfortunately he isn't here.
AngeloState606: *Walks away several yards and starts throwing a fit ala Margueritte in "Ever After"*
Lithaladhwen: Quillan. Your woman is running off.
Lithaladhwen: You should go get her.
PapatymisonN: She'd have to be my woman first...
PapatymisonN: And... let her blow off some steam.
PapatymisonN: She's no use to me frustrated and unfocused.
Lithaladhwen: I've seen no evidence to suggest that she isn't.
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: I...
Lithaladhwen: She can't even cast spells on you properly.
Lithaladhwen: She's clearly obsessed.
AngeloState606: IM: WHY do I do this to myself!??!?! Why am I so USELESS around him!?!?!
PapatymisonN: Have no idea how to address the situation. <.<
Lithaladhwen: Hit on her or something. See what she does.
Lithaladhwen: Or.
Lithaladhwen: *low voice* If you really want to see what she's thinking.... make her jealous. *smirk*
AngeloState606: *Leans up against a nearby tree and sulks*
Lithaladhwen: I'm bored. We could mess with her head.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm a terrible person.
Arch mage144: IM: Suddenly I miss the Gunnir days.
PapatymisonN: ... *rare, mischievious grin* I do enjoy how you think, Miss Mazuo.
Arch mage144: *silent, watching*
Lithaladhwen: Most people do.
PapatymisonN: What did you have in mind?
Lithaladhwen: Oh, I don't know. *links her arm in his and leans close to speak next to his ear* Let's just look a lot friendlier than we are.
CGNakibe has entered the room.
AngeloState606: *After a few more heaving fist throws into the air, she turns and begins to walk back up to where the others are*
Lithaladhwen: *w* It'll at least force her to admit she's lost her mind over you.
PapatymisonN: ... *w* Oh, you're good...
Lithaladhwen: *grins*
AngeloState606: *Her eyes are locked on her feet as she walks huffily back up to them*
Lithaladhwen: *w* So? How long do you think it'll....
Lithaladhwen: *abruptly steps away*
Lithaladhwen: Oh!
Lithaladhwen: Glykeria!
Lithaladhwen: *looks profoundly uncomfortable*
AngeloState606: *Looks up!*
PapatymisonN: Sufficiently cooled off?
Arch mage144: *snaps his fingers, and Hakaril's collar tones itself down and seems to make some kind of sense*
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm a bitch.
AngeloState606: *Blink blink blink*
Arch mage144: There, that's an improvement. A collar like that with my hat is totally irrational.
PapatymisonN: (And we love you for it?)
Lithaladhwen: I...didn't realize you were coming back. *glance to Quillan*
AngeloState606: IM: This...isn't happening...
Lithaladhwen: *smooths her hair with one hand*
AngeloState606: *She attempts to smile with an air of ease, but she looks more like a wild cat bearing it's teeth*
Lithaladhwen: *coughs self-consciously*
PapatymisonN: *... eventually realizes the possible onset of complete mental breakdown*
Arch mage144: (This idly makes me wonder where Nick Shogun's 2nd gen Hakaril art is.)
AngeloState606: *Her eyes zoom back and forth between Z and Q*
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Quillan and I were just discussing our....
AngeloState606: Lessons are done for today, Rose.
Lithaladhwen: Research collaboration.
PapatymisonN: ... ah.
PapatymisonN: Alright.
Lithaladhwen: We've done some excellent work. You interested in it, Glykeria?
AngeloState606: No...*she spat*
Lithaladhwen: Too bad.
AngeloState606: I...need to study. *her cheeks look oddly red; is that the anger of the fit...or something else?*
PapatymisonN: .... I still am.
PapatymisonN: Lead the way.
Lithaladhwen: We always find it... an engaging experience. Don't we, Quillan?
PapatymisonN: Mm.
Lithaladhwen: Last time I could hardly walk afterwards.
Lithaladhwen: Quite a successful experiment.
PapatymisonN: (... I coulda KILLED MYSELF!(
AngeloState606: *She turns her back to them and speeds her way back up to the dormitory, her heart pounding in her chest all the while*
PapatymisonN: (I almost fell off my chair laughing, thanks to that)
Lithaladhwen: IM: Of course, I was barely conscious after an ACTUAL experiment, but it's not really a lie.
CGNakibe: (Who, What, When, Where, Why?)
CGNakibe: (And How?)
Lithaladhwen: *laughs and has to sit down on the ground when Glykeria leaves*
Lithaladhwen: *laughs and laughs*
PapatymisonN: ... you... are... pure... EVIL.
AngeloState606: *Storms through the doors and huffs her way back to her room*
Lithaladhwen: One quarter, thank you.
PapatymisonN: Oh, I don't believe that.
Lithaladhwen: But apparently it was enough! *chuckles*
AngeloState606: *Bursts into her own room and throws herself down on her bed*
Arch mage144: ........
Arch mage144: IM: Wow.
Arch mage144: IM: Kids are mean.
PapatymisonN: You must have mutated to become PURE evil somehow.
Arch mage144: IM: ...that's hilarious.
Lithaladhwen: *laughs*
Lithaladhwen: I'm one-quarter demon. Succubus, as I told the Archmagus.
Arch mage144: *snickers in a less-than-mature fashion*
Lithaladhwen: And... apparently it stuck.
AngeloState606: *Cries herself to sleep*
Arch mage144: You and James deserve each other. *laughing*
CGNakibe: (<.< >.> Gunnir, yay!)
Lithaladhwen: Oh, probably.
Lithaladhwen: Glad to have the official parental endorsement.
PapatymisonN: ... by the Gods... ... I hope her mental state doesn't crumble...
AngeloState606: (Poor poor fuzzy haired Glykeria)
PapatymisonN: o.o Ooh. That's altogether possible.
Lithaladhwen: It would probably be for the best.
PapatymisonN: Eh. I'll try to make amends, and get her back for tutoring.
Lithaladhwen: Her old one couldn't even handle some competition.
Lithaladhwen: Maybe a crumbled version will work better.
PapatymisonN: ... we'll see.
Lithaladhwen: (AHA! I made somebody cry!)
AngeloState606: (Don't worry; after the holidays she'll come back all HAWT and stuff...)
PapatymisonN: Spiralling into depression is not something I want of her right now.
Lithaladhwen: Eh. She'll be fine.
Lithaladhwen: I haven't even slept with you or anything.
Lithaladhwen: Neither has she.
Lithaladhwen: I don't know what she's fretting about.
Arch mage144: Are you sure? There's an excellent malediction spell for inducing major depressive episodes.
PapatymisonN: ... there is?
PapatymisonN: o.o
Lithaladhwen: Interesting.
PapatymisonN: I'll have to find that.
Arch mage144: It should be in the Gunnir library somewhere. As I recall, there's a very interesting book on non-telepathic psychoaffective spells.
PapatymisonN: I'll be sure to consume it.
PapatymisonN: (Just like the Archmage from Gargoyles! ^_^)
Lithaladhwen: IM: I don't know what she's freaking out like that for. Even if I had slept with him, what business would it be of hers?
Arch mage144: I should hope you leave it for the next reader instead of eating it.
Lithaladhwen: IM: It's not like she did, or probably ever will.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Women. She must be one of THOSE girls.
AngeloState606: (Glykeria: Hey! A girl can dream, can't she?
AngeloState606: )
Lithaladhwen: Anyway. Quillan. What're you going to do about her, anyway?
Lithaladhwen: I mean, you could totally sleep with her. I bet she'd let you.
PapatymisonN: ... I don't know... she's...
PapatymisonN: It's not that she's not attractive.
Lithaladhwen: Boring? Annoying? Clingy?
Lithaladhwen: Anything?
PapatymisonN: ... there's that...
PapatymisonN: But at least I wouldn't have to deal with her contradicting me.
Lithaladhwen: I say you go ahead and do it.
Lithaladhwen: Worst case scenario she gets weird and you tell her to shove off.
PapatymisonN: ... again, we'll see.
Lithaladhwen: Happens all the time.
AngeloState606: (G: Boring? Annoying? Clingy?? I don't THINK so!)
PapatymisonN: I may do it just so I can get decent lessons out of her. o.o
Lithaladhwen: There you go.
Lithaladhwen: See?
Lithaladhwen: It's a study-aide.
Lithaladhwen: You could even say it's homework.
PapatymisonN: ... hmmm...
PapatymisonN: General? Your thoughts?
Arch mage144: What?
Arch mage144: You're asking me if you should sleep with your classmate?
PapatymisonN: Yes.
Lithaladhwen: Sounds like, yeah.
Arch mage144: No comment.
Arch mage144: Go ask the school counselor. This isn't my call.
AngeloState606: (*snicker*)
Lithaladhwen: *chuckles*
PapatymisonN: (Aww. He could have added Guidance Counsellor to the list.)
AngeloState606: (This ought to be fun to watch...)
PapatymisonN: ... maybe later.
Lithaladhwen: My vote is cast. I say go for it.
PapatymisonN: ... so that makes me the swing, then...
PapatymisonN: ... I want to eat.
PapatymisonN: Let's eat.
Arch mage144: ...shouldn't you have more voting power than her...?
Arch mage144: ...or me...?
PapatymisonN: The cafeteria is excellent...
Arch mage144: *looks confused*
Arch mage144: Yes, it is.
Arch mage144: Say, does Bailey still work down there?
PapatymisonN: ... I believe so.
Lithaladhwen: (Let's say he does.)
Lithaladhwen: (And that means I get to play him.)
Lithaladhwen: (Because he's totally my NPC. ^_^ )
Arch mage144: *nods* That guy is...older than I am. But he can still prepare an impressive meal.
PapatymisonN: I cannot wait. Let's go.
Lithaladhwen: Um. 'kay.
PapatymisonN: *heads for Bailey*
Lithaladhwen: *follows*
PapatymisonN: *with determination*
Arch mage144: ......*looks like he's not sure he should follow, but ultimately does*
PapatymisonN: IM: Food. Food. Food. e_e
AngeloState606: *After a short nap, she stirs and wakes*
AngeloState606: *She sits up in her bed and rubs her eyes and wearily tugs on her puffy hair*
Lithaladhwen: *They get to the cafeteria, a large room behind doubledoors that doesn't hold food. It holds a rather rotund man in cream-colored robes sitting behind a desk*
AngeloState606: *She goes over to her wash-bowl and splashes some water on her face and then...*
AngeloState606: *G-g-g-g-g-growwwwl*
AngeloState606: IM: I'm so hungry...
AngeloState606: IM: Maybe I'll just summon something...
AngeloState606: *frowns* IM: No...that didn't work the last time...
PapatymisonN: Sir Archmagus. A medium-well steak, potatoes, carrots, and a large orange juice, please.
Lithaladhwen: *He slaps the table next to him, and the food manifests. True to form, the flatware is all wrong.*
AngeloState606: IM: I guess I'll go to the cafeteria.
Lithaladhwen: *It's in various shades of puce and green, shifting like colored water.*
Arch mage144: *salutes Bailey loosely* Archmagus. I see you still haven't got the knack for cutlery.
PapatymisonN: Thank you.
Lithaladhwen: *Food looks good, though.*
PapatymisonN: *dives in*
Lithaladhwen: Cutlery is irrelevant. Only matters with veal.
AngeloState606: *She straightens out her dress and then grabs one of her many books (titled "Advanced Maledictions for Mortal Enemies") and heads out the door*
Lithaladhwen: *Lays down his copy of "Sheep-Bred Pasta" and looks up at Hakaril*
Lithaladhwen: Can I get you anything?
Lithaladhwen: ...
Lithaladhwen: IM: Sheep-Bred.... gods. Whatever.
AngeloState606: *A few minutes walk brings her to the cafeteria/dining hall*
AngeloState606: *Her nose buried deep in the book as she steps into the line*
Arch mage144: Veal, you say? That sounds good. If you don't mind, I'll have the deep-fried veal parmigiana.
Lithaladhwen: *hooks her arm around Quillan's again*
Lithaladhwen: *w* Quillan.
Lithaladhwen: *w* If you want her, you can get her right now.
Arch mage144: *looks at the book* What in the name of Great Lord Agnostic are you reading?
PapatymisonN: *w* ... ... alright.
Lithaladhwen: *w* Throw me off for her.
Lithaladhwen: *w* She'll love it.
PapatymisonN: *pulls her arm away from him, and heads for Glykeria*
Lithaladhwen: Hm? Oh! This. A friend of mine wrote it.
Lithaladhwen: *indignant noise*
PapatymisonN: Thanks anyway, though...
Arch mage144: A book on pasta made from...sheep?
Lithaladhwen: No, no. Bred in sheep.
Lithaladhwen: Very different.
Lithaladhwen: You can make it from sheep.
PapatymisonN: *stands in front of her* Glykeria.
Lithaladhwen: But you have to break the proteins down in ways that I find tiresome.
AngeloState606: *Peers up at him*
Arch mage144: How the fuck do you...you know, I may not want to know this.
PapatymisonN: What would you like?
Lithaladhwen: You may not.
AngeloState606: *The title of the book should be in clear view*
AngeloState606: *raises an eyebrow at him*
PapatymisonN: *unworried, as usual*
Lithaladhwen: Quillan?
Lithaladhwen: What are you doing?
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm the worst woman alive. And I'm enjoying it far too much.
PapatymisonN: *turns back to Zea* What does it look like?
Lithaladhwen: You son of a bitch. Whatever.
Lithaladhwen: *turns around and suppresses a laugh*
PapatymisonN: IM: ... oh, she's VERY good...]
Lithaladhwen: *lays a finger on her lips, indicating that Hakaril not say anything*
Arch mage144: *has veal in his mouth*
PapatymisonN: Sorry... she's... clingy.
Lithaladhwen: *bites a knuckle to prevent laughter*
Arch mage144: *too busy to talk*
Lithaladhwen: IM: EEEeeeevil.
AngeloState606: *blinks at him then returns her eyes to her book*
PapatymisonN: ... y'know, I'm too distracted to eat. Would you like to... go somewhere else?
PapatymisonN: Need to get away from certain people for a while...
Lithaladhwen: IM: I can't believe I'm doing this just to get him laid. Well, to amuse myself more than anything else. But whatever.
AngeloState606: O.o
Lithaladhwen: *turns and hmphs over her shoulder*
PapatymisonN: ... please?
AngeloState606: No thank you. I need food.
AngeloState606: *steps up as the line moves*
AngeloState606: *read read read*
PapatymisonN: IM: Erg. I don't want to have to PURSUE too much..
AngeloState606: (This hurts every bit of his soul...*snicker*)
PapatymisonN: *heads back to his table, and picks up his plate*
Lithaladhwen: *spares an imperious glance for Glykeria*
Lithaladhwen: Archmagus Bailey.
AngeloState606: *Is successfully ignoring everything around her except for Quillan, her book, and the cafeteria line*
Arch mage144: *swallows veal, looks at Zea with a bemused expression*
Lithaladhwen: You do stir-fry?
PapatymisonN: *staring at her, with those lovely, near-nuclear green eyes...*
Arch mage144: Does Bailey do stir-fry?
Lithaladhwen: Of course. What would you like?
AngeloState606: *Looks up at him again*
Lithaladhwen: And you hush, Silvar. She's new.
PapatymisonN: *smiles*
AngeloState606: IM: His eyes are so beautiful...
AngeloState606: IM:....
Arch mage144: Clearly, you've never eaten here before. *chuckles*
AngeloState606: IM: NO! Be STRONG, Glykeria!
Lithaladhwen: Green peppers, duck, chicken, and mahi mahi. Shiitake mushroom sauce. Lots of rice if you can.
Lithaladhwen: Ah, green peppers.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
AngeloState606: What do you want, Rose?? *she has a look of disgust on her face*
Lithaladhwen: *steeples his fingers and stares intently at his table*
Arch mage144: IM: Now you've done it. Green peppers are hard.
Lithaladhwen: *slams his palms down with a thunderous BANG, and when he lifts them, Zea's food is on the table*
Lithaladhwen: *Those close to Bailey can hear giggling.*
Lithaladhwen: Quiet, you!
PapatymisonN: ... I'll let you know if you sit with me.
Lithaladhwen: *pokes the stir-fry with a fork*
AngeloState606: *She breathes heavily out of her nose*
Lithaladhwen: Pay that no mind. They're still edible. And I think I showed them who's boss.
Lithaladhwen: Once you eat one, the others will shut up.
Arch mage144: Are you going to have to conjure red peppers to silence them? >_>
Lithaladhwen: ....
AngeloState606: ...I suppose, Rose. *she still wears an expression of smelling something foul*
Lithaladhwen: *sighs* No, that only works with...well, you know. *winks at Hakaril*
Arch mage144: Right.
Arch mage144: IM: Goddamned extradimensional desserts.
Lithaladhwen: Whatever. As long as they aren't going to escape or anything.
Arch mage144: IM: Fucking Zack, insisting that I go to the cafeteria and ask for the flan.
Lithaladhwen: Oh, no. They'll stay.
Lithaladhwen: (AHAHAHAHAHA)
Arch mage144: IM: "Trust me, it's delicious. Fantastic Inustani custard."
AngeloState606: (XD)
Lithaladhwen: *eats standing up, conspicuously avoiding Quillan and Glykeria*
Arch mage144: IM: Yeah, sure. From the outer planes. I can't even look at pudding anymore without imagining it being covered in ears.
Lithaladhwen: (Oh, Tara. You have no idea.)
AngeloState606: (I'm just using my imagination right now...and it's funny.)
Lithaladhwen: (It's an inside Lovecraft-eque joke cloaked in flan.)
Arch mage144: *shakes his head*
AngeloState606: (*Snicker*)
Lithaladhwen: (I sicced flan on James Silvar in my board RP.)
PapatymisonN: IM: I wonder how much of this will be acting...
AngeloState606: (Nothing worse than being chased around by flan...hehehe)
Arch mage144: *forkful of veal*
PapatymisonN: (Is she sitting?)
AngeloState606: *Yes*
PapatymisonN: ...
PapatymisonN: ... look, Glykeria...
AngeloState606: *Still has the book open with her nose stuck in it, hoping to hide her red face*
PapatymisonN: I've been... stupid around you. Insults, looking down on you... the incident from last week...
Arch mage144: IM: Ah, Gunnir romance.
Arch mage144: IM: ...or something vaguely imitating it.
PapatymisonN: I'm... realizing...
PapatymisonN: How much I'd prefer to be... ...
PapatymisonN: >.> Gentle with you.
AngeloState606: <.<
Lithaladhwen: *briefly chokes on her food*
Arch mage144: *snaps his fingers and his plate disintegrates in a shower of rainbow sparks*
AngeloState606: O.~
Arch mage144: .......*so does Bailey's book*
Lithaladhwen: *turns and whispers to herself* Lord. He should've warned me before he started in on that crap. I about pissed myself.
Lithaladhwen: Hey!
Arch mage144: Oh, shit!
AngeloState606: IM: What does he mean???
PapatymisonN: Please... can we start over?
Lithaladhwen: *fills Hakaril's hat with pudding*
Arch mage144: I, uh, sorry! I...got distracted by some....
Lithaladhwen: That was my book!
PapatymisonN: Get our... relationship off to a good start? ^^
Arch mage144: *pudding leaks out around the mage's ears*
AngeloState606: *Looks up at him finally; her blue-green eyes darting around his facing looking for some trace of a joke*
PapatymisonN: (... what a romantic backdrop...)
PapatymisonN: *there is none*
Arch mage144: *waves his hand and cleans the pudding off himself, then reaches his hand out into the air as though trying to grab something flying around his head*
AngeloState606: I...um...
Arch mage144: *suddenly, the mage's hand disappears past the elbow*
Arch mage144: *arm
Lithaladhwen: Oh, cheater.
AngeloState606: What are you playing at, Rose? O.o
AngeloState606: Do you need tutoring EVERY night, or something??
Arch mage144: *as it reappears, he is holding a copy of Bailey's book*
Lithaladhwen: *doesn't know whose antics are more amusing, Quillan's or the archmagi*
Arch mage144: Great Lord Agnostic, you didn't have to cover me in pudding. I knew I'd be able to fish another copy out of the plane of miscellaney.
T3chn0Namagomi has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: I regret nothing.
PapatymisonN: ... I... this ... Oh. I wasn't joking.
Arch mage144: I didn't vaporize your book on purpose. >_> *sets it down on the table*
PapatymisonN: But if you can't deal with it, that's fine. *finishes his food and exits the cafeteria*
AngeloState606: *blinks at him several times*
PapatymisonN: IM: C'mon... follow me...
AngeloState606: *looks around the room in utter bewilderment and watches him for a few moments*
Lithaladhwen: *grateful nod to Hakaril as he picks up the book and finds his place in it again*
PapatymisonN: *out the room*
AngeloState606: IM: What could he possibly mean???
Arch mage144: *snaps his fingers again and produces a live salmon from his pocket, which he drops on the table*
Lithaladhwen: *melodramatic eyeroll*
Arch mage144: *the fish proceeds to flop around violently*
Lithaladhwen: Quillan is such a jackass.
AngeloState606: *Snaps the book shut and rushes out after him*
Arch mage144: Huh?
PapatymisonN: *heading for the common room*
Lithaladhwen: Oh, thank Reshtaha she's gone.
Lithaladhwen: *releases pent-up laughter*
Arch mage144: Oh. Wait. That's going to make a mess, isn't it. *flicks a finger at the fish and it ceases to move*
PapatymisonN: IM: ... oh thank the gods. I would have felt like such an idiot...
Arch mage144: ...I forget why I thought I should give you a fish.
AngeloState606: (This is really mean...poor Glykeria...)
PapatymisonN: (It's only half mean.)
Lithaladhwen: *waves his fingers over it and Hakaril is left with salmon sushi on a lime-green glittery sushi boat*
Lithaladhwen: There.
Arch mage144: .......
Lithaladhwen: Something sensible, eh?
PapatymisonN: *turns* Glykeria?
Arch mage144: That is the most impressive act of transmutation I have ever seen.
AngeloState606: *Runs all the way to the common room, searching for Quillan the whole way there*
Lithaladhwen: (Tara: Yes. Yes it is. That's why it's awesome.)
PapatymisonN: *she finds him!*
Arch mage144: I am still not worthy. *tips his hat to Bailey*
Lithaladhwen: No it isn't. It's fish into fish.
AngeloState606: *Stops dead in her tracks*
Lithaladhwen: I just added rice.
Lithaladhwen: And a boat.
Arch mage144: Yeah, but all I can manage is to debone it!
AngeloState606: *blushes more and starts inspecting the tops of her shoes*
Lithaladhwen: Well, there you are. Eat that.
Arch mage144: Don't devalue the fine art of sushicraft! A Nekonian chef would pale at the idea that sushi is just fish and rice!
Lithaladhwen: *takes her stir-fry to a table, her performing skills no longer needed*
PapatymisonN: *puts his finger on her forehead and tilts her head to look at him*
Arch mage144: ......*tries the sushi*
AngeloState606: I'm...sorry, R-...I mean, Quillan.
Lithaladhwen: *It's sushi, as Hakaril knows it.*
Arch mage144: *stops just short of Vash-style weeping*
PapatymisonN: It's alright...
Lithaladhwen: (*laughs*)
PapatymisonN: IM: ... huh.
AngeloState606: I just wanted to say...I think it's a good idea...to...to get on the right foot.
Lithaladhwen: (This RP has become ten times more fun.)
PapatymisonN: Then allow me to take the first step...
Arch mage144: Thanks, Archmagus. *picks up the sushi boat and walks away* Nice to meet you, Zea. Take care of my son, if he continues to be your roommate for long.
PapatymisonN: *oh... oh! He's leanin' in... is that? OH! He's gonna... he's gonna kiss her! WOO!*
AngeloState606: >.>
AngeloState606: O.O
Arch mage144: Does he still drink out of the milk carton?
Lithaladhwen: You have nothing to worry about, Archmagus.
AngeloState606: -.-
Lithaladhwen: And yes.
AngeloState606: O.O
Lithaladhwen: Leaves little toothmarks. e_e
Arch mage144: Damnit, I told him not to do that. He lies so poorly about it, too.
PapatymisonN: *kiiiiiiiiiiiss*
AngeloState606: *is kissed*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, he does. Like one of the ghosts left little fangbites in the paper.
PapatymisonN: ... good stuff...
PapatymisonN: ^_^
Arch mage144: Oh well, he'll grow out of it. *waves and exits*
AngeloState606: (Was it just a peck or was it "romantic-movie" worthy?)
Lithaladhwen: *waves and continues eating*
PapatymisonN: (Movie worthy.)
AngeloState606: *blinks at him a few more times and feels her face feeling warm again*
Lithaladhwen: (Aw, jeez. I'd feel bad if this weren't the most hilarious and engaging thing I'd ever seen from these folks so far.)
Arch mage144: *carries out his platter of sushi and eats as he walks* IM: Bailey is still my hero. Even now, almost thirty years later, he can feed me like no one else.
AngeloState606: *She suddenly feels dizzy...oh! Uhoh! Yep..she fainted...*
AngeloState606: *plop*
PapatymisonN: *catch!*
Lithaladhwen: </Zea>
Lithaladhwen: </and Bailey, unless you guys have crazy sex and need ramen afterward or something>
PapatymisonN: (He'll try to get her on smoking.)
Arch mage144: </Hakaril>
AngeloState606: *out cold, by the way*
PapatymisonN: *lays her on the couch, and waits for her to wake*
AngeloState606: *she stirs and opens her eyes*
PapatymisonN: Welcome back to the waking world.
AngeloState606: *Looking confused and...well, more confused she sits up*
AngeloState606: I'm sorry...I don't know what happened...
AngeloState606: IM: I must've looked like such an idiot!
AngeloState606: *Starts smoothing her hair out again; she does that alot*
PapatymisonN: ... it's alright.
PapatymisonN: Are you OK?
AngeloState606: *blushes again* I'm fine.
AngeloState606: *Stands* I think I should just...go back to my room and study some more.
PapatymisonN: ... ^_^ May I join you?
AngeloState606: <.<
AngeloState606: I...I guess...
PapatymisonN: *offers his hand*
AngeloState606: IM: OHWHATISHAPPENINGWHATDRUGISHEONRIGHT NOW?!?!?!
AngeloState606: *hesitates and then takes it*
PapatymisonN: *tucks her arm under his, and leads the way*
Lithaladhwen: (He's not on anything. He just has a bored and manipulative quarter-succubus to be his wingman.)
PapatymisonN: (... let's avoid the weirdness. Is he "in"?)
AngeloState606: (Her room? Or heR?)
PapatymisonN: (... Futurama reference. Nice.)
PapatymisonN: (And "her".)
AngeloState606: (Hang on; this is a very important decision to make...)
AngeloState606: (This'll be her first and his as well, will it not?)
AngeloState606: (You know this makes him even more like his papa, right?)
PapatymisonN: (Yep.)
Lithaladhwen: (And what does that make Zea?)
Lithaladhwen: (It was totally her idea.)
PapatymisonN: (The emperor to his Darth.
PapatymisonN: )
Lithaladhwen: (Cool.)
Arch mage144: (*rebreather noises*)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea: *shoots all naive women with force lightning for their own good*)
PapatymisonN: ("The booty call has many powers some would consider unnatural"...)
AngeloState606: (I dunno; she would have realized what he was up to and brought up the whole "I could barely walk afterward!" thing...)
PapatymisonN: (And he would have said that Zea was a big mistake and Glykeria was the one he REALLY wanted.)
Lithaladhwen: (Good boy.)
Lithaladhwen: (Poor Quillan, having to fill the void that was always meant fo Glykeria.....)
AngeloState606: (....)
AngeloState606: (Fine. He shoots...he scores.)
PapatymisonN: (Excellent.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yatta!)
Lithaladhwen: (I think I like this boy.)
PapatymisonN: (Me too.)
AngeloState606: (Well? What now?)
Lithaladhwen: (Dunno. Zea has presumably finished eating and is somewhere else by then.)
PapatymisonN: (I wanna reapproach this some other time. Let it sink in.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okieday.)
AngeloState606: (Okeedoke.)
AngeloState606: (You know she's gonna kill him when she finds out, right?)
PapatymisonN: (We shall see.)
Lithaladhwen: (^_^)
Lithaladhwen: (We shall.)
AngeloState606: (alrighty then)
AngeloState606: (Are we done then?)
PapatymisonN: (I think that's a nice ending point.)
AngeloState606: (*nod nod*)
AngeloState606: (*Logging*)
AngeloState606: (NIghto!)
Lithaladhwen: (Night!)
Lithaladhwen: </RP>
PapatymisonN: (Night.)
PapatymisonN: </rp>
AngeloState606 has left the room.
PapatymisonN has left the room.