You have just entered room "franklloydwright."
Papa Tymisonn has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
Papa Tymisonn: Marge with hair by.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I was very good friends with his grandson.*
Zero has entered the room.
MajorGeneralTso has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I was his partner in shop. Needless to say, that was interesting!*
Papa Tymisonn: Lisa can philosophize...
Papa Tymisonn: Bart's adept at spinning lies...
Zero: (What's up.)
Zero: (Oh man, the Quickie Mart.)
Lithaladhwen: (Homer's a delightful fella)
Papa Tymisonn: Homer's a delightful fella. Sorry 'bout the salmonella.
Zero: (DENTAL PLAN)
Lithaladhwen: (Eh. That's okay.)
Papa Tymisonn: Who needs the Kwik-E Mart?
Papa Tymisonn: Now here's the tricky part.
Lithaladhwen: Oh won't you rhyme with me?
Zero: (This is not the sort of roleplaying I cam in here expecting :-( )
Papa Tymisonn: (.... oh fine, I'll behave.)
Lithaladhwen: (Heh. Anyway! Gaeran RP, anyone? As opposed to lying to Homer through song? We all know he hates when people do that.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Does nobody care that I used to hang out with Frank Lloyrd Wright's grandson? :-(*
Lithaladhwen: (I care.)
Zero: (That's awesome.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Did he just ... do hair?)
Lithaladhwen: (I was just recruiting, and that takes up a lot of windows for a few moments.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Cuz I'm not that familiar with him outside of that song.
Papa Tymisonn: )
Lithaladhwen: (Famous FAMOUS architect.)
Zero: (Did he have any eccentricities?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *As I said, I was his partner in shop class, among other things.*
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm hoping for a face twitch.)
Zero: (Partner in crime, I hope.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *and the teacher refused to give him lower than a B, less he get strung up by the Architechtual community. This of course lead to good ol' Jake being like "Nnnoooo, let me actually do work before you grade me ;_;"*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I taught him the finer points of smarm!*
Lithaladhwen: (Smarmalicious.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shini=Smarmaduke.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm feelin' 2nd Genish tonight. But whatever.)
Lithaladhwen: (Oooh, second gen is fun.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I might just RP if we do second gen. :O*
Lithaladhwen: (It's settled then, eh?)
Zero: (I might second gen, if I can finish what I'm working on.)
Lithaladhwen: (Keen.)
Zero: (Though I am a clumsy goofball at second gen.)
Papa Tymisonn: (I need inspiration as to who to play.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... there it is.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Quillan Rose. He's nice and snotty.)
Zero: (An Elf from Pluto?)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay. I'm comfortable with either Zea or Hideki, and since the people I want for my plot aren't here.... I'm okay with either.)
LovelyJester has entered the room.
LovelyJester: (OW MY GODAMN TOe.)
LovelyJester: (I mean. Hello.)
Lithaladhwen: (I may roll for it if no one else cares whom I play.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey Lex. 2gen, it would seem.)
Zero: (Oh wow, apparently I at some point torrented the first season of Pete and Pete.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zero: You fucking rock.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *...What?*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Rock?*
Papa Tymisonn: (... what's Pete and Pete?)
Zero: (A show from Nickelodeon.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Pete and Pete was the first show I truely thought wasn't just stupid, it was downright retarded.*
Lithaladhwen: (Pete and Pete is a great great old Nickolodeon show. Back when they played real shows.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shini: Yeah, well. Maybe if you TRY THE WINE it'll improve your outlook on classic Nick shows.)
Lithaladhwen: (Seriously.)
Lithaladhwen: (TRY THE WINE)
LovelyJester: (pete and pete was nifty.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway! RP.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hideki I, Zea II.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Indeed.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
Zero: (Locatione?)
Lithaladhwen: (I knew that would happen. This is like the Jephthah's daughter scenario. I shouldn't make deals with the dice.)
LovelyJester: (LEx wants to. But whether I should is entirely insane. I need to clean, and do schoolwork.)
Lithaladhwen: (Fine. I'll obey the dice. But if I get bored, I'm pulling out the necromancer girl.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Oh, I don't think a necromancer'll get bored.)
Lithaladhwen: (I'm not playing her unless I get bored.)
Lithaladhwen: (For now....I'll play Hideki.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Not seen the light of CI with this one in...Close to a year, I think.)
Papa Tymisonn: (This will be good.)
Lithaladhwen: (I originally made Hideki just so that someone would finally hate James Silvar.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyone object to RPing outside Doma?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Not really.)
Lithaladhwen: (What about if we're so far outside Doma we're in Nekonia?)
Papa Tymisonn: (And Brian's good at having other people make characters in direct response to his.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Obviously, Ash's never seen Kristoph.)
Lithaladhwen: (Seriously. James Silvar. How could he have gone so long without anyone hating him? It's simply not logical.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shini: Yes I have!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Kristoph hated him scince before he was born :D)
Lithaladhwen: (I know who he is!)
Papa Tymisonn: (And Bulworth TOLERATES him. He'll smash his head in as soon as the opportunity presents itself.)
Lithaladhwen: (I remember when he slammed Hakaril's dead mother and got his ass kicked for it.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, well. Bulworth and James better behave. Unless they both want angry necro-teen after them.)
Lithaladhwen: (Anyway. Nekonia okay?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Yup.)
Lithaladhwen: (Shini?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (That should be fine!)
Zero: (Kodfish your font is kinda ungrooveful. I request you tone it down to something that isn't four times as large as other fonts when capitalized.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Oh, but it fits the character so WELL.... fine. I'll find something else.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Looks fine to me.)
Papa Tymisonn: (But only for you, pally.)
Zero: (^_~)
Papa Tymisonn: (...)
Zero: (Thanks.)
Lithaladhwen: (Awwww. Anyway.)
Zero: (I need to decide on a character.)
Lithaladhwen: (For the record..... Hideki is the fellow on the left, seen here with James Silvar.)
Lithaladhwen: ( http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29551659/ )
Papa Tymisonn: (How's this? Big enough?)
Lithaladhwen: (I can see it just fine.)
FFFan80 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, Dave. 2gen, in Nekonia.)
Lithaladhwen: (Nothing else has happened yet.)
FFFan80: (*nod*)
Lithaladhwen: (Except for the when and where, I mean.)
FFFan80: (...)
FFFan80: (Is there kitty hate in the room? ={ )
Papa Tymisonn: (Not yet.)
Lithaladhwen: (No.)
Lithaladhwen: (Okay, so does anyone care if we just go ahead and drink in a Nekonian pub-type place?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Go for it.)
FFFan80: (Sure)
Lithaladhwen: *It's early evening in Nekonia in a relatively clean, well-lighted place that also happens to be serving food and drinks to whoever comes in and offers money.*
Lithaladhwen: *The patrons are mostly Nekonian, but other types of folks are not out of place and neither is their money.*
Lithaladhwen: *Sitting at a corner of the bar with one eye on the door is a slate-colored Nekojin matching the picture I linked earlier. He's drinking coffee. He also has a pair of elbow-blades (think Talim from SC) hanging from his belt.*
Papa Tymisonn: *one person, a blond haired elf with a dour expression, reads a book as if it's the only thing in the room*
Papa Tymisonn: *oh, his wine. That exists too*
Lithaladhwen: (Also, I can tell that you people didn't look at the thing I linked. *scowl* )
Lithaladhwen: (You're mean.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Saw it a long time ago.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Those aren't elboblades, those are a wacky type of tonfa. :-( )
Papa Tymisonn: (Talk to the official Soul Calibur website. That's what they call them.)
Lithaladhwen: (Tonfa are bludgeoning weapons.)
Lithaladhwen: (Elbow blades are different, and I've never seen them called anything else.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (*Talks to them; wins*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Through the door bursts...*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *A woman of about 25 or so. She's got blue armor, and long blonde hair, braded back behind her. She's got a rather elegant sword at her side...And she's scowling.*
Papa Tymisonn: *looks up for a moment,smirks, and returns attention to his book and wine*
TheWaiChibiAngel: >_> <_<
TheWaiChibiAngel: I AM VERY VERY LOST!
Lithaladhwen: *glances over*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Lithaladhwen: *waves her closer*
Lithaladhwen: Where are you trying to go?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Home. o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Heads over!*
Lithaladhwen: I don't know where your home is. You should elaborate, and I'll see if I can't give you directions.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Home is where the heart is. *Sage nod*
Zero has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: *unphased* And where, geographically, is your heart?
Lithaladhwen: Aside from your rib cage?
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *listens*
TheWaiChibiAngel: I...Don't...Know....
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Thinks again!*
Lithaladhwen: Well, that makes it tougher. have a seat.
Papa Tymisonn: ... well you're screwed... *read...*
Lithaladhwen: *glances over at the rude person*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Lovely.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Home is where you can pass gas without predjudice!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Fart without fear, if you will.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nod nod*
Lithaladhwen: *shrugs* Also a valid definition.
Lithaladhwen: Where do you come from?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Where is that blasted picture?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: SPAAACCCE!
Lithaladhwen: (What picture?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...No, that's not right.
Lithaladhwen: ...
TheWaiChibiAngel: A caaaavvvvveee!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yeah, that's more like it.
LovelyJester has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: And where is this cave? Anyplace I'd be familiar with?
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrug* Doma, I guess...
Lithaladhwen: (*hands all of Shini's female characters ritalin*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Oh, no.)
Lithaladhwen: (*except Nezetta, because that would just be scary*)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (You just happen to be seeing the same one often.)
Papa Tymisonn: THAT narrows it down...
TheWaiChibiAngel: (My FTP needs to work!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (GETTING A FAVOR. PLEASE HOLD.)
Lithaladhwen: (Standing by.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Cough* Yeah, I think that's it. Big castle. People who step on your feet...?
Lithaladhwen: I've never been stepped on at the castle. I presume you mean "the" castle in Doma?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yeah! Cept I don't live there.
Lithaladhwen: You mentioned a cave.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Been there a couple times using ninja powers, but I keep getting caught...
Papa Tymisonn: ... idiot. *snickers quietly*
Lithaladhwen: Ninja powers? Those should be more helpful. *sip*
Papa Tymisonn: IM: I wish Nadymma were here. She'd have a hoot studying THIS one...
Lithaladhwen: *to the guy* Excuse me. Do you have a problem?
Papa Tymisonn: I'm fine.
Lithaladhwen: IM: She's lost and obviously insane. These are probably not her fault.
Lithaladhwen: IM: No reason to make snide remarks.
Lithaladhwen: You know I can hear you. *ear twitch* That's really very rude.
Papa Tymisonn: Oh, how terrible. *continues to read*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ( Here we go! )
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (Shini: What am I looking at?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (The basis for this form.)
Papa Tymisonn: (... oh dear god, something just occured to me.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Agrias Oaks, the best Final Fantasy character ever <3)
Papa Tymisonn: (James and Quillan might get on SWIMMINGLY.)
Lithaladhwen: I don't know why I always end up stuck in taverns with aristocrats whose parents never...taught...them manners.
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. Hideki noticed.)
Lithaladhwen: Anyway, ma'am.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Manners is gross.
Papa Tymisonn: *sighs audibly, continues to read*
Lithaladhwen: Manners are important. Manners are why people do things like assist strangers.
Lithaladhwen: How long have you been lost?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Manners is the white stuff you crazy people put on bread.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Ahem!*
Lithaladhwen: That's mayonnaise, I believe. And I don't use it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I don't know.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods*
TheWaiChibiAngel: I fell into a bag.
TheWaiChibiAngel: And was in there for awhile. *Nod nod*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Now I'm out, and I'm not home anymore.
Lithaladhwen: It would seem, yeah.
Papa Tymisonn: ... maybe you should ask her NAME...
Lithaladhwen: *glances over* Amazing. A productive suggestion from the peanut gallery.
Lithaladhwen: Ma'am, my name is Shigetomi Hideki. Call me Hideki.
Lithaladhwen: What's yours?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Avuen Neerat. Call me Tareen!
Lithaladhwen: Nice to meet you, Tareen.
Lithaladhwen: And the source of our running commentary? Maybe you should introduce yourself as well.
Papa Tymisonn: ... so... does that mean your name is really Tareen Nueva?
Papa Tymisonn: *rolls eyes*
Papa Tymisonn: Yeesh, THAT was a hard one...
Papa Tymisonn: (He's such a bastard. ^_^)
Lithaladhwen: (Those are the best characters sometimes.)
Papa Tymisonn: (Best part? He's REALLY a bastard. A literal one. Whee!)
Lithaladhwen: (...Hideki was raised by...wait, someone in here actually knows her! HA!)
Lithaladhwen: (So, Quillan going to honor us with his name?)
Papa Tymisonn: (If he sees the point in it.)
Lithaladhwen: (He was asked.)
Papa Tymisonn: (oh. Missed that.)
Papa Tymisonn: ... maybe.
Papa Tymisonn: Does MY name matter?
Lithaladhwen: Sure. Why not.
Papa Tymisonn: Or do you need to find MY home as well?
AngeloState606 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: I don't care where you live. You probably don't want me knowing that anyway. *grin*
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, Tara.)
AngeloState606: (Howdy!)
AngeloState606: (What are y'all doing?)
Papa Tymisonn: I'm the black sheep. You'd be hurting my very nice family, and that would be bad... *JUST a touch condescending*
Lithaladhwen: (2 gen, Nekonia.)
Papa Tymisonn: (What she said.)
Lithaladhwen: I have no interest in hurting anyone's family. Usually wildly unnecessary.
Papa Tymisonn: I agree.
AngeloState606: (Nekonia, hmm?)
Lithaladhwen: (I can IM you things.)
AngeloState606: (That would be groovy.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: Neb told me about those kind of people!
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. I'm not one of them.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Heads over, and sits, looking very sympathetic.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Does it hurt? o_o
Lithaladhwen: *sighs and follows Tareen over, taking his coffee with him*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Waits patiently. Odd for her. :-(*
Lithaladhwen: (It is!)
AngeloState606: *And into the bar walks a red-haired Elven woman. She is dressed in much style today, wearing a cotton traveling dress and her hair in a bun on the back of her head. No lute, today. It appears that she's on vacation!*
Lithaladhwen: *polite nod to the Elf*
Lithaladhwen: *drinks more of his coffee*
Arch mage144 has left the room.
AngeloState606: *Nods back and approaches*
AngeloState606: You seem to be a local.
AngeloState606: Is the coffee good?
Lithaladhwen: *smirks and twitches an ear in amusement* Yeah, I'm local. That obvious, eh?
Lithaladhwen: *lifts his mug* Yeah, it's all right.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Still to Jerky McBlacksheep* You know. The things crawling in your skin?
TheWaiChibiAngel: The wounds that won't heal? o_o
Lithaladhwen: *glances over to Tareen and her new friend*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *sigh*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Yeah.... 'kay.
AngeloState606: Good. *orders a cup of coffee and sits next to the cat-man*
AngeloState606: I am Zyvanna.
FFFan80 has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: *walks away from the table of crazies and rude folk and takes a seat next to Zyvanna* Shigetomi Hideki, but Hideki's fine.
Lithaladhwen: What brings you around here?
AngeloState606: Just a bit of leisure.
TheWaiChibiAngel: o_o
AngeloState606: Taking a break from the constant nature of my profession.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Blink. Staaareee*
Lithaladhwen: And what's the constant nature of your profession?
AngeloState606: Well, I'm a bard.
AngeloState606: In order to make a decent living, I play about 16 hours a day, every day.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, that sounds about right.
AngeloState606: Of course, it's somewhat sporadic...but still...
AngeloState606: I live off of tips.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Wow, is that bard complaining about the pay? :-( )
Lithaladhwen: What do you do?
Lithaladhwen: (She is!)
Lithaladhwen: (Starving artists are apparently universal.)
AngeloState606: What do I do? I usually stand in the middle of a busy street somewhere...play, sing...
AngeloState606: Do whatever it takes to get attention.
AngeloState606: I've been doing it for several years now.
Lithaladhwen: *grin* I see. I learned how to dance as a child, but that's about it. Nothing useful for making money.
AngeloState606: And! I've made a point to put back some funds for this vacation.
AngeloState606: *Smile* Dancing is a lot of fun, though.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. My master insisted.
AngeloState606: Your master?
Lithaladhwen: Yeah. Teacher. Master. You know how it goes.
AngeloState606: Right.
AngeloState606: For any particular reason?
Lithaladhwen: She has an appreciation for it, and it's a good way to teach a rambunctious kid how to be light on his feet.
AngeloState606: Very true.
AngeloState606: Dancing is an excellent source of balance, agility, stamina, flexibility...
AngeloState606: The list goes on.
Lithaladhwen: That's the theory.
AngeloState606: *FINALLY receives her coffee and sips on it*
Lithaladhwen: How is it?
AngeloState606: Good. Very nice.
Lithaladhwen: *approving nod*
Lithaladhwen: (I think Charles has wandered away from his computer.)
AngeloState606: (It would appear to be so)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ( :-( )
AngeloState606: *Seems to be counting in her head*
AngeloState606: Yes...I've been a bard for 36 years.
Lithaladhwen: Damn. So it really is a career, then.
AngeloState606: Certainly.
AngeloState606: It would be nice to do something more with my music...
AngeloState606: You know...be a professional performer...or something.
Lithaladhwen: *nod* Well, I'd say you already are by any definition that counts. You make money doing it, and I'd say that after 36 years you've probably become something of an expert in your art.
Lithaladhwen: In my view you're already there.
AngeloState606: Well....I've been playing the lute for well over a hundred years....
Papa Tymisonn: (I'm back, sorry.)
Papa Tymisonn: (forgot to leave notice, as I had to go do some dishery.)
AngeloState606: (What's Quillan doing?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Reading.)
AngeloState606: (What's he doing in Nekonia?)
Papa Tymisonn: (Taking a break from ... well, everything.)
Lithaladhwen: Over a hundred years, eh? I'd say if there's anything I could call you, it's a professional, then.
Lithaladhwen: I haven't even been alive long enough to practice anything that extensively.
Papa Tymisonn: *murmured* Or a failure...
AngeloState606: >.> A failure?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Beh?
AngeloState606: Darling...you are too quick to judge?
Lithaladhwen: IM: I dislike him more and more with every word that comes from his mouth.
Papa Tymisonn: ... damn the elf ear...
AngeloState606: *.
AngeloState606: Child...how old are you?
Papa Tymisonn: Practically an infant to you.
AngeloState606: Indeed.
Lithaladhwen: *slight grin* Bad Manners over there is right.
AngeloState606: So respect your elders.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: IM: Nice.
Papa Tymisonn: If I didn't respect my elders, I would have spoken louder.
AngeloState606: And respect your elven heritage.
AngeloState606: You will live just as long as me.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...!
TheWaiChibiAngel: *This guy's an elf?*
AngeloState606: *Look at the ears!*
AngeloState606: *It's like a big flashing sign!*
Papa Tymisonn: ... *flips a page*
Papa Tymisonn: No I won't.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *I mean the one she's talking to.*
Papa Tymisonn: Mother's human.
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, and humans are just terrible things, aren't they?
Lithaladhwen: IM: Ass. He really does sound like James.
AngeloState606: Even though you are half-elf you will live a long time compared to your human brethren.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Having a human parent is just a godsdamned tragedy or something.
TheWaiChibiAngel: My mom was human. o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: Now she's dead.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods*
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Yes...that's what happens to humans.
AngeloState606: They die when the body gives up.
Papa Tymisonn: Sadly...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Oh, her body gave up, but she was still alive for awhile. A very long while. *Nodnod*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Like, a thousand years. o_o
Lithaladhwen: *coffee sip*
AngeloState606: >.>
AngeloState606: <.<
Papa Tymisonn: Not bad...
AngeloState606: IM: Riiiiiiight.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Nods* It was impressive!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Then she got blown up. *Nod nod!*
AngeloState606: IM: Sounds like black-magic to me.
AngeloState606: *finishes her coffee*
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Lithaladhwen: *tilts his coffee* Building collapse took mine. Rather anticlimactic, all in all.
Lithaladhwen: *drains the mug*
AngeloState606: I haven't seen my parents in 36 years...
AngeloState606: I have no idea what condition they are in.
AngeloState606: I imagine they are still alive.
Lithaladhwen: You should check.
Lithaladhwen: At least then you'll know.
AngeloState606: *Sigh* I should.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Not knowing is fun!
AngeloState606: I'm just too scared to go back.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You're all happy when you find out they're okay. *Nod*
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. Think of it this way. Do you really want to check back in another hundred years only to find out something happened to them and you never knew?
Lithaladhwen: *shrug* I dunno. I'd check on them.
Papa Tymisonn: *mumbled* They could have been made into evil subterranean monsters...
TheWaiChibiAngel: I was one of those for awhile!
TheWaiChibiAngel: There was even a rumor about me! *Proud!*
Lithaladhwen: Good work on that, Tareen. Can't say I've done the same.
Lithaladhwen: *gets a refill of his coffee*
AngeloState606: Evil subterranean montsters?
AngeloState606: Is this a personal experience?
Papa Tymisonn: ... something I read once...
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's not hard. You just have to scare people and live in a cave.
AngeloState606: I suppose I will while I'm travelling.
Papa Tymisonn: IM: DAMN the elven ear.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You're not scary, though. o_o
AngeloState606: What is your name, half-elf?
Papa Tymisonn: ... ... *sigh*
Papa Tymisonn: Quillan.
AngeloState606: Quillan? *Is pondering something in her head*
AngeloState606: You said your mother is human. Who is your father? O.o
Papa Tymisonn: .... I don't think you'd care to know.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Obviously she does because she asked.
AngeloState606: I do.
AngeloState606: Who is your father?
Papa Tymisonn: ... why are you so curious?
AngeloState606: Why are you so secretive?
Papa Tymisonn: I don't see how it's your business.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
Lithaladhwen: Eh. Leave him alone. He doesn't want to talk, he doesn't want to talk.
AngeloState606: What's the harm, child? Do you think I'll seek him out and tell him what a disprespectful young some he has?
AngeloState606: *Son
Papa Tymisonn: Can't see how it would matter either way.
AngeloState606: (Damn automated fingers)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hey...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Wait a minute...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....
TheWaiChibiAngel: POINTY EARS!
Lithaladhwen: *ear twitch* What?
AngeloState606: You have a different look about you, Quillan.
AngeloState606: O.o
Lithaladhwen: IM: She just noticed that everyone else here has ears that are different from hers?
Papa Tymisonn: I do indeed. *pageflip*
AngeloState606: Your father is not a high-elf...
TheWaiChibiAngel: VILE BETRAYERS! >_<
AngeloState606: He is an elf indeed, but of a different race.
Lithaladhwen: What? Tareen, what are you talking about?
AngeloState606: I am curious.
AngeloState606: >.>
Papa Tymisonn: ... that's... wonderful. Curiousity USUALLY leads to knowledge.
Papa Tymisonn: But not today.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Pointy ears!
AngeloState606: IM: Vile betrayers? What in the world is she blathering about?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Pointy ears are the mark of the betrayers!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Because, y'know, when you're bad, they pull on your ear.
Lithaladhwen: I think you may be incorrect.
AngeloState606: o.o
Lithaladhwen: Lots of people besides Elves have pointy ears. Look at mine.
AngeloState606: *Struggles to hold back laughter*
AngeloState606: What's your name?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...You're a kitty, though.
Lithaladhwen: *sighs*
Papa Tymisonn: *pageflip*
Lithaladhwen: Very observant.
Lithaladhwen: *ears flatten back slightly in irritation*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ANYHOW.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Kitty. Do I refer to all humans as naked talking monkeys?
AngeloState606: Pointed ears are a genetic trademark, strange one.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm NEERAT!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...I mean, TAREE!N
Papa Tymisonn: ...
Papa Tymisonn: *snicker*
TheWaiChibiAngel: What?
AngeloState606: (Description of Tareen, por favor.)
Papa Tymisonn: Nothing.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ( http://www.noblesse-oblige.org/thecaptain/Stuffandthings/fft5.jpg Looks like this...at the moment.)
AngeloState606: I have pointed ears for the same reason that you have light colored hair.
TheWaiChibiAngel has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn: (... oy.)
Lithaladhwen: (Whoops.)
AngeloState606: (Doh!)
OMG Priam has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: (HAY PRIAM.)
OMG Priam: (WHEAT KAI)
AngeloState606: (Howdy!)
OMG Priam: (WHAT IS UP)
Lithaladhwen: (2gen. Nekonian pub. Hideki.)
AngeloState606: (I am Zyvanna)
OMG Priam: (...Zyvanna is....oh yeah. Damned elves.)
TheWaiChibiAngel has entered the room.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Last I saw was the link.)
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, Shini.)
AngeloState606: (*Gasp* How could you forget her after that wonderful day together!?!)
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Blink.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Blink blink*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Then take them off. e_e
TheWaiChibiAngel: Betrayer.
AngeloState606: I can't take them off.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Yes you can. You just said so. e_e
Lithaladhwen: IM: Clearly insane.
OMG Priam: (Oh, I didn't forget, but I was like "wouldn't she be all, like, really old and--oh wait, elven longevity.")
AngeloState606: (Heh...okay. Now it makes sense. Yeah...she...looks exactly the same.)
AngeloState606: (If everyone were Elvish plastic surgeons would be out of business!)
AngeloState606: No, darling. You may be able to remove your hair, but I cannot remove my ears.
Lithaladhwen: Tareen. I don't know what you can do with your various attributes, but most people are born with a definite set and they have to keep it.
AngeloState606: The point is, you were born with your hair that color, correct?
TheWaiChibiAngel: No. o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: I was born with blue and orange hair!
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's neato.
AngeloState606: Well, then. Let me rephrase my previous statement:
AngeloState606: I have pointed ears for the same reason that you should have blue and orange hair.
Lithaladhwen: (Tareen exists to try people's patience. Apparently this never changes.)
AngeloState606: (I can tell.)
Lithaladhwen: (She's worse when she's younger. Easily.)
AngeloState606: (Yeah...I feel sorry for her parents.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (When you're a shapeshifter with the mentality she does, growing up is completely optional.)
Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, her mentality is pretty much irreparable.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....So you're still a betrayer, and you tried to cover it up with a vicious web of...Visciousness.
AngeloState606: *In her best intimidation voice* I am NOT a betrayer.
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Let's see how sensible you are when you're basically a chaos elemental, lady. :-( )
AngeloState606: *Evil eye!*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Then what? o_o
Lithaladhwen: (Sometimes it's easy to see why Kamos punched the indestructible OBNOXIOUS child.)
AngeloState606: (*Snicker*)
Lithaladhwen: (I don't know how anyone could blackmail him for that. No one who's met Tareen would question it.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (He punched a fucking hole in her.)
Lithaladhwen: (So?)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Oh, Spob went off on him.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (But that's because Spob is Tareen's father figure :-( )
Lithaladhwen: (I repeat. INDESTRUCTIBLE OBNOXIOUS CHILD.)
Lithaladhwen: (I play people who'd do worse.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (The fun part is, she's half supposed to do it.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (I should tell the tale of Fern's lancer. It's classic.)
AngeloState606: What do you "then what"?
Lithaladhwen: (Does she have a PS sheet? I need to see the system-description for "indestructible.")
TheWaiChibiAngel: Then what are you?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Her PS sheet aludes to her being the ultra-tank, but not fully indestructable. Because she's not. Just very, very difficult to harm perminantly.)
AngeloState606: *Zyvanna, who is usually pretty amiable is becomming progressively perturbed by this annoying individual*
Lithaladhwen: (Uh huh.)
AngeloState606: What am I?
AngeloState606: I am an Elf.
AngeloState606: We have covered that.
Lithaladhwen: (Shini: Seriously. I need to see this sheet, just for shits and giggles.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Elves are pointy-earred betrayers, in league with the walls, and the government.
TheWaiChibiAngel: And Awesome Teen's nemesis!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Or is it still girl?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Why oh why am I two superheroes at the same time? ._.
AngeloState606: On what grounds do you call Elves betrayers?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ( http://www.randomidiocy.com/shini/tareen.html )
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....*Shrugs*
TheWaiChibiAngel: OH OH
TheWaiChibiAngel: One used to poke me. A LOT.
AngeloState606: You probably deserved it.
Lithaladhwen: (*Clicks*)
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Did not.
AngeloState606: I'm quite certain you probably did.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm quite certain....uh...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ..Did not!
AngeloState606: DID!
AngeloState606: *Gets up and starts jumping around Tareen, trying extra hard to be just as annoying*
AngeloState606: DID! DID! DID! DID!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Geeze, calm down. o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: You're too old to be acting like that.
Lithaladhwen: *quiet chuckling*
AngeloState606: *In her face, crossing her eyes, and just being truly obnoxious* DID! DID! DID! DID! DID!
AngeloState606: *Pointing at her right between the eyes* DID! DID! DID!
Lithaladhwen: Zyvanna.... I think she gets it.*smirk*
TheWaiChibiAngel: o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: DID NOT DID NOT DID NOT DID NOT! >_<
AngeloState606: *Returns to her normal self and sits back now next to Hideki*
TheWaiChibiAngel: What are you, like, twenty?
TheWaiChibiAngel: NOT NOT NOT NOT! >_<
Lithaladhwen: Ladies? Thanks, Zyvanna.
AngeloState606: Apparently not!
Arch mage144 has entered the room.
AngeloState606: Twenty?
AngeloState606: Heavens, no.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Nineteen?
AngeloState606: Not even close.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....Twenty?
AngeloState606: ovo
AngeloState606: Not even close.
Lithaladhwen: I'm older than that, Tareen.
TheWaiChibiAngel: .....Twenty one?
AngeloState606: Try 136.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ....Wow.
AngeloState606: O.o
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm like a thousand years older than you are. o_o
AngeloState606: For as long as you've lived, I'm amazed you behave so wretchedly.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm sorry, I take that back. We can keep doing "Did-didn't", if you wanna. o_o
AngeloState606: *Still seems a bit annoyed. Just give her a few minutes....*
TheWaiChibiAngel: I thought I was ten for a really long time, though, if that makes you feel better.
TheWaiChibiAngel: For, like, 800 years.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Women. No wonder Myrnal is still single. I probably will be, too. Forever. Quite possibly happily so.
AngeloState606: It shows, darling, it shows.
AngeloState606: IM: This is why I'll never have children.
TheWaiChibiAngel: There's nothing wrong with that. ._.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Neb said I can be ten as long as I need to be. ._.
Lithaladhwen: Lovely.
AngeloState606: No, darling. Neg is WRONG.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Neb is NOT WRONG!
Lithaladhwen: IM: Encourage the maladaptive insanity. That's a great way to help the girl have a normal life.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Neb is NEVER WRONG!
AngeloState606: Okay...answer me this.
Lithaladhwen: IM: "No, you can be immature and useless for as long as you want! No one will mind and no one will ever notice!"
AngeloState606: Do you or did you ever play with dollies?
TheWaiChibiAngel: No. e_e
AngeloState606: Do you ever want to be a mommy?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I can't, the last time anything came out of me it went crazy and tried to eat me because it thought I was too crazy to live but I ended up eating him and it was all very confusing and I'm still not sure what happened. e_e
AngeloState606: *Is suddenly very disgusted*
TheWaiChibiAngel: I couldn't help it!
AngeloState606: (WTF?!?!? Excuse me while I go impale myself with something sharp and deadly.)
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'd react similarly if I came out of her. One or both of us would have to die.
TheWaiChibiAngel: It was all "I WILL ABSORB YOU!" And I was like "Okay, if that's what you want." and it was like "WHAT THE" and I was like "Oh no, I didn't mean to do that!" ._.
AngeloState606: IM: Something had SEX with her?!?!
TheWaiChibiAngel: (This is way to fun for me.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Tareen is such good times._
Lithaladhwen: (Something like that.)
AngeloState606: Well, I'm terribly sorry he failed.
Lithaladhwen: *smirks again*
AngeloState606: At eating you, that is. *nose goes up into the air.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's what he wanted, but he couldn't. I ended up eating him by accident...
TheWaiChibiAngel: ._.
AngeloState606: Accident...*eye roll*
TheWaiChibiAngel: It was!
Lithaladhwen: Tareen? Have you ever been talking to someone and they got up and left in the middle of the conversation?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I just wanted him to be happy. I wanted him to eat me if it would make him feel better.
TheWaiChibiAngel: >_> Lots of times!
Lithaladhwen: IM: Tareen is beginning to grate on me.
OMG Priam has left the room.
Lithaladhwen: You ever wonder why?
AngeloState606: o.o
Lithaladhwen: IM: I'm not sure when that started, but I think I'm getting annoyed with her.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Because I talk too much?
AngeloState606: YES!
TheWaiChibiAngel: That or they can't handle the truth...
AngeloState606: THAT'S EXACTLY IT!
AngeloState606: You talk...WAY too much.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You started it. o_o
Lithaladhwen: I've known people who talk more. I don't think that's it. There seems to be a complete disconnect between logic... and... well, and you.
AngeloState606: That is most definitely false.
Lithaladhwen: That's difficult for many people to handle.
AngeloState606: You're absolutely right.
AngeloState606: I stand corrected.
AngeloState606: It's not that you talk to much. It's that you are...stupid.
Lithaladhwen: *facepalm*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hey!
AngeloState606: <.<
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm not stupid!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I just don't think well. e_e
Lithaladhwen: Not how I'd put it.
TheWaiChibiAngel: My mom told me it's because I'm full of so much chaos that normal people would EXPLODE!
AngeloState606: I appologize. My nerves aren't allowing me to be pleasant right now.
TheWaiChibiAngel: You're not very nice. But I can help with that, if you ask nicel.
AngeloState606: No, dear. I'm VERY nice. I know many people who attest to that.
AngeloState606: However, you somehow bring out the mean in me.
Lithaladhwen: IM: I don't want anything she has to offer. I don't trust her. Zyvanna's right, whether I'll say it or not.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hang on!
Lithaladhwen: IM: Tareen is damned stupid.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Looks very intensely at Elfy for a moment. A looong moment.*
AngeloState606: What are you doing?
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Tareen?
AngeloState606: *Lightly pokes her in the eye*
OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Where once there was Tareen...*
AngeloState606: O.O
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Now there is a black..puddle...of goop.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...What the.
AngeloState606: Barkeep!
AngeloState606: There's a mess over here!
Lithaladhwen: Sheisse...
AngeloState606: We need a mop...QUICKLY!!!!!!!!
TheWaiChibiAngel: Hey, I'm not a mess!
Lithaladhwen: Zyvanna..... what did you do?
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm a Tareen!
AngeloState606: I didn't do anything! I was just trying to get her to stop staring at me.
Lithaladhwen: (I think I'm falling asleep...)
AngeloState606: (Coffee! Lots of it!)
AngeloState606: (Heh)
Lithaladhwen: (I can only stay mildly annoyed for so long before apathy sets in.)
AngeloState606: *The mop arrives and Zyv starts mopping up the black goop*
AngeloState606: *Is that a maddenned grin on her face?*
Lithaladhwen: ...Zyvanna? Should you be doing that?
AngeloState606: I don't know!
TheWaiChibiAngel: HEY!
TheWaiChibiAngel: STOP THAT!
Lithaladhwen: IM: The answer is obviously yes. But I should still say something.
AngeloState606: *After all the mess is soaked up into the mop, she sets the mop outside*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And now there's a mop screaming about vile betrayers. :-(*
Lithaladhwen: (Hey, at least she's outside now.)
Lithaladhwen: That was... well executed, Zyvanna.
AngeloState606: *Returns to her seat and breathes a sigh of relief.*
AngeloState606: Thank you. I did my best.
AngeloState606: I need alcohol.
Lithaladhwen: Wouldn't have been my course of action, but I'm not unappreciative.
Lithaladhwen: I'll buy you one.
AngeloState606: *Grin* Oh? What would you have done/
AngeloState606: *?
Lithaladhwen: I would have ignored her until she went away. I think she's been given too much attention and never learned any boundaries or manners.
AngeloState606: *Nods* I believe you are right.
AngeloState606: I just...couldn't contain my frustration.
Lithaladhwen: Understandable. I can tell you I agree with you. I just didn't see the need to mop her up and toss her out. *little grin*
OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...HEEELLLP!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm STUCK!
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...IN THE MOP!
Lithaladhwen: *glances toward the door*
Lithaladhwen: Anyway.
Lithaladhwen: As a token of thanks for tossing out the girl, what would you like?
AngeloState606: *Ignores the cries for help*
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm going to DIE! HELP!
AngeloState606: Scoth...a double...
AngeloState606: *Scotch
Lithaladhwen: (Ah... Rivan whiskey. Good girl.)
Lithaladhwen: (I invented a city in Tassi's backstory just so that Scotch could exist in Gaera.)
Lithaladhwen: (After all, we don't have a Scotland.)
Lithaladhwen: Done. *orders some nice scotch for the lady*
AngeloState606: (Heh...so it's called Rivan Whiskey, then?)
AngeloState606: (Noted!)
Lithaladhwen: (Well, Riva is like the American south. So it's where whiskey comes from.)
Arch mage144 has left the room.
AngeloState606: (Right)
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'M SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT IS THAT ANY REASON TO LET ME DIE?...IN A MOP?
AngeloState606: O.o
Lithaladhwen: *sighs* Gods help us all. I'm going to go help her.
AngeloState606: *Nods*
Lithaladhwen: *heads out the door and stands by the mop* Tareen.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Help?
Lithaladhwen: What do you need?
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...I don't know!
TheWaiChibiAngel: It's too absorbant! Like one of those crazy papertowls that's got four billion layers!
Lithaladhwen: Yeah....well, I don't know what you want me to do about it. If you have any ideas I'm willing to help.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm hungry...
Lithaladhwen: Good for you. I don't have any food.
AngeloState606: *Goes to the mop*
AngeloState606: Well?
TheWaiChibiAngel: You might!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I don't eat mouthfood!
TheWaiChibiAngel: I eat MAGIC. It's neato.
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: She certainly doesn't seem to be dying.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'm stuck in a MOP.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Thanks to you!
TheWaiChibiAngel: How would you like to be mopped up!? It's not fun.
AngeloState606: *Grin*
AngeloState606: Why did you turn yourself into a puddle in the first place?
Lithaladhwen: I don't cast magic.
AngeloState606: Never underestimate the brass of those that you may be pestering.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Have you ever sneezed?
TheWaiChibiAngel: Because I sorta did.
AngeloState606: o.o
AngeloState606: Well...bless you.
TheWaiChibiAngel: So, that was like...
TheWaiChibiAngel: sneezing, while I was trying to turn into something.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...then getting punched.
TheWaiChibiAngel: In the face.
AngeloState606: Punched?!?
AngeloState606: You were not punched.
Lithaladhwen: (I should go pretty soon.)
AngeloState606: (*le sigh* Okaaay.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: Punched by a very absorbant fist!
TheWaiChibiAngel: (What happened to Chuck, anyway? :-( )
AngeloState606: (He's watching TV)
Lithaladhwen: Uh huh.
Lithaladhwen: Look. I can't help you.
Lithaladhwen: I think I'm probably going to head home.
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...Kay.
TheWaiChibiAngel: I'll just be here, then.
Lithaladhwen: Tareen? You have fun.
Lithaladhwen: Zyvanna? Maybe I'll see you around.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Have to get away from Tareen. She tries my patience.
Lithaladhwen: IM: She's not nearly as bad as James, but I still fail to see how anyone can stand her.
TheWaiChibiAngel: My leg is twisted up behind my back. And my finger is through my face!
Lithaladhwen: *heads off and ninja-vanishes down a shady dark alley*
Lithaladhwen: </Hideki>
AngeloState606: *Sighs; picks up the mop and looks around for any body of water*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *There might be some around. Hell, I dunno. :-(*
AngeloState606: *Let's just say that there's a pond nearby.*
AngeloState606: *Walks over to the pond and dips the mop in*
THENinjaRabbi has left the room.
AngeloState606: Better?
TheWaiChibiAngel: AGH! That's cold!
TheWaiChibiAngel: But...Water...Giving me...life....Must talk...Using...Broken...nonsensical sentances...!
AngeloState606: *rolls eyes*
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Hey, sure enough, she slides out of the mop!* Pure water..Increasing squishy powers! By your power combined, I am SUPER TAREEEEEEN!
OnlineHost: TheWaiChibiAngel rolled 1 8-sided die: 4
TheWaiChibiAngel: *And...She reforms, same as before.* Or just normal Tareen. o_o
TheWaiChibiAngel: That's just as good!
AngeloState606: IM: Dammit. Why am I so nice.
AngeloState606: Just out of curiosity...what were you trying to turn yourself into?
TheWaiChibiAngel: You!
AngeloState606: O.o
AngeloState606: Me?
TheWaiChibiAngel: You can't be mean to yourself.
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Sage nod, sitting in the mud.*
AngeloState606: Of course I can...especially when it's someone impersonating me.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Have you tried to be mean to me, when I'm you?
AngeloState606: *Annoyed sigh*
TheWaiChibiAngel: Say...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Do I get to suck you into a mop now?
TheWaiChibiAngel: (Also, could you send me a log, please? :-( )
AngeloState606: No. I am not a gelatinous liquid.
AngeloState606: (Sure. No problemo.)
TheWaiChibiAngel: You said you were.
AngeloState606: When?
TheWaiChibiAngel: When you said your ears were pointy for the same reason my hair was light. *Nod nod*
AngeloState606: Precisely. No where in there did I say I was a liquid.
TheWaiChibiAngel: But that's why my hair was light. Because I'm squishy.
AngeloState606: Yes, well.
AngeloState606: Remember that I also rephrased myself.
TheWaiChibiAngel: Is it because you're embarassed?
AngeloState606: *Gives her a "WTF is wrong with you look"*
TheWaiChibiAngel: There's nothing wrong with it!
AngeloState606: Time for me to go back to my hotel room...
TheWaiChibiAngel: Come, my sister! Embrace the squishiness!
AngeloState606: *Flies out the door with super elfy speedness*
TheWaiChibiAngel: ...
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Shrugs, and begins wandering.*
TheWaiChibiAngel: (And I believe that's it. :O)
AngeloState606: (Yeah...I'm tired...)
AngeloState606: </rp>
AngeloState606: I'll go ahead and send you a log...
TheWaiChibiAngel: *Thanks.*
AngeloState606 has left the room.
Papa Tymisonn has left the room.
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