You have just entered room "randomarenabattlers." CGNakibe has entered the room. Der DWSage: *Hums, tinkers* I'll be a moment. Get your sheets ready, or
somesuch. Der DWSage: I'd also appreciate it if you told me the levels of such characters,
so that I can scale things. Lithaladhwen: Are we ignoring time here?
Der DWSage: Aye. Der DWSage: ...Hell, I'm for making it not canon at all. CGNakibe: Someone is to blame for this. Der DWSage: *Waves hand* Sorune is. CGNakibe: I am suddenly struck with the Inspector Gadget theme. Der DWSage: ...In that case, blame Dark Gaera Sorune. Lithaladhwen: Inspector Gadget is lame.
CGNakibe: Penny for the win. Lithaladhwen: He could never pickpocket Perth.
Der DWSage: He's making the rough equivalent of Magitek Armor. CGNakibe: Sorune is responsible for MAC? Der DWSage: ...Dark Gaera Sorune is! Lithaladhwen: Uh huh. And Yadali's his evil machinist concubine.
e_e
Der DWSage: You said it, not me. Der DWSage: DGSorune:o.o I have a concubine? Sweet. Lithaladhwen: Oh, and Holly overthrew Vaniyakna, replacing it
with an oppressive theocracy.
Lithaladhwen: Because she is Barian, you know.
Der DWSage: DGSorune:*Goes to make out with Yadali. Either one. He's
going to get his ass kicked* Der DWSage: Hell, I could totally see Holly overthrowing Vani. Der DWSage: She'd rally an army by sheer cute. CGNakibe: First Gen Solis. Der DWSage: And then cut Vani the fuck up with her whip dagger. Lithaladhwen: Myrnal becomes a dance instructor.
CGNakibe: Holly rules the world with an IRON FIST. Der DWSage: Sher rules the fey. Lithaladhwen: And an active member of the PTA, the only one there
who transcends the parent teacher bridge.
Lithaladhwen: She also doubts your commitment to Sparkle
Motion.
Lithaladhwen: </obscure reference>
CGNakibe: ... dare I ask? Lithaladhwen: Donnie Darko.
Der DWSage: Sher'Khan:=e.e= To WAR with the cute one! We must
reinforce my fuzzy dominance! CGNakibe: Been a while since I sat that. Lithaladhwen: I need to make John in PS.
CGNakibe: I should fix this. Lithaladhwen: Shaun: You FORGOT Ms. Farmer?
Lithaladhwen: The crazy PE teacher?
Lithaladhwen: With the timeline?
CGNakibe: I forgot most of Donnie Darko. >.< Der DWSage: ...I'm wanting to do something nasty. Lithaladhwen: Watch the director's cut. They included the plot.
Der DWSage: Anyway, what levels are you folks? Lithaladhwen: Two.
CGNakibe: For SOME reason I didn't include it in this damn sheet. CGNakibe: But 2. Der DWSage: 6.6 Hm. I should redo this 8th level monstrosity then. Der DWSage: ...*Scribble, scribble, scribble* Lithaladhwen: And I promise this battle will make me want to play
Soul Calibur III.
Der DWSage: ...And I'm ready! CGNakibe: Don't tempt me. Der DWSage: <It is a dark, dark day when Gods get bored. Because
mortals are their favorite toys.>
CGNakibe: (I have yet to use Rachel in Gaera.) Der DWSage: <But is it the gods of Gaera that we fear today? No,
strangely enough. Something about Naki and a sugar rush, last I
heard.>
Lithaladhwen: (I have used this one. But not enough for combat.
So.... maybe it'll be fun.)
Der DWSage: <...Actually, scratch that. Fear them anyway.>
CGNakibe: (Naki: heheheehEHEHEHEHEHEHE @.^ Der DWSage: <But today, the ones actively interfering with mortal life are
the stranger ones, the extradimensional ones...the forgotten gods. The
ones of malice and war that were discarded afterwards.>
Der DWSage: (Yeah, like he never got a sugar rush from all those 7-11
slurpies.)
Der DWSage: <And today, they've summoned a variety of folks to do
battle...including...>
Der DWSage: *A young man that has fiery red hair, goggles covering that,
a pants jacket and jeans, and...a long tube of some sort.*
Der DWSage: (Ten points to whoever guesses who he is.)
Der DWSage: *A young Moogle, who is amazingly confused by all this,
and definitely feels...dwarfed.*
Der DWSage: *He's also wearing a White Mage robe.*
CGNakibe: (Fiery red hair?) Lithaladhwen: (Fiery.)
PapatymisonN has entered the room. Der DWSage: *Well, okay. It's not fiery. It is, however, red, and ruffled*
CGNakibe: (This is one of your RP characters or a "Borrowed" char, Sage?) Lithaladhwen: (Arena battle, Charles. We're not quite started.)
Der DWSage: *He looks like he'd fit in better if he were missing his
pants.*
Der DWSage: (A borrowed. Definitely a borrowed.)
PapatymisonN: (As in MAC battle arena, or what?) Der DWSage: (Philsys battle arena. Any sort of character fits in here.
^_^)
Der DWSage: *A certain Druid! You all know who he is.*
Der DWSage: *And various creatures I
Lithaladhwen: (A Valthi.) Der DWSage: '*And various creatures I'm too lazy to describe* Der DWSage: *You may introduce your own characters to this crowd at any
time* Lithaladhwen: (So how the hell are we doing this?)
Der DWSage: <Most of them look confused as hell. They've all been
dropped in from whatever they were doing at the time.>
Der DWSage: <There's even one in a showercap with a rubber ducky and
a towel.>
CGNakibe: *a small boy with dark skin and hair, wearing a green and white robe
looks around at the people, confused as all hell* o.o CGNakibe: (Rubber ducky, you're the one!) Der DWSage: ...The hell? I was about to take a shower?
Lithaladhwen: *A blue-haired girl is wearing a big man-shirt and no
pants. She has no pants, but she has a scythe. What the fuck was
she doing?*
Der DWSage: e_e CURSE YOU, INVISIBLE AUDIENCE!
Lithaladhwen: ....Lord... what the HELL am I doing here?
Lithaladhwen: *mightily confused*
CGNakibe: Hey, where'd the rest of the room go? o.o Der DWSage: 6.6
Der DWSage: Hell if I know, but I've finally got a pair of pants!
CGNakibe: (Thank you, Captain.) CGNakibe: (*Blasts him with the Zapper. Because it is SUPERIOR.*) Der DWSage: (^_^ He's mostly there just to knock Sorune out. Just
because.)
Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well I don't. *sigh* At least I wore the
underwear that matches the shirt. Guess everyone'll be seeing
them, so it counts today.
Der DWSage: (Cap SNES:*Finds a way to BS his way out of getting
zapped*)
CGNakibe: ... o.o *blushes* M..m..miss? CGNakibe: Where's your... um... pants things? >.<;;; Lithaladhwen: I don't know. I think James has them.
Lithaladhwen: Why? Scared of a girl's legs?
Der DWSage: >_>
Der DWSage: *This is a much younger version of Sorune, mind you*
CGNakibe: Just... Um... 9.9;;; Der DWSage: Bah. I'd go pantsless and free if I could get away wth it.
Der DWSage: with*
CGNakibe: Someone once told me that pants are horrible and oppressive, just..
um... Lithaladhwen: (He recognizable?)
Lithaladhwen: (Sorune, I mean.)
Der DWSage: (Recognizable, yes. Does he recognize? No!)
Der DWSage: Sounds like Jazz.
Lithaladhwen: .....What the shit. Sorune, you look good.
Der DWSage: Or her kin.
Lithaladhwen: What're you doing here?
Der DWSage: ...Have we met?
Lithaladhwen: ....
Der DWSage: ...<.<;; What's going on? And, er, someone get this rubber
ducky guy away from me.
Lithaladhwen: Um. Yes. I spent a good span of time afraid you
would kill me if you knew about my research, and then you
saved my life and I felt better.
CGNakibe: o.o Hiii~! Der DWSage: *Inching away from said man*
Lithaladhwen: You don't remember any of that?
Der DWSage: ...I think I'd remember it if it happened.
Der DWSage: >_>; Perhaps I'm some sort of...I don't know. Alternate
universe?
Lithaladhwen: I think so. Maybe it didn't happen to you, and the
universe is more deeply weird than I imagined.
CGNakibe: If you were an alternate universe-thingy mister, you'd be bigger,
right? CGNakibe: At least as big as the Inn, I think. CGNakibe: Maybe even as big as that Gunnir place. Der DWSage: You cannot begin to imagine.
Der DWSage: *The room, by the by, is a large steel one. It's completely
featureless, aside from the lack of doors and the lack of windows...*
Lithaladhwen: So what the shit are we doing here, and when do I
get to go home? I was busy.
Der DWSage: e.e;;; So was I.
CGNakibe: I was having sandwiches. Der DWSage: *AND THEN! A LARGE BOOMING VOICE!*
CGNakibe: They looked tasty, but I never got to EAT them. v.v Der DWSage: LARGES AND SMALLS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
AND OTHER, VARIOUS RACES...
Der DWSage: WELCOME TO THE ARENA! YOU HAVE THE
ESTEEMED HONOR OF GETTING TO ENTERTAIN A GOD!
Lithaladhwen: *snickers*
Der DWSage: ...OKAY, OKAY. SEVERAL GODS. HAPPY, SIRRA?
Der DWSage has left the room. Der DWSage has entered the room. Der DWSage: OH, DROP IT. WE ONLY CALLED YOU A PEDOPHILE
BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE ROMANS, AND WE
KNOW WHAT THEY DO.
Lithaladhwen: ...
CGNakibe: ... this place is weird. Lithaladhwen: IM: These gods are more fucked up than ours.
CGNakibe: Weirder than home. Lithaladhwen: You said it, kid.
Lithaladhwen: (What the shit? All these people know each other in
second gen. This is what's fucking weird, people.)
Lithaladhwen: (Zea is hanging with younger versions of her guy
friends.)
CGNakibe: (I didn't realize that but... wow.) CGNakibe: (All we need is Brian for Time Travelling James) Lithaladhwen: (He's at Priam's house right now, alas.)
Lithaladhwen: (And anyway, James is present in spirit. He's
apparently got Zea's pants.)
CGNakibe: (Hey, at least it keeps Captain SNES away from them.) Der DWSage has left the room. CGNakibe: (Sage is unfortunately unable to join the chat at the moment due to
AIM sucking.) Lithaladhwen: (So I hear.)
CGNakibe: I don't much like this place... v.v Lithaladhwen: *sighs* Yeah, well. We're here now. If I knew we'd be
sitting around I'd have conjured some sherry or something.
CGNakibe: I... um... think.. *digs around in sleeves* CGNakibe: Oh, here! *pulls out a bit of candy. Red licorice, yum* CGNakibe: Want some? Lithaladhwen: *smiles* That's very nice of you. I think I would, yes.
Lithaladhwen: *holds out her hand to receive candy* My name's Zea
by the way.
CGNakibe: Hi, Zea! My name's Solis. Pleased to meet you. ^^ Lithaladhwen: ...
CGNakibe: *At least he's a polite kid, right?* Lithaladhwen: *does a doubletake*
Lithaladhwen: ....right. Hi. Hi Solis.
CGNakibe: .. is something wrong? o.o Lithaladhwen: No. It's cool. I know another Solis. He's a good guy
though, so you've got a good start. *smiles, trying not to be
weirded out*
CGNakibe: Oh really? o.o Huh. I didn't know there were that many people with
my name around. *shrugs8 CGNakibe: I wonder if they've gone to lunch or something. 9.9 Lithaladhwen: No clue.
Lithaladhwen: IM: Great. All we need now is a five-year old James.
And with my luck......
CGNakibe: They should've at least given us something. Lithaladhwen: IM: He'd still have my pants.
Der DWSage has entered the room.
Der DWSage: (Sonuvabitch. I have to use the upstairs computer.) Lithaladhwen: (*laugh* You okay, then?)
Der DWSage: (Sorta. Let me test something.) OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Der DWSage: (...I fucking hate Triton.) Lithaladhwen: (Four. Can't see it?)
Der DWSage: (Nope, I see the text behind it. Shaun, try rolling for me please.) OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 666-sided die: 138 CGNakibe: (Damn. You made me good. ;_; ) CGNakibe: (Roll was 138 of 666)
Der DWSage: (...Still can't see it. Sonuvabitch.)
Der DWSage: (Yeah, you folks are going to just have to tell me my rolls.) Lithaladhwen: (Can do.)
Der DWSage: (There. Now.)
Der DWSage: WE ONLY CALLED YOU A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE
YOU WERE LOOKING AT THE ROMANS, AND WE ALL KNOW
WHAT THEY DO.
Der DWSage: OH SHUT UP. ANYWAY.
Der DWSage: THERE WILL BE THREE ROUNDS-THE GRAND
MELEE, THE PARTNERS, AND THEN THE FINAL MELEE.
CGNakibe: ... um... can't we just have snacks instead? 9.9;;
Der DWSage: IN THE FIRST, ALL OF YOU WILL FIGHT EACH
OTHER. ONLY EIGHT WILL BE VICTORIOUS.
CGNakibe: 'cause I'm really hungry.
Der DWSage: IN THE PARTNERS, YOU WILL HAVE TO TRUST
YOUR BACK TO A COMPLETE STRANGER WHILE YOU FIGHT
TWO ADVERSARIES.
Lithaladhwen: *sigh*
Der DWSage: YOU CAN, OF COURSE, ASSASSINATE YOUR OWN
PARTNER TO FURTHER YOUR OWN CHANCES OF GETTING
TO THE NEXT ROUND...
Lithaladhwen: Oh, how wonderful.
Der DWSage: WHERE THE LAST REMAINING CHALLENGERS
WILL FACE EACH OTHER.
Der DWSage: THE WINNER SHALL RECEIVE...ANYTHING THEY
WANT. A WISH, IF YOU MAY.
CGNakibe: This sounds like a story I once read. o.o
Der DWSage: those of you wishing to not participate, raise your hand
now...
Der DWSage: ...Can I at least have pants?
Lithaladhwen: Hey. We can't all have pants, my friend.
Der DWSage: *Muffled whispering*
Der DWSage: ...No. It amuses Sirra too much.
Der DWSage: You sonnuvabitch. Der DWSage: *A shirt appears on rubber ducky man!*
Der DWSage: *...It has a large target on it*
Der DWSage: ...Sonnuvabitch.
CGNakibe: That's mean. o.o Lithaladhwen: So if we die. I have to wonder. What happens?
Lithaladhwen: Death is ...a hobby of mine. I have an academic
interest as well as a personal one.
Der DWSage: We have a goddess of death on hand.
Der DWSage: She will revive you and put you back where you were.
Lithaladhwen: Oh. Well. Tell her I said thanks in advance
Der DWSage: Will do.
Der DWSage: (A moment folks. Bah.) CGNakibe: Death? Creeeepy. >.<;;; Lithaladhwen: It's okay, Solis. Death is nothing to be scared of,
especially since they're all prepared today.
Lithaladhwen: Apparently.
CGNakibe: Just that this one time I was all around these creepy skeletons that
kept being mean to people and stuff. CGNakibe: They were creepy. Lithaladhwen: I... well, they can be.
Lithaladhwen: But they aren't all bad. Not if their masters aren't
bad.
CGNakibe: Oh Really? o.o
Der DWSage: (Alright, back.)
Der DWSage: *A few folks decline! They just want to go back home. :{*
Der DWSage: *And home they go, whoosh!*
Der DWSage: ...Anyone else?
Der DWSage: No? Then let the first round begin!
Lithaladhwen: You sticking around then, Solis?
CGNakibe: Huh? Oh, Wait Wait! *raises hand*
Der DWSage: IM:Well, if nothing else, maybe I'll get a wish out of it. Or
I can see some others fight well.
Der DWSage: <Too late!>
Lithaladhwen: Oh well. Two deaths for the sport of others. *readies
her scythe*
CGNakibe: (gotta love how that works. ^^) Lithaladhwen: The second for no better reason than the first.
Lithaladhwen: (Jethro: *sneezes*)
Der DWSage: <The lot of them are transported to a wide-open plain, very
spring-like, and with plenty of grass and trees around. Sorune likes the
spot.>
Lithaladhwen: Pretty.
CGNakibe: Oooooh. o.o
Der DWSage: <...And several folks are already drawing weapons.> Der DWSage: <One of them in particular...>
Lithaladhwen: (How long is this going to be?)
Der DWSage: *That big tube of his? Yeah. It goes 'chick CHACK' like a
shotgun.*
CGNakibe: (Because its already nearing midnight here.) Lithaladhwen: (It's 12:41 here, my friend.)
Der DWSage: (I'm not entirely sure. Hm. We'll just do the first two rounds
then, as I was planning on simplifying the first anyway.) CGNakibe: O.O;; *stares at the presumably foul-mouthed person* Lithaladhwen: (Whoa! He has a boomstick!)
Der DWSage: ...I know that sound. I don't like that sound.
Der DWSage: Get down!
Der DWSage: *And...Sorune knocks a few people down as a
GINOURMOUS ray of...something...simply eradicates half the field*
Der DWSage: *Unfortunately, Sorune is one of those eradicated*
Lithaladhwen: ....What the shit?
CGNakibe: ...O.O SCARY. >.<
Der DWSage: *Unfortunately, there seem to be a group of
three...odd-looking beings right next to the two that seem intent on
acting as a team to bring down both Solis and Zea.*
Der DWSage: *So they're going to be distracted*
Der DWSage: *...Despite the fact that their attackers are all of 2 feet tall, and
look utterly ridiculous.* Lithaladhwen: ....Solis, be careful. Stick close for now, 'kay?
Der DWSage: *One of them is wearing a large leave to cover himself, and an
odd-looking crown! Along with an adorable-looking shortsword*
Der DWSage: (Leave=Leaf*) CGNakibe: Okay. >.<;; *hides somewhat behind Zea's legs*
Der DWSage: *Another is...well, he's using a bunch of leaves, but he's also got a
big nut on his head and a little cross*
Der DWSage: *And the last is wearing a little cape and a wizard hat, and has a
stick with a star on the end*
Der DWSage: (And initiative!) CGNakibe: (Nut people from BoF? o.o)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 3 12-sided dice: 9 5 12
Der DWSage: (Close! Nut people from DW7.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2 OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 5 Lithaladhwen: (You have 9, 5, 12 Sage.)
Lithaladhwen: (9)
Der DWSage: (Appreciated.) CGNakibe: (Solis clocks in at a blazing fast 14)
Der DWSage: (So...Physical nut, Mage Nut + Solis, Zea, and Priest Nut.)
Der DWSage: (Whee!) CGNakibe: (I didn't know that those two games shared Nut People) CGNakibe: (By the way, BoF Nut People are annoying bastards. e.e)
Der DWSage: *And he gives an adorable little battle cry as he viciously attacks
Zea's leg.*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 17 CGNakibe: (You rolled 17)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Der DWSage: (Total 31, then.) Lithaladhwen: (Ha. 11. He does a good job.)
Lithaladhwen: (Critical good.)
Der DWSage: (He criticals her leg. :{ )
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
Der DWSage: (Shaun?) CGNakibe: (That was 2)
Der DWSage: (40 points damage to Zea, then. Owfuck.)
Der DWSage: *And he FUCKING GOUGES her leg with that blade. She'll be
limping for some time...* Lithaladhwen: (Heh. Noted.)
Der DWSage: *And he's doing a tiny victory dance.*
Der DWSage: (Solis has what for his init bonus? I think he goes -just- before
the nut mage.) CGNakibe: (3 + 11 for 14)
Der DWSage: (Yeah, he goes first. Go at it, Shaun.) CGNakibe: BAD THINGIE... >.< Lithaladhwen: >_o Bad.
Der DWSage: ^_^ Wheekeba! CGNakibe: (How close are they together?) CGNakibe: (The Nut-thingies)
Der DWSage: (The mage and cleric are right next to each other. The fighter, on
the other hand, is about ten feet away...and right in front of Zea.)
Der DWSage: (Er, not ten. Five.)
Der DWSage: (There is also a Sorune Corpse that has not been teleported away
yet behind you folks.)
Der DWSage: (Looting is allowed.) CGNakibe: *suddenly the sky stars to darken...* Lords of power high above
rain down your heavenly might upon those before me... GIGRA!
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 14 17 OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 6 CGNakibe: (Just aiming at the nutty mage near Zea, for the record)
Der DWSage: (And the results of his MATK, and the nuts MDEF? And in that
case, give me only the first number.) CGNakibe: (And Hm. Sage, you rolled 14 and 17)
Der DWSage: (So he got...35. Ya beat it Shaun?) CGNakibe: (Solis has rolled 24)
Der DWSage: *The nut magically slaps it out of the way, and glares at Solis. Oh
my.* CGNakibe: o.o CGNakibe: What?
Der DWSage: >_< Glikab, zikab, BURN!
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Der DWSage: (A first-level fire spell, at Solis. I hate needing to rely on you folks
for my rolls.) CGNakibe: (Rolled an 8)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 14 CGNakibe: (29 for Solis here.)
Der DWSage: (Match...defenders win matches.)
Der DWSage: *A fireball is hurled at Solis!*
Der DWSage: (Oh, wait. No it's not. He definitely fails.)
Der DWSage: *...And the little mage accidently lights HIMSELF on fire. Poor
schmuck.*
Der DWSage: (Zea!) Lithaladhwen: *points her scythe at the one who hit her* With
darkness gathered, when death has come, when all you loved
decayed and fell, you remain in fear... an invitation to hell.
CGNakibe: *snickers* Hehehehe. Lithaladhwen: *a pool of black swirling energy appears below the
creature's feet, driving upward like a drill* (Greater insinuation,
and a good dose of Guilty Gear.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 7 CGNakibe: (Thank you Zato-1) Lithaladhwen: (Hey, come on. It's all in good fun.)
CGNakibe: (And fun he is indeed.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 16 Lithaladhwen: (21. Not awesome.)
Lithaladhwen: (You roll a sixteen, Sage.)
Der DWSage: (He fucking resists. WTF. I'm using the base NPCs from the
site. :{ ) Lithaladhwen: (So unless is MBLOCK is, like... four...)
Der DWSage: *The nutty fighter just BATS it away. They're surprisingly
resistent to magic so far, when it's not their own...*
Der DWSage: *And the priest simply spends his turn laughing and putting the
mage out. Which means that it's the fighter's turn again...*
Der DWSage: e.e Greatest magic of all time, hearken to my call...
Der DWSage: Strike down my foes in their midst, tear them asunder for the gods
to find, and reduce them to ash!
Der DWSage: THORDAIN!
Der DWSage: (Against Zea!) CGNakibe: (Thankfully Solis' MBLK is not insignificant)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 2 Lithaladhwen: (Of course! Because she has almost thirty HP....)
CGNakibe: (And a bad limp about now) Lithaladhwen: (Yeah. Indeed.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Rolls?) Lithaladhwen: (Yeah.)
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Der DWSage: (I can't even see your attempts at rolls here. It sucks.) CGNakibe: (Why does all this remind me of a scene from Gulliver's Travels?) CGNakibe: (Also Sage, you rolled 2) Lithaladhwen: (Shite, man. 22.)
Der DWSage: (HAH!)
Der DWSage: *And a bolt of lightning comes down as he holds up his sword!*
Der DWSage: *And...hits him. Turning him into a hickory-smoked nut. WTF.* Lithaladhwen: ...
CGNakibe: AHAHAAHAHAHAHA
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 4 4
Der DWSage: (Please, tell me the total.) Lithaladhwen: *starts to say something, then grimaces at the pain
from her leg and decides against it*
CGNakibe: (8) Lithaladhwen: (8)
Der DWSage: *He's still standing, but he's definitely not happy.*
Der DWSage: (Solis!) CGNakibe: *stops chuckling* Fine, if you wanna be bad nuts..
Der DWSage: (And I'm transitioning to black, as brown for some reason annoys
me.)
Der DWSage: (Also, just so you know? His total from that last roll was a 6. I
figured I'd even things out a bit.)
Der DWSage: (But from here on, no more freebies.) Lithaladhwen: IM: I'd help him, but I know Solis isn't a big shadow
mage. I don't even have to look.
CGNakibe: *pulls out The Cards! OHNOES!*
Der DWSage: o_o Glikba? Lithaladhwen: *grins* Good man, Solis.
Der DWSage: *Coughs* CGNakibe: Wheel of fortune, spin fate round. Let my enemies feel the sting
of karma denied too long!! *card glows, as does another!* CGNakibe: Priestess of power, grant me the strength to strike down my
enemies! PapatymisonN: (I play Blue Eyes White Dragon, in attack mode!) CGNakibe: (Mage nut loses a massive 5 from its MBLK) CGNakibe: (*STABS CHA. IN THE EYES*
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 20 Lithaladhwen: (Shite.)
PapatymisonN: (My vitreous humour gives you power, I see...) CGNakibe: (... yeah, I'm pretty sure that'll work. Total roll 41) Der DWSage has left the room. CGNakibe: (... mew.) Lithaladhwen: (Rawr.)
CGNakibe: (Also, if Sage comes back and miraculously rolls a 20 for his nut
mage, I'll... do something. Cry, I guess. I dunno.) Lithaladhwen: (That would be too much.)
Lithaladhwen: (We could lie. He'd never know.... until he read the
log later.)
CGNakibe: (I thought about that, but I'm normally too nice. >:P) Lithaladhwen: (Same. We suck.)
CGNakibe: (Besides, it took a chunk out of Zea's leg. She deserves some
awesome karma.) Der DWSage has entered the room. Lithaladhwen: (You know, this is the only time Solis and Zea have
actually fought together. Isn't that weird?)
Der DWSage: (God I hate AIM right now.) CGNakibe: (Yeah, it kinda is. Kinda fun too.) CGNakibe: (Thankfully Solis' powers work well with hers. >:P) Der DWSage: (But at least I'm on my own fucking computer now. What did
Solis roll, and should I be rolling a Missile Evasion or MBLK?) Lithaladhwen: (Tell him, Shaun.)
CGNakibe: (MBLK vs 41) Lithaladhwen: (Here's a thought, and one that may force Sage to
hate me. Any bodies lying about?)
Der DWSage: (...Against which nut? There is a chance of them resisting...) Der DWSage: (And yes. Several.) OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 5 Der DWSage: (That many are visible.) CGNakibe: (Yeah, on a 20. And eh. Pick a nut. I'm not too picky) Der DWSage: (Priest Nut it is, then!) OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 2 Der DWSage: (...Yeah, that's a critical spell. Roll yer damage and gimme the
total.) CGNakibe: (Not a damage spell. It reduces his MBLK by... um.. wow. 8
normally. o.o) Der DWSage: (16, then.) Der DWSage: *He...cringes. A lot. He doesn't like that spell. :{* CGNakibe: >:D CGNakibe: We're gonna have FUN with roasted nuts. Der DWSage: *However, it is the mage nut's turn!* Lithaladhwen: You roast them, I borrow them Solis. Just wait.
Der DWSage: *And he stands in front of Solis, beady eyes glaring...and smelling
like foodstuffs.* Der DWSage: e.e Glikba! Sokuraba! Kalaba! EXPLODETA! OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 1 Lithaladhwen: (Whoa.)
Der DWSage: (...Dear sweet merciful goodness. Don't even roll, Shaun.) Lithaladhwen: (Glad Zea isn't getting all the shit rolls.)
Der DWSage: (These guys are thoroughly beating themselves.) OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 4 CGNakibe: (Soundly!) Der DWSage: *And he starts to cast a spell...* Der DWSage: *But there is a BAZORCH from the 30 megawatt plasma cannon
that, oddly enough, misses everyone but the nut mage* CGNakibe: O.o;; Der DWSage: *There is a smouldering pair of boots where he once was.* Der DWSage: ...Damn, missed the rubber ducky. Lemme try that again.
Der DWSage: o_o Der DWSage: Glik ba. Der DWSage: <_< Der DWSage: *Then the priestly nut does something that requires no roll! He
heals, as he should!* OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 6 Der DWSage: *And he looks much less crispy than before! Ah, magical
healing...* Der DWSage: *Although that nutty fighter still looks off balance. Still, he swings
at...Solis?* OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 19 OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 11 Der DWSage: (Oh dear.) CGNakibe: (This is gonna suck) CGNakibe: (PA 23) Der DWSage: (*Checks* What'd Solis get...?) Der DWSage: (Oh GOOD. It's not a critical.) CGNakibe: (AC is 5)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 1 Der DWSage: (He takes 14 damage.) Der DWSage: *And with a mighty slash from his weakened arms, he cuts into
Solis' leg with a CHOP!* Der DWSage: *Repeat tiny victory dance.* CGNakibe: OW OW OW HORRIBLE NUT THING. Der DWSage: *Fortunately, it's not as hideously bad as Zea's chop. :{* Lithaladhwen: (No, it wasn't.)
Lithaladhwen: (And fortunately, Zea's a little hardier than she
looks.)
Der DWSage: (...Wait, we skipped Zea somewhere along the way.) Lithaladhwen: (You're gonna hate me, Sage.)
Lithaladhwen: (But welcome to my initiative order.)
Lithaladhwen: *briefly considers targeting Sorune, but figures he
wouldn't want her to do so, leaving... every other fallen fighter
around!*
Der DWSage: (Damn, she shoulda gone before the priestly nut. And go ahead
with the hatificiation.) Lithaladhwen: "Lord of endings and transformations, A daughter of
the faith calls out in her need. Let my enemies fall and beg for
your blessing Under the weight of your curse. ...animate them
now."
PapatymisonN: (Resh: 'Kay.) Lithaladhwen: *picks a human-sized fighter to use as an undead
servant for Solis and herself*
Lithaladhwen: (I don't think dead bodies get an MDEF roll.)
Der DWSage: (Resh:Ah, I love it when she waxes poetic about corpses...) Lithaladhwen: (Spells are always scarier when they call on dark
gods, aren't they?)
Der DWSage: (Anyway. Yeah, I'll let you have 'im. We'll say that it knocked
her init back to here, and her servant can go ahead and strike a target of her
choosing.) Lithaladhwen: (Stats for a zombie are on Zea's sheet.)
PapatymisonN: (Resh: Hey, I'm not DARK. I'm just... unpleasant by
circumstance.) Lithaladhwen: (She knows.)
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 1 Lithaladhwen: (1)
Der DWSage: (He has a Longsword, by the by. *Makes note of this*) Der DWSage: (And I can see my rolls now. :{ ) Lithaladhwen: (Good deal.)
PapatymisonN: (Singular sensation! Every little step she takes!) Der DWSage: (Anyway. Go ahead and make with the orderings of the
zombieling.) Lithaladhwen: *It is her will that the zombie attack the tiny boy
going after Solis, because Solis is good and enemies are bad.*
Der DWSage: Zomb:Nuuuuuuts... Lithaladhwen: Solis. That one is mine. Try not to break it. We can
use it for now.
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 12 13 Der DWSage: (And...with his penalties...the zomb hits!) OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 1 CGNakibe: Oh. Okay. o.o CGNakibe: I still haven't gotten my roasted nut. e.e Der DWSage: *He fucking CHOPS the nut, leaving a large indent in its head!* Der DWSage: *...Though it's still moving. It is, however, emitting high-pitched
curses at everyone* Der DWSage: (Solis!) CGNakibe: (thankfully Solis was warned before he attacked the zombie
thing) Der DWSage: (Indeed.) Lithaladhwen: (She knows people like to break her pets.)
CGNakibe: Now.... *glares at the Priest nut* Lets try this AGAIN. e.e Der DWSage: Priest:Oh glikba. CGNakibe: Lords of power high above rain down your heavenly might upon
those before me... GIGRA! CGNakibe: (Dare we roll this?) Der DWSage: (Let's.) OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 7 OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 8 Der DWSage: (Total 13.) CGNakibe: (Total 26) Der DWSage: (So, I'm thinking Solis...yeah. Go ahead.) CGNakibe: (The nut should be glad.)
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 3 6-sided dice: 3 3 2 CGNakibe: (54) Der DWSage: *And it SHRIEKS in agony* Lithaladhwen: (Shite.)
Der DWSage: *PAIN PAIN PAIN, screams the little nut in an alternate
language!* Der DWSage: *...But, somehow, it's still standing. Barely.* Der DWSage: *One can surmise that a little tap would be enough to knock him
down.* Der DWSage: (And just because I can...) OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 100-sided die: 49 Der DWSage: *There's another blast of high-powered energy covering the
battleground! Fortunately, facing away from everyone this time* Try THIS,
mister Fighterdoken!
Der DWSage: (...Because I like Cap SNES vs. 16-bit theater.) Der DWSage: (And Zea! We shan't skip her this time, oh no!) Lithaladhwen: *goes for the weakened little nut with her scythe, just
for the hell of it, and orders her zombie to go for... anyone that
isn't her or Solis*
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 15 OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 2 CGNakibe: (Zea: *REAPS*) Lithaladhwen: (25.)
Der DWSage: (Dear god. Yeah, she reaps 'im.) Lithaladhwen: (I don't know if she can here..)
Der DWSage: (...Well, no she can't. But she gets to see him fucking chopped in
half. She did crit, after all.) Lithaladhwen: (Splitting into two right now would be too much
trouble. It's enough to kill him and force someone else to reap
him.)
Lithaladhwen: (Did she? That's gratifying.)
Der DWSage: (I'm assuming that the 'weakened nut' is the priest?) Der DWSage: (The one only barely, barely standing? Yeah, she crits.) Der DWSage: (Anyway. Description, and then we move on to the last nut
standing...) Lithaladhwen: (Heh. Nice.)
Lithaladhwen: (The zombie!)
CGNakibe: (Dead Head Fred?) Der DWSage: ('Deed.) Lithaladhwen: *Her zombie, in a true display of mindless obedience,
is willing to attack all things not his mistress or her ally!*
Der DWSage: *And the nut and zombie engage in mortal combat!* Der DWSage: *Because the nut smells tasty, and the zombie ain't too far gone.* OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 8 13 Der DWSage: *...And the nut manages to repel the zombie's attack, if only
barely. He's actually a pretty good fighter...* Der DWSage: *And he responds with a loud battle cry, and another attack!* Lithaladhwen: If anything else, Solis, it gets him away from us.
Lithaladhwen: IM: A taxing distraction.... but a distraction that I
badly need. *winces again*
Der DWSage: (Full Attack! Striking Zombie and again.) OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 2 20-sided dice: 10 10 Der DWSage: *CHOP CHOP. Zombie takes damage!* OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 4 6-sided dice: 1 3 3 5 Der DWSage: *The first attack doesn't hurt 'im too much, but it gets past his
defenses...* Der DWSage: *The second attack, however, fucking cleaves the fucking zombie
in half. HARDCORE NUT.* Lithaladhwen: *sigh* There goes my pet. Bought time, though.
Der DWSage: (Total 107 damage, in case you're curious.) CGNakibe: I think I'm all out of magic, miss Zea. o.o Der DWSage: *And he does a tiny victory dance over the fallen corpse!* Der DWSage: (The second attack there counted as a critical, as the zombie was
denied a PA roll. :{ ) Lithaladhwen: (Yeah, it happens.)
Lithaladhwen: It's okay. I've got some energy left. More magic than
blood in me now. *looks down to her leg*
Lithaladhwen: Just watch yourself, all right?
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 100-sided die: 63 Der DWSage: (Ignore that roll there. It never happened.) Lithaladhwen: (Okay. Delete refs un-dieroll.)
Der DWSage: (Anyway, yeah. Solis and Zea's turns, and I think that we'll end
with this battle for tonight.) CGNakibe: Okay.. *suddenly puts up his dukes. Aww. A kid fighting a nut?* CGNakibe: *... with a rather strong-looking punch, there!* KIAH. Lithaladhwen: ...IM: Even as a child? Gods. How do I meet people
like this?
OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 14 Der DWSage: (Nutty is denied his PA. :{ ) CGNakibe: (Poor nutty. Solis rolls 27) CGNakibe: (And is using Hard Edge, a tech of his.) Der DWSage: (Yeah, crit. Shall we just say it kills the damn nut?) CGNakibe: (Yep!) Lithaladhwen: (We shall, I say!)
Der DWSage: *OSHIT, HARDCORE NUT GOT CLANGEEKED* Lithaladhwen: *grins at Solis* You're a natural, I think. Glad I've got
you on my side.
Der DWSage: *...Hey, most of the fighting is done by now.* Lithaladhwen: IM: And not the first time I have had that thought,
either.
Der DWSage: *In fact, they can only count 9 still on the field, including
the-sorry, only 8!* Der DWSage: *Hey, wait...yep! There it comes!* CGNakibe: My brother told me that even with magic if you can't defend yourself
bad stuff happens. Der DWSage: *INSTANT TELEPORT-O*
Der DWSage: *No more fields, no more blood, no more corpses-just 8
people still standing in a metal room.*
Der DWSage: *Aside from Solis and Zea, there are...*
Der DWSage: *Kumo, The Captain, Rubber Ducky man wielding a bloody
duck and a loofah, a man clad in red armor, another man clad in blue
robes with an orange hat, and...a loaf of bread?*
Lithaladhwen: (Careful. That bread is a mage.)
Der DWSage: ...I never thought that bread could hide so effectively on a
battlefield.
Lithaladhwen: (Must use up a lot of TP on silent, stilled spells,
though.)
Der DWSage: (Oh, he does. He does.)
CGNakibe: (HAH. Beware Ernie and the Rubber Ducky) Lithaladhwen: (But I'm awfully fond of him nonetheless, Shaun.)
Der DWSage: Or that a small rubber toy could be made into a weapon.
Der DWSage: Regardless! You have all made it to the second round!
Der DWSage: *Doors mysteriously appear in the walls! All of them are
open, and all of them lead to rooms!*
Der DWSage: The losers have been taken care of, and they will remember
nothing of this incident.
Der DWSage: Get some sleep, and recover your strength for tomorrow.
Oh, and as for your wounds...
Der DWSage: *There is a loud clapping sound, and Zea feels that leg of
hers get healed! Somehow.*
Lithaladhwen: *starts in suprise at the sudden healing*
Der DWSage: There we go. Knew I'd get it right sooner or later.
Der DWSage: In any case, go and sleep.
Lithaladhwen: Solis. If you need anything, come get me. You hear?
CGNakibe: Okay Miss Zea. Der DWSage: If there is anything you desire in your room, simply imagine
it in your mind and it will come.
Der DWSage: Except for yours, Ernie. You don't get a replacement
wardrobe.
Der DWSage: I hate you with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
Der DWSage: Yes, yes, I've heard it before.
Der DWSage: Each of those suns has another thousand suns within them.
Der DWSage: They're also on fire.
Lithaladhwen: That's more creative.
Der DWSage: Nice try. Wanna lose the towel too?
Der DWSage: ...I'm torn between more insults and the fact that children
are near.
Der DWSage: *Suddenly, the man loses his towel!*
Der DWSage: *...And in its place is a censorship bar.*
Lithaladhwen: ...Well. That's that.
Lithaladhwen: IM: And we don't even get to see. What did we do to
deserve that?
Der DWSage: Did I mention that each of those suns has a thousand
planets inside of them, filled with people that hate you because they
were set on fire?
Lithaladhwen: IM: I wonder what they'd do if that were my wish.
To see him without the bar.
Der DWSage: *Walks off to his room, raising a finger!*
Der DWSage: We could just remove it altogether.
CGNakibe: .... strange place. o.o;; Der DWSage: The bar? Go ahead!
Der DWSage: No. We mean what the bar is hiding.
Der DWSage: ...I'm going to sleep now.
Der DWSage: Good boy.
Der DWSage: (And that concludes our adventure!)
CGNakibe: *just wanders off to get something to eat* CGNakibe: (Yay!0 Der DWSage: (For tonight, at least. See you folks later.)
Lithaladhwen: *sighs regretfully and goes back to bed, tempted to
request company....but doesn't*
Lithaladhwen: </Zea!>
Der DWSage: (...Oh dear. I just realized that I made a goof.)
Der DWSage: (The Captain only fired three shots.)
Lithaladhwen: </RP>
Der DWSage: That was fun. Lithaladhwen: </ ( ) >
Lithaladhwen: Font.
Der DWSage: I enjoy doing silly things on occasion. Lithaladhwen: That was!
Lithaladhwen: And that was SUPREMELY weird for Zea.
Der DWSage: Next time though, there will be no freebie 'I hurt myself, dammit.'
attacks. :{ Lithaladhwen: That's fine.
CGNakibe: *Beats up on demon foxes in ways that would set the PETA
AFLAME* Der DWSage: ...And the nuts, if you're curious, are the NPCs from the Philsys
page. Lithaladhwen: I figured.
Der DWSage: The only difference is that the Standard Fighter had a point in
Magic Aptitude. Lithaladhwen: They're first level. Zea and Solis are higher than that.
CGNakibe: Yep. Der DWSage: And one spell that sucked up all his MP. CGNakibe: Heh. Lithaladhwen: Shaun, did you give Solis the EXP from Blandly
Titled?
Der DWSage: But yeah. Fun was had! Lithaladhwen: Same question for Sage with Sorune.
Der DWSage: ...I don't remember. How much did he get? Lithaladhwen: I told you to add that to their first-gen sheets.
Lithaladhwen: I can check the OOC thread.
Der DWSage: Oh! Well then, I didn't. CGNakibe: Ashley: I think I did on the other comp. Lithaladhwen: 750XP for everyone for various combat things. 200XP
for general roleplaying justice.
Lithaladhwen: 950 overall.
Lithaladhwen: To your first gen sheet.
Der DWSage: Oh dear. Der DWSage: That boosts him a level, then. Der DWSage: He's now level 8. :{ Lithaladhwen: Good.
Lithaladhwen: For an explanation of why I wanted that added to first-gen sheets. Lithaladhwen: Because there is a reason.
Lithaladhwen: Also, for Sage's benefit since he may not have seen
it....
Lithaladhwen: Blandly Titled: A Wiki Page. Der DWSage: Hm. Well, while you're here... Der DWSage: I'll roll Sor's increased stats. Der DWSage: Wisdom! Lithaladhwen: Do it.
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 100-sided die: 79 Der DWSage: Nope. Der DWSage: Agility! Der DWSage: Er, Dexterity I mean! OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 100-sided die: 91 Der DWSage: ...Fuck no. Der DWSage: Oh dear. Der DWSage: Ah well. HP. OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 6-sided die: 1 Der DWSage: ... Der DWSage: M-fucking-P. OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 4 Der DWSage: And TP. CGNakibe: MP is awesome.
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 4-sided die: 3 Der DWSage: ...Oh, yay! Der DWSage: I don't have to make up stats for Fighter. I'll just use the
Chieftain's stats. Lithaladhwen: Ha!
CGNakibe: Eep Lithaladhwen: Was that the huge moogle?
Lithaladhwen: The one with the hammer?
Der DWSage: No, that was the guy one step under him. Lithaladhwen: Ah, kay.
Der DWSage: ...A very small step. Lithaladhwen: Sure.'
Lithaladhwen: Hopefully Xevan will roll a little better and Holly will
get to keep her blood under her skin where it belongs.
Der DWSage: That would be nice, yes. Der DWSage: Kel's poor ass, though. :{ CGNakibe: Very nice indeed. Lithaladhwen: Hopefully the RP will restart at all.
Lithaladhwen: That would be nice. Yes.
Der DWSage: *Nod* Der DWSage: Unfortunately...not this weekend. Lithaladhwen: Brian isn't available this weekend.
Der DWSage: I'm being abducterated by mum. Lithaladhwen: He's in Ohio with his family.
Der DWSage: Or next weekend, as I'm abducterated for dad's birthday. Der DWSage: ...Interesting coincidence, that. Lithaladhwen: We need to figure out times again. And Daien must
be repeatedly poked over IM, since he doesn't look at the board.
Lithaladhwen: The plot must flow.
Der DWSage: Kay. Der DWSage: I apologize for being out so much recently. Lithaladhwen: Much like spice, only with less political intrigue.
CGNakibe: Need some help poking Daien/ CGNakibe: I can do that. CGNakibe: With knives. Lithaladhwen: I can as well.
Lithaladhwen: With claymores.
Lithaladhwen: The mines, not the swords.
Der DWSage: Beginning college is kinda wearing on me, and I went into a
semi-depressive state for a bit. Der DWSage: Also:Why not both? CGNakibe: But do you have ballistic missiles? Lithaladhwen: We can get them.
CGNakibe: Sage: First year in college is pretty hectic. If nothing else. Lithaladhwen: Yeah, well. I just poked Daien.
Lithaladhwen: I totally win.
CGNakibe: >:{ Lithaladhwen: Hikkabikkaboo. *high five* HOOSHAHHHH.
Der DWSage: Nut Mage:*Casts Explodet at Ashley* OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 10 Der DWSage: *Totally gets a total 29. :{* Lithaladhwen: Ashley: *casts Kai Flare on the mage*
Der DWSage: NM:*Is roasted! Mm, tasty* OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 6-sided die: 5 Lithaladhwen: Hey!
OnlineHost: Lithaladhwen rolled 1 20-sided die: 4 Lithaladhwen: Well.
Lithaladhwen: That's odd.
Der DWSage: I'm debating giving Sor another spell or two. Der DWSage: I really am. Lithaladhwen: You should do that.
CGNakibe: Sage? Der DWSage: ...Maybe I'll give him a spell that actually lets him manipulate
metal, for a high, high cost. CGNakibe: HURTMOST. >:{ Der DWSage: Shaun:EXPLODET. WOULDA HIT THE BOTHAYEZ. Der DWSage: ...Also, I need to figure out WTF is with Sor's Stone Storm spell. CGNakibe: Naki: YAY YAY! EXPLODET REAL GUD, YA Der DWSage: As it does less damage, and is less available, than his
wind-equivalent spell. Der DWSage: And that only takes 16 MP, compared to the 50 of Stone Storm. Der DWSage: ...On another note, Der DWSage: 50 Nut Magi:*Swarm Naki* Der DWSage: 50NM:EXPLODET! CGNakibe: Naki: *Swarmed*
OnlineHost: Der DWSage rolled 1 20-sided die: 15 Der DWSage: *THEY ALL MAKE EVERYTHING GO BOOM* OnlineHost: CGNakibe rolled 1 20-sided die: 5 Lithaladhwen: I've been watching Children of Dune for four hours.
CGNakibe: Naki: *is hit, ohnoes* Lithaladhwen: Sage, Sorune could use wiki-action.
Der DWSage has left the room. PapatymisonN has left the room. Lithaladhwen: Shaun, good night my fine sir.
CGNakibe: Night Ashley. Do sleep well. Lithaladhwen: *nod*
Lithaladhwen: You too.
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